Why are there suddenly so many MSTs now? Kinda immature. That sucks.
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Sanzo lay on top of a roof, the top half of his robes around his waist, his hand languidly fanning himself. And why was dear Sanzo- sama sunbathing on a rooftop with no sun block?
He was to be bait to lure the 'IT'.
And why wasn't it Goku or Hakkai or Gojyo who was up there? 1) He was the one the ' IT really wanted 2) He was too protective of Goku ever since their recent 'traumatising' separation. 3) Shien and Zeon absolutely refused the idea of Hakkai or Gojyo being the bait. (They had threatened Goku with Homura.)
So that settled it.
Suddenly, a blast of methane came Sanzo's way. Methane is produced when bacteria respire. Bacteria are present in places of low or NO hygiene. Therefore 'IT' was here. Or rather, 50 miles away, and viewable.
For the first time in his life, Genjo Sanzo choked. He choked in horror at the sight of 'IT', he choked at the horrible cloying stench. Oh, the poor soul..
Where were the others?!!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ( Shien and Zeon had gone back to their room to take care of Homura)
The remaining three of the Sanzo-Ikkou were hiding out in an alley near Sanzo's building to provide back- up in case Sanzo needed it.
" Ne Hakkai, is Sanzo safe with the hentai youkai?"
" Don't worry, he'll be fine Goku. Sanzo can take care of himself."
"Hn. That bou- EW!!! That damned thing is near! Can you SMELL it?!"
Goku was gagging into a drain.
" Waa Hakkai!!! This smell is worse than the one after you and Gojyo have shared a room!!" * Gags some more*
The two mentioned men froze at that. It was so quiet that you could have heard their breaths- had they been breathing.
" Eh? Did I say something wrong? Your room smells of sweat and. something else.."
" BAKASARU! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!" Gojyo managed to sputter out, flustered.
" But there IS a smell after you both share a room! There isn't any smell like that after I share a room with any of you! What do you do inside?" Goku questioned them with red dots on his cheeks and big round eyes.
" ....."
" .....Goku! 'IT's here!" Hakkai quickly spotted something to distract Goku. He was relieved to find a distraction from where the conversation was inevitably headed towards.
" We must air the room next time after *ahem* ne Hakkai?"
" Sou, sou."
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It was big, it was oily. Beads of slime glistened on its huge outline. Technically, it couldn't be called a youkai. It didn't have the normal shape, normal build, normal DNA structure a youkai had. So they christened it 'IT'
" Hello my little kitty. I've been waiting for you." IT breathed in what it thought was a seductive purr.
*Gag* " DIE!!!" Sanzo didn't say his usual speech before killing a lone youkai or anything. He was running out of fresh air.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Some more banging ensued. IT just laughed a disgusting cackle. " Your little toys wouldn't hurt me.. I'm not a youkai, darling.. Will you surrender and be mine?"
' Shit! No more bullets!' Sanzo thought wildly. ' What can I use now?!' He rummaged through his robes, hoping to find something, anything, while keeping a very careful eye on 'IT' which was moving closer every slimy second.
" Sanzo! Your new bullets!" Hakkai shouted from their 'hiding place'.
Poker-faced Sanzo merely grunted. But actually, he was thanking his stars for Hakkai.
He lugged out the chest and just grabbed a handful of white bullets, loading them into his gun.
" You just might die now."
Instead of the usual *BANG* *BANG*, it was a * SQUELCH* *SQUELCH*, coming from the gun.
" Nani?" Sanzo looked at his gun in disbelief.
" That's enough playing for today, dear, why don't you come to Papa now. Come 'ere swe-"
Miracle of miracles! The white squelchy bullets worked!!!
* Usual screams* * Usual 'NO,NO THIS CAN'T BE!!!' ending in horrible wails*
IT was disappearing. Those white bullets were... LIPASE BULLETS!!!! Lipase is an enzyme that digests fats into fatty acids and glycerol. Which means, 'IT' was being digested right before their very eyes.
" Sanzo! Shoot more to speed up the rate of reaction!" Hakkai yelled.
Trigger- happy monk gladly obliged.
Unfortunately, they caused a flood of fatty acids when 'IT' was fully broken down into simpler substances, inadvertently causing environmental pollution!!!!
" Hakuryuu! Transform!!" Hakkai shouted urgently.
Sanzo jumped down from his high perch and landed perfectly in the front seat.
" Hakkai! Drive faster!!!"
" Hai hai!!" Hakkai pressed the accelerator. Hakuryuu squealed.
They hightailed it out of town, leaving behind the now unappetizing town.
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THE ENDING SUCKED!!!! Should I do an epilogue?!!!!!! I FEEL SO CRAZY!!! HELP!!!! REVIEW!!!!
And sorry for the lipase and blah blah!
I just finished reading through my Biology textbook for the coming test, so I * somehow* got influenced.
