Giles looked at his book blankly. What was this rubbish? 'How to get out of
a Watcher's house if you were stuck and had no clue why spell.' He snapped
the book closed. Where was he? Who was he?
Giles walked downstairs to see a teenage boy sitting on the couch.
"So, Giles find that spell?" Oz asked.
"What spell, who are you? Is my name really Giles. Where am I?" Giles asked.
"Oh no." Oz said shortly. "You don't know who I am?"
"No am I supposed to?"
"WATCHER! CAN YOU PLEASE UNCUFF ME?" Spike shouted.
"There's a man handcuffed in your house are you sick? And he called you 'watcher' what exactly do you watch?" Giles asked.
"This is gonna be fun." Oz said sarcastically.
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Buffy finally got out of class. 'I'm free. Yah! Until tomorrow when I have to back.' Buffy sighed and ran into a tall broody object. Buffy fell to the ground because of the sudden impact.
"Ow." Buffy was helped up to come face-to-face with the person she never wanted to again not be rude but she would NEVER be with this guy. He was her type but she was totally over him. He was so annoying and an ass.
"Hey Buffy." Parker said. "Sorry about that." He helped her up.
"Get the hell away from me." Buffy quickly walked towards her dorm.
"Wait, I was thinkin that maybe you and I could go to the movies tomorrow night."
**NO WAY IN HELL** "Let me think no!"
"Oh, okay then how about coffee?" Parker gave her the 'puppy-eyes'.
"Hey Buffy." Xander walked up to Buffy. "Hey Buff, wana go catch lunch and hi there I'm Xander."
"Sure Xander. Parker there is no way in hell I'm going anywhere with you, ever!" **Thank-you to my savor.**
"Is he your boyfriend?" Parker asked before they could walk away.
"What?-" Xander began.
"No but I do have a boyfriend so sorry." Buffy grabbed Xander's hand and walked away quickly.
"Who's your boyfriend?" Xander whispered.
"Just keep walking Xand."
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
"So, he doesn't know anything?" Spike asked again. Oz nodded and looked at Giles who was throwing a stake up in the air and catching it again.
"I'm going to make you some more blood." Oz left the bathroom and started to make some more blood for the cuffed vampire. Never hearing a word of their conversation.
"For what?" Giles looked disgusted. "If I wasn't so smart I'd say that he was a bloody vampire."
"Nothing gets by you watcher." Spike raised his thumb in Giles' direction.
"So why are you hand-cuffed exactly?"
Spike smiled to himself. Then looked panicked (as an act). "Oh good, somebody with brains. That madman killed my sister and mother in front of me. He knocked you unconscious and chained to this tub."
"I'll call the police."
"No, he cut the phone lines. Get the key and I'll run to the police."
"I don't I? I'll run straight out the door."
"He'll be expecting that. Besides he has a gun." Spike snapped his fingers as if an idea just came to him. "You get the key and I'll climb through the window."
"Right, wait if he kidnapped me then he would have chained me up."
"He's a murderer and all you're worried about is if he didn't chain you up! Bloody hell man where is your sense of compassion?" 'Oh this is just to easy.'
"Right." Giles returned in less than 30 seconds flat. He unlocked the handcuffs.
"Don't worry mate I'll be back." 'In a 100 years.' Spike saluted Giles and ran out the window.
"What a brave young man." Giles said quietly to himself.
Oz walked through the door. "Oh shit."
Giles walked up to him and threw a punch into his nose, "You killed his mum and sister! Then tied him up to the tub, you're sick. YOU BLOODY MURDERER." Giles threw another punch his way but failed because Oz kicked Giles' feet from under him knocking him into the tub.
Oz quickly handcuffed him to the tub.
"YOU'RE SICK YOU BLOODY MURDERER! HOW COU-" Oz shoved a towel into Giles' mouth to keep the neighbors from calling the police.
Giles looked thoroughly pissed off. He struggled and made loud noises but couldn't get out of the tub.
