I don't own DBZ or anything else I may steal during the course of this story. I do however own Gooeybear (a melted Gummi Bear who travels around the universe and SOLVES CRIMES! HOORAY FOR GOOEYBEAR!). Anyways, on with the story…
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"…so it is done. Now state your last wish," boomed the eternal dragon.
"Oh, I don't know… well, I guess you could make that Kibito guy a bit less boring… give him some crazy juice or something." said Bulma quickly, not wanting to piss Shenron off.
"Alright, I shall give 'that Kibito guy' some 'crazy juice'," it sighed, "Now I will be leaving, you will not be able to summon me for one year."
"Wow, Bulma, you really wasted that last wish. We could've got a big pile of food!" said Goku.
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Meanwhile, back on Kaioshin-Kai, a big bottle marked "CRAZY JUICE" had just fallen on Kibito's head and knocked him out. Shin wandered over to see what was going on.
"Hmmm… I didn't know Kibito had narcolepsy…" he mused "Now, what's this? 'Crazy juice'? I guess 'crazy' must be a new flavor…" He poured some into a glass, and tasted it. His eyes widened.
"HEY! This shit is GOOD!" he exclaimed, and finished off the rest of the bottle, "Oh well, time to dance naked around a campfire…" And with that he skipped outside happily.
He wasn't so happy a few minutes later, though, when he realized he didn't have a car. He needed a car to get to the far-off corner off his planet where all his campfires were kept. "Kibito, where's my car?" he enquired. Not receiving an answer looked around again, confused. "Car, where's my Kibito?" When he still didn't get an answer, he decided to go to Earth and find a new car. And possibly a new Kibito. "I bet Goku's family has a good, stealable car!" he declared and teleported into their kitchen.
"HEY! What are you doing in my kitchen?!" yelled Chi-chi, startled and angry that this strange purple man would dare break into her house.
"Greetings, Mrs. Goku. I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"
Shin wasn't sure which part of a person's body contained their soul. He thought it could be the brain, or possibly the heart, but theoretically it could be anywhere! He supposed he'd have to devour all of Chi-chi to make sure he got it.
So he did.
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Kibito moaned, rubbing his head. "What was that?" he wondered aloud. "Wait a minute, where's Shin? And what's this?" He picked up the empty crazy juice bottle and began to read the fine print.
Take ONE drop annually to promote healthy levels of abnormal brain activity. WARNING: Only to be taken under guidance of an eternal dragon. DO NOT take with alcohol, other medications, or human flesh. If complications occur, see your dragon, if homicide occurs, see your lawyer. DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE PRESCRIBED AMOUNT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
"Crap." said Kibito.
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Back on Earth, Shin had finally found the Son family's car and was driving around town. The problem was, the Son family didn't own a car.
"Bbrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm, bbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm, bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm!" went Shin, sitting in the air just above the road. Real cars swerved to avoid him, or bounced off him, depending on how much attention their drivers were paying to what they were doing. Shin didn't notice them; he was too busy going "Brrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm."
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On Kami's lookout, Dende had just noticed the insane "Brrrrrmmmmm"-going god.
"Crap." said Dende.
"Yeah, that's what I said," remarked Kibito, appearing next to Dende. "Anyway, it was your dragon that caused this, do you know any way we can fix it?
"Nope." said Dende sadly.
"Crap." said the universe.
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Shin stayed insane for a while longer, but eventually the crazy juice wore off. It took longer than usual, though, because he managed to eat a lot of human flesh before Kibito got him under control.
A couple of planets were destroyed, but not interesting ones. The universe cried in a corner for a couple of months, but nobody paid any attention to it so eventually it gave up and went back to what it had been doing before I decided to write this story. This was probably a good idea, because otherwise it would have been grounded for 110000000000000000000000000 years. Yes, that's right - NO EXPANDING FOR YOU, MISTER! I don't know who I'm talking to since the universe isn't grounded… Heyyy, this story is two pages long and it still hasn't acquired a point.
This story is grounded.