Smackdown : 28-03-2002.
Philadelphia.
Valerie could barely believe it,her last Smackdown was taking place.For Valerie,no memorable things had really happened on Smackdown but it was still strange.
She frowned as she watched Brock Lesnar interfere in DDP's match against Booker-T.What was that guy up to?.And why me?.Next up was Kurt Angle,who babbled on and on about Stephanie being like a blossoming flower,who brought joy and happiness to millions of people everyday.
Valerie snorted and turned away from the monitor.There were better ways of spending her time then by listening to Kurt,one of those things being paying her boyfriend a visit.She walked out of her dressingroom and to the Hardy Boy Lockerroom.She knocked on the door and waited.No answer.She knocked again and this time the door opened.
Matt stood in the doorway,looking at Valerie.There were lipstick smears on his face,his hair was disheveled and his clothes were a mess.Valerie chuckled at the sight and asked:
"I apologize for the interruption but do you know where Jeff is?"
"Lita,do you know where Jeff is?" Matt asked Lita.
"He was hungry,so he went to the canteen" Lita's voice called from inside.
"Okay thanks,have fun" Valerie said,chuckling.
Matt smirked and closed the door.Valerie smiled as she headed for the canteen.She frowned as she ran into Kurt Angle.
"Kurt" Valerie said.
"Hey Val,how you doing?" Kurt said cheerfully.
"I'm fine,I see you're keeping yourself busy" Valerie said.
"What do you mean?" Kurt asked,confused.
"That little speech you held in the ring about Stephanie" Valerie explained.
"Oh that,did you like it?" Kurt asked.
"Well sure,despite it not being true" Valerie remarked.
"What do you mean not true?.Everything I said was true" Kurt said.
"Come on Kurt,blossoming flower?.Conniving bitch is more like it"
"Stephanie is a wonderful woman and it's a damn shame she's gone" Kurt argued.
"No it's not,I'm glad Triple H made her leave,the federation's better for it" Valerie said.
"This is exactly why you and I started fighting in the first place" Kurt said getting in Valerie's face "You have disgraceful opinions about some of the most hardworking people there are and I don't like it Valerie,I don't like it one bit.As for Triple H,I will beat him tonight,1,2,3.Oh it's true,it's damn true"
Kurt walked off and left Valerie standing in the hallway.She shrugged and continued on her way,running into Jeff,who was just leaving the canteen,in the hallway.
"Hey babe" Jeff said.
Valerie smiled as Jeff wrapped his arms around her and kissed her on the lips.Valerie chuckled into his mouth, he tasted like skittles.Valerie deepened the kiss and murmured something in his mouth.Jeff broke the kiss with a smile.
"What was that,beautiful?" he asked.
"I said: I was looking for you" Valerie repeated.
"Yeah?" Jeff asked,kissing Valerie's jawline and neck.
Valerie sighed happily as Jeff continued pecking her lovingly.
"I went by your dressingroom only to find Matt and Lita there,in the middle of something if you know what I mean" Valerie said.
Jeff scrunched up his face and Valerie giggled.
"What's the matter Jeff?.You don't like the idea of being in the middle of something?" Valerie asked huskily.
"Oh I love the idea of being in the middle of something with you" Jeff said,looking at Valerie adoringly "but the thought of my brother being in the middle of something..."
Valerie giggled and kissed Jeff on the lips.Jeff chuckled and kissed Valerie back.They decided they would spend the last Smackdown show together.They strolled through the hallway and on their way they passed the APA office where Faarooq,Bradshaw,Torrie,Spike,Godfather,Hurricane,Val,Ivory,Jacqueline,Funaki,Booker-T and Tajiri were partying.
"Hey,my Texan sister" Jacqueline called to Valerie.
Valerie smiled broadly.
"Hey Jackie" Valerie said.
"Come on hun,join us" Jacqueline said.
"Oh I don't know..." Valerie started.
"Yeah Valerie,join us" Bradshaw said.
Valerie scowled at him and Jacqueline frowned.
"Never mind the big Texan over here,he's had a little too much beer" Jacqueline said.
"I've barely had any" Bradshaw argued.
Jacqueline ignored Bradshaw and said:
"Join us,let's play some cards"
Valerie looked at Jeff,who was smiling,and said:
"Alright I guess"
Valerie sat down at the table next to Torrie and Torrie smiled.
"Hi Valerie" Torrie said.
"Hey Torrie" Valerie said.
"I feel I must warn you sweetheart,it's strip poker" Bradshaw said,grinning.
"She knows and you may keep your 'sweetheart' remarks to yourself" Jeff said,sitting down next to Valerie.
"Well damn boy,I only meant to warn her" Bradshaw said,putting his hands up in surrender.
Jacqueline,Bradshaw,Faarooq,Tajiri and Valerie played poker and by the end of the evening,Valerie was the only one with her clothes left on,besides the people who weren't playing.Valerie was drinking alot of beer and she was getting very drunk.Jeff whispered into Valerie's ear and she nodded.
"I've had enough" Valerie said,throwing her cards onto the table.
"Thank god" Torrie said,who was down to her underwear.
Valerie got up,very nearly falling over and she smirked when she saw Bradshaw scowling at her.
"Buck up Bradshaw,you can't win 'm all" Valerie slurred,mockingly.
Jeff chuckled as they both walked away.Valerie was very wobbly and she wasn't seeing things quite as clearly anymore.They walked into her dressingroom and retrieved her things after which they went to pick up Jeff's. Once they had all their gear with them,they walked back into the hall.Jeff was supporting her so she wouldn't fall but at one point he briefly let go of her,she walked ahead of Jeff and walked straight into someone.
She fell down on her butt and started giggling uncontrollably.Kane threw Jeff a questioning look and Jeff made a drinking gesture.Kane nodded in understanding and chuckled.He gently grabbed Valerie's arm and pulled her up.
"I'm a little wobbly" Valerie giggled.
"You mean you're drunk" Kane stated,holding Valerie up by her arm.
"I am not drunk,I am...half seas over" Valerie slurred,immediately bursting into a fit of giggles.
"If you're father would see you like this..." Kane said,chuckling.
"Sssshhh" Valerie said,spraying spit on both her uncle and boyfriend "my father doesn't have to know"
Valerie started giggling again,she squealed when Jeff swept her into his arms and Kane shook his head.
"Take good care of her Hardy" Kane said.
"I will" Jeff said.
"Byeeee,uncle Kane" Valerie called.
Valerie started singing as Jeff carried her out of the building.Jeff laughed at her Texan accented,half slurring singing as he carried her to his car.He put her in the backseat of the car where she almost immediately fell asleep.Jeff smiled as he listened to her slight snoring.He shook his head and started the car.She was alot of fun when she was drunk but she'd be hell in the morning.
A/N : Please read and review,I need reviews everybody.