Buds just watched Pluto argue with Urd and Mars while Mara lay in his arms
outside what Buds' knows as Belldandy's house. He met a guy living with
Belldandy, and his name was Keichii, and he was a bit overwhelmed by the
many people visiting the place. Buthe seemed to take it pretty well, until
Urd was having two balls of lightning in her hand, that's when he ran away.
Quite a smart move since Urd and Mars were having a row with Pluto.
"HE'S A DEMON!!!" Urd shouted.
"HE IS EVIL! HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED!" Mars bellowed.
"And yet," Pluto said in dead calm, "he is one of the hopes of this world. Him and Sperminator."
"Why?" asked Mercury.
"Angels are the youmas that you couldn't destroy." Pluto said. "The reason why you couldn't destroy them is because they have A.T. fields."
"What?" asked Uranus.
"I'll let Reiko explain." Pluto said.
"Angels are the fifth element. It is said that they cause destruction, and contact with Adam causes world devastation," Reiko said. "They have A.T. Field, stands for Absolute Terror Field, where nothing can break through it, except Buds and Gorby, which were transferred from another world. They are the only ones that can break the it."
Buds, who listened to Reiko just sighed. "You know what, Mara? Why don't I feel surprised?"
-Omega X Present-
-Me Against All Odds-
-Chapter 7: Unlikely Allies-
=Later on, after receiving a call from Kami-sama=
"He's got to be kidding!" Urd shouted. Pluto just nodded and Buds ignored her. He was a bit busy with Mara to even care. "He told me to co-operate."
"NO!" Skuld said disbelievingly. She was keeping watch of the two demons, believing they were here for trouble. But they just sat under a tree, making out.
If anyone wondered where Gorby was, he was in another corner, talking with Hotaru enthusiastically. It seems their broken date didn't damper they're moods and were taking all their time to know each other more.
"Yes. he said that for he first time in history," Urd said slowly. "Demons and Goddesses will stop the Second Impact."
"Why would the demons help?" asked Skuld.
"Because we don't want to destroy the world," said a voice behind them. It was Mara and Buds hand was still around her waist. "Contrary to the popular belief you guys have. Take over heaven and earth, but not destroy."
"KEEP AWAY FROM US!!!" Skuld said, holding another one of those Neo-Skuld Bombs. "YOU UGLY DEMON!"
"Leave us alone, Chester-Flat." Buds said, and Mara laughed.
"Why. you!!!" Skuld fumed. Buds was the only one who got a rise out of her by calling her flat chested.
Buds waved a threatening finger, "Uh, uh, uh, Scald, or whatever your name is. We are supposed to be working together."
"Don't make me laugh," Skuld said. "I believe that Kami-sama made a mistake for letting us work with you."
Buds smile didn't waver. "Really? Wanna call him?"
Skuld didn't reply. "Thought so." Buds replied in her answer. "Anyway, I'm thirsty. Anyone want drinks?"
=Somewhere Dark=
"We are only three left." said a female voice in the shadows.
"Slllurrr. Who'lll be the onee to killll thoseee damnn girlsss and takeee thee crystal." said a undistinguishable voice.
"You. And me. and the mistress. let 'em burn!!!" said another one.
=Back again the Senshi, goddesses and demons=
"COME BACK HERE!" said Skuld as she ran after buds around the temple grounds.
"I said I was sorry!!!" Buds shouted at her.
Buds took the liberty in serving drinks to the guests since Belldandy went with her love [Keichii, for all those who don't know...] and accidentally tripped in Skuld's hammer. Well, he aimed to land on Mara, but as luck would have it, he landed on Skuld. Not only did he land on her, but his hand came out and ripped her front shirt apart, revealing a not-so-big cleavage.
"YOU WANNA BE SORRY? HOLD STILL!" Skuld shouted as she took out her Neo- Skud Bombs.
"Oh shit..." Buds declared as he saw her throwing them to him. Buds just jumped as he the bombs landed right near to him. When it blew up, he was dragged up higher in the air.
Around the garden, the people were either cheering Buds or Skuld. Urd and Mars and the other Sailor Senshi were cheering for Skuld, while Mara cheered for Buds. Gorby and Hotaru were just in the corner again, talking. Pluto and the Oters just disappeared.
