You Don't Want MY Opinion

Interview #2: Jean Grey aka ...Jean Grey

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Author's Note: I realize that I'm exaggerating on some parts. That's mostly because I hate Jean and Scott. Of course, the humor to this fic is pointing out how similar the Evolution and real X-Men really are.

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Many people are very angry at the portrayal of their favorite X-Men characters in X-Men Evolution. I've decided to conduct an interview with various characters of the show to find out their opinions on the characterization, and their opinion about the show in general. My second victim- er- interviewee is Jean Grey. *points to the title of the chapter*

Freeverse: So, Jean...

Jean: I know what you're thinking! I really-

Freeverse: Can I at least say it for the readers?

Jean: Fine!

Freeverse: People hate you. A lot. Why?

Jean: It's not my fault that the Evo version of myself is a bitch and a snot. She's more like that evil slut Madelynn than the real me! I'm not like that! Honestly.

Freeverse: But you do admit that some of your true self shines through.

Jean: Well, I'm super powerful in both the show and comics. That wall thing with Mystique? Only I could do that. But I'm seriously not a snob. I'm nice and freakishly understanding... and perfect in every way- but I don't rub it in people's faces!

Freeverse: Uh-huh. Anyway... how do you feel about being the star athlete and student of Bayville High?

Jean: It's nice. I was always a good student when I was a kid. Of course, I wasn't quite as athletic as my Evolution counterpart is. But I'm not complaining.

Freeverse: You and Rogue don't get along. How do you feel about that?

Jean: I hate it! In the comics we got along just fine. Then, some idiot had to make her a goth! Everything went to crap after that. I can't even say hi to her without getting a death glare. Evo Jean is just trying to take her under her wing!

Freeverse: Rogue is a pretty independent girl. Maybe she doesn't want your help?

Jean: But why wouldn't she? I give the best advice!

Freeverse: Moving on. What about the other teammates? How do you feel about them?

Jean: Kurt is a riot. I obviously like Scott. Rogue is... well... an acquired taste, I suppose. Evo Kitty is just annoying. No offense to the real Kitty or anything... Wow, this is getting confusing. What with me talking about the different versions of these people.

Freeverse: Sorry. Two words: Scott. You. What gives?

Jean: Scott? He's nice. He's moral and strong and... *sigh*. Way better than that Duncan jerk the writers made me hook up with! *pause* Did he say anything about me?

Freeverse: *hands over Scott's interview*

Jean: *smiles... smile fades... raises eyebrow... eye brow arches higher... glares* He said that? He'd rather be a pimp than my boyfriend? Well, then I guess he'll have to date one of them! *screams into the hallway* You hear that, Scott? We're through! I'm going back with Duncan! And maybe if you made the first move we would've been together a lot sooner!

Scott: *appearing* It's not my fault Duncan came up to you every time I tried to say something!

Jean: And what about Taryn interfering?

Scott: It wasn't my fault! She's your friend!

Jean: So?

Scott: Look I'm sorry, but did you even finish reading the interview?

Jean: I don't need to! I already know how you feel, you jerk!

Scott: *walks over, rips the paper from her hand, and points to the writing at the bottom*

Jean: *reads it silently and a smile spreads on her face* Oooh Scott! That's the sweetest thing I've ever read! I forgive you!

*She drops the paper and they begin to kiss*

Freeverse: *gags* ...Uhhh... I'll be looking for Nightcrawler if you need me... *runs off feeling violated and scarred for life*

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Ummm... need I say it? Nightcrawler next! That will be hard... Kitty coming up, too, followed by Rogue and more X-men and BoM members.