Chapter 9
Disclaimer: never have, don't, and never will own anything.
Al right you obsessed Bulma/Vegeta fans they finally meet in this chapter
but not in the way you might want. So please don't get mad.
Sorry for the long waits on this topic
And I want to make a shout out to my Yami fan! Thanks for all the reviews.
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"Now I'm only going to ask this once more weakling! How did a Sayain woman get on this pathetic planet without I knowing it?" Vegeta yelled.
"W-we don't know!" Yamcha cowered.
"If we did we would tell you! We have nothing to lie about!" Tein shouted.
"Nappa, let's see if these weaklings have a change of heart?" Vegeta asked.
"Sure Prince Vegeta in would be my pleasure" Nappa said getting into fighting stance. "So which one of you is going to fight me first?" ~
"Come on Gohan! You fly to slow!" Bulma whined.
"No you fly to fast" Gohan panted as he came in shouting distance.
"I'm not even trying!" Bulma defended herself.
"Yeah and I wasn't either!"
"Of coarse you were trying you're all out of breath and everything!"
"I'm trying to pace myself. You know maybe try and save some energy for battle?"
"Speaking of which, how much farther are we anyway?"
"Not very. Maybe 2 or 3 miles"
"Well what are we waiting for!" Bulma cried happily and wrapped her tail around Gohan's leg and took off.
"BULMAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"See now you don't have to worry about losing energy." Bulma informed cheerfully.
"This is not what I meant."
"Right." ~
"All right you little punk now you die!" Nappa said holding up Choutzu by his neck and was putting more and more pressure into snapping his neck. Choutzu kicked violently at first but then was stiff. And he felt himself slipping, falling into the darkness.
"Nappa!" Vegeta roared.
"Yeah boss?"
"Finish these weaklings already!"
"Why? I'm having fun" Nappa protested.
"We have bigger fish to fry. We can't bother with these sardines" Vegeta informed very annoyed.
"Okay" Nappa sighed throwing Choutzu to the side. "So who's ne-UUFFFGGHH!"
"You are." Came a familiar female voice.
'Holy shit' Vegeta twitched when he looked at her.
"BULMA!" Piccolo, Yamcha, Tein, and Krillen screamed.
"Who were you expecting?" she mused.
"Who are you?!" Vegeta fumed
"I am Bulma Briefs the strongest Sayain that walked this Earth" she replied cockily. 'And who are you beaut. ACK! What am I thinking!?'
"Oh, yes the girl they have been telling me about. Now tell me how the hell you survived the destruction of Vegeta-sei
"Destruction of Vegeta-sei?"
"Yes there were only four remaining Sayain full bloods Radditz, Nappa, Kakkurot, and myself. I have already figured that the Demi is Kakkurot's spawn. So where do you fall in all of this?"
"They didn't tell you?"
"Why the hell would I be asking if they did?"
"Well, I'll tell you one thing I wasn't born a Sayain"
"How did you become a Sayain?"
"Shenlong"
"What the hell is a Shenlong?" 'If this Shenlong can make a human a Sayain maybe, just maybe I could get it to transform the whole human population into Sayains and finally overthrow Frieza'
"Why does it matter?"
"Tell me what this Shenlong is?"
"No"
"I demand you tell me right now woman or else I'll."
"You'll what kill me? Look don't even think it because I'm stronger then you."
"How do you know? You don't even have a scouter!"
"I don't need a scouter or whatever it is you call it. I sense ki within myself! And tell me can those things scout when you are masking your ki?" She asked smugly.
Vegeta was taken aback by this statement 'She knows I'm masking my Ki? What a woman! No! What am I thinking! Ugh, it's official I am going crazy' "So then tell me my Ki level woman?"
"Which?"
"What do you mean which?"
"Do you want me to tell you your maximum, it's current state or you Oozaroo form?" 'If only he could see his face! Tee-he-he! I'm too good!'
"All woman" 'She knows about Oozaroo form too! Shit she might not be such a pushover after all?'
"Well now you're about 20,000, your maximum is about 90,000 and in you're Oozaroo form it's about 100,000.
Vegeta just stared. 'My god she's right'
"Well just don't stand there?"
"I'll tell you what woman, how about we fight and if I win you tell me what this Shenlong thing is?"
"And if I win"
"I won't blow up Chikyuu-sei"
"Boss you can't not blow up this planet Freeza will surly kill us if we don't" Nappa interrupted.
