You Don't Want MY Opinion

Interview #4: Katherine "Kitty" Pryde aka Shadowcat

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Author's Note: I realize that I'm exaggerating on some parts. Of course, the humor to this fic is pointing out how similar the Evolution and real X-Men really are. Get ready for mucho Evo-Kitty bashing from the one and only TRUE Kitty Pryde!

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Many people are very angry at the portrayal of their favorite X-Men characters in X-Men Evolution. I've decided to conduct an interview with various characters of the show to find out their opinions on the characterization, and their opinion about the show in general. My fourth victim- er- interviewee is Shadowcat. *points to the title of the chapter*

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Freeverse: Hi, Kitty! It was a good thing I caught you! Weren't you just about to do some computer programming?

Shadowcat: Mmmm hmmm, and you know how I get when I'm on a computer. Why? You need something?

Freeverse: Yeah, I just wanted to interview you on the much dreaded Evolution counterpart of your Marvel character.

Shadowcat: Jeesh! It's about time someone asked me! I have too many things to say about that Valley girl they're trying to pass off as me! We don't even really look alike!

Freeverse: Amen to that. You have brown eyes and that's that.

Shadowcat: Yeah, why do they always want to change that? Marvel even gave me hazel eyes from time to time.

Freeverse: Well, I guess that's Marvel for you. Can't make up their own minds! But seriously, besides the obvious clashes in appearance, what else don't you like about your Evolution self?

Shadowcat: First of all, they try to make me a genius, but it's kind of hard to have at least half a brain when your vocabulary consists of "like" and "totally!" Plus, all Evo Kitty really does is try to be popular, which makes her the biggest dork alive! Oy! No wonder those cheerleaders shoved her in a locker!

Freeverse: You know, I've actually started to see similarities between you and Evo Kitty.

Shadowcat: I am a computer genius, not a ditzy loser!

Freeverse: *winces* I guess you and Evo Kitty aren't getting along?

Shadowcat: You have to ask?

Freeverse: Uh- no. Well... umm... is there anything you like about your character?

Shadowcat: Well, I did kind of like the idea of Lance and I dating. It's a pleasant change from the Piotr and Pete love triangle Marvel trapped me in. Not to mention the fact that everyone treats me like the baby of the X-Men. Luckily, Evo Multiple's the baby now.

Freeverse: Speaking of Multiple... is there any romance on the horizons between you two?

Shadowcat: No way! Only if Evo Kitty got really desperate. Jamie's... what? Twelve or thirteen. That's kind of gross.

Freeverse: Okay, okay. So no on the Multiple. What about Evo Kurt?

Shadowcat: Why does every fan want to see me and Kurt together? Kurt is a sweet guy and everything, but we're only good friends. I would definitely not want to ruin the great friendship that we have now by dating him. Besides, he and Amanda are meant for each other. She's pretty much the only non-mutant who isn't freaked out by his appearance. It's good for his self-esteem, but he also gets the chance to experience love of what counts- what's on the inside.

Freeverse: Wow, Kitty. That was really sweet. No wonder why you two are such good friends! Well, anyway, on the topic of potential relationships: What about you and Evo Colossus?

Shadowcat: I'm not really sure if the writers are going to capitalize on our past relationship in the comics. Since Piotr doesn't really have a big part like Lance does on the show, they might just leave it be for now.

Freeverse: How would you feel if Evo you and Evo Colossus hook up?

Shadowcat: Don't get me wrong, Piotr is a sweet boy, but... we've just had too many complications in the past. Ever since I went out with Pete... and now he's considered dead... [A/N: Is he still dead, or did they bring him back?] It would just bring back painful memories.

Freeverse: Okay, so if you could pick one Evo guy to date, which one would it be?

Shadowcat: Hmm... Evo Kitty would probably want to date Scott, but I really would like to date Gambit.

Freeverse: *shocked* And why is that?

Shadowcat: Well... he's really charming and really, really hot!

Freeverse: I agree.

*dreamy sighs from both*

Shadowcat: Anything else?

Freeverse: How do you feel about your roommate, Evo Rogue?

Shadowcat: As much as I'd like for Rogue to beat Evo Kitty into a bloody pulp, Evolution's version of Rogue scares me. I think she scares pretty much everyone in the mansion. She just so... different from her real self. It's kind of creepy. I think Rogue's pissed at her Evolution character more than anyone here.

Freeverse: I can't blame her. Which reminds me... do you know where I can find Rogue?

Shadowcat: Umm, last time I saw her she was up on the roof top brooding.

Freeverse: Thanks, Kitty!

Shadowcat: Hey, no problem! *phases through the wall and into the danger room*

Freeverse: *takes the stairs up to the top floor* Off to find Rogue...

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Rogue's interview will be a little different... girl4chat86 I've considered your request and it will be done. Sit tight, fans! I will have hers up in a jiffy! *gags* Did I just say jiffy? ANYWAY... review!!!!