I'm baaaaack! Hehe...I hope you guys loved the first 3 chapters so
far...cuz if you loved those, then you'll really like this one...the Stick
is mentioned! LOL
Chapter Four
In the morning, Yike found himself laying on a sofa in the middle of Jessica's Outback Steakhouse. The smell of strawberries filled his nose. He looked around. The whole room was red. There was pictures of strawberries on the walls. Yike got up and walked towards the kitchen. He opened the door and found Jessica making chocolate-dipped strawberries. "Would you like some strawberries?" Jessica asked as Yike walked in. "Do you have anything else to eat?" "I have onions," Jessica said. "I'll have strawberries," he said quickly. Jessica took out some plates and told Yike to go set the table. Natalie was there, too. She helped Yike with the table. Jessica finished dipping her strawberries and put them on the table. "Mmmm! I love strawberries!" Jessica said. "We know!" Natalie said. "I like mints!" Natalie and Jessica both exchanged evil grins, and Jessica took out a box of mints. "Look what I have here, Yike. These are special mints. They're from...uh...New Zealand. Yeah...they came from New Zealand," Jessica said. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Yike cried, staring madly at the mints. "Look at him, he's obsessed!" Natalie said, trying not to laugh. "THEY'RE MINE! MY MINTS!" Yike screamed at them. He ran out of the room. They heard a door slam and more running footsteps. "He took the radioactive mints!" Jessica said. "Of course he did...he's obsessed with mints!" Natalie snapped. "Let's go see if he eats them!" They walked outside. Natalie soon spotted Yike. He was sitting on a boulder, like Gollum, and muttering things to himself. Be quiet, Natalie mouthed to Jessica. Okay, Jessica mouthed back. They listened in silence as Yike fought with himself. There were two Yikes: Nice Yike and Evil Yike. "It's mine! My own! My preciousss!" Nice Yike said. "Yesss, it is ours," Evil Yike said. "Maybe I should give it back to Jessica. I stole them, and it's wrong to steal," Nice Yike said. "What?! They're our mints! We can eat them!" Evil Yike screamed. "No, they aren't mine!" Nice Yike said. "Jessica's my friend!" "You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!" Evil Yike replied. "Not listening! Not listening!" Yike placed his hands over his ears. "You're a liar, and a thief!" Evil Yike said. "No." "Murderer!" "Go away," Nice Yike said. "I didn't mean to be an accomplice of murdering a donkey!" "Go away?! Ahahhaa!" Evil Yike mocked. "I hate you, I hate you!" " Where would you be without me? I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! I was the one who gave you mints!" Evil Yike yelled. "Not anymore!" "What did you say?" Evil Yike questioned. "I don't need mints anymore. I don't need you!" "What?!" "Leave now and never come back." "No!" Evil Yike said. "Leave now and never come back!" "Arrrgh!" "LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" Nice Yike blinked and stopped for a second. "I told him to go away! And away he goes Preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, Yike is free!" Natalie and Jessica exchanged confused looks. "I never knew he had split personalities," Jessica whispered. "Me neither," Natalie said. They walked back into the Outback Steakhouse. Jessica decided to say that the restaurant was closed for the day because Link was gone. "Now I can go out with Ganondorf!" Jessica cried. "Why would you want to go out with him? He's ugly!" Natalie said. "Well, we are in Hell, and I am the Queen of Hell, so I should go out with him because he's so evil!" "Whatever...I think I'll just stick to wanting to go out with Orlando Bloom," Natalie said.
