-- Finally in Antarctica--
Quatre: So.... Where do we go now?
Trowa:...
Noin: -_-' wow, I loved the detail in that one....
Trowa: .......
Zechs: I think we are supposed to go to a nearby abandoned military base.
Relena: * hugs on Heero's arm* Gosh, it's so cold. Hold me, Heero
Heero backs away: No, I want you to die a horrible frozen death
Relena: that wasn't very nice Heero
Heero: It wasn't supposed to nice...
Zechs: Don't tease my little sister!
Heero: Ooh, big brother is here to the rescue, I'm so scared! *Sarcastic*
Zechs: Sorry, I don't kill kids.
Heero: I AM NOT A KID!
Zechs: Until your old enough to drink alcoholic beverages, then you are a kid.
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all!
Wufei: CAN WE GO TO THE BASE ALREADY?
Duo: Yeah.... * they all walk to the nearby old base*
Zechs opens the door for Noin: Ladies first
Noin: Thank You...
Wufei tries going in but Zechs pushes him back: INJUSTICE!
Zechs: I SAID LADIES FIRST!
Wufei: an ignorant woman has beaten me twice today! HOW MUCH OF MY PRIDE CAN I LOOSE IN ONE DAY!
Duo: SHUSH UP WU-MAN!
Wufei: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Relena walks in the door, dragging Heero: HEERO IS GONNA PROTECT ME ALL NIGHT!
Heero: NO I AM NOT!
Duo: HEY! THERE IS THE COOL LAPTOP COMPUTER THAT TELLS US EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO TONIGHT!
Quatre: OOH! Really? Let's see! *turns it on*
-- COMPUTER--
On the computer screen it shows Lady Une walking and she leans on a wall: Hello new Fear contestants. For the next two nights you will be staying at an old Antarctic Military base. It is the oldest one still standing. About 50 years ago there where reports of a white creature roaming around. And there has also been a count for 50 deaths since the creature showed up. About twenty years ago the place was shut down but every now and again a random passerby would report seeing this mysterious creature in this building. There will be 7 colors. Purple, White, Yellow, Green, Red, Blue, Pink and Black. Your job is to prove whether or not this strange bloodthirsty creature exists or not. Good Luck!
-- AFTER COMPUTER MESSAGE--
Relena: spooky. Heero, your gonna make sure nothing kills me right?
Heero: yeah, cause I wanna kill you myself.
Relena: Thanks Heero. You're such a great guy.
Duo: Yo! We gotta pick our colors! I CLAIM BLACK!
Heero: red
Relena: Pink.
Quatre: Yellow
Wufei: green
Noin: Purple
Zechs: White
Trowa:.....
Quatre: He wants Blue. I just know it.
Wufei: hey! Look at this! Ok, the first mission is for Blue. Yellow will navigate.
Trowa:....
Quatre: Don't worry Trowa, I'm a great navigator. Ok, Trowa put on your gear and LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Duo: Wow. I never knew Quatre even knew that phrase.
Wufei: Even I'm shocked
Trowa puts on his gear:....
Quatre: Ok, first Trowa you have to go to the Cafe, it is straight down the hall and it has a big sign that says " CAFE". When you get there, tell me.
Trowa: .............* goes to the cafe*
Quatre: Trowa? You there yet?
Trowa: ..........
Quatre: I guess you are. Ok, on the nearest table to the right there will be a bottle. Pick it up and empty the contents on the floor and sit in radio silence for an hour.
Trowa: ..... * Dumps the bottle, which is filled with blood all over the floor and turns off his radio*
Quatre: I feel sorry for him. Hey! The computer screen says something!
-- COMPUTERS MESSAGE--
One of the many legends claims a young couple where alone in the grand hall when they got slaughtered. The next mission will involve a couple that has once spoiled their bodies with pleasure and passion. For you retards reading this, that means they have had sex. So, I'm purposely sending Purple and White on the mission. Yes, that means you..... Lucrecia Noin and Milliardo Peacecraft.
Noin: HOW THE HELL DID THE COMPUTER KNOW WE HAD IT!
Zechs: God, this sucks...
Relena: MILLIARDO! AKA ZECHS! YOU DID IT?! OOOOH I'M GONNA TELL SOME RELATIVE OF OURS!
Zechs: SHUT UP! I'm a twenty-one year old man. I can't help it if my hormones go crazy. Plus we only had it once.
Noin: ONCE?! WE HAD SEX LIKE... 80 TIMES! AND IT STARTED WHEN WE WHERE 16!
Zechs: you didn't have to say that...
Computer: you wanna know how I know you two had sex?
Noin and Zechs: YES! TELL US!
Computer: * a face of Une pops up on the screen* I, Lady Une am the one assigning the missions. And there are video cameras in every OZ room, even bedrooms. so.... I LITERALLY SAW A PORN MOVIE WHEN I LOOKED AT YOUR SCREENS!
