Meet the Misfits
Disclaimer: I do not own the former Brotherhood boys, GI Joe or the Misfits. Many thanks for Red Witch's encouragement. I don't own the Men In Tights Lyrics either. A little more random insanity that cropped up after watching Mallrats (yet another character borrowing).
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"Kids," Roadblock began, "We're getting eight new helpers for you guys. Hopefully they don't start dropping like flies.
There was a thirty-ish Englishman in his early thirties in a khaki flight suit with the RAF insignia on it and another fellow in the desert camouflage of the South African army in the truck with them.
"Rupert, Ravnos, meet the Misfits. Hopefully they don't cause you too many fits." Roadblock said as he drove the Misfits and the two new adults back to the house, "The other six just moved in."
"Hopefully they last in this insanity." Low Light grumbled.
"Those kids sure are a handful, hopefully they can handle them." Cover Girl added.
Lance led the group out to the back yard only to find the strangest sight to ever greet his eyes. "Please tell me this isn't our backup." He said incredulously to Cover Girl.
Standing before him were two red haired twins, a fellow in a heavy metal getup, a fellow in a Zorro getup with a guitar strapped across his back, a skinny blond haired kid in a skater's rig and a fat, bearded guy with a black leather trench coat.
"Hit it dudes." Said the blonde haired guy, codenamed Jay.
"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!" the six guys sang.
They all did a punch into the air where the trench coat clad fellow, codenamed Silent Bob accidentally punched the Zorro clad fellow, nicknamed El Cabong in the face.
"We're men, we're men in tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights." They continued as El Cabong cracked his nose back into place.
Suddenly the six of them linked arms and started doing a can can number singing,"La la la la la la la la la la la la la!"
"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah! We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!" They continued.
"I hope we don't ever need back up." Wanda commented.
"Quicksilver, we may have found people tackier than you." Lance quipped.
"DIE!" Pietro shouted and tackled Lance.
"We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights), Always on guard defending the people's rights. When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!" They finished with a flourish with Silent Bob accidentally crashing into a tree.
"Oh God." Rupert groaned.
"Never leave those blokes alone sir, eh?" Ravnos grinned, with a hearty laugh following.
"These are our support troops." Roadblock groaned, "Why did they give us such a bunch of kooks."
"They're a lot more capable than you think, Roadblock." Ravnos said, "We've been fighting COBRA on our own, without any help for nearly three years until GI Joe recruited the seven of us and they assigned Rupert to be our CO."
"Please tell me that those guys are the insane blokes in the house." Rupert groaned.
"AWK! SOS! Save Our Souls! Insane Trinity on the loose! AWK!" Polly came flying around the house, clinging to Shipwreck's shoulder.
"Come back birdie, we're not going to use a thousand volts this time." Trinity shouted.
"Yeah, we're only gonna use 500." Daria quipped.
"AWK! Save me! Save me!" Polly flapped about erratically and clung to the ceiling.
Bazooka was standing in the middle of the floor in about four inches of water. "DAD! You had BAZOOKA babysit the babies?" Althea shouted.
"He was the only one brave enough to volunteer." Shipwreck replied.
"BAAK!" Barney squawked and hit Bazooka on the head repeatedly with his whiffle bat.
"Baga! Wheee!" Claudius said as he kept splashing Alpine with water.
"Bazooka, you idiot! Why did you put play dough in the drain?" Alpine shouted.
"Hey I wasn't the one who didn't turn off the water before unscrewing the pipes!" Bazooka shouted.
"Is the house always like this?" Rupert asked.
"I'm afraid so." Roadblock said, "Welcome to your new base."
"Why do I get the feeling those six blokes you brought along are gonna get along just fine with these people?" Rupert asked Ravnos.
"No idea sir." Ravnos replied.
Disclaimer: I do not own the former Brotherhood boys, GI Joe or the Misfits. Many thanks for Red Witch's encouragement. I don't own the Men In Tights Lyrics either. A little more random insanity that cropped up after watching Mallrats (yet another character borrowing).
~ ~ ~ ~
"Kids," Roadblock began, "We're getting eight new helpers for you guys. Hopefully they don't start dropping like flies.
There was a thirty-ish Englishman in his early thirties in a khaki flight suit with the RAF insignia on it and another fellow in the desert camouflage of the South African army in the truck with them.
"Rupert, Ravnos, meet the Misfits. Hopefully they don't cause you too many fits." Roadblock said as he drove the Misfits and the two new adults back to the house, "The other six just moved in."
"Hopefully they last in this insanity." Low Light grumbled.
"Those kids sure are a handful, hopefully they can handle them." Cover Girl added.
Lance led the group out to the back yard only to find the strangest sight to ever greet his eyes. "Please tell me this isn't our backup." He said incredulously to Cover Girl.
Standing before him were two red haired twins, a fellow in a heavy metal getup, a fellow in a Zorro getup with a guitar strapped across his back, a skinny blond haired kid in a skater's rig and a fat, bearded guy with a black leather trench coat.
"Hit it dudes." Said the blonde haired guy, codenamed Jay.
"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!" the six guys sang.
They all did a punch into the air where the trench coat clad fellow, codenamed Silent Bob accidentally punched the Zorro clad fellow, nicknamed El Cabong in the face.
"We're men, we're men in tights, Always on guard defending the people's rights." They continued as El Cabong cracked his nose back into place.
Suddenly the six of them linked arms and started doing a can can number singing,"La la la la la la la la la la la la la!"
"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. Yeah! We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, we're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!" They continued.
"I hope we don't ever need back up." Wanda commented.
"Quicksilver, we may have found people tackier than you." Lance quipped.
"DIE!" Pietro shouted and tackled Lance.
"We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights. We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT tights), Always on guard defending the people's rights. When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!" They finished with a flourish with Silent Bob accidentally crashing into a tree.
"Oh God." Rupert groaned.
"Never leave those blokes alone sir, eh?" Ravnos grinned, with a hearty laugh following.
"These are our support troops." Roadblock groaned, "Why did they give us such a bunch of kooks."
"They're a lot more capable than you think, Roadblock." Ravnos said, "We've been fighting COBRA on our own, without any help for nearly three years until GI Joe recruited the seven of us and they assigned Rupert to be our CO."
"Please tell me that those guys are the insane blokes in the house." Rupert groaned.
"AWK! SOS! Save Our Souls! Insane Trinity on the loose! AWK!" Polly came flying around the house, clinging to Shipwreck's shoulder.
"Come back birdie, we're not going to use a thousand volts this time." Trinity shouted.
"Yeah, we're only gonna use 500." Daria quipped.
"AWK! Save me! Save me!" Polly flapped about erratically and clung to the ceiling.
Bazooka was standing in the middle of the floor in about four inches of water. "DAD! You had BAZOOKA babysit the babies?" Althea shouted.
"He was the only one brave enough to volunteer." Shipwreck replied.
"BAAK!" Barney squawked and hit Bazooka on the head repeatedly with his whiffle bat.
"Baga! Wheee!" Claudius said as he kept splashing Alpine with water.
"Bazooka, you idiot! Why did you put play dough in the drain?" Alpine shouted.
"Hey I wasn't the one who didn't turn off the water before unscrewing the pipes!" Bazooka shouted.
"Is the house always like this?" Rupert asked.
"I'm afraid so." Roadblock said, "Welcome to your new base."
"Why do I get the feeling those six blokes you brought along are gonna get along just fine with these people?" Rupert asked Ravnos.
"No idea sir." Ravnos replied.