Sanzo and Goku and Homura.
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" Sanzo! You think this is the one Gojyo wants? Or that one?"
" Ch. Whatever. Get any. Like I give a damn."
" OK! I will get BOTH!"
*WHAM *
"Bakasaru! I said ANY meaning ONE!" "Itaaaiiii!" "Urusei! Ch."
Goku hurriedly picked out one packet of red pepper tea. Sanzo paid for it.
Then they stopped at an egg shop, thanks to Goku. Sanzo's vein was twitching. 'Bakasaru! We are stopping at every damned shop because of him. And why am I listening to him?'
"Sanzo I want that! I want that! PLEEASE!" Goku looked at him with secret weapon #1. Sanzo could feel his heart melting. he could almost drown in such. HEY! W ho was this monkey that could hold so much power over him?! That COULD not happen! Sanzo-sama got angry.
" Urusei kono baka baka BAKA SARU!" He roared. " Buy it yourself if you really want it so much!"
" Demo Sanzo, you have all the money.."
" I'll pay for it."
Goku spun around to see who was his benefactor. His eyes widened. " Homura?"
" Ch. Troublesome kami."
"Arigatou Homura!" " But you will have to keep me company for the rest of today."
"Ah?! That's all? Ok!" The innocent ( shall we say) monkey happily agreed.
" Konzen. I have him today."
" Ch. So? I have him everyday."
" I might not return him.but I will tell you how he tastes.."
" Teme!!!!"
They were talking telepathically. Goku broke into theironcoming war by saying, " Ne Homura, where do you want to go?" Homura broke off the psychic bond. " Oh, let's go there." They started walking off.
Homura turned back and smirked. " Victory is mine now Konzen."
Poor Sanzo.
He clenched his fists but could not do anything. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Hakkai, Gojyo, Shien and Zeon found him drowning his sorrows in a pot of wine and ahem.. carrot sticks. They had finally located their target- Sanzo at an al-fresco style restaurant.
" Sanzo, are you alright?" Hakkai asked worriedly. " Hey where's the saru?" Gojyo asked as well. Sanzo pinned Gojyo with a very icy glare.
"Ok, ok.." Gojyo mock- surrendered with his hands in the air.
"Leave. Me. Alone." Sanzo muttered darkly.
" Demo Sanzo, there is an emergency. A youkai is.." Hakkai's voice trailed off. seeing that the carrot sticks were more interesting then what he had to say, to Sanzo, he reached across and moved the food away.
And got punched.
Hakkai was sent sprawling to the ground. " Who said you could touch MY food? Homura took my Goku and you want to touch my food?!" Sanzo snarled.
" Hakkai! Daijobu ka?" Shien rushed over quickly to Hakkai's side to check for injuries. A big bruise was starting to form on Hakkai's cheekbone. Shien slowly stood up and faced Sanzo.
A crowd began to gather. Bystanders and onlookers were enraptures by the sight of so many handsome/ beautiful men around. Others were attracted by the prospect of a good fight.
" Oh dear. Shien is mad now. Sanzo's going to get it.." Zeon whispered. Shien took out his laser whips. But before he could put them to good use and smack the blinking daylights out of Sanzo, a chest dropped from the sky and landed unceremoniously on the priest's head. That added to the five pots of wine, caused Sanzo to drop rather ungraciously to the ground.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why something like that dropped down from heaven.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Up in Heaven, Jiroushin was busily searching for Kanzeon- bosatsu sama's Heavenly Superslick lipstick in Sweet Strawberry #01.
"Where is it? Where is it? Kannon- sama will have my head." Jiroushin mumbled oin the yard. Kanzeon had stubbornly insisted that the lippy would be there. She didn't want to look for it personally because of her newly manicured fingernails.
He tossed stuff around. He spied something glittering rather gaudily under a chest. Throwing the chest, he found the blasted lipstick. And the chest went falling, down to earth.
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".zo.Sanzo. Wake up.." Sanzo groggily opened his eyelids. He was in the hotel room now. " Good, you are alive. The chest came down rather hard.." Hakkai breathed a sigh of relief.
" Goku would be so upset if he saw you injured."
" Oi bouzo, what is in the chest? ."
" Why should I answer a lousy ero kappa?"
"Nani?!"
" Yare yare. Why don't we just open the thing?"
"Ch. Do what you want."
So they opened it. And stared. Especially Sanzo. " Wow. Sanzo- sama, this is. a gift from heaven. Must be for you." " Yeah"
The chest was filled with a wide range of bullets. They all had different shapes and sizes. Except. " Ano Sanzo, which bullet does what?"
" I don't know."
Then he stuffed the chest into his spandex space.
"Ikuzo."
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Ok, I managed to type this. I'm thinking of how to phrase the the next chapter in a better way. How was it?