"I can't lose" Vegeta reassured getting into fighting stance.
"Ready then" Bulma said following his example.
"Bulma you know what you're doing?" Piccolo whispered.
"Of coarse I do. He can't beat me!" Bulma gloated.
"Ready girl" Vegeta called.
"Yes, but the question is if you're ready?"
"I'll make you eat those words!"
Bulma didn't even bother answer she just phased out behind him and tried to
side chop into his back but he caught it"
"Did you know only inacperienced fighters do that?" he said shacking a mock finger at her.
Bulma saw an opportunity "You're right" and reached out grabbed his tail and swung him around and started beating him.
Vegeta was in defense mode and was having problems blocking her hits. 'Oh, screw this' he thought and phased out above her and clasped his hands into a triangular format and swung down.
"BULMA! ABOVE YOU!" Gohan yelled.
"ARGH!" she yelled yet again grabbing Vegeta tail and bringing him down with her.
"LET GO BITCH!" Vegeta yelled.
They were coming closer to the ground "AH!" they both yelled as the hit the ground and fell at least a mile down. Making a huge crater in the center of the earth's surface.
Vegeta moaned getting up noticing he was in a very uncomfortable position with the woman. Then the Earth started to rumble. "What the hell happened?" she asked Vegeta barely opening one eye. The crater walls became very unstable and started to cave in. "Look out!" He screamed shielding her from the tons of now falling debris. 'Why am I protecting her' he mentally slapped himself 'just because she's a hottie- No! That's not the reason I just want a fight that's it and if she dies then theirs no one to fight left, Yeah that's it'
'Oh, he's protecting me! This is so romantic- Ugh no! He probably just wants someone to fight and if I'm gone there is no one left for him to fight. Stupid Sayain blood.' The Baba's words came back to her 'Oh hell no' she thought before she let out a scream because the debris were about to crush her. and Vegeta. ~
"DO SOMETHING SOMEONE! BULMA IS GOING TO DIE JUST DON'T STAND THERE WATCHING!" ChiChi yelled into the crystal ball.
"Calm down ChiChi!" The Ox King interjected.
"I'll show you calm down" She muttered pulling out a frying pan.
"You wouldn't hit your own father with that thing? Would you?" The Ox King gulped.
ChiChi's only reply was an evil grin. ~
Well what do you think?
"Now I'm only going to ask this once more weakling! How did a Sayain woman get on this pathetic planet without I knowing it?" Vegeta yelled.
"W-we don't know!" Yamcha cowered.
"If we did we would tell you! We have nothing to lie about!" Tein shouted.
"Nappa, let's see if these weaklings have a change of heart?" Vegeta asked.
"Sure Prince Vegeta in would be my pleasure" Nappa said getting into fighting stance. "So which one of you is going to fight me first?" ~
"Come on Gohan! You fly to slow!" Bulma whined.
"No you fly to fast" Gohan panted as he came in shouting distance.
"I'm not even trying!" Bulma defended herself.
"Yeah and I wasn't either!"
"Of coarse you were trying you're all out of breath and everything!"
"I'm trying to pace myself. You know maybe try and save some energy for battle?"
"Speaking of which, how much farther are we anyway?"
"Not very. Maybe 2 or 3 miles"
"Well what are we waiting for!" Bulma cried happily and wrapped her tail around Gohan's leg and took off.
"BULMAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"See now you don't have to worry about losing energy." Bulma informed cheerfully.
"This is not what I meant."
"Right." ~
"All right you little punk now you die!" Nappa said holding up Choutzu by his neck and was putting more and more pressure into snapping his neck. Choutzu kicked violently at first but then was stiff. And he felt himself slipping, falling into the darkness.
"Nappa!" Vegeta roared.
"Yeah boss?"
"Finish these weaklings already!"
"Why? I'm having fun" Nappa protested.
"We have bigger fish to fry. We can't bother with these sardines" Vegeta informed very annoyed.
"Okay" Nappa sighed throwing Choutzu to the side. "So who's ne-UUFFFGGHH!"
"You are." Came a familiar female voice.
'Holy shit' Vegeta twitched when he looked at her.
"BULMA!" Piccolo, Yamcha, Tein, and Krillen screamed.
"Who were you expecting?" she mused.
"Who are you?!" Vegeta fumed
"I am Bulma Briefs the strongest Sayain that walked this Earth" she replied cockily. 'And who are you beaut. ACK! What am I thinking!?'
