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It seems to be collapsing?"

The sounds of Zack's alarm clock rung in his ears. He pulled the pillow over his head and a bunch of his long new "girls" hair got caught in his watch.

"OW FOR CH.." He yelled out.

Then trying to pull his long hair from the clasp of his watch he noticed something strange on his sheets. Zack looked closer, and noticed it was blood. "Ew gross. I wonder where that came from? Probably from one of these long nails," He looked to his nails." You could puncture anything with one of these manicure beauties." Searching around his body he noticed he had no abrasions. So he just shrugged his shoulders and went to the bathroom. On his way there his Dad had called to him.

"Oh Zena please come here?" But this was no ordinary tone his dad was calling to him. It had sounded to Zack as if his mother was calling to him. At first Zack seemed a little hesitant for he was fearful of what he was going to be seen. Boy was he right there. When he walked in he gave a shuddered gasp.

"Holy cow? Dad what happened to you?" What he was viewing was not his Father. It more looked like a man in drag. Curlers covering his father's whole head, and dressed in a pink bathrobe Zack just blinked with his mouth opened.

"Dad? Zena are you feeling okay? Your Father hasn't lived with us for six years now."

"Then why are you dressed like that?" Zack pointed to his drag queen father.

"I've got a conference meeting. I need to look my best!"

Zack seemed a little scared to push this conversation anymore than it already had been pushed. He thought to himself as to why this was happening? Why his father was now a mother? Just standing there in a state of being shocked his new mother moved closer to him.

"Zena why are you bleeding?" Zack shook his head and looked down to where his mother pointed. "Oh my sweet child." Zack was now being pulled into a hug. "Congratulations Zena you're a women now. You now know you can ask me anything."

Zack in even more shock pulled away from his estranged mother. "A what? Oh no." Zack had now ran from the kitchen and into the bathroom. Quickly checking on what his mother had said. He began cursing more in that bathroom then he had ever in his life.

"Zena? Honey it's perfectly natural to be this way. You'll accept it sooner or later."

Zack began banging the walls and finally broke into the female tears. He put his back to the door and slid down. He didn't know what to do he began to think to himself. Why did all this happen to him and not to others? How was he going to tell the news to Cam and Spencer? Would he ever turn back? Why was his Dad a female? Wiping the tears he opened the sink cupboards, and looked in. Instead of male deodorant and male shaving cream what was new in its place was female hygiene products. Silk Satin shaving cream and silk satin shavers. "Oh great!" Grabbing the FHP he looked into the box for instructions. He examined this tampon and was so grossed out. "Oh god man I have deep pity for Sara and Gwen now."

"Honey dear? If you open the door I can talk to you about it and help you." The Drag Queen mother began to knock on the bathroom door.

"Yeah and what if I don't need your help."

"Please let me help you?"

Zack rolled his eyes. "Fine alright, but if it gets me vividly grossed I'm leaving the room."

Zack unlocked the door and opened it to a very frightening sight. What use to be his father was now the image of a very scary female smirking. He just gave a half smirk and then closed the door. Poor Zack was now enduring the first of a bunch of many sequences that seem like a nightmare.

~Later in the morning ~

Finally a traumatized nauseated Zack entered the school's doors and looked to Gwen who was running up to him.

"Hey Zena. OMG what's the matter you look awful?"

"Nothing it's nothing." Zack pushed Gwen to the side so he could move closer to Spencer's laboratory. Holding his stomach and trying to walk in his platform school shoes he somehow made it to the door.

Spence looked at the door to see who was coming in.

"Oh hey Zena." Spence walked up to her.

Standing upright Zack groaned. "Oh not you too?"

Spence looked a little confused. "What do you mean not me too?"

"Spencer my father's a women! I mean my whole house is now womanized." Spence looked shocked. "Oh cool this is major Zack files activity." Spence then moved to the desk to get his camera. Zack followed. When Spence turned around Zack slapped his face.

"SPENCER CAN'T YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAN THOSE STUPID FILES!" Zack then grabbed Spencer's shirt and started shaking him. Finally he stopped. "sorry it's the hormones raging."

"Right." Spence took Zack's arms off of him, and then Zack grabbed his stomach again.

"Oh God!"

"Zack what's the matter?"

"Midol need Midol!"

Spence being a little disturbed ran to get help from Gwen.

Finally coming back after being laughed at by Gwen, Spencer returned with the medication and gave it to Zack.

"Are you sure it's just cramps?"

Zack looked to Spence. "Spencer Just.and cramps they don't go together."

"Right.sorry."

Zack stood upright and went to the bathroom. After a few moments he came back out primped and looking in tip-top shape.

"Wow you look nice." Spencer stood out of his chair.

"Spence don't get me angry." Zack walked toward him. "So why is this happening. Why am I not back to my normal self? Why am I becoming a women?"

Spence nodded his head. "Right after analyzing a whole bunch your lip gloss samples and Mr. Greenburg's. I mean Miss. Greenburg's samples. The only conclusion I came to is that." Spence gave a worried look to Zack.

With anticipation Zack looked to Spence. "Yes WHAT???!!!!"

"Zack your universal world is collapsing!"

~N/A Well that was a long chapter for me. Next chapter up soon I hope. ~