Authors note: Ok I know there are other kindergarten goes WWE fics but this one has a plot! (Shock horror, gasp) You will see the plot begin to unfold this chapter! Oh and by the way, HHH is evil as is Undertaker and Kane and their lackeys. This is the timetable for this school. Lesson, Lesson, Recess, Lesson, Lesson, Lunch, Lesson, and Lesson.

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Period 3 (Gym)

Mr Hogan: (blows whistle) Ok! Twenty laps around the gym NOW!

(Everyone starts running; Y2J and Rock deliberately trip Shane.)

Shane: Wahhhhhhh!

Mr Hogan: Shane! Drop and gimme 20!

Shane: er, 20 what sir?

Mr Hogan: Push-ups Maggot! (Blows whistle)

(Fire bell rings)

Mr. Hogan: Everyone outside ON THE DOUBLE!!!

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Outside.

(A bunch of second graders are pushing around Booker T)

Rock: Hey!

HHH: Oh No it's the pebble. I'm in trouble now.

(Other 2nd graders snigger)

Y2J: Leave him alone!

HHH: or you'll what? Tell?

(Other 2nd graders snigger)

Hurricane: I'll save you Citizen Booker!

(2nd graders fall over laughing. Booker takes this opportunity to escape.)

Rock: We're tougher than we look. We could take you on!

HHH: Oh Yeah?

(HHH punches Rock. Rock falls over backwards.)

HHH: hahahahahaha you're pathetic!

Undertaker: see you later losers!

All: Hahahahahaha

Rock: This is war!

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Matt: Hi

Lita: Dean Dumped me Waaaaaaaaaah!

Matt: Don't worry.

Lita: you're nice.

Matt: (blushes) gee thanks.

HHH: aw how cute!

Dean: Hello baby!

Lita: waaaaaaaaah!

HHH: (grabs her) aw she's so cute!

Matt: ( punches him.) Get off of her!

HHH: Little git!

Matt and Lita: Help!!!

Rock: Hey!

Y2J: We'll show you this time!

HHH: ooh we're scared!

(Bell rings)

HHH: We'll get you later.

Rock: This is War!!!

Author: Yay! A real plot. The playground war!