.hack//MODERATOR
This is the story of A-20, a player who eventually got to become a moderator for an unofficial message board centered on The World. These are the stories of the threads she has closed during her tenure.
Topic: what to do at school???
Mr. Mort
Hi i've got a problem with bullies at school. They always pick on me, and I dont no what 2 do. help plz. Cuz if they keep doing this i migt kill myself
Fissure
Just ignore them. They're not worth thinking about.
LossOfWord
What the hell do these guys do to you anyway?
Mr. Mort
Their always callng me gay. im not gay!!!!! :(
LossOfWord
That's it? Goddamn, you're a fucking fruit. Grow a pair of balls and tell them to suck your dick.
A-20
LOSSOFWORD!!!!! You're mean. ~_~ why do you have to curse. Mr. Mort don't feel bad. Theres alot to live for like friends family and I dunno. Life is special! ^_^
Mr. Mort
thanks. still what shuld I do...theyre all black and stuff to does that help???
Fissure
They're black?! Why the hell didn't you say so?! This is what you should do:
You: What's up bitches?!
Them: What? We're gonna fuck you up punk!
You: WAIT! *you pull out fried chicken and Kool-Aid*
Them: Damn dawg good shit lookin out for a brutha.
...you dumbass.
LossOfWord
LOL.
CHIAPET2
LOL!!! Make sure that shit's Church's Chicken too.
Pimp69
Church's? That shit is weak compared to POPEYE'S.
LossOfWord
The hell? Popeye's is alright...but it can't beat my grandma's homemade shit.
Pimp69
Yeah, your grandma makes way too good fried chicken. She's a freak too. She stuck it up her cooch in bed.
CHIAPET2
Damn!
LossOfWorld
Hey pimp, my grandma says good shit w/ the chicken and to tell you your mom left her underwear under her bed.
Pimp69
Yeah...oh yeah, Popeye's owns all that shit.
Fissure
Obviously LOW's grandma is black since she likes fried chicken too right?
redwrais
Hell naw, I'm Azn and fried chicken is the shit. Its universal. Its like a smile, everyone in the world understands fried chicken...it unites the world together like in that old coke commercial.
Mr. Mort
thats it your all making fun of me!!! im gonna kill myself right now!!!!!!111
redwrais
Bitch, stick a biscuit up your ass. Gonna need it when those demons'll dry hump you in hell.
A-20
Um...@_@ ~_~ now hes dead. Im sorry Mr. Mort. Now im gonna close the thread in your honor. see you in heaven! ^_^
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