Hey everyone! Nat here. Jess and I get to sing our "Rulers of Hell and
Mirkwood" song in this chapter. Orlando Bloom is back in this chapter...and
he's going to be in all the next chapters that follow! Please review my
story! I need some feedback!
Chapter Five
Jessica, Ganondorf, Natalie were about to get on the Millennium Falcon when Orlando Bloom came running to Natalie. "Wait, I'm coming with you!" he cried. "Orlando?" Natalie questioned. "What are you doing here?" "I want to come with you!" Orlando said. "OKAY!" Natalie said...she was obviously insanely happy about this. "Hi, I'm Yike!" Yike said. "Doctors say I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that." "I'm Jessica, Queen of Hell/Damned, and this is Ganondorf, my assistant!" "Nice to meet you...I think," Orlando said. "Well, at least now she'll stop threatening us with her bow." said Jessica. "Yeah," said Yike. "I heard that! You do know that Orlando is highly skilled with a bow, right?" Natalie said. "Besides, I am a good archer! Anyways, let's go on the ship!" Everyone boards the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca takes them all to the Outback Steakhouse. As they landed and got out of the ship, Natalie and Jessica start to sing to the Y.M.C.A. tune, like Yike, except instead of M.I.N.T., it's R.O.H.A.M.: "Beat it! If you're some piece of trailer trash scum I said beat it Then you know where to come There's some peeps here called R.O.H.A.M. You-can-rule-a-place-now Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. You can rule Hell Or maybe Mirkwood When you come to Rivendell You will have never ruled a place that was so good! Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. Rule Mirkwood Or maybe Rivendell Any other place isn't as good And it won't certainly be as cool as Hell! So come to the R.O.H.A.M. Just go to the R.O.H.A.M..-," "My ears! They burn! They're burning! The horror! The horror! Natalie and Jessica singing!" "Isn't that Steven?" asked Jessica. "Yeah, it is! Waaazuuup!!!" Natalie said. "Oh, nothing much. My hearing will be scarred for life from Natalie and Jessica's horrible-" "Why you little! Don't you dare insult Natalie! Come on Ganondorf, help me beat this little freak up!" Orlando said. "Wait, I'll just stun him with my Elvish sword!" Natalie said, as she took it out and knocked Steven unconscious. "Want a mint?" Yike asked the limp form of Steven. "YIKE!" Natalie, Jessica, Orlando, and Ganondorf said. "What?!" "Why is he obsessed with mints?" Orlando asked. "Don't-"Natalie said as Yike started to sing his M.I.N.T. song. "- ask." "Eat it! If your breath smells like scum I said eat it Then you know where to come There's a thing here called M.I.N.T. You-can-get-a-mint-now Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. You can get a mint Or maybe a listerine When you first taste it Your breath will have never been so clean! Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. Eat a strong mint Or maybe a listerine Any other breath-mint Won't keep your breath as clean! So come to the M.I.N.T. Just go to the M.I.N.T.-," "My ears! They burn! They're burning! The horror! The horror! Yike singing!" Steven cried in his unconscious state. "What the...?" Jessica asked. "I didn't know that he could still complain about Yike's singing while he's unconscious!" Natalie said. "I guess so," Orlando said. "Wanna mint?" Yike asked Orlando. "Um..let me think...NO!" Orlando snapped. "Yike, seriously, no one wants your mints!" Natalie said. "Yeah, Yike. The only one that ever ate your mints was Sara!" Jessica said. All of a sudden, a huge giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel came running towards Yike. "MINTS!" it cried. "What is that?" Orlando asked. "This is Sara. She used to be a human until we gave her some radioactive mints. Then she turned into a giant-five-foot-tall-albino- squirrel," Jessica said. "Yeah, and she used to be one of Aaron Carter's number one fans," Natalie said. "I still am!" Sara said. "Okaaay," Orlando said. "Now give me your mints!" Sara yelled at Yike. "NEVER!" "Fine then! I want your erasers!" Sara said. "Erasers?" Ganondorf questioned. "Yes! Erasers!" Sara said. "I don't have any," Yike replied. "Neither do I," said Natalie. "I don't think any of us do," Jessica said. "I got an idea! Let's sing our Rulers Of Hell And Mirkwood song! Where are my minions?" Jessica's ten thousand strawberry minions came out of nowhere and started to sing with Jessica and Natalie. "Beat it! If you're some piece of trailer trash scum I said beat it Then you know where to come There's some peeps here called R.O.H.A.M. You-can-rule-a-place-now Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. You can rule Hell Or maybe Mirkwood When you come to Rivendell You will have never ruled a place that was so good! Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. Rule Mirkwood Or maybe Rivendell Any other place isn't as good And it won't certainly be as cool as Hell! So come to the R.O.H.A.M. Just go to the R.O.H.A.M..-," "No more!" Sara said. "Yeah!" Ganondorf said. "Want a mint?" Yike asked. Everyone turned around and yelled, "NO!" "Okay, I think we should go eat some onions and steak!" Jessica said. "Yeah!" Natalie said. "With mints!" Yike said. "NO!" Everyone said back.
