Authors note: I am very upset to have received a flame for my last chapter! I write fanfictions for you all to enjoy and if I get many more flames I will discontinue this fic. (The offending flamer didn't sign in but wrote his or her name as Eternal dragon, everyone flame Eternal dragon he flamed my big brother fic as well!) You may recognise the group SPLAT, gold star for anyone who can tell me where it comes from!

On the climbing frame

Rock: Welcome to the first official meeting of SPLAT

Jeff: What's 'splat'

Y2J: Society for the Protection of our Lives Against Them.

Jeff's: who's 'them'

Rock: the second graders.

(Nervous muttering)

Y2J: Something has to be done!

Rock: Meet back here at lunch.

(Everyone walks off talking about the 'war')

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Period 4 (Art)

(There is a new teacher, Mr Foley.)

Mr. Foley: Hello class!

Mr Socko: Hello Class!

(Everyone stares)

Mr Foley: Today we will all make our own Mr. Sockos

(Everyone continues to stare.)

Mr Foley: (Starts handing out socks.) If you have any problems ask Mr. Snow.

Mr Snow: (Manic grin) Let's go head cheese!

(Everyone stares so hard their eyes hurt.)

Mr Foley: And all of you stop staring!

10 mins later

Matt: Jeff, why does your Socko have Purple hair!

Jeff: It's Mr. Jeffo!

Matt: (Groans) Jeff!

Lita: Hi.Matt

Matt: (goes red) Hi

Lita: Do you want to eat lunch together?

Matt: Ok

Jeff: Ha Ha Matty got a GIRLFRIEND!

Matt: Your point?

Jeff: When does anything I say have a point?

Matt: Good point. Wait a minute! That was a good point!

Jeff: (Gasps) Oh My God!

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Lunch

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Splat Meeting.

Rock: Ok!

Y2J: Order!

(everyone shuts up and looks at him)

Y2J: Now, Rock and I have come up with a plan to get rid of the Second Graders.

Rock: (Holds up water balloon) Everyone carry one of these.

(Hands them around)

Rock: Now let's find them Second Graders!



Author: A Little short but I'm writing this at school in the library and the bell just rang please review!