You Don't Want MY Opinion

Interview #3: Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler

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Author's Note: I realize that I'm exaggerating on some parts. That's mostly because I hate Jean and Scott. Of course, the humor to this fic is pointing out how similar the Evolution and real X-Men really are. Sorry if the chapter is a bit OOC. I wasn't a big fan of most of the comics Nightcrawler was in.

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Many people are very angry at the portrayal of their favorite X-Men characters in X-Men Evolution. I've decided to conduct an interview with various characters of the show to find out their opinions on the characterization, and their opinion about the show in general. My third victim- er- interviewee is Nightcrawler. *points to the title of the chapter*

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Freeverse: Hi, Kurt.

Nightcrawler: Guten Tag, Fräulein. Wie machen Sie?

Freeverse: *blushes* You flirt.

Nightcrawler: Ah, it's only a simple question. Vell?

Freeverse: I'm doing pretty good, and yourself?

Nightcrawler: Sehr gut.

Freeverse: That's great and everything, but that's not the reason why I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to interview you, remember?

Nightcrawler: Oh ja, about Evolution Nightcrawler?

Freeverse: Mmm-hmm...

Nightcrawler: Well, I really can't complain. Like many of ze other X-Men, I vas never in ze situation ze vriters put me in. They've remained true to my personality as far as I'm concerned, although my faith is a bit lacking.

Freeverse: Well, you're younger than you were in the comics.

Nightcrawler: Ja, true. Overall, though, I'm happy viff ze Evo version of myself. I act like I do in ze comics, albeit a little more of a prankster. It's like I vas filling in for Bobby. Plus, I'm a popular character. A lot of viewers like me. I even have my very own action figure!

Freeverse: I wasn't going to ask the dreaded Kitty question... but I can't help it!*pause* How do you feel about you and Evo Kitty.

Nightcrawler: Ze totally changed her for ze worst, but ve're still good friends just as ve are in ze comics. But, I love Amanda. Kitty and I are only friends.

Freeverse: Would you like to change that?

Nightcrawler: Perhaps... Kitty is very beautiful and smart and... a good friend.

Freeverse: That's fair enough. What about Evo Amanda?

Nightcrawler: She really doesn't look as beautiful as my Amanda, but I am glad ze writers scripted her in ze show.

Freeverse: And your mother? How do you feel about her?

Nightcrawler: Mystique and I vere never close, and I was a little angry at her for abandoning me. However, I believe everyone deserves a second chance. If God vas villing, I vould like to talk to her and really get a chance to forgive her. In Evo, it's almost ze same thing. Although, the writers vanted to make it seem like Mystique didn't really throw me in a river to save herself. Which isn't true. She did it so she could escape. I really vish in Evo ve could've had a better relationship. Even if it vouldn't be true to ze comics, it would be interesting to see.

Freeverse: And you foster sister?

Nightcrawler: Evo Rogue scares me, but beneath all zat make-up and goth clothing, she's still ze sweet girl I've grown to love as my own sister. And, of course, she's still as sassy as ever- viff a bit more of an attitude and sarcasm.

Freeverse: How do you feel about your other Evo teammates?

Nightcrawler: As I said, Evo Kitty and I are very good friends. Evan and I got along before he left. He vas a good guy. Scott is the same old straight-laced guy, but ve get along. I just vish he'd take a joke every once and a while! Jean is beautiful, popular, and kind as usual. Tabitha is vild and crazy like she is in ze comics, but thank Our Gracious Lord she doesn't start as much civil strife as she did in ze books. Storm is too motherly for my taste, and Evo Forge is too young. It's a little weird to compare them. All ze other new recruits are fine.

Freeverse: Well, I better wrap this up. Thanks for your time, Kurt!

Nightcrawler: It vas my pleasure. *Bamfs out*

Freeverse: *skips off to interview Kitty.*

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Kitty's next! DUH! Rogue is next, followed by villians and some new recruits! Please review!!!