Hello. I wonder how this chapter will turn out. Ah heck. See first.
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Two people stood in what remained of the doorway. They saw Goku panting and automatically assumed the worst.
" Goku!"
"Saru! Were you.."
" Oi! What saru?! Kono ero kappa! Nothing happened!"
" Maa.. So you are alright Goku."
"Yup!"
"But Homura doesn't seem to be."
Gojyo peered over Hakkai and let out a whistle.
Homura was lying unconscious on a very messy bed. A bed that looked as though it had been 'properly used' in his opinion. And a very big, beautiful bruise was beginning to form on the Toushin Taishi's high cheekbone.
" Goku, I didn't know you like rough sex.. But how do monkeys do it other than the rough way?"
"Huh?" Goku looked up innocently at Gojyo. (Why do I keep typing Gojyo as Gojyp?!!)
"Ne Gojyo, how many types of sex are there? I thought there was just one type.. Can you show me the different types?"
"..."
" Ano Goku, sex shouldn't be seen by others other than the two um. participants. It's a special and private thing."
" Sou ka. Demo, what about the magazines that have those heavy- chested women?"
" Um.."
" Kono bakasaru! That's a different thing altogether! Those people are cheap! And don't ask us anymore! Ask Sanzo- sama." Gojyo yelled in a highly agitated tone.
Hakkai and Gojyo were blushing, feeling so awkward with all the 'grown-up' questions being thrown at them. And by Goku, nonetheless. Come to think of it, these were questions that they had never really thought about..
"Hai. Demo, where's Sanzo?"
" He's downstairs with Shien and Zeon. We knew he would be trigger- happy when he came up, so we left him there. It wasn't easy persuading that over- protective monk to stay."
' But after we hinted at the possibility that he might hit you in his bullet craze, he grudgingly stayed.' thought the other two.
"He didn't trust the other two not to help Homura touch you, so he made them stay there as well."
" Oh. Let's get out of here. It brings bad memories."
' If Homura hadn't been so overcome by lust that he didn't see my attack, I would have been." Goku shivered involuntarily in disgust.
Gojyo saw the shudder running through the saru and felt a wave of pity. 'Poor thing. He must be so traumatised after almost being raped.."
"Oi saru. You alright?"
" Eh? Yeah I guess."
" Come on. Sanzo must be waiting.."
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Dear Sanzo sama was wearing the wooden floor thin by walking to and fro on it so often. He actually looked like an anxious father waiting for the nurse to come out of the maternity ward saying ' congratulations sir! You have a healthy.'
'Ch. Where the hell is the saru? What the hell's taking them so long. Aargh!' He stopped abruptly in mid-stride and turned a neat 90 degrees.
" Matte kudasai, Genjo Sanzo." Shien's faint voice sounded.
"Shouldn't you have enough faith in your team-mates to bring you Son Goku?"
" What team-mates? They are just servants." He replied coldly.
Shien smiled thinly. " Are they?"
" Urusei kono baka kami!"
" Doushite? You made us stay here with you so I have to find some way to pass the time."
Sanzo was seriously having a hard time trying not to burst one of his veins.
" Yare yare.. Sanzo, you better control that temper of yours." A soft voice chided him gently. " You'll have varicose veins if you continue that way."
"Sanzo!"
Goku happily threw himself onto his keeper who could have evaded him if he had really wanted to. IF.
" Kono bakasaru!" * THWACK* *THWACK*
" Itai! Sanzo...."
Their happy reunion was interrupted by Sanzo's sudden rise of temper thus bringing about the onset of THE FAN.
" Why did you walk off with the enemy? How stupid can you get? What if he.."
The others stared as Sanzo continued yelling, ranting and raving at poor Goku, occasionally hitting him with the fan, blissfully oblivious to the shaking shelves in the hotel.
" Sanzo, I think you forgot our more important business."
"Nani?"
" The youkai that wants to make you his sex slave." Gojyo said bluntly, replying for Hakkai.
"Oh."
" He might want Goku too." Hakkai deliberately said.
" Ikuzo!"
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Ok, that's all for this chapter. Sorry for the OOCness! Couldn't help it.. As usual, flames, reviews!