The bomb blew a partial wall off, and when Buds landed, he wasted no time in running there. Skuld and the other gang followed.
"GET AWAY!" Buds shouted, as he passed the street.
"COME BACK!!!" Skuld said as she followed.
Next were five Sailor Senshi and one Goddess and one Demoness, each cheering a different name.
Then, they followed by Gorby and Hotaru, walking slowly and still talking to each other.
Buds ran as fast he can because having a Neo-Skuld Bomb in his bottom is not his idea of flying. He saw people staring at them. Granted it was weird, but this happens all the time in Nerima. (Oh, we are not in Nerima) Buds thought. Then, suddenly, he stopped.
Skuld smiled as she saw her target stop in front of her. She took her hammer out to hit the crap out of the demon when he just shouted "DUCK!" and Skuld gasped. There was something going at her at full speed. It hit her with a loud smack and Skuld almost fainted in disgust.
The Senshis and the goddess and the demoness stopped to their tracks when they smelled something bad.
"WHAT IS THIS!" Skuld shouted from the corner where she landed, full of brown gooey stuff.
"It smells like shit!" Mara said.
"It is shit! Duck!" Buds shouted.
In front of Buds was the ugliest Angel so far. It was a pile of shit walking towards them. "EAT THIS!!!" it shouted as it threw another ball. Buds ducked and it hit Mars.
"YUCK!!!" the other Senshi cried. Then, it fired and fired more volleys of balls of shit and the other Senshis kept dodging and dodging.
"ATTACK!" Moon shouted as the monster paused. Every Sailor Senshi just fired at the monster and all their attacks just penetrated the monster, but it had no effect. It just made the monster a bit mad. Jumping up high in the air, he landed exactly on the five Senshi, and as he stood up, Buds coud see them, stuck in the monster and trying their damnest not to be sick.
"Ugh... I-m gonna be--- ACK!" Jupiter barfed.
"H-help us!!!" Moon said to Buds.
Buds just stood there, no guns out, looking at the Sailor Senshi, then smiled. "Nah..."
"YOU ASSHOLE! GET US OUT!" Mars bellowed.
Gorby and Hotaru came from view, and Hotaru did the unexpected. She looked at the monster and smelled it's disgusting odor and fainted. Gorby just stood there, and asked "What will we do Buds?"
Buds looked at Gorby and looked at the monster. "Uh... where is Mara?" he asked.
=Mara's position=
"And I'll have another large ramen, double the meat!" Mara said to the vendor.
"Okay..." the vendor said. "You seem pretty hungry..."
"Yeah, it happens when you are locked in a bathroom stall for almost a day and fight goddesses and other stuff," Mara replied.
"You must have an interesting life..."
"Yeah..."
=Back to Buds=
"NEVER MIND THAT! LOOK AT THE MONSTER!" Gorby shouted.
Buds just looked around again. "Where the hell is Urd?"
=Urd's Position=
"Man, where are they now?" asked Urd. She joined the fray when Skuld chased Buds al over the place, until she made a wrong turn.
"Well, looks like I'll have to..." and she stopped when she saw a couple kissing. Being a self called Goddess of Love, she immediately tried to see if the couple needed help. (Oh well, they might not be in trouble...) she thought about Skuld.
=Buds' position=
"Gorby, give up," Buds declared at his friend as Gorby just shot more bullets in the monster. He then began to eat his sandwich again. "It's a pile of shit; you can't kill it like that."
"So what do we do?" asked Gorby.
"I'll take care of it as long as Mars there apologizes to me," Buds said, and he watched as Skuld [now covered in dung] was throwing Neo-Skuld Bombs. "Good luck Skuld!"
"HELP ME YOU UGLY DEMON!!!" Skuld said, as she turned to face Buds. Unfortunately, the monster attacked again, and Skuld was again dipped in shit.
"Oooh... That's gotta stink..." Buds said as he chewed slowly on the sandwich. "So, Mars, ready to apologize?"
"FOR WHAT?" asked Mars.
"For hitting me in my nuts in the elevator," Buds said as he continued to chew. "It hurt you know..."
