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This is the story of A-20, a player who eventually got to become a moderator for an unofficial message board centered on The World. These are the stories of the threads she has closed during her tenure.

Topic: Aromatic Grass? WTF?

Sword Slay

Seriously, what the hell? I mean, they could've just dropped the pretense and called it "ganja."

redwrais

Yeah. Ever hook a grunty up with cannabis?

Fissure

^I'd like to. Then they'd morph into Willie Nelson.

Sword Slay

Heh. At least we know of one more game company down with the reefer.

PhazonSuit

One more? What's the other one?

Sword Slay

Nintendo dammit. What with Mario's magic mushroom addiction to Link's constant abuse of acid (don't tell me those damn fairies AREN'T acid tattoos), it doesn't take a genius to know what's going down.

Time-19

Square-Enix too. Remember when they made Final Fantasy VIII? Worse game ever.

Fissure

The hell? First of all, the company was called Square, and Square only, when they made Final Fantasy VIII. Secondly, how the hell is that the worst game ever? I mean damn, people have been hating on this game since 1998, and you're STILL all bitching. Dammit, it's been almost two decades of hate.

Time-19

Junction sux. The GFs suck and the stories gay too. Dumb fag, I bet you suck dick right with FF8.

Fissure

Bitch, what's your member address? I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you for shit like that. Dumbass.

Crono887

You know who else was on aromatic grass? Fuckin' George Lucas, Star Wars ep 1-3 sucked so hard.

Fissure

Ladies and gentlemen, there goes ANOTHER piece of ancient flame bait. I was busy defending both the prequel trilogy AND FFVIII two decades ago, and I'm still doing it. Damn, you people make me sick.

Time-19

Want my member address? Ask your mom, I left it with my phone number.

PhazonSuit

...that she took from you, because she's THAT pimp, and then when you asked to sleep with her, she karate kicked you in the jaw. Stupid ass.

A-20

Oh my God you guys keep fighting. ~_~ Its so depressing. Thread closed!!! _ Stop it. I dont wanna hav eto do this again

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