Oz ran into the living room. He found Buffy's dorm number. He just hoped Willow wouldn't answer.
Ring-RING
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Ring-RING
Buffy picked up the phone. Her and Willow were in the middle of their 'girl talk'.
"Hello?"
"Buffy it's me Oz, don't hang up and don't tell Willow I'm on the phone. Something's happened I can't leave Giles' house, Giles doesn't know what's going on, and Spike's escaped."
"Spike escaped? Shit!"
"YEAH!"
"Okay I'll find him and bring him there. Bye."
Buffy hung up the phone and grabbed her jacket and stake.
"So you're just leaving?" Willow asked had tears leaked out.
"Wills I'll be back soon, k? I swear we'll have that chocolate and pizza night thing when I get back."
"Why don't you just leave him. I mean is he really that important to you?"
"Willow, we might skip the country and we **need** him."
"Fine. Go, see what I care. He's probably in the front lawn." Her eyes went green, neither noticed.
Buffy sighed and walked out the door.
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Oddly enough there was Spike in the front lawn.
"Okay I thought would take a little longer." Buffy said.
"Yeah I guess I got turned around a bit." Spike was looking at the ground. "Ah, ha. Found it!"
"Found what?" Parker came up behind the two. "Is this your boyfriend, that guy in the bar?"
"What the 'ell are you talking about we are not-" Spike suddenly turned around and got on one knee. "Buffy, luv, will you marry me? If you say yes you'll make me the happiest man on earth."
"Oh, spike. This is so sudden. But yes my answer is yes." Spike jumped on his feet and pulled off his skull ring and slipped it on her finger. And they both hugged each other.
"Oh, Parker. Look at my new ring."
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
A minute ago.
'Stupid Oz, stupid Giles, stupid Buffy, STUPID SPIKE!'
"If Buffy cares more about Spike then me! Why doesn't she just go and marry him!" Her eyes flashed green and she cried herself to sleep.
'I was supposed to marry Oz.'
TBC
A/n- Sorry I had to get back at Parker cuz I HATE that guy. GRRRRR. Sorry. R/r.
Giles walked downstairs to see a teenage boy sitting on the couch.
"So, Giles find that spell?" Oz asked.
"What spell, who are you? Is my name really Giles. Where am I?" Giles asked.
"Oh no." Oz said shortly. "You don't know who I am?"
"No am I supposed to?"
"WATCHER! CAN YOU PLEASE UNCUFF ME?" Spike shouted.
"There's a man handcuffed in your house are you sick? And he called you 'watcher' what exactly do you watch?" Giles asked.
"This is gonna be fun." Oz said sarcastically.
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Buffy finally got out of class. 'I'm free. Yah! Until tomorrow when I have to back.' Buffy sighed and ran into a tall broody object. Buffy fell to the ground because of the sudden impact.
"Ow." Buffy was helped up to come face-to-face with the person she never wanted to again not be rude but she would NEVER be with this guy. He was her type but she was totally over him. He was so annoying and an ass.
"Hey Buffy." Parker said. "Sorry about that." He helped her up.
"Get the hell away from me." Buffy quickly walked towards her dorm.
"Wait, I was thinkin that maybe you and I could go to the movies tomorrow night."
**NO WAY IN HELL** "Let me think no!"
"Oh, okay then how about coffee?" Parker gave her the 'puppy-eyes'.
"Hey Buffy." Xander walked up to Buffy. "Hey Buff, wana go catch lunch and hi there I'm Xander."
"Sure Xander. Parker there is no way in hell I'm going anywhere with you, ever!" **Thank-you to my savor.**
"Is he your boyfriend?" Parker asked before they could walk away.
"What?-" Xander began.
"No but I do have a boyfriend so sorry." Buffy grabbed Xander's hand and walked away quickly.
"Who's your boyfriend?" Xander whispered.
"Just keep walking Xand."
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
"So, he doesn't know anything?" Spike asked again. Oz nodded and looked at Giles who was throwing a stake up in the air and catching it again.
