Chapter Two~ Bakura.
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I chuckle as I watch the live, televised spectacle in the courtroom. Perfect. Time for Phase Two.
"I'm going out!" I holler to my hikari, who is busy looking through the case of makeup he had bought.
"Okay! Be back before I have to leave!" I snicker.
"I wouldn't miss it!
I run down the street to the convenience store, and dash in. My flying fist smashes the glass case holding the birth control devices, and I grab them and translocate out of there before anyone sees my appearance. I repeat the procedure for every store in Domino, and soon I have in my possession all of the condoms and other stuff in the city. Alarms are ringing everywhere, and I flash to the top of the KaibaCorp headquarters, the tallest building in Domino. Pulling out my deck, I take out my Morphing Jar.
"ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF DOMINO! YOU ARE AT MY MERCY!" Everyone stops, and stares as my magic-enhanced voice carries all through the city. "I HAVE WITH ME EVERY SINGLE BIRTH CONTROL CONTRAPTION IN THE CITY! AND I HAVE, WITH MY ARMY OF POWERFUL MONSTERS, BLOCKED EVERY ENTRANCE TO THE CITY SO THAT NONE CAN GET IN! SO, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX EVER AGAIN WITHOUT THE FEAR OF GETTING PREGNANT, YOU WILL REVOKE THE LAWS FORBIDDING HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE! EITHER THAT, OR CONVERT TO HAVING HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE!" I laugh demonically, and continue. "OH, AND DON'T GET ANY FUNNY IDEAS ABOUT GETTING THESE BACK, FOR HERE I BANISH THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM!" I use my magic, and the Morphing Jar chomps them all down effortlessly. Okay. Now for Phase Three!
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I chuckle as I watch the live, televised spectacle in the courtroom. Perfect. Time for Phase Two.
"I'm going out!" I holler to my hikari, who is busy looking through the case of makeup he had bought.
"Okay! Be back before I have to leave!" I snicker.
"I wouldn't miss it!
I run down the street to the convenience store, and dash in. My flying fist smashes the glass case holding the birth control devices, and I grab them and translocate out of there before anyone sees my appearance. I repeat the procedure for every store in Domino, and soon I have in my possession all of the condoms and other stuff in the city. Alarms are ringing everywhere, and I flash to the top of the KaibaCorp headquarters, the tallest building in Domino. Pulling out my deck, I take out my Morphing Jar.
"ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF DOMINO! YOU ARE AT MY MERCY!" Everyone stops, and stares as my magic-enhanced voice carries all through the city. "I HAVE WITH ME EVERY SINGLE BIRTH CONTROL CONTRAPTION IN THE CITY! AND I HAVE, WITH MY ARMY OF POWERFUL MONSTERS, BLOCKED EVERY ENTRANCE TO THE CITY SO THAT NONE CAN GET IN! SO, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX EVER AGAIN WITHOUT THE FEAR OF GETTING PREGNANT, YOU WILL REVOKE THE LAWS FORBIDDING HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE! EITHER THAT, OR CONVERT TO HAVING HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE!" I laugh demonically, and continue. "OH, AND DON'T GET ANY FUNNY IDEAS ABOUT GETTING THESE BACK, FOR HERE I BANISH THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM!" I use my magic, and the Morphing Jar chomps them all down effortlessly. Okay. Now for Phase Three!