Bulma's Back... and Better then Ever!
Disclaimer: I don't own DragonballZ
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~ 1 Hour Later....
'I'm back with all 7 dragonballs!' Bulma screamed happily out the plane window and landed it. She jumped out of the plane and ran to the little pink cottage and the moment of happiness that flooded through her diminished as her ex ran out and hugged her.
'Oh Bulma, I was so worried about you' Yamcha exclaimed hugging her tighter. Bulma was soo angry she lunged her knee strait up into his groin.
'Ha! As if you think that for 1 second I'm taking you back your wrong! After that day that Radditz came you know where you where! Playing! That's what and I don't mean baseball!'
~Flashback~ 2 days before Radditz came...
'Happy Birthday Yamcha!' Bulma yelled pulling the sheet off a brand new Mercedes-Benz 600 S.E.L Hovercraft.
'Thank you so much Bulma! You made this the best birthday ever!' Yamcha replied giving Bulma a death-grip hug.
'Ahhh, You're welcome, but could you not break me in half? I can't breath' Bulma giggled
'You wanna ride?' Yamcha asked with a sly grin.
'Ohh, yeah please' Bulma cried happily jumping sideways into the Benz.
'Not that kind' he cackled grabbing Bulma out of the car and flying off and landed in some desolent tropical paradise.
That's when they made love for the first and last time.... ~End Flashback~
'But Bulma!' Yamcha pleaded clutching his stomach.
Bulma lowered herself down to the ground where Yamcha was 'And do you know what you did two days before'
~Flashback~ The day Radditz came...
'Where is that boyfriend of mine! He should be here right now helping Goku fight!' Bulma shouted rocking the house when she did.
'He had a game today' ChiChi called from the kitchen (where else?).
'Well I'm gunna go get him, did you see my hovercraft?'
'Its in here, Bulma'
'Thanks ChiChi' Bulma said walking into the kitchen.
ChiChi threw her the capsule, Bulma being careful not set in off in Roshie's Kitchen caught it skillfully.
'And Bulma, please be careful to stay away from the battle' Bulma nodded and headed outside.
She took off and headed to the West Capital Recreation Park.
At the park...
'Yammy you're such a flirt' giggled a red haired, green-eyed bimbo named Yassica.
'Yassy your soo beautiful' he replied
'Hey Yamcha you up to bat!' yelled one of Yamcha's teammates named Tien.
Tien took a seat next to Yassica.
'And are you Bulma, Yamcha's girlfriend?' Tein thought for a moment... strange who is she and where's Bulma?... Oh so that's his game ey? Well let's just see if he plays it again? Bulma's such a great girl and one my bestfriends. She just bought him that car too?
'No, I'm Yassica' she replied snapping her gum.
'You Yamcha's girlfriend'
'Yes'
Tein calmly walked out of the dugout and started walking slowly towards Yamcha and... ~
Bulma was getting board so she decided to turn on the portable TV in her car and flipped to station 9 and could not believe what she saw. 'Holy cow!' Bulma cried as she watched Tien beat the kuso out of Yamcha. I wonder what he's yelling at Yamcha for? Well I'll Find out soon enough the parks a mile away. ~
'You inconsiderate bastard! This is the 4th new slut this week and its only Tuesday! When are you gunna tell Bulma! Oh! Wait you won't you dirty, stinking, two faced, lying, piece of...' Tein yelled but was interrupted.
'Tien what the hellovit in going on here' Bulma screamed as she landed her plane right smack dab on the pitchers mound.
'Bulma! Oh shit' Yamcha mumbled as he watched Yassica run up to him, kiss him and ask in a surgary 'Ohh is my Yammy okay?'.
'WHAT! YOU FRIGGEN MALE WHORE!' Bulma yelled and knew exactly why Tien was beating the shit out of him.
'But Bu...' Yamcha started.
'But nothing Yamcha! Just to let you know the Sayain is here! AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!' she yelled
'Please...'
'Goto hell Yamcha and while you're there tell the devil I said Hi and I'll be seeing him shortly!' and with that she grabbed Tien and marched off into her plane and took off destroying most of the landscaping in the process.
'Ahh, Yamcha don't worry about her she's an ugly old lady and I still love you' Yassica said with a big stupid grin (Think Goku's) on her face.