Mars just swallowed her pride. "OKAY! SORRY!"
"And how about calling me an asshole this morn... oh, it's afternoon..." Buds said as he stared at his watch.
"ALRIGHT, SORRY! NOW GET US OUT!!!" Mars shouted again.
"Will you call yourself a bimbo when I tell you to?" Buds asked.
"WHAT?"
"Nevermind... Creature of nature that is protected by the combination of carbon and calcium to form a shell..." Buds started to chant, and then looked at Gorby. "Gorbs, I think his core is inside his body. When I do my attack, hit it!"
Gorby just nodded. " ...come forth and serve your master!!!"
A loud moan was heard and a water cyclone emerged in front of Buds. When it stopped, a large turtle appeared from it.
"BALTOISE! WATER CANNON!" Buds commanded.
SPLAH!
And the monster roared as he felt his body being washed away and one by one, the Sailor Senshi were being released. Finally, Gorby saw a flash of red, aimed at it, and shouted.
"ENERGY SHOT!!!" and the bullet turned to pure white energy, passing neatly through the core as it exploded...
=Back to Belldandy's place=
"Do we have to do this in front of you?" asked Jupiter as she was being washed.
Buds just shrugged. "Hey, Baltoise only takes commands from me, and you can only get another high pressure water bath with the shower hose right outside."
The five Sailor Senshi and Skuld were stripped to their underwear, trying to get rid of the dried of dung. After all, the explosion caused enough heat to evaporate the water in the shit so it stuck towards their bodies. Mars just grumbled as she scrubbed her tummy.
"Hey, Venus," Buds called. "You missed a spot... Here," Buds said as he took the soap and wiped her back. Of course, Buds natural ability by massaging made it feel almost erotic as she moaned.
"Don't get ideas," Buds said. "If Mara thinks I cheated on her, she'll make my life a living hell..."
Moon just cursed and Jupiter and Mars were arguing who gets the soap.
"Sigh," Buds said as he watched Jupiter and Mars bicker at each other. "I'll be glad when this is all over..."
To Be Continued....
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Author's Note: I'm running out of ideas... So, I will stop updating until I get more. Meanwhile, if you guys ask, my ideas are being transferred to my other story, Project Zero Ranma. Any Ranma fans out there should read it. It's pretty good... Anyway, 'till next time.
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"HE'S A DEMON!!!" Urd shouted.
"HE IS EVIL! HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED!" Mars bellowed.
"And yet," Pluto said in dead calm, "he is one of the hopes of this world. Him and Sperminator."
"Why?" asked Mercury.
"Angels are the youmas that you couldn't destroy." Pluto said. "The reason why you couldn't destroy them is because they have A.T. fields."
"What?" asked Uranus.
"I'll let Reiko explain." Pluto said.
"Angels are the fifth element. It is said that they cause destruction, and contact with Adam causes world devastation," Reiko said. "They have A.T. Field, stands for Absolute Terror Field, where nothing can break through it, except Buds and Gorby, which were transferred from another world. They are the only ones that can break the it."
Buds, who listened to Reiko just sighed. "You know what, Mara? Why don't I feel surprised?"
-Omega X Present-
-Me Against All Odds-
-Chapter 7: Unlikely Allies-
=Later on, after receiving a call from Kami-sama=
"He's got to be kidding!" Urd shouted. Pluto just nodded and Buds ignored her. He was a bit busy with Mara to even care. "He told me to co-operate."
"NO!" Skuld said disbelievingly. She was keeping watch of the two demons, believing they were here for trouble. But they just sat under a tree, making out.
If anyone wondered where Gorby was, he was in another corner, talking with Hotaru enthusiastically. It seems their broken date didn't damper they're moods and were taking all their time to know each other more.
"Yes. he said that for he first time in history," Urd said slowly. "Demons and Goddesses will stop the Second Impact."
"Why would the demons help?" asked Skuld.
"Because we don't want to destroy the world," said a voice behind them. It was Mara and Buds hand was still around her waist. "Contrary to the popular belief you guys have. Take over heaven and earth, but not destroy."
"KEEP AWAY FROM US!!!" Skuld said, holding another one of those Neo-Skuld Bombs. "YOU UGLY DEMON!"