Noin: you little *beep*
Une: ooooh, do you want me to show your little movie to the G-boys? And Relena?
Zechs: You wouldn't dare...
Duo: YAY! SHOW US THE PORN! SHOW IT TO US!
Noin whacks Duo: SHUT UP!
Duo: OUCH! just go on and do the damn mission ok?
Wufei: Yeah, I wanna get the woman lost.
Zechs: IF YOU GET US LOST I'LL *BEEP* KILL YOU!
Wufei: I thought you said you don't kill kids?
Zechs: Well, I heard that people from China drink at a young age. Same thing with all you other underage drinkers.
Wufei: smart-ass...
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all!
Noin and Zechs put on their gear and walk outside
Wufei: On the third door to your left there will be a staircase. Open the door and climb the staircase as any person with common sense would.
Noin opens the door and holds Zechs' hand: You lead the way.
Zechs turns on his flashlight and walks upstairs, still holding Noin's hand: Now what?
Wufei: go straight ahead and there will be a door. Open it and walk in like any normal person would.
Noin: Now what?
Wufei: Just sit there in radio silence for 3 hours straight. Don't worry, you two have enough company as is. Zechs and Noin turn off the gear and wait
--MEANWHILE WITH TROWA--
Trowa looks around: ........ AHHHHHHHHH! (( wow, finally he said something))
A big white creature walks toward him
Trowa: AHHHHHHHH! * screams and runs in circles*
The creature runs after him
Trowa: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * pulls out his gun and aims it at the creature*
Creature: * disappears*
Trowa: * sigh* ............. * looks at his watch and runs back to the safe house*
-- MEANWHILE AT THE SAFE HOUSE--
Duo: * watching Noin and Zechs' special movie* Wow, this movie is AWESOME
Relena: Wow.... my brother is so....... sheesh....
Heero: you guys are disgusting.
Trowa runs back panting: .......
Quatre: What happened?!
Trowa: ......
Wufei: What 's the point of asking him? He's not gonna talk
Quatre: yeah, never mind.
Trowa stares at the screen and grimaces
-- BACK TO ZECHS AND NOIN--
Noin moves closer to Zechs and touches his arm and feels something wet: What the....
Zechs: What's wrong?
Noin:.... your.... bleeding..
TO BE CONTINUED
Quatre: So.... Where do we go now?
Trowa:...
Noin: -_-' wow, I loved the detail in that one....
Trowa: .......
Zechs: I think we are supposed to go to a nearby abandoned military base.
Relena: * hugs on Heero's arm* Gosh, it's so cold. Hold me, Heero
Heero backs away: No, I want you to die a horrible frozen death
Relena: that wasn't very nice Heero
Heero: It wasn't supposed to nice...
Zechs: Don't tease my little sister!
Heero: Ooh, big brother is here to the rescue, I'm so scared! *Sarcastic*
Zechs: Sorry, I don't kill kids.
Heero: I AM NOT A KID!
Zechs: Until your old enough to drink alcoholic beverages, then you are a kid.
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all!
Wufei: CAN WE GO TO THE BASE ALREADY?
Duo: Yeah.... * they all walk to the nearby old base*
Zechs opens the door for Noin: Ladies first
Noin: Thank You...
Wufei tries going in but Zechs pushes him back: INJUSTICE!
Zechs: I SAID LADIES FIRST!
Wufei: an ignorant woman has beaten me twice today! HOW MUCH OF MY PRIDE CAN I LOOSE IN ONE DAY!
Duo: SHUSH UP WU-MAN!
Wufei: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Relena walks in the door, dragging Heero: HEERO IS GONNA PROTECT ME ALL NIGHT!
Heero: NO I AM NOT!
Duo: HEY! THERE IS THE COOL LAPTOP COMPUTER THAT TELLS US EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO TONIGHT!
Quatre: OOH! Really? Let's see! *turns it on*
-- COMPUTER--
On the computer screen it shows Lady Une walking and she leans on a wall: Hello new Fear contestants. For the next two nights you will be staying at an old Antarctic Military base. It is the oldest one still standing. About 50 years ago there where reports of a white creature roaming around. And there has also been a count for 50 deaths since the creature showed up. About twenty years ago the place was shut down but every now and again a random passerby would report seeing this mysterious creature in this building. There will be 7 colors. Purple, White, Yellow, Green, Red, Blue, Pink and Black. Your job is to prove whether or not this strange bloodthirsty creature exists or not. Good Luck!
-- AFTER COMPUTER MESSAGE--
Relena: spooky. Heero, your gonna make sure nothing kills me right?
Heero: yeah, cause I wanna kill you myself.
