You Don't Want MY Opinion

Interview #1: Scott Summers aka Cyclops

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Author's Note: This is just and idea that popped into my head ever since the first episode. I just decided to type this up today. I'm sure some one else has done it, but read on anyway.

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Many people are very angry at the portrayal of their favorite X-Men characters in X-Men Evolution. I've decided to conduct an interview with various characters of the show to find out their opinions on the characterization, and their opinion about the show in general. My first victim- er- interviewee is Scott Summers aka Cyclops. *points to the title of the chapter*

Freeverse: So, uh, Scott, many people are angry at your Evo character because you are... how can I put this? Quite an ass?

Cyclops: Well, honestly, I really am. I'm really only a jerk to my enemies, or new teammates with criminal pasts. And although I'm Mr. Morale, I liked the Evo version of myself.

Freeverse: And why is this?

Cyclops: Frankly? I have gorgeous women fawning all over me! Rogue has this secret crush on me, Kitty thinks I'm cute, and Jean's friend Taryn is really into me. I've really never gotten that much attention in the comics. Usually they only stick to the romance between Jean and I.

Freeverse: Speaking of Jean, are you upset that you two hooked up in the third season? Isn't that a little late?

Cyclops: Yes. I mean, come on, the love of my life is so obsessed with this asshole named Duncan that she won't turn her head in my direction. Then again, I was the dumb one who was too afraid to talk to her. I'm just glad we're together, though.

Freeverse: Many people would have liked to see a relationship develop between you and Rogue. What do you think of that?

Cyclops: It would've been cool in the comics. She was always really hot, even if no one could touch her. In Evo... well, let's just let her make-up do the talking. She could be Marlynn Manson incarnate if he ever died!

Freeverse: So that' a no?

Cyclops: No.

Freeverse: What about Taryn? She really seemed to like you.

Cyclops: It was fun for a while. Jean was incredibly jealous, and that felt good. Then again, Taryn was restraining order material. She was clingy and annoying. I'm glad she hasn't hit on me since she found out about us being mutants.

Freeverse: Still on the romance subject here. Who, besides Jean of course, on the show would you like to date?

Cyclops: Hmm... that's a tough one. I think Amara though, because she's nice and really cute. ...Uh, you're not going to show this to Jean are you?

Freeverse: Next question: You and Lance. What's up with that?

Cyclops: We're considered "leaders" in our teams, and so I guess we hate each other for that. It's not my fault that he's just a jerk.

Freeverse: Don't you want to do something bad on the show? Even Jean has a streak of badness in her. Dark Phoenix? Don't you just want to rebel?

Cyclops: Being the first member of the team, I have to set an example. Then again, I think I'd look quite sexy in tight black leather and a motorcycle. Being a badass would add sex appeal, don't you think?

Freeverse: Uh- thanks for the interview... I have to go find Jean now!

Cyclops: No problem!

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