"Leave us alone, Chester-Flat." Buds said, and Mara laughed.
"Why. you!!!" Skuld fumed. Buds was the only one who got a rise out of her by calling her flat chested.
Buds waved a threatening finger, "Uh, uh, uh, Scald, or whatever your name is. We are supposed to be working together."
"Don't make me laugh," Skuld said. "I believe that Kami-sama made a mistake for letting us work with you."
Buds smile didn't waver. "Really? Wanna call him?"
Skuld didn't reply. "Thought so." Buds replied in her answer. "Anyway, I'm thirsty. Anyone want drinks?"
=Somewhere Dark=
"We are only three left." said a female voice in the shadows.
"Slllurrr. Who'lll be the onee to killll thoseee damnn girlsss and takeee thee crystal." said a undistinguishable voice.
"You. And me. and the mistress. let 'em burn!!!" said another one.
=Back again the Senshi, goddesses and demons=
"COME BACK HERE!" said Skuld as she ran after buds around the temple grounds.
"I said I was sorry!!!" Buds shouted at her.
Buds took the liberty in serving drinks to the guests since Belldandy went with her love [Keichii, for all those who don't know...] and accidentally tripped in Skuld's hammer. Well, he aimed to land on Mara, but as luck would have it, he landed on Skuld. Not only did he land on her, but his hand came out and ripped her front shirt apart, revealing a not-so-big cleavage.
"YOU WANNA BE SORRY? HOLD STILL!" Skuld shouted as she took out her Neo- Skud Bombs.
"Oh shit..." Buds declared as he saw her throwing them to him. Buds just jumped as he the bombs landed right near to him. When it blew up, he was dragged up higher in the air.
Around the garden, the people were either cheering Buds or Skuld. Urd and Mars and the other Sailor Senshi were cheering for Skuld, while Mara cheered for Buds. Gorby and Hotaru were just in the corner again, talking. Pluto and the Oters just disappeared.
The bomb blew a partial wall off, and when Buds landed, he wasted no time in running there. Skuld and the other gang followed.
"GET AWAY!" Buds shouted, as he passed the street.
"COME BACK!!!" Skuld said as she followed.
Next were five Sailor Senshi and one Goddess and one Demoness, each cheering a different name.
Then, they followed by Gorby and Hotaru, walking slowly and still talking to each other.
Buds ran as fast he can because having a Neo-Skuld Bomb in his bottom is not his idea of flying. He saw people staring at them. Granted it was weird, but this happens all the time in Nerima. (Oh, we are not in Nerima) Buds thought. Then, suddenly, he stopped.
Skuld smiled as she saw her target stop in front of her. She took her hammer out to hit the crap out of the demon when he just shouted "DUCK!" and Skuld gasped. There was something going at her at full speed. It hit her with a loud smack and Skuld almost fainted in disgust.
The Senshis and the goddess and the demoness stopped to their tracks when they smelled something bad.
"WHAT IS THIS!" Skuld shouted from the corner where she landed, full of brown gooey stuff.
"It smells like shit!" Mara said.
"It is shit! Duck!" Buds shouted.
In front of Buds was the ugliest Angel so far. It was a pile of shit walking towards them. "EAT THIS!!!" it shouted as it threw another ball. Buds ducked and it hit Mars.
"YUCK!!!" the other Senshi cried. Then, it fired and fired more volleys of balls of shit and the other Senshis kept dodging and dodging.
"ATTACK!" Moon shouted as the monster paused. Every Sailor Senshi just fired at the monster and all their attacks just penetrated the monster, but it had no effect. It just made the monster a bit mad. Jumping up high in the air, he landed exactly on the five Senshi, and as he stood up, Buds coud see them, stuck in the monster and trying their damnest not to be sick.
"Ugh... I-m gonna be--- ACK!" Jupiter barfed.
"H-help us!!!" Moon said to Buds.
Buds just stood there, no guns out, looking at the Sailor Senshi, then smiled. "Nah..."
"YOU ASSHOLE! GET US OUT!" Mars bellowed.
Gorby and Hotaru came from view, and Hotaru did the unexpected. She looked at the monster and smelled it's disgusting odor and fainted. Gorby just stood there, and asked "What will we do Buds?"