'Yeah uh, me to' Yamcha replied. Oh god she's so dumb she doesn't even know shes been cheated on... SWEET! She's defiantly a keeper. ~
'WOOO! BULMA SLOW DOWN! YOUR GUNNA KILL US!' Tien screamed as he clung to the back seat like superglue.
'Slow down okay' she said sarcastically as she slammed the brakes causing Tien to poke his third eye on the edge of the seat'
'YEEOOOUUUUHHH' he wailed in pain.
'Hey Tien, I'm really sorry I shouldn't be treating you like this'
'It's okay'
'You didn't have to go beat up Yamcha because of me'
'I wanted to anyways he flirts with Launch all the time. Oh course she doesn't realize it until... Ranchi comes out'
'Yeah she can be scary'
'Are we going to the Kami House to fight the Sayain'
'Yes his name is Radditz and he claims he's Goku's brother and his real name his Kakkurot'
'Wow sounds interesting' ~End Flashback~
'But, I said I didn't mean it she was just a fan...Honest' Yamcha pleaded. 'Spare me, I don't need you. You need me' Bulma relpied walking inside the house.
'Hi Bulma' Puar said in his high pitch voice as always.
Bulma turned around to Puar.
'Why does a cute little kitten like you hang out with jizz like Yamcha and do what ever he says' she mocked.
'I...' Puar started but couldn't finish on an account he was crying.
'Puar?' Bulma asked.
'WAAAAAHHHHH IT'S TRUE BBUUUULLLMMAAA HE IS A BAKAYARO AND TREATS ME LIKE CRAP I WANT A NEW MASTER!'
'Oh don't worry Puar, I'll find you a new master. Meanwhile you can just hang with me'
'Puar just sniffed and smiled 'Okay!'
'Where is everyone anyway?'
'There out back' the blue cat explained.
Bulma walked through the kitchen, which was spotless courtesy of ChiChi, through the family room, which was a mess courtesy of Oolong and out the back door where everyone was sitting at the picnic table deep in thought.
'Hey?' Bulma half stated half asked.
'Uh hi Bulma, sorry to tell you this but we have to wait one year after the next batch of Sayains come to wish Goku back' Roshi stated flatly.
The vein on Bulma's head twitched violently. Puar quickly took shelter with Oolong under a tree.
'She's gunna blow' whispered the Ox King. ~
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~ 1 Hour Later....
'I'm back with all 7 dragonballs!' Bulma screamed happily out the plane window and landed it. She jumped out of the plane and ran to the little pink cottage and the moment of happiness that flooded through her diminished as her ex ran out and hugged her.
'Oh Bulma, I was so worried about you' Yamcha exclaimed hugging her tighter. Bulma was soo angry she lunged her knee strait up into his groin.
'Ha! As if you think that for 1 second I'm taking you back your wrong! After that day that Radditz came you know where you where! Playing! That's what and I don't mean baseball!'
~Flashback~ 2 days before Radditz came...
'Happy Birthday Yamcha!' Bulma yelled pulling the sheet off a brand new Mercedes-Benz 600 S.E.L Hovercraft.
'Thank you so much Bulma! You made this the best birthday ever!' Yamcha replied giving Bulma a death-grip hug.
'Ahhh, You're welcome, but could you not break me in half? I can't breath' Bulma giggled
'You wanna ride?' Yamcha asked with a sly grin.
'Ohh, yeah please' Bulma cried happily jumping sideways into the Benz.
'Not that kind' he cackled grabbing Bulma out of the car and flying off and landed in some desolent tropical paradise.
That's when they made love for the first and last time.... ~End Flashback~
'But Bulma!' Yamcha pleaded clutching his stomach.
Bulma lowered herself down to the ground where Yamcha was 'And do you know what you did two days before'
~Flashback~ The day Radditz came...
'Where is that boyfriend of mine! He should be here right now helping Goku fight!' Bulma shouted rocking the house when she did.
'He had a game today' ChiChi called from the kitchen (where else?).
'Well I'm gunna go get him, did you see my hovercraft?'
'Its in here, Bulma'
'Thanks ChiChi' Bulma said walking into the kitchen.
ChiChi threw her the capsule, Bulma being careful not set in off in Roshie's Kitchen caught it skillfully.
'And Bulma, please be careful to stay away from the battle' Bulma nodded and headed outside.
She took off and headed to the West Capital Recreation Park.
At the park...
'Yammy you're such a flirt' giggled a red haired, green-eyed bimbo named Yassica.
