Hi! This is a crossover of Tennis no Ojisama (Prince of Tennis) and Hunter
x Hunter. This is my first attempt of a humor fic, so I'm truly sorry if
it's not that funny! ^^; In this fic Killua is a new transfer student at
Seigaku.
[One afternoon, the Seigaku regulars were having a break.]
Horio: Oi! Echizen, do you know that there is a new kid? His name is Ki something. I heard the girls from the next class say he's really creepy!
Ryoma: .
[Killua is wandering around school. He chances upon the tennis courts.]
Inui: Everybody! Run laps! Who ever finishes in more than 1 minute will have to drink my new Super Deluxe Special Inui Juice!
Fuji [as he's running]: Sounds yummy!
[Everybody else sweatdrops.]
[Only the regulars are left.The others are rolling on the floor clutching their stomachs. Killua is watching]
Killua [to himself]: That "Juice" looks interesting.
Inui: Who ever is last to the finish line gets to drink a whole pitcher of Inui Juice!
[RUN!!!]
Ryoma: Taka san, racquet! [Hand Takashi a blue tennis racquet.]
Takashi:??? Huh? [Takes racquet]
Eiji: NOT AGAIN?!
Fuji: Eh? That's my racquet!
Takashi: I'M BURNING!!!
[The usual things happen and Ryoma is in the lead! The rest are catching up quickly! All the regulars pass the finish line at the same time.]
Inui: Draw. Nobody drinks.
Killua: I'll drink it.
[Everyone turns to stare at the silver haired kid. All sweatdrop (except Fuji, he looks amused).]
Momoshiro: Kid, are you sure?! that stuff can kill!
Killua [acts cool]: Kill? Ha! Try me!
[Killua grabs the pitcher and empties it down his throat.]
Killua: Oishi!
Oishi: Yes?
Momoshiro [sweatdrop]: I don't think he meant you, senpai.
[Everybody sweatdrops. Inui is having a mental breakdown.]
Inui: No way! That.that kid! He didn't die!
Eiji: You mean it's really poison?!
Inui: It contains the world's most potent laxative! There's just no way. Even Fuji wouldn't be able to drink that!
[Everybody wants to kill Inui. Killua is feeling really happy.]
Killua: Hey! Can I have the recipe to that juice?
[Everybody faints]
Killua:???
The End
How was that? I know it's not that funny. I'll make sure I'll do better next time! I was thinking of letting Fuji and Killua have a "Juice Drinking Competition". Maybe I'll write a sequel!
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis and Hunter x Hunter do not belong to me.
[One afternoon, the Seigaku regulars were having a break.]
Horio: Oi! Echizen, do you know that there is a new kid? His name is Ki something. I heard the girls from the next class say he's really creepy!
Ryoma: .
[Killua is wandering around school. He chances upon the tennis courts.]
Inui: Everybody! Run laps! Who ever finishes in more than 1 minute will have to drink my new Super Deluxe Special Inui Juice!
Fuji [as he's running]: Sounds yummy!
[Everybody else sweatdrops.]
[Only the regulars are left.The others are rolling on the floor clutching their stomachs. Killua is watching]
Killua [to himself]: That "Juice" looks interesting.
Inui: Who ever is last to the finish line gets to drink a whole pitcher of Inui Juice!
[RUN!!!]
Ryoma: Taka san, racquet! [Hand Takashi a blue tennis racquet.]
Takashi:??? Huh? [Takes racquet]
Eiji: NOT AGAIN?!
Fuji: Eh? That's my racquet!
Takashi: I'M BURNING!!!
[The usual things happen and Ryoma is in the lead! The rest are catching up quickly! All the regulars pass the finish line at the same time.]
Inui: Draw. Nobody drinks.
Killua: I'll drink it.
[Everyone turns to stare at the silver haired kid. All sweatdrop (except Fuji, he looks amused).]
Momoshiro: Kid, are you sure?! that stuff can kill!
Killua [acts cool]: Kill? Ha! Try me!
[Killua grabs the pitcher and empties it down his throat.]
Killua: Oishi!
Oishi: Yes?
Momoshiro [sweatdrop]: I don't think he meant you, senpai.
[Everybody sweatdrops. Inui is having a mental breakdown.]
Inui: No way! That.that kid! He didn't die!
Eiji: You mean it's really poison?!
Inui: It contains the world's most potent laxative! There's just no way. Even Fuji wouldn't be able to drink that!
[Everybody wants to kill Inui. Killua is feeling really happy.]
Killua: Hey! Can I have the recipe to that juice?
[Everybody faints]
Killua:???
The End
How was that? I know it's not that funny. I'll make sure I'll do better next time! I was thinking of letting Fuji and Killua have a "Juice Drinking Competition". Maybe I'll write a sequel!
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis and Hunter x Hunter do not belong to me.