Relena: Thanks Heero. You're such a great guy.
Duo: Yo! We gotta pick our colors! I CLAIM BLACK!
Heero: red
Relena: Pink.
Quatre: Yellow
Wufei: green
Noin: Purple
Zechs: White
Trowa:.....
Quatre: He wants Blue. I just know it.
Wufei: hey! Look at this! Ok, the first mission is for Blue. Yellow will navigate.
Trowa:....
Quatre: Don't worry Trowa, I'm a great navigator. Ok, Trowa put on your gear and LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Duo: Wow. I never knew Quatre even knew that phrase.
Wufei: Even I'm shocked
Trowa puts on his gear:....
Quatre: Ok, first Trowa you have to go to the Cafe, it is straight down the hall and it has a big sign that says " CAFE". When you get there, tell me.
Trowa: .............* goes to the cafe*
Quatre: Trowa? You there yet?
Trowa: ..........
Quatre: I guess you are. Ok, on the nearest table to the right there will be a bottle. Pick it up and empty the contents on the floor and sit in radio silence for an hour.
Trowa: ..... * Dumps the bottle, which is filled with blood all over the floor and turns off his radio*
Quatre: I feel sorry for him. Hey! The computer screen says something!
-- COMPUTERS MESSAGE--
One of the many legends claims a young couple where alone in the grand hall when they got slaughtered. The next mission will involve a couple that has once spoiled their bodies with pleasure and passion. For you retards reading this, that means they have had sex. So, I'm purposely sending Purple and White on the mission. Yes, that means you..... Lucrecia Noin and Milliardo Peacecraft.
Noin: HOW THE HELL DID THE COMPUTER KNOW WE HAD IT!
Zechs: God, this sucks...
Relena: MILLIARDO! AKA ZECHS! YOU DID IT?! OOOOH I'M GONNA TELL SOME RELATIVE OF OURS!
Zechs: SHUT UP! I'm a twenty-one year old man. I can't help it if my hormones go crazy. Plus we only had it once.
Noin: ONCE?! WE HAD SEX LIKE... 80 TIMES! AND IT STARTED WHEN WE WHERE 16!
Zechs: you didn't have to say that...
Computer: you wanna know how I know you two had sex?
Noin and Zechs: YES! TELL US!
Computer: * a face of Une pops up on the screen* I, Lady Une am the one assigning the missions. And there are video cameras in every OZ room, even bedrooms. so.... I LITERALLY SAW A PORN MOVIE WHEN I LOOKED AT YOUR SCREENS!
Noin: you little *beep*
Une: ooooh, do you want me to show your little movie to the G-boys? And Relena?
Zechs: You wouldn't dare...
Duo: YAY! SHOW US THE PORN! SHOW IT TO US!
Noin whacks Duo: SHUT UP!
Duo: OUCH! just go on and do the damn mission ok?
Wufei: Yeah, I wanna get the woman lost.
Zechs: IF YOU GET US LOST I'LL *BEEP* KILL YOU!
Wufei: I thought you said you don't kill kids?
Zechs: Well, I heard that people from China drink at a young age. Same thing with all you other underage drinkers.
Wufei: smart-ass...
Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting at all!
Noin and Zechs put on their gear and walk outside
Wufei: On the third door to your left there will be a staircase. Open the door and climb the staircase as any person with common sense would.
Noin opens the door and holds Zechs' hand: You lead the way.
Zechs turns on his flashlight and walks upstairs, still holding Noin's hand: Now what?
Wufei: go straight ahead and there will be a door. Open it and walk in like any normal person would.
Noin: Now what?
Wufei: Just sit there in radio silence for 3 hours straight. Don't worry, you two have enough company as is. Zechs and Noin turn off the gear and wait
--MEANWHILE WITH TROWA--
Trowa looks around: ........ AHHHHHHHHH! (( wow, finally he said something))
A big white creature walks toward him
Trowa: AHHHHHHHH! * screams and runs in circles*
The creature runs after him
Trowa: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * pulls out his gun and aims it at the creature*
Creature: * disappears*
Trowa: * sigh* ............. * looks at his watch and runs back to the safe house*
-- MEANWHILE AT THE SAFE HOUSE--
Duo: * watching Noin and Zechs' special movie* Wow, this movie is AWESOME
Relena: Wow.... my brother is so....... sheesh....
Heero: you guys are disgusting.
Trowa runs back panting: .......
Quatre: What happened?!
Trowa: ......
Wufei: What 's the point of asking him? He's not gonna talk
Quatre: yeah, never mind.
Trowa stares at the screen and grimaces
-- BACK TO ZECHS AND NOIN--
Noin moves closer to Zechs and touches his arm and feels something wet: What the....
Zechs: What's wrong?
Noin:.... your.... bleeding..
TO BE CONTINUED