Nat here. I'm back and everyone else in the Fellowship of the Stick are,
too. The plot thickens...^_^
Chapter 10
After two hours of playing B.S., everyone got bored. They started to play 21, but then after 25 more minutes of playing, they got bored with that, too. Almost all of the Fellowship was falling asleep. The rest were listening to Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" CD. "I can't take it anymore! It's too quiet!" Natalie said. "Yeah," said Jessica. "I got an idea!" Orlando said. He grinned at Natalie. "Let's play 'spin-the-bottle!'" "Okay!" Ganondorf said. He winked at Jessica. "Groovy!" Austin said as he tried to hold Chelsey's hand. "Eeewwww! Stop it you pervert!" Chelsey screamed. "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "That's just mentally disturbing!" "Really though!" Jessica said. Everyone sat in a circle on the floor. Frodo already had an empty coke bottle, so he put it in the middle of the circle. "Who wants to spin it first?" asked Orlando. "I will!" Natalie said. She picked up the bottle and spun it. It twirled and took a while to slow down. It stopped at Orlando. She was so happy it didn't land on Austin. She scooted next to Orlando. She looked up into his eyes for the second time, and kissed him in front of the Fellowship for the second time. "My turn!" said Austin. He flashed his hideous grin at Jessica. "Grrr...why you little!" Ganondorf growled. Austin took the bottle and spun it. It twirled in a few circles and started to slow down. It came to a halt right in front of Chelsey. "Ahhh!" "Come here!" Austin said. "No!" Chelsey cried. Austin got up and grabbed Chelsey's arm. She kicked him and ran behind Steven. "Please help me, Steven!" she said. "You shall not pass!" Steven said to Austin. "Huh? All I wanna do is kiss the chick!" "You shall not pass!" Steven said. He shook his umbrella in front of Austin's face. "Fine then!" Austin said. He went and sat back down. "Thank you so much!" Chelsey said. She hugged Steven and kissed him on the lips. After realizing what she just did, she blushed and sat down. Ganondorf took the bottle and spun it. It slowed down and stopped at Jessica. "Oh Ganondorf, I thought you'd never kiss me!" Jessica said. "Uh..." Ganondorf said. "I mean, I know how you feel about me. I'm sure you know about how I feel about you!" she said. "Uh..." "I LOVE YOU!" Jessica said. She kissed Ganondorf and smiled happily. "I never knew the Queen of Hell could actually like someone," Natalie said. "Same thing about the evil dude," said Yike. "Hey!" Jessica said. "I heard that, and so did Ganny!" "Ganny?" Natalie asked. "Yes, Ganny!" Jessica said. "Okaaay...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness Jessica make out with the most ugliest dude I have ever seen in my whole life," Natalie said. "You're just jealous!" "Jealous of what? Your Ganny?! HELL NO! I've got Orli!" Natalie said. "And I have Steven!" Chelsey said. "And I have my mints!" Yike cried. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" everyone yelled at Yike. "What?" "Jess...?" "Yes, Natalie, you can stun him," Jessica said. "Yay!" Natalie said. She wielded her Elvish sword and hit Yike on the side of the head with the flat side as usual. "That's better," she said. They sat in silence for a few more hours. The pilot came on the intercom, and they landed on an island off of Thailand. "There's an old Dr. Evil hideout near here. It'll be a faster way to Mount Everest," Austin said. "We should fly to Nepal!" Steven said. "No, I wanna go through the old mines!" "Let the Stick bearer decide!" Steven said. "We will go through the mines!" Yike said. Steven smiled grimly at Yike. He knew about the dangerous creature that inhabited the abandoned mines. They walked off the plane. They went into the dense jungle. The Fellowship soon came up to a old sign. It was made of wood and built on a fence. The two doors opened when they got into one of the old rusty cars. The words painted on the cars were to illegible to interpret. The gate's paint had fallen off. As they went passed the doors, a huge booming voice said: "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "Jurassic Park? No way!" Jessica said. "Uh..." Ganondorf said. They got out of the cars and looked up at the electric fence that supposedly held the tyrannosaurus rex. It was broken. The animals were on the loose. "Uh oh," said Chelsey. "Well that doesn't look good," said Frodo. "Into the mines!" yelled Steven. They ran towards the