The doorbell rang. Jessica went to answer the door. She opened it, and saw Yike. "Come inside," Jessica said. "I came here to give you this," Yike said as he sat down on the couch. He took out the box of radioactive mints. "I didn't mean to steal them." "Did he just give up a whole box of mints?!" Natalie asked in a shocked tone. "Uh, yeah, he did," Jessica said, stunned.. "What's bad about that? I can't go around stealing mints from the Queen of Hell!" "I guess so," Jessica said. Yike left, and Natalie and Jessica stared in amazement. "What are you going to do with those mints? They're radioactive!" Natalie said. "I dunno. I really dunno. Know anyone to give them to?" Jessica asked. "Yeah! I do! Let's give them to Sara! She's that peep that's obsessed with Aaron Carter!" Natalie and Jessica left the Outback Steakhouse. They took a taxi over to Sara's house. Jessica knocked on the door. "Hey Jessica! Have you come over to see my newest poster of Aaron?" Sara asked. "NO! I came here to give you these,"Jessica said as she took out the mints. "They're from New Zealand," Natalie included. "Cool!" Sara said. She snatched the box from Jessica. She opened the box and shoved all the mints into her mouth. "Mmmm!" she said. After swallowing them all, she dropped to the floor. "Is she dead?" Jessica asked. "No, she's unconscious I believe," Natalie said. At that moment, they noticed that Sara was growing a white bushy tail. Fur grew all over her, and her ears moved on top of her head and grew pointy. Her eyes became pinkish-red. Her hands and feet changed into paws. In a few minutes, Sara had transformed into a giant-five-foot-tall-albino- squirrel. "Ahahhaa!" she cried. And with that. She ran past them. Natalie and Jessica got back into the taxi. "Follow that giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel!" Natalie yelled to the driver. They raced toward Sara. They arrived just in time to see Sara attack Yike. "Give me your mints!" Sara screamed. "NOOO!" Yike yelled. They fought furiously. After a while, Sara managed to grab Yike's half_broken sword that could not be repaired because he was too cheap to do it. "My preciousss!" Yike screamed. "Ahahhaa!" Sara said. She put the sword in her mouth and climbed up the nearest tree. "My sword!" Yike said. "Yike, take a chill pill, it's just a half-broken sword for crying out loud! Here, take this stick," Natalie said. She took out a piece of wood that looked like it used to hold something on one end. She gave it to Yike. "Ahahhaa! I have the stick!" Yike said. "It's my preciousss!" "Whatever," Natalie said. "Yeah, whatever," Jessica said. "While we're out, let's go find Ganondorf!" "Okay, but only if we go find Orlando, too!" Natalie said. "Fine then," Jessica said. Yike rolled his eyes and followed his 2 friends. They told the taxi driver to drop them off at the premieres for The Two Towers, because Natalie knew that Orlando Bloom would be there, and Jessica found out that Ganondorf would be there, too. "LOOK JESSICA!!! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!!!" Natalie screamed when she saw him get out of the limo. She took out her five-foot long poster of Legolas and a pen. She ran out of the crowds and jumped over the barricades. "Orlando!!! Will you please autograph my poster? I'm your number one fan!!!" Natalie said. "Uh, sure," he said. He took the pen from her and signed the poster. "Thank you sooo much!!!" Natalie said. She gave him a big hug and ran back to Jessica. "I can't believe that you just hugged Orlando Bloom!" Jessica said. "Me neither!" Natalie said. "I got my poster signed!" "Let's go find Ganondorf!" "Okay." Jessica led the way. They walked past many psyched Elijah Wood fans. They ran into the theater. They walked past the isles until they came to the isle that was empty, except for one sinister figure siting in it, Ganondorf. "GANONDORF!!!" Jessica screamed. She ran up and threw herself on him. "You must rule Hell with me!" "Never!" Ganondorf said as he shoved her off him. "MINIONS!" Jessica yelled. Ten thousand strawberry minions and Sara the squirrel ran out of nowhere and started to sing Yike's "My International Network of Telemarketing for mints" (M.I.N.T.) Song. And Sara started to sing an Aaron Carter song. "No more! No more! I'll rule Hell with you! Just make them stop!" Ganondorf said. "Minions, go back to the fields! Sara, go wherever squirrels live!" Jessica said. "I will now introduce myself in a song!" Ganondorf said. A catwalk appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the room. Music and lights start and he started to sing: "I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave I'm too sexy for a sword Too sexy for a sword So sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for Heaven To sexy for Heaven New York and Devon. I'm too sexy for your fighting I'm too sexy for your fighting That's why I am freaky looking I'm an evil ruler if you know what I mean And I'll kill everything in a battle Yeah, in a battle In a battle I kill everything in a battle
I'm too sexy for your throne I'm too sexy for your throne Better give it to my clone I'm too sexy for my girlfriend I'm too sexy for my girlfriend Jessica, this is not meant to offend! I'm an evil ruler if you know what I mean And I'll kill everything in a battle Yeah, in a battle In a battle-" "Okay, that's a wrap!" Natalie said. "And I thought Yike was a bad signer....jeez!" "I heard that!" Yike yelled. "I think he's absolutely sexy!" Jessica said. "Right," Natalie said. "Come along Ganondorf, let us take a ride on the Millennium Falcon to my Outback Steakhouse, so you can rule Hell with me!" Jessica said. She whistled, and out of nowhere, the space ship, Millennium Falcon, came. Chewbacca was driving it. "To my Outback Steakhouse!" Jessica cried.
