Disclaimer: Hey, Natalie here. I just like you all to know that I got some
of my ideas from the fan fic "Dude, Where's My Ring", so I just like to
give the credit to it's author L&M about the ideas of the use of the
Y.M.C.A. song
Chapter One
Jessica looked across the fields of strawberries. She stopped. The stubborn jackass was right in front of her. She moved silently and swiftly. She took out her flamethrower. She signalled to Natalie and Yike to get their weapons ready. Natalie aimed her Mirkwood bow. Yike took out his half_broken sword that could not be repaired because he was too cheap to do it. Jessica raised her hand...the signal to shoot! Natalie swiftly shot two arrows at the donkey. Jessica ran screaming "MY PRECIOUSSS!" and Yike swung his sword pointlessly around his head, doing nothing to help his friends. Together, Jess and Natalie killed the donkey that Link, Jessica's boyfriend, had been cheating on. Jessica smiled. The donkey was dead. Yike still stood swinging around his sword muttering about math problems. Natalie took out her Elvish sword and hit Yike on the head with the flat side, knocking the half_broken sword away from his hand. Yike cried,"Where are my mints?" And, then he fell unconscious. "Mints?" asked Jess, "What the hell?" "He's strange!" Nat replied. "But, what's up with mints? He must have an obsession-," "Well, no duh, Captain Obvious! Of course he's obsessed with mints!" All of a sudden, Yike woke up. He looked at them in a dazed sort of way. He got up and started to sing to the Y.M.C.A. tune: "Eat it! If your breath smells like scum I said eat it Then you know where to come There's a thing here called M.I.N.T. You-can-get-a-mint-now Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. You can get a mint Or maybe a listerine When you first taste it Your breath will have never been so clean! Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. Eat a strong mint Or maybe a listerine Any other breath-mint Won't keep your breath as clean! So come to the M.I.N.T. Just go to the M.I.N.T.-,"
"Okay! We get the idea!" Jessica and Natalie shouted at the same time. "Wait, let me finish my song!" Yike cried. "What is M.I.N.T.?" Jessica asked. "My International Network of Telemarketing for mints!" Yike said proudly. "Uh-huh," Natalie said.
Chapter One
Jessica looked across the fields of strawberries. She stopped. The stubborn jackass was right in front of her. She moved silently and swiftly. She took out her flamethrower. She signalled to Natalie and Yike to get their weapons ready. Natalie aimed her Mirkwood bow. Yike took out his half_broken sword that could not be repaired because he was too cheap to do it. Jessica raised her hand...the signal to shoot! Natalie swiftly shot two arrows at the donkey. Jessica ran screaming "MY PRECIOUSSS!" and Yike swung his sword pointlessly around his head, doing nothing to help his friends. Together, Jess and Natalie killed the donkey that Link, Jessica's boyfriend, had been cheating on. Jessica smiled. The donkey was dead. Yike still stood swinging around his sword muttering about math problems. Natalie took out her Elvish sword and hit Yike on the head with the flat side, knocking the half_broken sword away from his hand. Yike cried,"Where are my mints?" And, then he fell unconscious. "Mints?" asked Jess, "What the hell?" "He's strange!" Nat replied. "But, what's up with mints? He must have an obsession-," "Well, no duh, Captain Obvious! Of course he's obsessed with mints!" All of a sudden, Yike woke up. He looked at them in a dazed sort of way. He got up and started to sing to the Y.M.C.A. tune: "Eat it! If your breath smells like scum I said eat it Then you know where to come There's a thing here called M.I.N.T. You-can-get-a-mint-now Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. You can get a mint Or maybe a listerine When you first taste it Your breath will have never been so clean! Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. Eat a strong mint Or maybe a listerine Any other breath-mint Won't keep your breath as clean! So come to the M.I.N.T. Just go to the M.I.N.T.-,"
"Okay! We get the idea!" Jessica and Natalie shouted at the same time. "Wait, let me finish my song!" Yike cried. "What is M.I.N.T.?" Jessica asked. "My International Network of Telemarketing for mints!" Yike said proudly. "Uh-huh," Natalie said.