Guess who's back, back again, Nat is back, tell a friend...lol..anyways
here's ch 3 to my random LOTR parody!
Chapter Three
Yike woke up in the strawberry field. Natalie, Jessica, and Steven had left him there. It was pitch black. He looked at his watch. It glowed the numbers: 12:45. Dang, I was asleep for a long time! he thought to himself, I am soooo going to kill Natalie and Jessica after this! Hmmm, I bet they're in Jessica's house right now. Yike walked towards the Outback Steakhouse. He stopped by the limp form of Link, wondering why the Elf was dead, and then moved on. He came up to the back door of the house. Locked. He walked around and hopped the fence to the front the house. It was locked, too. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ A shape moved outside. It was moving around towards the front of the house. Jessica peered through the window. It was very dark, so she couldn't see the face. She picked up the telephone and called Natalie. "Hello?" a groggy voice said. "Nat, this is Jess." "Yeah, I sort of figured that out. What do you want? It's 12:50!" "There's some psychopath outside! Bring your Mirkwood bow and Elvish sword! I'll get my flamethrower ready!" "Okay," Natalie said as she hung up the phone. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ She stretched. She walked down her hallway and picked up her Mirkwood bow lying on the floor. She walked out of the door and walked over to Jessica's house. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ Jessica waited for Natalie's arrival. In about 15 min., she saw a person walking towards the front door. The other shape had gone back towards the strawberry fields. She opened the door for Natalie. "Waaazuuup!!!" Natalie said grinning. She had her Mirkwood bow ready to fire. Her sword was with her, too. She couldn't wait to use her arrows. "Nothing much, I just have some kind of psychopathic stalker running around outside at this moment," Jessica said. "Well, that's a nice thought. Let's go see who it is!" They opened the back door and walked outside. They looked around. Out of the corner of Natalie's eye, she saw movement in some near-by bushes. "Over there," Natalie whispered. She walked slowly and soundlessly towards the bush. She took out her sword. She didn't want to kill the mysterious figure, she just wanted to stun it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ Yike hid under a bush. He watched as Natalie and Jessica walked out of the backdoor. Natalie said something, but he couldn't hear her. He saw her put her bow away and take out her sword. She came closer....closer...and closer...until she was a meter away from where the bush was. And then, the flat side of the sword came flying at him, and knocked him unconscious, again. "Hey! It's Yike!" Natalie cried as she put her sword down. "He was still in the fields?" Jessica asked. "I guess so. Help me bring him inside." They dragged the limp form of their crazy friend inside the Outback Steakhouse and threw him on the sofa. "Well, it's 1:15, and I'm tired!" Natalie said. "I'm going home. What are you going to do with Yike? He's still out cold." "I dunno. I guess we can leave him here on the sofa." "Well, see ya!" Natalie said as she walked out the door.
Chapter Three
Yike woke up in the strawberry field. Natalie, Jessica, and Steven had left him there. It was pitch black. He looked at his watch. It glowed the numbers: 12:45. Dang, I was asleep for a long time! he thought to himself, I am soooo going to kill Natalie and Jessica after this! Hmmm, I bet they're in Jessica's house right now. Yike walked towards the Outback Steakhouse. He stopped by the limp form of Link, wondering why the Elf was dead, and then moved on. He came up to the back door of the house. Locked. He walked around and hopped the fence to the front the house. It was locked, too. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ A shape moved outside. It was moving around towards the front of the house. Jessica peered through the window. It was very dark, so she couldn't see the face. She picked up the telephone and called Natalie. "Hello?" a groggy voice said. "Nat, this is Jess." "Yeah, I sort of figured that out. What do you want? It's 12:50!" "There's some psychopath outside! Bring your Mirkwood bow and Elvish sword! I'll get my flamethrower ready!" "Okay," Natalie said as she hung up the phone. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ She stretched. She walked down her hallway and picked up her Mirkwood bow lying on the floor. She walked out of the door and walked over to Jessica's house. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ Jessica waited for Natalie's arrival. In about 15 min., she saw a person walking towards the front door. The other shape had gone back towards the strawberry fields. She opened the door for Natalie. "Waaazuuup!!!" Natalie said grinning. She had her Mirkwood bow ready to fire. Her sword was with her, too. She couldn't wait to use her arrows. "Nothing much, I just have some kind of psychopathic stalker running around outside at this moment," Jessica said. "Well, that's a nice thought. Let's go see who it is!" They opened the back door and walked outside. They looked around. Out of the corner of Natalie's eye, she saw movement in some near-by bushes. "Over there," Natalie whispered. She walked slowly and soundlessly towards the bush. She took out her sword. She didn't want to kill the mysterious figure, she just wanted to stun it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ Yike hid under a bush. He watched as Natalie and Jessica walked out of the backdoor. Natalie said something, but he couldn't hear her. He saw her put her bow away and take out her sword. She came closer....closer...and closer...until she was a meter away from where the bush was. And then, the flat side of the sword came flying at him, and knocked him unconscious, again. "Hey! It's Yike!" Natalie cried as she put her sword down. "He was still in the fields?" Jessica asked. "I guess so. Help me bring him inside." They dragged the limp form of their crazy friend inside the Outback Steakhouse and threw him on the sofa. "Well, it's 1:15, and I'm tired!" Natalie said. "I'm going home. What are you going to do with Yike? He's still out cold." "I dunno. I guess we can leave him here on the sofa." "Well, see ya!" Natalie said as she walked out the door.