Chapter Four
In the morning, Yike found himself laying on a sofa in the middle of Jessica's Outback Steakhouse. The smell of strawberries filled his nose. He looked around. The whole room was red. There was pictures of strawberries on the walls. Yike got up and walked towards the kitchen. He opened the door and found Jessica making chocolate-dipped strawberries. "Would you like some strawberries?" Jessica asked as Yike walked in. "Do you have anything else to eat?" "I have onions," Jessica said. "I'll have strawberries," he said quickly. Jessica took out some plates and told Yike to go set the table. Natalie was there, too. She helped Yike with the table. Jessica finished dipping her strawberries and put them on the table. "Mmmm! I love strawberries!" Jessica said. "We know!" Natalie said. "I like mints!" Natalie and Jessica both exchanged evil grins, and Jessica took out a box of mints. "Look what I have here, Yike. These are special mints. They're from...uh...New Zealand. Yeah...they came from New Zealand," Jessica said. "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Yike cried, staring madly at the mints. "Look at him, he's obsessed!" Natalie said, trying not to laugh. "THEY'RE MINE! MY MINTS!" Yike screamed at them. He ran out of the room. They heard a door slam and more running footsteps. "He took the radioactive mints!" Jessica said. "Of course he did...he's obsessed with mints!" Natalie snapped. "Let's go see if he eats them!" They walked outside. Natalie soon spotted Yike. He was sitting on a boulder, like Gollum, and muttering things to himself. Be quiet, Natalie mouthed to Jessica. Okay, Jessica mouthed back. They listened in silence as Yike fought with himself. There were two Yikes: Nice Yike and Evil Yike. "It's mine! My own! My preciousss!" Nice Yike said. "Yesss, it is ours," Evil Yike said. "Maybe I should give it back to Jessica. I stole them, and it's wrong to steal," Nice Yike said. "What?! They're our mints! We can eat them!" Evil Yike screamed. "No, they aren't mine!" Nice Yike said. "Jessica's my friend!" "You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!" Evil Yike replied. "Not listening! Not listening!" Yike placed his hands over his ears. "You're a liar, and a thief!" Evil Yike said. "No." "Murderer!" "Go away," Nice Yike said. "I didn't mean to be an accomplice of murdering a donkey!" "Go away?! Ahahhaa!" Evil Yike mocked. "I hate you, I hate you!" " Where would you be without me? I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! I was the one who gave you mints!" Evil Yike yelled. "Not anymore!" "What did you say?" Evil Yike questioned. "I don't need mints anymore. I don't need you!" "What?!" "Leave now and never come back." "No!" Evil Yike said. "Leave now and never come back!" "Arrrgh!" "LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" Nice Yike blinked and stopped for a second. "I told him to go away! And away he goes Preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, Yike is free!" Natalie and Jessica exchanged confused looks. "I never knew he had split personalities," Jessica whispered. "Me neither," Natalie said. They walked back into the Outback Steakhouse. Jessica decided to say that the restaurant was closed for the day because Link was gone. "Now I can go out with Ganondorf!" Jessica cried. "Why would you want to go out with him? He's ugly!" Natalie said. "Well, we are in Hell, and I am the Queen of Hell, so I should go out with him because he's so evil!" "Whatever...I think I'll just stick to wanting to go out with Orlando Bloom," Natalie said.
