Saving Jay and Silent Bob
Disclaimer: "Shipwreck! Don't you go through my locker for that disclaimer, you'll get lost in the clutter!" -SR.
Many thanks to you all for reviewing my fanfic, Red Witch would you mind directing other Misfits addicts to this fic for a temporary fix.
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"HELP! AIEEE!!!"
"MOMMY!!!"
Screams came echoing from the Triplets' room as Althea picked the lock and opened the door with Tom behind her followed by Wanda.
"You don't want to know what goes on up their, trust me." Wanda said, "Jay and Silent Bob are probably scarred for life.
"What did they do? Torture them? Hang them by their jock straps?" Tom said.
"Worse, Wanda, Tom, get them down from there." Althea replied.
"Thank God!" Jay said. His long, shoulder length blonde hair was tied in dreadlocks with pink highlights.
"Nice new look Jay." Tom replied.
"Just get me down from here!" Jay shouted, he was strapped to a gurney suspended from the ceiling.
Silent Bob was hanging upside down from the ceiling with his shoes off. A large ostrich feather next to his body was a sign of what had been happening to him.
"Fat boy over here was trying to use the Force to remove these straps. He thinks he's a Jedi." Jay said.
"This is a nice look for you." Tom replied.
"Very funny Tom." Jay said.
As soon as he was freed Silent Bob raced for the bathroom to wash the makeup out of his face. Jay followed him to try to wash out the pink highlights and pulled of the pink tutu Trinity made him wear and threw on his cargo shorts.
"Uh hello? Get me down from here!!!" Pietro shouted.
"Dude, what's that white haired fellow doing glued to the ceiling?" Jay said.
"Wanda put him up there." Tom replied frankly.
As Shipwreck, Roadblock, Low Light, and Cover Girl drove the jeep up the driveway they could see the upstairs window from the babies' room was broken and the two British twins, Freddy and Ferdy were tangled in the thorny rose bushes.
"YEOW! OW! OW! OW!" They danced around shouting in agony.
"OK, what happened here?" Cover Girl asked.
"Those children are crazier than we are!" Ferdy shouted, flapping his arms in excitement.
Rupert and Ravnos stepped out of their vehicle. "What happened now?" Rupert groaned.
Shipwreck opened the door and saw the house was an even greater mess than it had been before they left. There was still four inches of water on the floor, a smashed plate floated in the water. Xi and Toad were reviving Lance and El Cabong on the couch and Althea was using her powers to send the water out into the lawn. Tom, Wanda and Fred were picking up debris on the floor.
"Uh hello? Could someone please get me down?" Pietro shouted from the ceiling.
Jay and Silent Bob were walking downstairs. "Cover Girl do you have any peroxide?" Jay asked, "These pink highlights won't come out of my hair."
"I must say, Jay, that's a good look for you." Ravnos remarked.
"Why am I starting to think that I should have gone to that Royal Air Force training school as an instructor instead? But no I had to come here because I was promised I could still fly." Rupert replied.
"Get me down! Get me down!" Pietro shouted.
"Well at least the babies are asleep." Roadblock shouted from upstairs.
"Let me guess, the Trinity got to you." Shipwreck asked Jay and Silent Bob.
"Yeah." They replied.
"Barney must've clobbered El Cabong." Shipwreck concluded. El Cabong's Zorro hat was off his head and so was his mask, in their place was an ice pack, "But you'd think Lance would learn to avoid Barney's whiffle bat."
"Ravnos, could you get Pietro off that ceiling. He's starting to get pathetic." Shipwreck replied.
"Right." The South African replied and tossed a weighted rope over one of the support beams and climbed it to the roof and started to use his combat knife to hack at the clue that was holding Pietro on the ceiling.
"Jay, Silent Bob, move a little to the right." Rupert said.
Below him Jay and Silent Bob had the trampoline with the intent to break Pietro's fall. "Are you sure you guys know what you're doing?" Pietro asked.
"Trust me, I've directed cargo helicopter landings for years before I became a helicopter pilot, this is a snap." Rupert said.
"Are you done yet?" Pietro asked.
"One more strand and you'll be free." Ravnos said as he leaned off the support beam and Pietro was freed with a snap.
At that moment General Hawk stood in the doorway of the house, "How's everything going?" he asked.
At that moment Pietro fell down from the ceiling with a loud, "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
He hit the trampoline, bounced off it and landed right in Hawk's arms. "Pretty bouncy sir." Pietro said.
"Carry on." Hawk said, pleased that the house was still standing.
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What lies in store for our intrepid crew. Find out with chapter four and let me know who your favorite Reinforcement (the eight new recruits that are helping the adults protect the Misfits) is.