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Two people stood in what remained of the doorway. They saw Goku panting and automatically assumed the worst.
" Goku!"
"Saru! Were you.."
" Oi! What saru?! Kono ero kappa! Nothing happened!"
" Maa.. So you are alright Goku."
"Yup!"
"But Homura doesn't seem to be."
Gojyo peered over Hakkai and let out a whistle.
Homura was lying unconscious on a very messy bed. A bed that looked as though it had been 'properly used' in his opinion. And a very big, beautiful bruise was beginning to form on the Toushin Taishi's high cheekbone.
" Goku, I didn't know you like rough sex.. But how do monkeys do it other than the rough way?"
"Huh?" Goku looked up innocently at Gojyo. (Why do I keep typing Gojyo as Gojyp?!!)
"Ne Gojyo, how many types of sex are there? I thought there was just one type.. Can you show me the different types?"
"..."
" Ano Goku, sex shouldn't be seen by others other than the two um. participants. It's a special and private thing."
" Sou ka. Demo, what about the magazines that have those heavy- chested women?"
" Um.."
" Kono bakasaru! That's a different thing altogether! Those people are cheap! And don't ask us anymore! Ask Sanzo- sama." Gojyo yelled in a highly agitated tone.
Hakkai and Gojyo were blushing, feeling so awkward with all the 'grown-up' questions being thrown at them. And by Goku, nonetheless. Come to think of it, these were questions that they had never really thought about..
"Hai. Demo, where's Sanzo?"
" He's downstairs with Shien and Zeon. We knew he would be trigger- happy when he came up, so we left him there. It wasn't easy persuading that over- protective monk to stay."
' But after we hinted at the possibility that he might hit you in his bullet craze, he grudgingly stayed.' thought the other two.
"He didn't trust the other two not to help Homura touch you, so he made them stay there as well."
" Oh. Let's get out of here. It brings bad memories."
' If Homura hadn't been so overcome by lust that he didn't see my attack, I would have been." Goku shivered involuntarily in disgust.
Gojyo saw the shudder running through the saru and felt a wave of pity. 'Poor thing. He must be so traumatised after almost being raped.."
"Oi saru. You alright?"
" Eh? Yeah I guess."
" Come on. Sanzo must be waiting.."
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Dear Sanzo sama was wearing the wooden floor thin by walking to and fro on it so often. He actually looked like an anxious father waiting for the nurse to come out of the maternity ward saying ' congratulations sir! You have a healthy.'
'Ch. Where the hell is the saru? What the hell's taking them so long. Aargh!' He stopped abruptly in mid-stride and turned a neat 90 degrees.
" Matte kudasai, Genjo Sanzo." Shien's faint voice sounded.
"Shouldn't you have enough faith in your team-mates to bring you Son Goku?"
" What team-mates? They are just servants." He replied coldly.
Shien smiled thinly. " Are they?"
" Urusei kono baka kami!"
" Doushite? You made us stay here with you so I have to find some way to pass the time."
Sanzo was seriously having a hard time trying not to burst one of his veins.
" Yare yare.. Sanzo, you better control that temper of yours." A soft voice chided him gently. " You'll have varicose veins if you continue that way."
"Sanzo!"
Goku happily threw himself onto his keeper who could have evaded him if he had really wanted to. IF.
" Kono bakasaru!" * THWACK* *THWACK*
" Itai! Sanzo...."
Their happy reunion was interrupted by Sanzo's sudden rise of temper thus bringing about the onset of THE FAN.
" Why did you walk off with the enemy? How stupid can you get? What if he.."
The others stared as Sanzo continued yelling, ranting and raving at poor Goku, occasionally hitting him with the fan, blissfully oblivious to the shaking shelves in the hotel.
" Sanzo, I think you forgot our more important business."
"Nani?"
" The youkai that wants to make you his sex slave." Gojyo said bluntly, replying for Hakkai.
"Oh."
" He might want Goku too." Hakkai deliberately said.
" Ikuzo!"
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Ok, that's all for this chapter. Sorry for the OOCness! Couldn't help it.. As usual, flames, reviews!