SORRY!
Anyway, try to enjoy this ppl! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Sanzo lay on top of a roof, the top half of his robes around his waist, his hand languidly fanning himself. And why was dear Sanzo- sama sunbathing on a rooftop with no sun block?
He was to be bait to lure the 'IT'.
And why wasn't it Goku or Hakkai or Gojyo who was up there? 1) He was the one the ' IT really wanted 2) He was too protective of Goku ever since their recent 'traumatising' separation. 3) Shien and Zeon absolutely refused the idea of Hakkai or Gojyo being the bait. (They had threatened Goku with Homura.)
So that settled it.
Suddenly, a blast of methane came Sanzo's way. Methane is produced when bacteria respire. Bacteria are present in places of low or NO hygiene. Therefore 'IT' was here. Or rather, 50 miles away, and viewable.
For the first time in his life, Genjo Sanzo choked. He choked in horror at the sight of 'IT', he choked at the horrible cloying stench. Oh, the poor soul..
Where were the others?!!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ( Shien and Zeon had gone back to their room to take care of Homura)
The remaining three of the Sanzo-Ikkou were hiding out in an alley near Sanzo's building to provide back- up in case Sanzo needed it.
" Ne Hakkai, is Sanzo safe with the hentai youkai?"
" Don't worry, he'll be fine Goku. Sanzo can take care of himself."
"Hn. That bou- EW!!! That damned thing is near! Can you SMELL it?!"
Goku was gagging into a drain.
" Waa Hakkai!!! This smell is worse than the one after you and Gojyo have shared a room!!" * Gags some more*
The two mentioned men froze at that. It was so quiet that you could have heard their breaths- had they been breathing.
" Eh? Did I say something wrong? Your room smells of sweat and. something else.."
" BAKASARU! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!" Gojyo managed to sputter out, flustered.
" But there IS a smell after you both share a room! There isn't any smell like that after I share a room with any of you! What do you do inside?" Goku questioned them with red dots on his cheeks and big round eyes.
" ....."
" .....Goku! 'IT's here!" Hakkai quickly spotted something to distract Goku. He was relieved to find a distraction from where the conversation was inevitably headed towards.
" We must air the room next time after *ahem* ne Hakkai?"
" Sou, sou."
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It was big, it was oily. Beads of slime glistened on its huge outline. Technically, it couldn't be called a youkai. It didn't have the normal shape, normal build, normal DNA structure a youkai had. So they christened it 'IT'
" Hello my little kitty. I've been waiting for you." IT breathed in what it thought was a seductive purr.
*Gag* " DIE!!!" Sanzo didn't say his usual speech before killing a lone youkai or anything. He was running out of fresh air.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Some more banging ensued. IT just laughed a disgusting cackle. " Your little toys wouldn't hurt me.. I'm not a youkai, darling.. Will you surrender and be mine?"
' Shit! No more bullets!' Sanzo thought wildly. ' What can I use now?!' He rummaged through his robes, hoping to find something, anything, while keeping a very careful eye on 'IT' which was moving closer every slimy second.
" Sanzo! Your new bullets!" Hakkai shouted from their 'hiding place'.
Poker-faced Sanzo merely grunted. But actually, he was thanking his stars for Hakkai.
He lugged out the chest and just grabbed a handful of white bullets, loading them into his gun.
" You just might die now."
Instead of the usual *BANG* *BANG*, it was a * SQUELCH* *SQUELCH*, coming from the gun.
" Nani?" Sanzo looked at his gun in disbelief.
" That's enough playing for today, dear, why don't you come to Papa now. Come 'ere swe-"
Miracle of miracles! The white squelchy bullets worked!!!
* Usual screams* * Usual 'NO,NO THIS CAN'T BE!!!' ending in horrible wails*
IT was disappearing. Those white bullets were... LIPASE BULLETS!!!! Lipase is an enzyme that digests fats into fatty acids and glycerol. Which means, 'IT' was being digested right before their very eyes.
" Sanzo! Shoot more to speed up the rate of reaction!" Hakkai yelled.
Trigger- happy monk gladly obliged.
Unfortunately, they caused a flood of fatty acids when 'IT' was fully broken down into simpler substances, inadvertently causing environmental pollution!!!!
" Hakuryuu! Transform!!" Hakkai shouted urgently.
Sanzo jumped down from his high perch and landed perfectly in the front seat.
" Hakkai! Drive faster!!!"
" Hai hai!!" Hakkai pressed the accelerator. Hakuryuu squealed.
They hightailed it out of town, leaving behind the now unappetizing town.
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THE ENDING SUCKED!!!! Should I do an epilogue?!!!!!! I FEEL SO CRAZY!!! HELP!!!! REVIEW!!!!
And sorry for the lipase and blah blah!
I just finished reading through my Biology textbook for the coming test, so I * somehow* got influenced.
SORRY!