Jurassic Park entrance building. A velociraptor chased them. Natalie took out her Mirkwood bow. She strung an arrow and let it fly. It hit the raptor in the chest. The raptor stopped, surprised, it had never been attacked by an arrow before. Natalie was quick enough to string another arrow and shoot the raptor while it was still in shock. This time, the arrow went right through the heart. The raptor fell to the ground twitching. Natalie picked her arrows out of the dead raptor and put them back in her quiver. "Jessica...get out your flamethrower. I have a feeling we're being watched," Natalie said. "Orlando, they taught you how to fight with swords, right?" "Yeah," he replied. "Here, use my Elvish sword. It is a very deadly weapon in the hands of its beholder-." "Rrrrroooaaarr!" A raptor jumped right in front of Jessica and Natalie. Jessica started to torch it, while Natalie shot 2 arrows into its head. Orlando slit its throat with the sword. The raptor cried in alarm and fell. "Watch out!" yelled Yike Another 3 raptors came running up to the Fellowship. Orlando wielded the sword. Natalie strung an arrow and shot it into one of the raptor's neck. Jessica started to torch the nearest raptor. Orlando swung his sword and cut off the raptor's left arm. The raptor cried out in surprise. Orlando hit the raptor in the stomach with the sword and left a big gash. Blood was dripping off his blade. After killing the 3 raptors, the Fellowship ran into the building after Natalie had retrieved all her arrows. They walked past dusty, broken computers and vine covered chairs. Austin led them to a door that said To Mines on it. The Fellowship followed him and they soon found themselves in a dark tunnel. "It's so dark," said Natalie. "Can we get something, like a piece of wood, so we can burn it and use it as a torch?" Jessica asked. "We can use the Stick!" Frodo said. "NO! The Stick won't burn anyways. It'll just have Elvish writing show up on it," said Steven. "What does it say?" asked Orlando. "It translates from the Dark Squirrel tongue to: One Stick to rule them all. One Stick to find them. One Stick to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." "Oh," said Orlando. "I have a flashlight!" Steven said. He gave it to Austin. The others followed him farther into the dark tunnel.
Chapter 10
After two hours of playing B.S., everyone got bored. They started to play 21, but then after 25 more minutes of playing, they got bored with that, too. Almost all of the Fellowship was falling asleep. The rest were listening to Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" CD. "I can't take it anymore! It's too quiet!" Natalie said. "Yeah," said Jessica. "I got an idea!" Orlando said. He grinned at Natalie. "Let's play 'spin-the-bottle!'" "Okay!" Ganondorf said. He winked at Jessica. "Groovy!" Austin said as he tried to hold Chelsey's hand. "Eeewwww! Stop it you pervert!" Chelsey screamed. "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "That's just mentally disturbing!" "Really though!" Jessica said. Everyone sat in a circle on the floor. Frodo already had an empty coke bottle, so he put it in the middle of the circle. "Who wants to spin it first?" asked Orlando. "I will!" Natalie said. She picked up the bottle and spun it. It twirled and took a while to slow down. It stopped at Orlando. She was so happy it didn't land on Austin. She scooted next to Orlando. She looked up into his eyes for the second time, and kissed him in front of the Fellowship for the second time. "My turn!" said Austin. He flashed his hideous grin at Jessica. "Grrr...why you little!" Ganondorf growled. Austin took the bottle and spun it. It twirled in a few circles and started to slow down. It came to a halt right in front of Chelsey. "Ahhh!" "Come here!" Austin said. "No!" Chelsey cried. Austin got up and grabbed Chelsey's arm. She kicked him and ran behind Steven. "Please help me, Steven!" she said. "You shall not pass!" Steven said to Austin. "Huh? All I wanna do is kiss the chick!" "You shall not pass!" Steven said. He shook his umbrella in front of Austin's face. "Fine then!" Austin said. He went and sat back down. "Thank you so much!" Chelsey said. She hugged Steven and kissed him on the lips. After realizing what she just did, she blushed and sat down. Ganondorf took the bottle and spun it. It slowed down and stopped at Jessica. "Oh Ganondorf, I thought you'd never kiss me!" Jessica said. "Uh..." Ganondorf said. "I mean, I know how you feel about me. I'm sure