Nat here...I hope you guys think my fan fic is random enough ^_^ I'm trying
to make it as funny as possible...have fun reading chapter 6!
Chapter Six
Jessica had her strawberry minions cook the onions, the steak, and a salad for Orlando, while she, Natalie, Orlando, Ganondorf, and Yike talked. "Anyone wanna mint?" Yike said. "NO!" Everyone said. "I'll have your erasers!" Sara interjected. "What erasers?!" Orlando asked. "The ones in your backpacks!" "Uh...I don't have mine with me," said Natalie. "Me neither," said Orlando. "I have my mints and my stick!" Yike cried. "Jessica...?" Sara asked. "NEVER! You cannot have it!" Jessica yelled across the table. Sara moved quickly and silently towards Jessica's backpack. She leaped and grabbed it in her squirrel hands. She dug through the backpack and soon enough, found a square, pink eraser. "My Preciousss!" Jessica screamed. "It's mine!" Sara said. She took the eraser and started to chew on it. "Nooo!" Sara chewed the eraser up and soon, there was no eraser, only a pile of pink shavings. "My eraser!" "Ahahhaa!" Sara yelled, and then she ran out of the front door. "Okaaay...I'm going to pretend that I did not just witness a talking giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel steal, and eat your eraser," Natalie said. "Same here," Orlando said. "Yup," said Ganondorf. "Want a -," "NO!" Jessica said. "For crying out loud, Yike, no one wants your mints!" Natalie said. "Look you guys!" Jessica said. "The onions, steak, and salad have arrived!" Jessica's minions brought the food to the table, and then went back into the kitchen. "Let's eat!" Ganondorf said. "Yeah," said Jessica. They had just started to eat dinner, when all of a sudden, someone started to knock on the door. "I wonder who that could be," Jessica said as she went to answer it. She opened the door, and a skinny blonde girl came in. "Hey Jessica! I smell food! Can I raid your fridge?!" said the girl. "No, Chelsey, you cannot. Why did you come all the way over here?" "I smelled your food! I am hungry. Hmmm...I smell food! Can I stay for dinner?" "Uh...Natalie, Orlando, Yike, Ganondorf, one of you come here," Jessica said. Natalie came into the hallway with her Elvish sword in hand and a grin upon her face. "I get to use my sword! Yay!" Natalie said. "I presume you want me to knock her out unconscious?" "Yup." "Okay!" Natalie wielded her sword, and took the flat side and hit Chelsey on the side of the head with it. "Let's have Yike take her home. He's got to go anyways," Jessica said. "Okay, but as long as she has a mint!" Yike said. "Whatever," Natalie and Jessica said at the same time. "Chewbacca can give you a ride home, too, Yike," Jessica said. "Okay! I'll ask him if he wants a mint too! If he says no, I'll beat him up with my stick." "Uh...okay...whatever, Yike," Natalie said. Yike and Chewbacca took Chelsey into the Millennium Falcon and left. "Well, I better be going, Jess," Natalie said. "Orli, come on, I'm leaving." "Okay, see you Jessica!" Orlando said. "Bye Nat! Bye Orlando!" Jessica said. Natalie and Orlando headed home, while Jessica and Ganondorf gave the strawberry minions the dishes to wash. Jessica let Ganondorf sleep on the sofa, while she dreamed of more evil plots in her sleep.
Chapter Six
Jessica had her strawberry minions cook the onions, the steak, and a salad for Orlando, while she, Natalie, Orlando, Ganondorf, and Yike talked. "Anyone wanna mint?" Yike said. "NO!" Everyone said. "I'll have your erasers!" Sara interjected. "What erasers?!" Orlando asked. "The ones in your backpacks!" "Uh...I don't have mine with me," said Natalie. "Me neither," said Orlando. "I have my mints and my stick!" Yike cried. "Jessica...?" Sara asked. "NEVER! You cannot have it!" Jessica yelled across the table. Sara moved quickly and silently towards Jessica's backpack. She leaped and grabbed it in her squirrel hands. She dug through the backpack and soon enough, found a square, pink eraser. "My Preciousss!" Jessica screamed. "It's mine!" Sara said. She took the eraser and started to chew on it. "Nooo!" Sara chewed the eraser up and soon, there was no eraser, only a pile of pink shavings. "My eraser!" "Ahahhaa!" Sara yelled, and then she ran out of the front door. "Okaaay...I'm going to pretend that I did not just witness a talking giant-five-foot-tall-albino-squirrel steal, and eat your eraser," Natalie said. "Same here," Orlando said. "Yup," said Ganondorf. "Want a -," "NO!" Jessica said. "For crying out loud, Yike, no one wants your mints!" Natalie said. "Look you guys!" Jessica said. "The onions, steak, and salad have arrived!" Jessica's minions brought the food to the table, and then went back into the kitchen. "Let's eat!" Ganondorf said. "Yeah," said Jessica. They had just started to eat dinner, when all of a sudden, someone started to knock on the door. "I wonder who that could be," Jessica said as she went to answer it. She opened the door, and a skinny blonde girl came in. "Hey Jessica! I smell food! Can I raid your fridge?!" said the girl. "No, Chelsey, you cannot. Why did you come all the way over here?" "I smelled your food! I am hungry. Hmmm...I smell food! Can I stay for dinner?" "Uh...Natalie, Orlando, Yike, Ganondorf, one of you come here," Jessica said. Natalie came into the hallway with her Elvish sword in hand and a grin upon her face. "I get to use my sword! Yay!" Natalie said. "I presume you want me to knock her out unconscious?" "Yup." "Okay!" Natalie wielded her sword, and took the flat side and hit Chelsey on the side of the head with it. "Let's have Yike take her home. He's got to go anyways," Jessica said. "Okay, but as long as she has a mint!" Yike said. "Whatever," Natalie and Jessica said at the same time. "Chewbacca can give you a ride home, too, Yike," Jessica said. "Okay! I'll ask him if he wants a mint too! If he says no, I'll beat him up with my stick." "Uh...okay...whatever, Yike," Natalie said. Yike and Chewbacca took Chelsey into the Millennium Falcon and left. "Well, I better be going, Jess," Natalie said. "Orli, come on, I'm leaving." "Okay, see you Jessica!" Orlando said. "Bye Nat! Bye Orlando!" Jessica said. Natalie and Orlando headed home, while Jessica and Ganondorf gave the strawberry minions the dishes to wash. Jessica let Ganondorf sleep on the sofa, while she dreamed of more evil plots in her sleep.