Summer Days


This takes place the summer Donna and Kelso went to California.
Hyde and Jackie are fooling around, and Eric and Fez have no life.
Come and see how the gangs "boring" summer went.

Eric is behind the couch cleaning his records, Hyde is on his usual chair, and Jackie is sitting on the couch reading a magazine.
Fez comes running in from the side door.

FEZ: Oh my god! Oh my god!
They are giving out free candy!

ERIC: What are you talking about?
FEZ: There is no time for explanation. It's free candy!! Who's coming with me?

Hyde: Forman, you go with the foreigner.
ERIC: But I don't even want...
HYDE: Go.
ERIC: But…
HYDE: GO!

Eric follows the excited Fez out of the basement.

JACKIE: Finally, alone!
HYDE: Yea.
Hyde moves to the couch to start the make out session.

JACKIE: You know what would be really cool?
HYDE: If you'd stop talking?
JACKIE: No. We could go to my Jacuzzi!
HYDE: You have a Jacuzzi?
JACKIE: Of course, and no one's home, so... what do you think?
HYDE: Oh baby.
He kissed her and went to his room to get his stuff.
JACKIE: So I'll meet you there okay?
HYDE: Yea, yea.

Eric and Fez are outside The Hub, which is crowded with kids jumping up and down.
Fez is looking around, wondering which candy to choose.

FEZ: Ooo, there fudge too!
ERIC (looking depressed): Ahhh, Donna liked fudge.
FEZ: And lollipops! This is like heaven. All we need now is hot ladies.
ERIC: Donna was hot.
FEZ: Eric, if you're gonna be candy shopping with me, then you have to stop whining about DONNA!
ERIC: Okay, cool down Fez.
FEZ: Oh I'm sorry. I'll get you some chocolate, and then we all will be happy.

Back at the Formans house
Hyde has packed some things and is going out from the kitchen slide door when Kitty comes in and says:

Oh Steven I'm glad you're here.

HYDE (looking annoyed): Why?
KITTY: Well I have some old stuff that I need from the attic. Red isn't here and god knows where Eric is. I need a strong arm, so would you mind?
HYDE: No, of course not.

Hyde follows Kitty to the attic.

Meanwhile, Jackie is waiting and preparing back at her house.

The phone rings.
Jackie picks it up and without even thinking says: Steven?

DONNA: No, it's me Donna.
JACKIE: Donna! Hi!

DONNA: Why did you think I was Hyde?
JACKIE: Oh nothing. He's been bugging me all day. So how's California?

DONNA: Oh it's fine. I saw my mom today, so that was fun.
JACKIE: Yea, yea, yea did you see any celebrities?

DONNA: Umm no. So how's Eric?
JACKIE: Well he's been moping around, and looking pale as always. How's that jerk doing down there?

DONNA: Oh you know, same old same old. I gotta go now but umm, could you tell Eric I umm... nothing. Just tell everyone I'm alright, okay?

JACKIE: Yea, sure Donna. Okay bye.

She puts the phone down.

Where the hell is Steven?!

Next scene:

HYDE: Mrs. Forman, why would you need a crowbar?
KITTY: Oh that, well…um you're not going anywhere are you?

HYDE: Umm...why would you ask that?
KITTY: Well hahahaha...I...okay you promise not to tell Red?

HYDE: Yeeeah?
KITTY: Well I took the corvette…and let's just say I had a little accident with the car that damaged it, just a little bit.

HYDE: WOW! Red is going to be so pissed! Ahem, I mean Mr. Forman is going to be very angry.
KITTY: He loves that car so much, it's like the son he never had.

HYDE: Mrs. Forman, he does have...yea you're right (looking understanding).
They go out to the driveway.

Eric and Fez come into the kitchen from the living room door with several boxes in their hands. Eric has a twinkie in his hand.

ERIC: Fez these candies taste weird.
FEZ: How dear you speak of candy that way! (Takes a bite of his candy) Good god, they taste like feet!

FEZ: (looking in one of the boxes) Can fudge sweat?
ERI: Fez, I think these are old. Why else would they be for free.

FEZ: Sweet mother of god, I can't believe I am saying this but we have to throw away the candy.
ERIC: Or we could just give em away to the juniors.
FEZ: Ooo that sounds like fun.

Next scene:

HYDE: Well I think we're finally finished.
KITTY: Oh thank you so much Steven. The car looks like it was never touched.

Jackie comes in to the driveway.
KITTY: Well I'm going in to make some lemonade.
JACKIE: Steven! We were supposed to meet four hours ago! Where the hell were you?
HYDE: Sorry but Mrs. Forman needed my help.
JACKIE: You know we do have something called A TELEPHONE.

Eric and Fez walk in.

ERIC: Hey what are you guys talking about?
JACKIE: About how lame your haircut is.

ERIC: Yea sure.
(Turns to Fez) I got it cut last week!

Next scene:

Red walks in to the driveway.
Kitty comes out to see him.

KITTY: Well hi my hubby bubby! Hahahaha

Red suddenly looks at the car, then at Kitty, then at the car again.
RED: Kitty! What did you do with the Corvette?!

KITTY: Um…
RED: It looks great!

KITTY: Oh, well of course it does! Hahahaha. I made it all clean and nice, just for you.

(Red puts his arm around Kitty)
RED: You're one great gal Kitty.

TAG:

The kids are drinking lemonade.
JACKIE: Oh yea something happened today, but I can't remember what.
(Looks at Eric) I think it had something to do with you. But nothing new ever happens with you, so that can't be it.

ERIC: Hey! I got rotten candy today!
(Jackie looks at him like he's a freak)
ERIC: Yea you're right.
JACKIE: Well it was probably nothing important anyway.

THE END