Yeah, I know I said that this story was grounded. I lied. Here's another chapter (which, strangely enough, has nothing to do with the first chapter. It's only here because it features Gooeybear. I didn't want to start a whole new story with a title containing "Gooeybear" because… well, you know…).It's kind of a crossover type thing with The Simpsons… it also has my sister in it a little bit at the end.

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Kibito was confused. One minute he'd been on Kaioshin-Kai, brushing his hair, the next he was in bed with some strange blue-haired woman (Marge, not Bulma. Why the HFIL would Homer be in bed with Bulma? Meh, some people…). To make matters worse, he was yellow. And fat. Why was this happening to him?

"Homie? Don't you want to snuggle?" said Marge, noticing that her "husband" was shying away from her.

"What? NO! Who are you? What am I doing here?" said Kibito. He got out of bed hurriedly, scared that this woman would try to do things with him.

"Look, sleep on the couch if you don't want to be around me, but stop pretending you have amnesia, you know that never works."

Still confused, Kibito wandered down to the kitchen. He sat down at the table.

"Now what am I going to do?" he moaned. Then he noticed a bit of paper on the floor.

"'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then (or something to that effect…)?" said Kibito It seemed to be an advertisement for something.

*What's a Gooeybear?* he wondered.

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Homer was looking at his new body in the mirror when Shin walked in.

"Kibito? What are you doing?"

"I have MUSCLES!" exclaimed Homer, pointing at himself enthusiastically. "Ewwwww, and an extra finger… get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off!" He waved his hands around violently, possibly in an attempt to get the unwanted finger dizzy.

Shin slowly walked out of the room, carefully locking the door behind him. "I think it's time to visit Gooeybear..." he said.

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Gooeybear was sitting in his Fortress of Gooitude (which was actually the microwave I melted him in), waiting for the phone to ring (yeah, about that… My microwave is the proud owner of ONE WORKING PHONE, which it allows Gooeybear to use as thanks for the privilege of being his Fortress of Gooitude).

The phone rang.

Gooeybear lifted the receiver. "Gooeybear is Gooey-here!"

"Uh… are you the melted Gummi Bear I read about on that advertisement?" asked Kibito, from the Simpsons' kitchen.

"Yes indeedy!"

"Well, I need your help…" said Kibito, and explained his situation.

"Hmmm… I would help you, but without another person to verify your story I have to assume that you're just a random lunatic. Byesies!"

Gooeybear was about to hang up, but at that moment Shin climbed into the microwave.

"Ooooh, could this little purple guy be your verification person?" Gooeybear asked Kibito.

"YES!" yelled Kibito.

"Well then, come down to my Fortress of Gooitude and we'll talk."

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"So… is there anyone you can think of who could have a grudge against either of you?" said Gooeybear, as soon as Kibito was in my microwave.

"Actually, quite a lot of people…" said Kibito.

"Anyone powerful enough to breach the interdimensional boundaries and do a body swap?"

"Actually… no." said Kibito.

"It was probably Bibidi and Babidi! They're both evil wizards, if they were to join forces in HFIL they might be able to do something like this!" said Shin. "Why didn't I think of that before?"

"Ahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"There are only two people in the universe that could laugh as annoyingly as that!" exclaimed Kibito, jumping up.

"Three if you count UsedSimo's sister…" said Gooeybear.

My sister opened the Fortress, yelled "MY LAUGH IS NOT ANNOYING!" then shut it again.

"Too bad for you it's not UsedSimo's sister!" laughed Bibidi and Babidi, walking into the Fortress. "It's us, and we are far harder to defeat!"

"How did they manage to say the same thing at exactly the same time like that?" wondered Shin.

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Shin and Gooeybear (Kibito wanted to help, but Homer's body isn't strong enough to defeat anyone) re-killed Bibidi and Babidi, then used the magical power of Gooeybear's microwave to restore Homer and Kibito to their rightful bodies. And so the Case of Homer Simpson and Kibito Changing Bodies for No Apparent Reason ended.

Why did I write this story?