Buds looked at Gorby and looked at the monster. "Uh... where is Mara?" he asked.
=Mara's position=
"And I'll have another large ramen, double the meat!" Mara said to the vendor.
"Okay..." the vendor said. "You seem pretty hungry..."
"Yeah, it happens when you are locked in a bathroom stall for almost a day and fight goddesses and other stuff," Mara replied.
"You must have an interesting life..."
"Yeah..."
=Back to Buds=
"NEVER MIND THAT! LOOK AT THE MONSTER!" Gorby shouted.
Buds just looked around again. "Where the hell is Urd?"
=Urd's Position=
"Man, where are they now?" asked Urd. She joined the fray when Skuld chased Buds al over the place, until she made a wrong turn.
"Well, looks like I'll have to..." and she stopped when she saw a couple kissing. Being a self called Goddess of Love, she immediately tried to see if the couple needed help. (Oh well, they might not be in trouble...) she thought about Skuld.
=Buds' position=
"Gorby, give up," Buds declared at his friend as Gorby just shot more bullets in the monster. He then began to eat his sandwich again. "It's a pile of shit; you can't kill it like that."
"So what do we do?" asked Gorby.
"I'll take care of it as long as Mars there apologizes to me," Buds said, and he watched as Skuld [now covered in dung] was throwing Neo-Skuld Bombs. "Good luck Skuld!"
"HELP ME YOU UGLY DEMON!!!" Skuld said, as she turned to face Buds. Unfortunately, the monster attacked again, and Skuld was again dipped in shit.
"Oooh... That's gotta stink..." Buds said as he chewed slowly on the sandwich. "So, Mars, ready to apologize?"
"FOR WHAT?" asked Mars.
"For hitting me in my nuts in the elevator," Buds said as he continued to chew. "It hurt you know..."
Mars just swallowed her pride. "OKAY! SORRY!"
"And how about calling me an asshole this morn... oh, it's afternoon..." Buds said as he stared at his watch.
"ALRIGHT, SORRY! NOW GET US OUT!!!" Mars shouted again.
"Will you call yourself a bimbo when I tell you to?" Buds asked.
"WHAT?"
"Nevermind... Creature of nature that is protected by the combination of carbon and calcium to form a shell..." Buds started to chant, and then looked at Gorby. "Gorbs, I think his core is inside his body. When I do my attack, hit it!"
Gorby just nodded. " ...come forth and serve your master!!!"
A loud moan was heard and a water cyclone emerged in front of Buds. When it stopped, a large turtle appeared from it.
"BALTOISE! WATER CANNON!" Buds commanded.
SPLAH!
And the monster roared as he felt his body being washed away and one by one, the Sailor Senshi were being released. Finally, Gorby saw a flash of red, aimed at it, and shouted.
"ENERGY SHOT!!!" and the bullet turned to pure white energy, passing neatly through the core as it exploded...
=Back to Belldandy's place=
"Do we have to do this in front of you?" asked Jupiter as she was being washed.
Buds just shrugged. "Hey, Baltoise only takes commands from me, and you can only get another high pressure water bath with the shower hose right outside."
The five Sailor Senshi and Skuld were stripped to their underwear, trying to get rid of the dried of dung. After all, the explosion caused enough heat to evaporate the water in the shit so it stuck towards their bodies. Mars just grumbled as she scrubbed her tummy.
"Hey, Venus," Buds called. "You missed a spot... Here," Buds said as he took the soap and wiped her back. Of course, Buds natural ability by massaging made it feel almost erotic as she moaned.
"Don't get ideas," Buds said. "If Mara thinks I cheated on her, she'll make my life a living hell..."
Moon just cursed and Jupiter and Mars were arguing who gets the soap.
"Sigh," Buds said as he watched Jupiter and Mars bicker at each other. "I'll be glad when this is all over..."
To Be Continued....
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Author's Note: I'm running out of ideas... So, I will stop updating until I get more. Meanwhile, if you guys ask, my ideas are being transferred to my other story, Project Zero Ranma. Any Ranma fans out there should read it. It's pretty good... Anyway, 'till next time.
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