The doorbell rang. Jessica went to answer the door. She opened it, and saw Yike. "Come inside," Jessica said. "I came here to give you this," Yike said as he sat down on the couch. He took out the box of radioactive mints. "I didn't mean to steal them." "Did he just give up a whole box of mints?!" Natalie asked in a shocked tone. "Uh, yeah, he did," Jessica said, stunned.. "What's bad about that? I can't go around stealing mints from the Queen of Hell!" "I guess so," Jessica said. Yike left, and Natalie and Jessica stared in amazement. "What are you going to do with those mints? They're radioactive!" Natalie said. "I dunno. I really dunno. Know anyone to give them to?" Jessica asked. "Yeah! I do! Let's give them to Sara! She's that peep that's obsessed with Aaron Carter!" Natalie and Jessica left the Outback Steakhouse. They took a taxi over to Sara's house. Jessica knocked on the door. "Hey Jessica! Have you come over to see my newest poster of Aaron?" Sara asked. "NO! I came here to give you these,"Jessica said as she took out the mints. "They're from New Zealand," Natalie included. "Cool!" Sara said. She snatched the box from Jessica. She opened the box and shoved all the mints into her mouth. "Mmmm!" she said. After swallowing them all, she dropped to the floor. "Is she dead?" Jessica asked. "No, she's unconscious I believe," Natalie said. At that moment, they noticed that Sara was growing a white bushy tail. Fur grew all over her, and her ears moved on top of her head and grew pointy. Her eyes became pinkish-red. Her hands and feet changed into paws. In a few minutes, Sara had transformed into a giant-five-foot-tall-albino- squirrel. "Ahahhaa!" she cried. And with that. She ran past them. Natalie and Jessica got back into the taxi. "Follow that giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel!" Natalie yelled to the driver. They raced toward Sara. They arrived just in time to see Sara attack Yike. "Give me your mints!" Sara screamed. "NOOO!" Yike yelled. They fought furiously. After a while, Sara managed to grab Yike's half_broken sword that could not be repaired because he was too cheap to do it. "My preciousss!" Yike screamed. "Ahahhaa!" Sara said. She put the sword in her mouth and climbed up the nearest tree. "My sword!" Yike said. "Yike, take a chill pill, it's just a half-broken sword for crying out loud! Here, take this stick," Natalie said. She took out a piece of wood that looked like it used to hold something on one end. She gave it to Yike. "Ahahhaa! I have the stick!" Yike said. "It's my preciousss!" "Whatever," Natalie said. "Yeah, whatever," Jessica said. "While we're out, let's go find Ganondorf!" "Okay, but only if we go find Orlando, too!" Natalie said. "Fine then," Jessica said. Yike rolled his eyes and followed his 2 friends. They told the taxi driver to drop them off at the premieres for The Two Towers, because Natalie knew that Orlando Bloom would be there, and Jessica found out that Ganondorf would be there, too. "LOOK JESSICA!!! IT'S ORLANDO BLOOM!!!" Natalie screamed when she saw him get out of the limo. She took out her five-foot long poster of Legolas and a pen. She ran out of the crowds and jumped over the barricades. "Orlando!!! Will you please autograph my poster? I'm your number one fan!!!" Natalie said. "Uh, sure," he said. He took the pen from her and signed the poster. "Thank you sooo much!!!" Natalie said. She gave him a big hug and ran back to Jessica. "I can't believe that you just hugged Orlando Bloom!" Jessica said. "Me neither!" Natalie said. "I got my poster signed!" "Let's go find Ganondorf!" "Okay." Jessica led the way. They walked past many psyched Elijah Wood fans. They ran into the theater. They walked past the isles until they came to the isle that was empty, except for one sinister figure siting in it, Ganondorf. "GANONDORF!!!" Jessica screamed. She ran up and threw herself on him. "You must rule Hell with me!" "Never!" Ganondorf said as he shoved her off him. "MINIONS!" Jessica yelled. Ten thousand strawberry minions and Sara the squirrel ran out of nowhere and started to sing Yike's "My International Network of Telemarketing for mints" (M.I.N.T.) Song. And Sara started to sing an Aaron Carter song. "No more! No more! I'll rule Hell with you! Just make them stop!" Ganondorf said. "Minions, go back to the fields! Sara, go wherever squirrels live!" Jessica said. "I will now introduce myself in a song!" Ganondorf said. A catwalk appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the room. Music and lights start and he started to sing: "I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave I'm too sexy for a sword Too sexy for a sword So sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for Heaven To sexy for Heaven New York and Devon. I'm too sexy for your fighting I'm too sexy for your fighting That's why I am freaky looking I'm an evil ruler if you know what I mean And I'll kill everything in a battle Yeah, in a battle In a battle I kill everything in a battle
I'm too sexy for your throne I'm too sexy for your throne Better give it to my clone I'm too sexy for my girlfriend I'm too sexy for my girlfriend Jessica, this is not meant to offend! I'm an evil ruler if you know what I mean And I'll kill everything in a battle Yeah, in a battle In a battle-" "Okay, that's a wrap!" Natalie said. "And I thought Yike was a bad signer....jeez!" "I heard that!" Yike yelled. "I think he's absolutely sexy!" Jessica said. "Right," Natalie said. "Come along Ganondorf, let us take a ride on the Millennium Falcon to my Outback Steakhouse, so you can rule Hell with me!" Jessica said. She whistled, and out of nowhere, the space ship, Millennium Falcon, came. Chewbacca was driving it. "To my Outback Steakhouse!" Jessica cried.