"I'm going to make you some more blood." Oz left the bathroom and started to make some more blood for the cuffed vampire. Never hearing a word of their conversation.
"For what?" Giles looked disgusted. "If I wasn't so smart I'd say that he was a bloody vampire."
"Nothing gets by you watcher." Spike raised his thumb in Giles' direction.
"So why are you hand-cuffed exactly?"
Spike smiled to himself. Then looked panicked (as an act). "Oh good, somebody with brains. That madman killed my sister and mother in front of me. He knocked you unconscious and chained to this tub."
"I'll call the police."
"No, he cut the phone lines. Get the key and I'll run to the police."
"I don't I? I'll run straight out the door."
"He'll be expecting that. Besides he has a gun." Spike snapped his fingers as if an idea just came to him. "You get the key and I'll climb through the window."
"Right, wait if he kidnapped me then he would have chained me up."
"He's a murderer and all you're worried about is if he didn't chain you up! Bloody hell man where is your sense of compassion?" 'Oh this is just to easy.'
"Right." Giles returned in less than 30 seconds flat. He unlocked the handcuffs.
"Don't worry mate I'll be back." 'In a 100 years.' Spike saluted Giles and ran out the window.
"What a brave young man." Giles said quietly to himself.
Oz walked through the door. "Oh shit."
Giles walked up to him and threw a punch into his nose, "You killed his mum and sister! Then tied him up to the tub, you're sick. YOU BLOODY MURDERER." Giles threw another punch his way but failed because Oz kicked Giles' feet from under him knocking him into the tub.
Oz quickly handcuffed him to the tub.
"YOU'RE SICK YOU BLOODY MURDERER! HOW COU-" Oz shoved a towel into Giles' mouth to keep the neighbors from calling the police.
Giles looked thoroughly pissed off. He struggled and made loud noises but couldn't get out of the tub.
Oz ran into the living room. He found Buffy's dorm number. He just hoped Willow wouldn't answer.
Ring-RING
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Ring-RING
Buffy picked up the phone. Her and Willow were in the middle of their 'girl talk'.
"Hello?"
"Buffy it's me Oz, don't hang up and don't tell Willow I'm on the phone. Something's happened I can't leave Giles' house, Giles doesn't know what's going on, and Spike's escaped."
"Spike escaped? Shit!"
"YEAH!"
"Okay I'll find him and bring him there. Bye."
Buffy hung up the phone and grabbed her jacket and stake.
"So you're just leaving?" Willow asked had tears leaked out.
"Wills I'll be back soon, k? I swear we'll have that chocolate and pizza night thing when I get back."
"Why don't you just leave him. I mean is he really that important to you?"
"Willow, we might skip the country and we **need** him."
"Fine. Go, see what I care. He's probably in the front lawn." Her eyes went green, neither noticed.
Buffy sighed and walked out the door.
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
Oddly enough there was Spike in the front lawn.
"Okay I thought would take a little longer." Buffy said.
"Yeah I guess I got turned around a bit." Spike was looking at the ground. "Ah, ha. Found it!"
"Found what?" Parker came up behind the two. "Is this your boyfriend, that guy in the bar?"
"What the 'ell are you talking about we are not-" Spike suddenly turned around and got on one knee. "Buffy, luv, will you marry me? If you say yes you'll make me the happiest man on earth."
"Oh, spike. This is so sudden. But yes my answer is yes." Spike jumped on his feet and pulled off his skull ring and slipped it on her finger. And they both hugged each other.
"Oh, Parker. Look at my new ring."
*~~~***~~~***~~~~*
A minute ago.
'Stupid Oz, stupid Giles, stupid Buffy, STUPID SPIKE!'
"If Buffy cares more about Spike then me! Why doesn't she just go and marry him!" Her eyes flashed green and she cried herself to sleep.
'I was supposed to marry Oz.'
TBC
A/n- Sorry I had to get back at Parker cuz I HATE that guy. GRRRRR. Sorry. R/r.