I made up this Spoof during my study hall when I was supposed to be doing math homework. I hope that for all of my hard work and trouble I got myself into you enjoy it. I will most likely make it longer but this is enough for now, I think.

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The tune to it is to Grandma Got ran Over by a Reindeer and it deals with Lord of the Flies as I am sure that you are well aware.

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Oh, Piggy got ran over by a boulder

Flying down the hillside at high speed.

Piggy is as flat as a pancake.

Isn't it a shame? Who is to blame?

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Now with our poor Piggy there's the Conch shell,

And it's fate was much the same.

Over the cliff both went,

splatting in sharp rocks,

It's quite insane.

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And at this time dear Ralph, he went crazy.

He felt like knocking off someone.

When crude language didn't help him,

he took up his stick and tried for Jack.

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Oh, Piggy got ran over by a boulder,

running down a steep hill at top speed

Poor piggy, he resembles a large pancake.

Isn't it a pity? Whose to blame?

NOT ME!

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This song is for all of you who hated Lord of the Flies, and for people like me who did like it but still enjoy picking on it. Just like everything else.