This is Nat, and I'm back with chapter 8 of my random LOTR parody...we are
now leaving Hell and coming to Earth in the story's setting
Chapter Nine
Natalie looked confused. She didn't know where in Earth they were. She opened her mouth to ask Jessica, but Orlando had noticed Natalie's expression earlier. "We are in Wellington!" Orlando cried happily. "New Zealand?" Natalie asked. She grinned. "This is where WETA Workshop is!" "Yeah, it is. They still have hobbit feet and elf ears here, too," Orlando said. "WETA Workshop?" asked Chelsey. "Yeah, it's the place where they made the props and other stuff for the movies," Natalie said. "Ah," Chelsey said. "Grumph!" Yike said. "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "I think Yike woke up," Steven said. "Yeah, baby! He did!" Austin said. "Wha...where are we?" Yike asked. "We're in Wellington!" Natalie yelled happily. "Oh no! Let me guess, you want to go see the WETA Workshop so you can snag a pair of Elf ears?" Yike asked. "How'd you know?" Natalie asked. "I know all, but I do not tell all!" Yike said. "I don't even wanna know what that means," Jessica said. "Same here," Natalie said. They walked onto a sidewalk and past many stores. They came up to a building that said WETA Workshop on it. "LOOK YOU GUYS!!! IT'S WETA WORKSHOP!!!" Natalie screamed. "Natalie, sweetie, we know how happy you are, but can you lower your voice a bit?" Orlando asked. "Sure, Orli," Natalie smiled at him. "Jessica! Orlando Bloom just called me 'sweetie,' I can't believe he just did that!" "Same here...I guess he doesn't know how evil you can be," Jess said. "Oh shut up!" Natalie said. "Oh behave, Jessica!" Austin said. He winked at Jessica and then smiled with his ugly teeth. "Eeewwww!" Jessica said. "Hey! That's my girl!" Ganondorf said to Austin. "No one hits on my girl!" Austin slunk away quietly. "Really though, I can't believe that G-dorf just told Austin that I'm his girl...that's just plain freaky!" "Tell me about it!" Natalie said. They entered the building. Natalie was already looking at everything as if all the objects were priceless or sacred. Something on the wall caught her attention. There was a bow hanging on the wall. It was the bow that Orlando had used in the movie for Lord of the Rings. She was frozen in place. "Yeah, that was my bow," Orlando said. "I know," Natalie whispered. She walked towards the bow. She was only a few inches from it now. She lifted it off the wall and picked up one of the arrows out of the quiver. She strung it on the bow and let the arrow fly. It hit an Orc suit. It went in right between the eyes. "Dang, she has good aim!" Chelsey said. "I never thought she could do that," said Yike. "Same here," Jessica said. "I thought she was always bluffing." "I guess not," said Steven. Natalie was still looking at the bow in amazement. She then looked at Orlando. He knew what she was about to ask. "Yes, Natalie, you can have it." he said. Natalie put down the bow and ran to Orlando and threw her arms around him. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" she cried. She looked up at his gorgeous brown eyes. He was looking back, smiling. Before they knew what they were doing, they were kissing each other in front of the whole Fellowship. "Uh...Natalie...Orlando...we sort of have to destroy the One Stick you know," Jessica said. "Oh...yeah...right," Natalie blushed. "Let's go kick some squirrel butt!" She let go of Orlando and smiled at him again. Orlando smiled back. "Let's do it!" he said. "Natalie...don't forget your bow." "Oh...yeah...thanks for reminding me!" "You're welcome." "Oh behave you two!" Austin said. Natalie and Orlando both gave him evil glances and said, "Shut up!" They noticed that they had done it the same time, and both turned bright red. "Puh-lease!" said Steven. Natalie was about to go slap him when Orlando said, "Don't worry, Natalie. He's just jealous." "You're right," she said. They walked out of the building. "How are we going to go to Mount Everest if it's in Asia, and we're in New Zealand?" Chelsey asked. "We'll have to take an plane," Yike said. "Yeah," Orlando said. "I'll show you guys the way to the airport." "Okay," Natalie said. They got two taxis to take them to the Wellington airport. Natalie, Orlando, Jessica, and Ganondorf got in one taxi. Chelsey, Yike, Steven, Austin, and Frodo got into the other. Natalie and Orlando sat in the back of the taxi with Jessica. Ganondorf sat in the front because he was smelling strange, so no one wanted to sit by him, not even Jessica. "I love your English accent!" Natalie said. "It's so sexy!" "A lot of people tell me that," Orlando said. "You guys!" Jessica said. "What?" Natalie and Orlando asked. "Could you stop flirting with each other for a second?" "Fine then!" Natalie said. "If you don't wanna hear us talk, then we won't." "We'll just make out and gross you out, okay?" Orlando said. Jessica rolled her eyes. She looked up as if saying, Why me? They got to the airport. "We can take my personal plane!" Austin said. "Okay!" Everyone else said. Austin led them to the gate and they boarded his jet. "Welcome to my plane!" Austin said. "It's so cool!" Frodo said. "Yeah," said Steven. "So, who's going to drive this thing?" asked Jessica. "I have a pilot," replied Austin. "I'd just like to tell you all that Austin makes British people look bad, and not all British people act like him," said Orlando. "Well, I knew that," replied Natalie. "Yeah, same here," said Chelsey. "Everyone, strap on your seatbelts, and get ready, because we're leaving right now!" said the pilot. The whole Fellowship sat down in the seats and put on their seatbelts. Natalie took out a deck of cards. "Let's play B.S.!" Natalie said. "Okay," everyone said. "Anyone wanna mint?" Yike asked. "NO!" everyone else said.