you know about how I feel about you!" she said. "Uh..." "I LOVE YOU!" Jessica said. She kissed Ganondorf and smiled happily. "I never knew the Queen of Hell could actually like someone," Natalie said. "Same thing about the evil dude," said Yike. "Hey!" Jessica said. "I heard that, and so did Ganny!" "Ganny?" Natalie asked. "Yes, Ganny!" Jessica said. "Okaaay...I'm going to pretend that I just did not witness Jessica make out with the most ugliest dude I have ever seen in my whole life," Natalie said. "You're just jealous!" "Jealous of what? Your Ganny?! HELL NO! I've got Orli!" Natalie said. "And I have Steven!" Chelsey said. "And I have my mints!" Yike cried. "SHUT THE HELL UP!" everyone yelled at Yike. "What?" "Jess...?" "Yes, Natalie, you can stun him," Jessica said. "Yay!" Natalie said. She wielded her Elvish sword and hit Yike on the side of the head with the flat side as usual. "That's better," she said. They sat in silence for a few more hours. The pilot came on the intercom, and they landed on an island off of Thailand. "There's an old Dr. Evil hideout near here. It'll be a faster way to Mount Everest," Austin said. "We should fly to Nepal!" Steven said. "No, I wanna go through the old mines!" "Let the Stick bearer decide!" Steven said. "We will go through the mines!" Yike said. Steven smiled grimly at Yike. He knew about the dangerous creature that inhabited the abandoned mines. They walked off the plane. They went into the dense jungle. The Fellowship soon came up to a old sign. It was made of wood and built on a fence. The two doors opened when they got into one of the old rusty cars. The words painted on the cars were to illegible to interpret. The gate's paint had fallen off. As they went passed the doors, a huge booming voice said: "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" "What the Hell?" Natalie asked. "Jurassic Park? No way!" Jessica said. "Uh..." Ganondorf said. They got out of the cars and looked up at the electric fence that supposedly held the tyrannosaurus rex. It was broken. The animals were on the loose. "Uh oh," said Chelsey. "Well that doesn't look good," said Frodo. "Into the mines!" yelled Steven. They ran towards the Jurassic Park entrance building. A velociraptor chased them. Natalie took out her Mirkwood bow. She strung an arrow and let it fly. It hit the raptor in the chest. The raptor stopped, surprised, it had never been attacked by an arrow before. Natalie was quick enough to string another arrow and shoot the raptor while it was still in shock. This time, the arrow went right through the heart. The raptor fell to the ground twitching. Natalie picked her arrows out of the dead raptor and put them back in her quiver. "Jessica...get out your flamethrower. I have a feeling we're being watched," Natalie said. "Orlando, they taught you how to fight with swords, right?" "Yeah," he replied. "Here, use my Elvish sword. It is a very deadly weapon in the hands of its beholder-." "Rrrrroooaaarr!" A raptor jumped right in front of Jessica and Natalie. Jessica started to torch it, while Natalie shot 2 arrows into its head. Orlando slit its throat with the sword. The raptor cried in alarm and fell. "Watch out!" yelled Yike Another 3 raptors came running up to the Fellowship. Orlando wielded the sword. Natalie strung an arrow and shot it into one of the raptor's neck. Jessica started to torch the nearest raptor. Orlando swung his sword and cut off the raptor's left arm. The raptor cried out in surprise. Orlando hit the raptor in the stomach with the sword and left a big gash. Blood was dripping off his blade. After killing the 3 raptors, the Fellowship ran into the building after Natalie had retrieved all her arrows. They walked past dusty, broken computers and vine covered chairs. Austin led them to a door that said To Mines on it. The Fellowship followed him and they soon found themselves in a dark tunnel. "It's so dark," said Natalie. "Can we get something, like a piece of wood, so we can burn it and use it as a torch?" Jessica asked. "We can use the Stick!" Frodo said. "NO! The Stick won't burn anyways. It'll just have Elvish writing show up on it," said Steven. "What does it say?" asked Orlando. "It translates from the Dark Squirrel tongue to: One Stick to rule them all. One Stick to find them. One Stick to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." "Oh," said Orlando. "I have a flashlight!" Steven said. He gave it to Austin. The others followed him farther into the dark tunnel.