'Yassy your soo beautiful' he replied
'Hey Yamcha you up to bat!' yelled one of Yamcha's teammates named Tien.
Tien took a seat next to Yassica.
'And are you Bulma, Yamcha's girlfriend?' Tein thought for a moment... strange who is she and where's Bulma?... Oh so that's his game ey? Well let's just see if he plays it again? Bulma's such a great girl and one my bestfriends. She just bought him that car too?
'No, I'm Yassica' she replied snapping her gum.
'You Yamcha's girlfriend'
'Yes'
Tein calmly walked out of the dugout and started walking slowly towards Yamcha and... ~
Bulma was getting board so she decided to turn on the portable TV in her car and flipped to station 9 and could not believe what she saw. 'Holy cow!' Bulma cried as she watched Tien beat the kuso out of Yamcha. I wonder what he's yelling at Yamcha for? Well I'll Find out soon enough the parks a mile away. ~
'You inconsiderate bastard! This is the 4th new slut this week and its only Tuesday! When are you gunna tell Bulma! Oh! Wait you won't you dirty, stinking, two faced, lying, piece of...' Tein yelled but was interrupted.
'Tien what the hellovit in going on here' Bulma screamed as she landed her plane right smack dab on the pitchers mound.
'Bulma! Oh shit' Yamcha mumbled as he watched Yassica run up to him, kiss him and ask in a surgary 'Ohh is my Yammy okay?'.
'WHAT! YOU FRIGGEN MALE WHORE!' Bulma yelled and knew exactly why Tien was beating the shit out of him.
'But Bu...' Yamcha started.
'But nothing Yamcha! Just to let you know the Sayain is here! AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!' she yelled
'Please...'
'Goto hell Yamcha and while you're there tell the devil I said Hi and I'll be seeing him shortly!' and with that she grabbed Tien and marched off into her plane and took off destroying most of the landscaping in the process.
'Ahh, Yamcha don't worry about her she's an ugly old lady and I still love you' Yassica said with a big stupid grin (Think Goku's) on her face.
'Yeah uh, me to' Yamcha replied. Oh god she's so dumb she doesn't even know shes been cheated on... SWEET! She's defiantly a keeper. ~
'WOOO! BULMA SLOW DOWN! YOUR GUNNA KILL US!' Tien screamed as he clung to the back seat like superglue.
'Slow down okay' she said sarcastically as she slammed the brakes causing Tien to poke his third eye on the edge of the seat'
'YEEOOOUUUUHHH' he wailed in pain.
'Hey Tien, I'm really sorry I shouldn't be treating you like this'
'It's okay'
'You didn't have to go beat up Yamcha because of me'
'I wanted to anyways he flirts with Launch all the time. Oh course she doesn't realize it until... Ranchi comes out'
'Yeah she can be scary'
'Are we going to the Kami House to fight the Sayain'
'Yes his name is Radditz and he claims he's Goku's brother and his real name his Kakkurot'
'Wow sounds interesting' ~End Flashback~
'But, I said I didn't mean it she was just a fan...Honest' Yamcha pleaded. 'Spare me, I don't need you. You need me' Bulma relpied walking inside the house.
'Hi Bulma' Puar said in his high pitch voice as always.
Bulma turned around to Puar.
'Why does a cute little kitten like you hang out with jizz like Yamcha and do what ever he says' she mocked.
'I...' Puar started but couldn't finish on an account he was crying.
'Puar?' Bulma asked.
'WAAAAAHHHHH IT'S TRUE BBUUUULLLMMAAA HE IS A BAKAYARO AND TREATS ME LIKE CRAP I WANT A NEW MASTER!'
'Oh don't worry Puar, I'll find you a new master. Meanwhile you can just hang with me'
'Puar just sniffed and smiled 'Okay!'
'Where is everyone anyway?'
'There out back' the blue cat explained.
Bulma walked through the kitchen, which was spotless courtesy of ChiChi, through the family room, which was a mess courtesy of Oolong and out the back door where everyone was sitting at the picnic table deep in thought.
'Hey?' Bulma half stated half asked.
'Uh hi Bulma, sorry to tell you this but we have to wait one year after the next batch of Sayains come to wish Goku back' Roshi stated flatly.
The vein on Bulma's head twitched violently. Puar quickly took shelter with Oolong under a tree.
'She's gunna blow' whispered the Ox King. ~
Well, Well, What do we have here? REVIEW!