Rabid Insanity!!!
By BlueCyrus54
I feel insane today. This story is offspring of that.
Disclaimer-
I don't own pokemon, or any thing else.
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"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHKLLLAAAAAAAAAHOOOMMMMMMMMA!!" shouted Ash.
"Stop dancing like a hippie in Canada!" Replied Falkner.
Tracey did the Macarena and was promptly beaten up by George Washington. Pikachu and Suicune played poker in Barad-Dur with Sauron, Aragorn, and ZIM.
"Why is life so dang complicated?" asked Tracey while dressed up like Avril Lavigne.
(WARNING: SANITY ALERT)
HALT! THIS IS THE FFN POLICE. Miss Lavigne, you're under arrest for breaking code number 780-12233, that is to say the appearance of a real person in a fanfic. Take 'er away boys.
"But I'm not Avril Lavigne! I'm Tracey Sketchit!"
Nice try. Get out o' here!
(Sorry for that. Back to insanity)
Everyone had a Tracy's Arrest party. Misty and Ash threw garlic bread at rabid Jolteons and Eevees. Brock won the karaoke contest.
"Blah blah blah bla-blah ha aha. Ash nazg Elbereth Gilthoniel Akallabeth." said Pryce.
" 'S i mo ghaol-sa Màiri Bhàn
Màiri bhòidheach sgeul mo dhàin,
Gaol mo chridh'-sa Màiri Bhàn,
'S tha mi 'dol 'ga pòsadh." said Chuck.
"Stop that infernal singing!" shouted Professor Oak
" (98+ Brock(57912 * E=Mc-berry pie))=a moron= an amadan" said Missingno.
Jump ropes came to life and ate a bunch of Psychic pokemon. The jump ropes are killed by The Crimson Lugia, BlueCyrus54, and a lot of other cool authors. Pikachus everywhere celebrated by writing letters to British surfer dudes in Germany.
THE END
Entei burned up "THE END" and continued the story.
"Party! I hate you bunch of stupid Lanturns and Mudkips." said a rabid Miltank.
"Alba gu brath? I hate that saying!" said Tracey, who was out of jail on parole. Every single Scotsman and woman burns Tracey in Krakatoa. He dies! HOORAY!!
"You bunch of mother truckers! That was my dinner!" screamed Whitney.
"I do say my dear, it would be lovey if you didn't swear." said a green Sailor named Bobula.
"It's a jolly holiday wi' Mary!" Sang Blastoise and Donphan. Phanpy ate a radish in Luxembouerg
while Geodudes bathed in cream cheese.
"Let's kick it up another notch! BAMBAMBAMBAM! Oh, yeah babe." said youngster Alan.
"Dilophosaurus!" sang Ash as he married Misty in Alabama.
"She's a skin art junkie, all cute and petite..." sang an man named P. Pank.
In the end, Team rocket ate donuts.
The REAL End.
Okay, in your reviews, tell me what Chuck said, and what language it's in.
I'm not an Avril Lavigne hater, if you (foolishly) came to that conclusion.
By BlueCyrus54
I feel insane today. This story is offspring of that.
Disclaimer-
I don't own pokemon, or any thing else.
_____________
"OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHKLLLAAAAAAAAAHOOOMMMMMMMMA!!" shouted Ash.
"Stop dancing like a hippie in Canada!" Replied Falkner.
Tracey did the Macarena and was promptly beaten up by George Washington. Pikachu and Suicune played poker in Barad-Dur with Sauron, Aragorn, and ZIM.
"Why is life so dang complicated?" asked Tracey while dressed up like Avril Lavigne.
(WARNING: SANITY ALERT)
HALT! THIS IS THE FFN POLICE. Miss Lavigne, you're under arrest for breaking code number 780-12233, that is to say the appearance of a real person in a fanfic. Take 'er away boys.
"But I'm not Avril Lavigne! I'm Tracey Sketchit!"
Nice try. Get out o' here!
(Sorry for that. Back to insanity)
Everyone had a Tracy's Arrest party. Misty and Ash threw garlic bread at rabid Jolteons and Eevees. Brock won the karaoke contest.
"Blah blah blah bla-blah ha aha. Ash nazg Elbereth Gilthoniel Akallabeth." said Pryce.
" 'S i mo ghaol-sa Màiri Bhàn
Màiri bhòidheach sgeul mo dhàin,
Gaol mo chridh'-sa Màiri Bhàn,
'S tha mi 'dol 'ga pòsadh." said Chuck.
"Stop that infernal singing!" shouted Professor Oak
" (98+ Brock(57912 * E=Mc-berry pie))=a moron= an amadan" said Missingno.
Jump ropes came to life and ate a bunch of Psychic pokemon. The jump ropes are killed by The Crimson Lugia, BlueCyrus54, and a lot of other cool authors. Pikachus everywhere celebrated by writing letters to British surfer dudes in Germany.
THE END
Entei burned up "THE END" and continued the story.
"Party! I hate you bunch of stupid Lanturns and Mudkips." said a rabid Miltank.
"Alba gu brath? I hate that saying!" said Tracey, who was out of jail on parole. Every single Scotsman and woman burns Tracey in Krakatoa. He dies! HOORAY!!
"You bunch of mother truckers! That was my dinner!" screamed Whitney.
"I do say my dear, it would be lovey if you didn't swear." said a green Sailor named Bobula.
"It's a jolly holiday wi' Mary!" Sang Blastoise and Donphan. Phanpy ate a radish in Luxembouerg
while Geodudes bathed in cream cheese.
"Let's kick it up another notch! BAMBAMBAMBAM! Oh, yeah babe." said youngster Alan.
"Dilophosaurus!" sang Ash as he married Misty in Alabama.
"She's a skin art junkie, all cute and petite..." sang an man named P. Pank.
In the end, Team rocket ate donuts.
The REAL End.
Okay, in your reviews, tell me what Chuck said, and what language it's in.
I'm not an Avril Lavigne hater, if you (foolishly) came to that conclusion.