"Oh, yes the girl they have been telling me about. Now tell me how the hell you survived the destruction of Vegeta-sei
"Destruction of Vegeta-sei?"
"Yes there were only four remaining Sayain full bloods Radditz, Nappa, Kakkurot, and myself. I have already figured that the Demi is Kakkurot's spawn. So where do you fall in all of this?"
"They didn't tell you?"
"Why the hell would I be asking if they did?"
"Well, I'll tell you one thing I wasn't born a Sayain"
"How did you become a Sayain?"
"Shenlong"
"What the hell is a Shenlong?" 'If this Shenlong can make a human a Sayain maybe, just maybe I could get it to transform the whole human population into Sayains and finally overthrow Frieza'
"Why does it matter?"
"Tell me what this Shenlong is?"
"No"
"I demand you tell me right now woman or else I'll."
"You'll what kill me? Look don't even think it because I'm stronger then you."
"How do you know? You don't even have a scouter!"
"I don't need a scouter or whatever it is you call it. I sense ki within myself! And tell me can those things scout when you are masking your ki?" She asked smugly.
Vegeta was taken aback by this statement 'She knows I'm masking my Ki? What a woman! No! What am I thinking! Ugh, it's official I am going crazy' "So then tell me my Ki level woman?"
"Which?"
"What do you mean which?"
"Do you want me to tell you your maximum, it's current state or you Oozaroo form?" 'If only he could see his face! Tee-he-he! I'm too good!'
"All woman" 'She knows about Oozaroo form too! Shit she might not be such a pushover after all?'
"Well now you're about 20,000, your maximum is about 90,000 and in you're Oozaroo form it's about 100,000.
Vegeta just stared. 'My god she's right'
"Well just don't stand there?"
"I'll tell you what woman, how about we fight and if I win you tell me what this Shenlong thing is?"
"And if I win"
"I won't blow up Chikyuu-sei"
"Boss you can't not blow up this planet Freeza will surly kill us if we don't" Nappa interrupted.
"I can't lose" Vegeta reassured getting into fighting stance.
"Ready then" Bulma said following his example.
"Bulma you know what you're doing?" Piccolo whispered.
"Of coarse I do. He can't beat me!" Bulma gloated.
"Ready girl" Vegeta called.
"Yes, but the question is if you're ready?"
"I'll make you eat those words!"
Bulma didn't even bother answer she just phased out behind him and tried to
side chop into his back but he caught it"
"Did you know only inacperienced fighters do that?" he said shacking a mock finger at her.
Bulma saw an opportunity "You're right" and reached out grabbed his tail and swung him around and started beating him.
Vegeta was in defense mode and was having problems blocking her hits. 'Oh, screw this' he thought and phased out above her and clasped his hands into a triangular format and swung down.
"BULMA! ABOVE YOU!" Gohan yelled.
"ARGH!" she yelled yet again grabbing Vegeta tail and bringing him down with her.
"LET GO BITCH!" Vegeta yelled.
They were coming closer to the ground "AH!" they both yelled as the hit the ground and fell at least a mile down. Making a huge crater in the center of the earth's surface.
Vegeta moaned getting up noticing he was in a very uncomfortable position with the woman. Then the Earth started to rumble. "What the hell happened?" she asked Vegeta barely opening one eye. The crater walls became very unstable and started to cave in. "Look out!" He screamed shielding her from the tons of now falling debris. 'Why am I protecting her' he mentally slapped himself 'just because she's a hottie- No! That's not the reason I just want a fight that's it and if she dies then theirs no one to fight left, Yeah that's it'
'Oh, he's protecting me! This is so romantic- Ugh no! He probably just wants someone to fight and if I'm gone there is no one left for him to fight. Stupid Sayain blood.' The Baba's words came back to her 'Oh hell no' she thought before she let out a scream because the debris were about to crush her. and Vegeta. ~
"DO SOMETHING SOMEONE! BULMA IS GOING TO DIE JUST DON'T STAND THERE WATCHING!" ChiChi yelled into the crystal ball.
"Calm down ChiChi!" The Ox King interjected.
"I'll show you calm down" She muttered pulling out a frying pan.
"You wouldn't hit your own father with that thing? Would you?" The Ox King gulped.
ChiChi's only reply was an evil grin. ~
Well what do you think?