Disclaimer: "Shipwreck! Don't you go through my locker for that disclaimer, you'll get lost in the clutter!" -SR.
Many thanks to you all for reviewing my fanfic, Red Witch would you mind directing other Misfits addicts to this fic for a temporary fix.
~ ~ ~ ~
"HELP! AIEEE!!!"
"MOMMY!!!"
Screams came echoing from the Triplets' room as Althea picked the lock and opened the door with Tom behind her followed by Wanda.
"You don't want to know what goes on up their, trust me." Wanda said, "Jay and Silent Bob are probably scarred for life.
"What did they do? Torture them? Hang them by their jock straps?" Tom said.
"Worse, Wanda, Tom, get them down from there." Althea replied.
"Thank God!" Jay said. His long, shoulder length blonde hair was tied in dreadlocks with pink highlights.
"Nice new look Jay." Tom replied.
"Just get me down from here!" Jay shouted, he was strapped to a gurney suspended from the ceiling.
Silent Bob was hanging upside down from the ceiling with his shoes off. A large ostrich feather next to his body was a sign of what had been happening to him.
"Fat boy over here was trying to use the Force to remove these straps. He thinks he's a Jedi." Jay said.
"This is a nice look for you." Tom replied.
"Very funny Tom." Jay said.
As soon as he was freed Silent Bob raced for the bathroom to wash the makeup out of his face. Jay followed him to try to wash out the pink highlights and pulled of the pink tutu Trinity made him wear and threw on his cargo shorts.
"Uh hello? Get me down from here!!!" Pietro shouted.
"Dude, what's that white haired fellow doing glued to the ceiling?" Jay said.
"Wanda put him up there." Tom replied frankly.
As Shipwreck, Roadblock, Low Light, and Cover Girl drove the jeep up the driveway they could see the upstairs window from the babies' room was broken and the two British twins, Freddy and Ferdy were tangled in the thorny rose bushes.
"YEOW! OW! OW! OW!" They danced around shouting in agony.
"OK, what happened here?" Cover Girl asked.
"Those children are crazier than we are!" Ferdy shouted, flapping his arms in excitement.
Rupert and Ravnos stepped out of their vehicle. "What happened now?" Rupert groaned.
Shipwreck opened the door and saw the house was an even greater mess than it had been before they left. There was still four inches of water on the floor, a smashed plate floated in the water. Xi and Toad were reviving Lance and El Cabong on the couch and Althea was using her powers to send the water out into the lawn. Tom, Wanda and Fred were picking up debris on the floor.
"Uh hello? Could someone please get me down?" Pietro shouted from the ceiling.
Jay and Silent Bob were walking downstairs. "Cover Girl do you have any peroxide?" Jay asked, "These pink highlights won't come out of my hair."
"I must say, Jay, that's a good look for you." Ravnos remarked.
"Why am I starting to think that I should have gone to that Royal Air Force training school as an instructor instead? But no I had to come here because I was promised I could still fly." Rupert replied.
"Get me down! Get me down!" Pietro shouted.
"Well at least the babies are asleep." Roadblock shouted from upstairs.
"Let me guess, the Trinity got to you." Shipwreck asked Jay and Silent Bob.
"Yeah." They replied.
"Barney must've clobbered El Cabong." Shipwreck concluded. El Cabong's Zorro hat was off his head and so was his mask, in their place was an ice pack, "But you'd think Lance would learn to avoid Barney's whiffle bat."
"Ravnos, could you get Pietro off that ceiling. He's starting to get pathetic." Shipwreck replied.
"Right." The South African replied and tossed a weighted rope over one of the support beams and climbed it to the roof and started to use his combat knife to hack at the clue that was holding Pietro on the ceiling.
"Jay, Silent Bob, move a little to the right." Rupert said.
Below him Jay and Silent Bob had the trampoline with the intent to break Pietro's fall. "Are you sure you guys know what you're doing?" Pietro asked.
"Trust me, I've directed cargo helicopter landings for years before I became a helicopter pilot, this is a snap." Rupert said.
"Are you done yet?" Pietro asked.
"One more strand and you'll be free." Ravnos said as he leaned off the support beam and Pietro was freed with a snap.
At that moment General Hawk stood in the doorway of the house, "How's everything going?" he asked.
At that moment Pietro fell down from the ceiling with a loud, "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
He hit the trampoline, bounced off it and landed right in Hawk's arms. "Pretty bouncy sir." Pietro said.
"Carry on." Hawk said, pleased that the house was still standing.
~ ~ ~ ~
What lies in store for our intrepid crew. Find out with chapter four and let me know who your favorite Reinforcement (the eight new recruits that are helping the adults protect the Misfits) is.