Chapter Nine
Natalie looked confused. She didn't know where in Earth they were. She opened her mouth to ask Jessica, but Orlando had noticed Natalie's expression earlier. "We are in Wellington!" Orlando cried happily. "New Zealand?" Natalie asked. She grinned. "This is where WETA Workshop is!" "Yeah, it is. They still have hobbit feet and elf ears here, too," Orlando said. "WETA Workshop?" asked Chelsey. "Yeah, it's the place where they made the props and other stuff for the movies," Natalie said. "Ah," Chelsey said. "Grumph!" Yike said. "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "I think Yike woke up," Steven said. "Yeah, baby! He did!" Austin said. "Wha...where are we?" Yike asked. "We're in Wellington!" Natalie yelled happily. "Oh no! Let me guess, you want to go see the WETA Workshop so you can snag a pair of Elf ears?" Yike asked. "How'd you know?" Natalie asked. "I know all, but I do not tell all!" Yike said. "I don't even wanna know what that means," Jessica said. "Same here," Natalie said. They walked onto a sidewalk and past many stores. They came up to a building that said WETA Workshop on it. "LOOK YOU GUYS!!! IT'S WETA WORKSHOP!!!" Natalie screamed. "Natalie, sweetie, we know how happy you are, but can you lower your voice a bit?" Orlando asked. "Sure, Orli," Natalie smiled at him. "Jessica! Orlando Bloom just called me 'sweetie,' I can't believe he just did that!" "Same here...I guess he doesn't know how evil you can be," Jess said. "Oh shut up!" Natalie said. "Oh behave, Jessica!" Austin said. He winked at Jessica and then smiled with his ugly teeth. "Eeewwww!" Jessica said. "Hey! That's my girl!" Ganondorf said to Austin. "No one hits on my girl!" Austin slunk away quietly. "Really though, I can't believe that G-dorf just told Austin that I'm his girl...that's just plain freaky!" "Tell me about it!" Natalie said. They entered the building. Natalie was already looking at everything as if all the objects were priceless or sacred. Something on the wall caught her attention. There was a bow hanging on the wall. It was the bow that Orlando had used in the movie for Lord of the Rings. She was frozen in place. "Yeah, that was my bow," Orlando said. "I know," Natalie whispered. She walked towards the bow. She was only a few inches from it now. She lifted it off the wall and picked up one of the arrows out of the quiver. She strung it on the bow and let the arrow fly. It hit an Orc suit. It went in right between the eyes. "Dang, she has good aim!" Chelsey said. "I never thought she could do that," said Yike. "Same here," Jessica said. "I thought she was always bluffing." "I guess not," said Steven. Natalie was still looking at the bow in amazement. She then looked at Orlando. He knew what she was about to ask. "Yes, Natalie, you can have it." he said. Natalie put down the bow and ran to Orlando and threw her arms around him. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" she cried. She looked up at his gorgeous brown eyes. He was looking back, smiling. Before they knew what they were doing, they were kissing each other in front of the whole Fellowship. "Uh...Natalie...Orlando...we sort of have to destroy the One Stick you know," Jessica said. "Oh...yeah...right," Natalie blushed. "Let's go kick some squirrel butt!" She let go of Orlando and smiled at him again. Orlando smiled back. "Let's do it!" he said. "Natalie...don't forget your bow." "Oh...yeah...thanks for reminding me!" "You're welcome." "Oh behave you two!" Austin said. Natalie and Orlando both gave him evil glances and said, "Shut up!" They noticed that they had done it the same time, and both turned bright red. "Puh-lease!" said Steven. Natalie was about to go slap him when Orlando said, "Don't worry, Natalie. He's just jealous." "You're right," she said. They walked out of the building. "How are we going to go to Mount Everest if it's in Asia, and we're in New Zealand?" Chelsey asked. "We'll have to take an plane," Yike said. "Yeah," Orlando said. "I'll show you guys the way to the airport." "Okay," Natalie said. They got two taxis to take them to the Wellington airport. Natalie, Orlando, Jessica, and Ganondorf got in one taxi. Chelsey, Yike, Steven, Austin, and Frodo got into the other. Natalie and Orlando sat in the back of the taxi with Jessica. Ganondorf sat in the front because he was smelling strange, so no one wanted to sit by him, not even Jessica. "I love your English accent!" Natalie said. "It's so sexy!" "A lot of people tell me that," Orlando said. "You guys!" Jessica said. "What?" Natalie and Orlando asked. "Could you stop flirting with each other for a second?" "Fine then!" Natalie said. "If you don't wanna hear us talk, then we won't." "We'll just make out and gross you out, okay?" Orlando said. Jessica rolled her eyes. She looked up as if saying, Why me? They got to the airport. "We can take my personal plane!" Austin said. "Okay!" Everyone else said. Austin led them to the gate and they boarded his jet. "Welcome to my plane!" Austin said. "It's so cool!" Frodo said. "Yeah," said Steven. "So, who's going to drive this thing?" asked Jessica. "I have a pilot," replied Austin. "I'd just like to tell you all that Austin makes British people look bad, and not all British people act like him," said Orlando. "Well, I knew that," replied Natalie. "Yeah, same here," said Chelsey. "Everyone, strap on your seatbelts, and get ready, because we're leaving right now!" said the pilot. The whole Fellowship sat down in the seats and put on their seatbelts. Natalie took out a deck of cards. "Let's play B.S.!" Natalie said. "Okay," everyone said. "Anyone wanna mint?" Yike asked. "NO!" everyone else said.