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" Sanzo! You think this is the one Gojyo wants? Or that one?"
" Ch. Whatever. Get any. Like I give a damn."
" OK! I will get BOTH!"
*WHAM *
"Bakasaru! I said ANY meaning ONE!" "Itaaaiiii!" "Urusei! Ch."
Goku hurriedly picked out one packet of red pepper tea. Sanzo paid for it.
Then they stopped at an egg shop, thanks to Goku. Sanzo's vein was twitching. 'Bakasaru! We are stopping at every damned shop because of him. And why am I listening to him?'
"Sanzo I want that! I want that! PLEEASE!" Goku looked at him with secret weapon #1. Sanzo could feel his heart melting. he could almost drown in such. HEY! W ho was this monkey that could hold so much power over him?! That COULD not happen! Sanzo-sama got angry.
" Urusei kono baka baka BAKA SARU!" He roared. " Buy it yourself if you really want it so much!"
" Demo Sanzo, you have all the money.."
" I'll pay for it."
Goku spun around to see who was his benefactor. His eyes widened. " Homura?"
" Ch. Troublesome kami."
"Arigatou Homura!" " But you will have to keep me company for the rest of today."
"Ah?! That's all? Ok!" The innocent ( shall we say) monkey happily agreed.
" Konzen. I have him today."
" Ch. So? I have him everyday."
" I might not return him.but I will tell you how he tastes.."
" Teme!!!!"
They were talking telepathically. Goku broke into theironcoming war by saying, " Ne Homura, where do you want to go?" Homura broke off the psychic bond. " Oh, let's go there." They started walking off.
Homura turned back and smirked. " Victory is mine now Konzen."
Poor Sanzo.
He clenched his fists but could not do anything. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Hakkai, Gojyo, Shien and Zeon found him drowning his sorrows in a pot of wine and ahem.. carrot sticks. They had finally located their target- Sanzo at an al-fresco style restaurant.
" Sanzo, are you alright?" Hakkai asked worriedly. " Hey where's the saru?" Gojyo asked as well. Sanzo pinned Gojyo with a very icy glare.
"Ok, ok.." Gojyo mock- surrendered with his hands in the air.
"Leave. Me. Alone." Sanzo muttered darkly.
" Demo Sanzo, there is an emergency. A youkai is.." Hakkai's voice trailed off. seeing that the carrot sticks were more interesting then what he had to say, to Sanzo, he reached across and moved the food away.
And got punched.
Hakkai was sent sprawling to the ground. " Who said you could touch MY food? Homura took my Goku and you want to touch my food?!" Sanzo snarled.
" Hakkai! Daijobu ka?" Shien rushed over quickly to Hakkai's side to check for injuries. A big bruise was starting to form on Hakkai's cheekbone. Shien slowly stood up and faced Sanzo.
A crowd began to gather. Bystanders and onlookers were enraptures by the sight of so many handsome/ beautiful men around. Others were attracted by the prospect of a good fight.
" Oh dear. Shien is mad now. Sanzo's going to get it.." Zeon whispered. Shien took out his laser whips. But before he could put them to good use and smack the blinking daylights out of Sanzo, a chest dropped from the sky and landed unceremoniously on the priest's head. That added to the five pots of wine, caused Sanzo to drop rather ungraciously to the ground.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why something like that dropped down from heaven.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Up in Heaven, Jiroushin was busily searching for Kanzeon- bosatsu sama's Heavenly Superslick lipstick in Sweet Strawberry #01.
"Where is it? Where is it? Kannon- sama will have my head." Jiroushin mumbled oin the yard. Kanzeon had stubbornly insisted that the lippy would be there. She didn't want to look for it personally because of her newly manicured fingernails.
He tossed stuff around. He spied something glittering rather gaudily under a chest. Throwing the chest, he found the blasted lipstick. And the chest went falling, down to earth.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
".zo.Sanzo. Wake up.." Sanzo groggily opened his eyelids. He was in the hotel room now. " Good, you are alive. The chest came down rather hard.." Hakkai breathed a sigh of relief.
" Goku would be so upset if he saw you injured."
" Oi bouzo, what is in the chest? ."
" Why should I answer a lousy ero kappa?"
"Nani?!"
" Yare yare. Why don't we just open the thing?"
"Ch. Do what you want."
So they opened it. And stared. Especially Sanzo. " Wow. Sanzo- sama, this is. a gift from heaven. Must be for you." " Yeah"
The chest was filled with a wide range of bullets. They all had different shapes and sizes. Except. " Ano Sanzo, which bullet does what?"
" I don't know."
Then he stuffed the chest into his spandex space.
"Ikuzo."
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Ok, I managed to type this. I'm thinking of how to phrase the the next chapter in a better way. How was it?