Chapter Five
Jessica, Ganondorf, Natalie were about to get on the Millennium Falcon when Orlando Bloom came running to Natalie. "Wait, I'm coming with you!" he cried. "Orlando?" Natalie questioned. "What are you doing here?" "I want to come with you!" Orlando said. "OKAY!" Natalie said...she was obviously insanely happy about this. "Hi, I'm Yike!" Yike said. "Doctors say I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that." "I'm Jessica, Queen of Hell/Damned, and this is Ganondorf, my assistant!" "Nice to meet you...I think," Orlando said. "Well, at least now she'll stop threatening us with her bow." said Jessica. "Yeah," said Yike. "I heard that! You do know that Orlando is highly skilled with a bow, right?" Natalie said. "Besides, I am a good archer! Anyways, let's go on the ship!" Everyone boards the Millennium Falcon, and Chewbacca takes them all to the Outback Steakhouse. As they landed and got out of the ship, Natalie and Jessica start to sing to the Y.M.C.A. tune, like Yike, except instead of M.I.N.T., it's R.O.H.A.M.: "Beat it! If you're some piece of trailer trash scum I said beat it Then you know where to come There's some peeps here called R.O.H.A.M. You-can-rule-a-place-now Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. You can rule Hell Or maybe Mirkwood When you come to Rivendell You will have never ruled a place that was so good! Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. Rule Mirkwood Or maybe Rivendell Any other place isn't as good And it won't certainly be as cool as Hell! So come to the R.O.H.A.M. Just go to the R.O.H.A.M..-," "My ears! They burn! They're burning! The horror! The horror! Natalie and Jessica singing!" "Isn't that Steven?" asked Jessica. "Yeah, it is! Waaazuuup!!!" Natalie said. "Oh, nothing much. My hearing will be scarred for life from Natalie and Jessica's horrible-" "Why you little! Don't you dare insult Natalie! Come on Ganondorf, help me beat this little freak up!" Orlando said. "Wait, I'll just stun him with my Elvish sword!" Natalie said, as she took it out and knocked Steven unconscious. "Want a mint?" Yike asked the limp form of Steven. "YIKE!" Natalie, Jessica, Orlando, and Ganondorf said. "What?!" "Why is he obsessed with mints?" Orlando asked. "Don't-"Natalie said as Yike started to sing his M.I.N.T. song. "- ask." "Eat it! If your breath smells like scum I said eat it Then you know where to come There's a thing here called M.I.N.T. You-can-get-a-mint-now Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. You can get a mint Or maybe a listerine When you first taste it Your breath will have never been so clean! Just come to the M.I.N.T. Come to the M.I.N.T. Eat a strong mint Or maybe a listerine Any other breath-mint Won't keep your breath as clean! So come to the M.I.N.T. Just go to the M.I.N.T.-," "My ears! They burn! They're burning! The horror! The horror! Yike singing!" Steven cried in his unconscious state. "What the...?" Jessica asked. "I didn't know that he could still complain about Yike's singing while he's unconscious!" Natalie said. "I guess so," Orlando said. "Wanna mint?" Yike asked Orlando. "Um..let me think...NO!" Orlando snapped. "Yike, seriously, no one wants your mints!" Natalie said. "Yeah, Yike. The only one that ever ate your mints was Sara!" Jessica said. All of a sudden, a huge giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel came running towards Yike. "MINTS!" it cried. "What is that?" Orlando asked. "This is Sara. She used to be a human until we gave her some radioactive mints. Then she turned into a giant-five-foot-tall-albino- squirrel," Jessica said. "Yeah, and she used to be one of Aaron Carter's number one fans," Natalie said. "I still am!" Sara said. "Okaaay," Orlando said. "Now give me your mints!" Sara yelled at Yike. "NEVER!" "Fine then! I want your erasers!" Sara said. "Erasers?" Ganondorf questioned. "Yes! Erasers!" Sara said. "I don't have any," Yike replied. "Neither do I," said Natalie. "I don't think any of us do," Jessica said. "I got an idea! Let's sing our Rulers Of Hell And Mirkwood song! Where are my minions?" Jessica's ten thousand strawberry minions came out of nowhere and started to sing with Jessica and Natalie. "Beat it! If you're some piece of trailer trash scum I said beat it Then you know where to come There's some peeps here called R.O.H.A.M. You-can-rule-a-place-now Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. You can rule Hell Or maybe Mirkwood When you come to Rivendell You will have never ruled a place that was so good! Just come to the R.O.H.A.M. Come to the R.O.H.A.M. Rule Mirkwood Or maybe Rivendell Any other place isn't as good And it won't certainly be as cool as Hell! So come to the R.O.H.A.M. Just go to the R.O.H.A.M..-," "No more!" Sara said. "Yeah!" Ganondorf said. "Want a mint?" Yike asked. Everyone turned around and yelled, "NO!" "Okay, I think we should go eat some onions and steak!" Jessica said. "Yeah!" Natalie said. "With mints!" Yike said. "NO!" Everyone said back.