Chapter Four~ Yami.

I grin as Yugi telepathizes to me that they have left the mall, and adjust my "clothing," if it can be called that. All it is is a pair of leather pants- even tighter than I like- laced up at the sides. It very nearly shows my ass, and makes me feel like other _parts_ of me are going to permanently become flattened. Owieowieowie. I groan, because I have to walk, barefoot and in a pair of pants concocted by Set himself, nearly a mile. OOOWWWW! And I'm not even wearing unders!

I grind my teeth as I steel myself for a hard trip, and remember that it's for my friends. And for Yugi. Mmmmm. Yuuuuuugiiiii. I swallow, and try to avoid thinking about anything sexy. Sexy thoughts+ These pants= ITAI!!!!! Shit. Too late. Oh, well. Just means more relief, soon. But it makes for VERY DIFFICULT WALKING!

Okay, here I go. All I have to do is put one foot in front of the other. Slowly, at first, but gaining speed, I walk towards Domino High. It's a Saturday, so there's no one in class, but it's where we plan on meeting. Who's "we?" Yugi and I, Baka-Bakura and Ryou, and Marik and his other half. WHEEEE! Defiance of the laws! Oy. I don't remember, but I think a few millennia ago, I would blast anyone for going against a law.

When I see Yugi, I breathe a sigh of relief. He's out of those damn girl clothes, as are the other two hikari. But what he's in may prove even more trouble. Buckles. Buckles! Ugh! And I thought I was the one who liked to wear them more! Belts wrap around his thighs, calves, biceps, wrists, elbows, waist, chest, neck (well, that one's not in my way unless I decide I want to give him a hickey), ankles, and everywhere else that it would make it hard to get his clothing off. He rushes over to me, and wraps a leg seductively around my waist. I gulp, and am sincerely in pain as I find myself growing excited- very excited. Aaaah! These damn pants! As though he can here my thoughts- even though my thoughts aren't really expressible in words any more- he grabs me by the belt and drags me into the grass.

"And now, Yami-koi, you are going to undress me. And I won't let you out of those pants until you have gotten every last bit of clothing off of me." Waah! He trails the inside of my thigh with a slender finger, and I moan in a combination of pain and pleasure. Desperately, I begin our orgy- yes, orgy. It's to convince the city council that they can't stop us from having gay sex- by tearing at the buckles. One by one, in my frenzy, I manage to fumble them off, while all the while Yugi kneads my legs, stomach, everywhere. When I finally relieve him of his shirt, he laughs. NOOOOO! More buckles inside of it! I scramble for them, but he begins to make it very difficult, for he starts to lick at my chest. OOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no! Not the- aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I force myself to focus, and tear the belts, gnaw on them, ANYTHING to get them off of Yugi!

Finally, I finish with his top, and his skinny but sexy chest makes me drool even more. Ugh. Ow! Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, don't lick my ear! Mmmmmmmmmm. I begin on the belts around his slim, well-formed legs, and pull off his sneakers, not even bothering to untie them. He moans at my touch, and his loud responses don't help my state any. I see the bulge in his pants, and grow insane with arousal. I nibble on a toe, and he giggles, stretching sensually. Mischievously, he grabs my ass, stroking my legs and lower back. I howl madly, and he laughs evilly. Oh, Yugi, why do you have to do this to me? I rip the belts off, and then his pants. I find myself growing hungrier every second, as I begin on the buckles encircling his bare legs. OOOOOOooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Let go of my- aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yugi, neither of us are going to get relief if you keep distracting me! I lunge for his legs, and begin to lap at his inner thigh. He shrieks, and I laugh as he is temporarily stilled with arousal paralysis. Good, now I can get in a few seconds more of work without being tortured any more. He gasps as I continue licking near the hem of his silk boxers (oh, great. He gets unders and I don't?), and I finally get all of the buckles undone and off. I slip the shorts off, slowly and tormentuously, and he is revealed in his full glory. I back away, and his dazed eyes meet mine.

"Now, Yugi-chan, it is YOUR turn to rid ME of these demon-pants. And it better be quick!" I shout it out, desperate for release. Hearing sirens, I put a magic bubble of protection around us. Now, the police can't interrupt us! He begins unlacing one leg of my hell's garment, and I decide to distract him by teasing his nipple. He arches back as I roll it between my fingers, and he moans loudly.

"Oh, Yami-sama!" He finishes that leg's lacing, and I feel his hand grope my thigh. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That feels SO much better when I can move my leg. He scrambles for my other leg, and I smirk. No way am I going to let him do it THAT easily. I dive in, and begin to lick his other nipple. He cries out, and backs away, trying to keep his mind. I don't let him, and begin to suckle it. He clenches his teeth, and makes his hands work regardless of what I do. Finally, the pants come in two, and I dive for him. He wraps his arms around my neck, and I lose sight of all the rest of the world.

I wake up, and moan happily. That had to be the best sex possible. Seven times! That was a record! And, exhausted, we had both fallen asleep. I give Yugi's shoulders a squeeze, and he murmurs incoherently, and adorably. With a sigh of satisfaction, I let my eyes flicker open.

A crowd of people is standing, and staring. No, not staring. Gawking. Their jaws dropped, the police look green. I narrow my eyes. "What?" I snap irritably.

"No-nothing!" Their chief stammers, and turns away abashedly. "Come on, there's nothing here to see!" He calls the mob to follow him, but they are frozen.

"Looks like you can't enforce your damn law, Chief!" Bakura taunts, and the cop turns to him.

"I don't know how, but, ugh. You're right, we can't."

"And you can't enforce it without breaking in, right?"

"Yes, that is the truth."

"You baka! You can't enforce it without breaking into peoples' homes! It's a sucky, evil, freedom-limiting, prejudiced law created by bigots and cowards!" All six of us nod, and Marik's other bursts in.

"Ya know, I bet hothot gay sex occurs every day somewhere in Domino. And I mean besides us and the two you have arrested. You can't get us all, stupidstupid cop-police! The law is damn dumb, and you're gonna get it badbadbad when all of us homosexuals start being braver like us. We're not gonna let some bakanobakabakabaka law keep us from making hotsexylovelove. How you gonna stop us? Tell me, bakabakabakacopcop! You gonna start breaking inta peoples' homes just so you can troublebust 'em?" We all shout our agreement. "Well what if they're not doing the hothot gay hotsex? You just gonna get away with breaking inta their homes? That's fucked!"

The police chief swallows, and we stand there, in all our naked righteousness, challenging him and the law the city has created. Finally, a person, tall, thin, gaunt, makes his way through the crowd. "Well, I do agree that that would be, as you said, 'fucked,' but our city has morals to uphold. As mayor of Domino, I have a responsibility to make certain that our youth grow up in a safe and wholesome environment."

I take a deep breath. "How does homosexuality threaten morals? Since when is it wrong to love, even if it is a member of your own gender? I think that we should encourage people to be more tolerant of others, to be less quick to judge whether one is 'good' or 'bad' based on their personal interests. I happen to be homosexual, and I do not feel that I am evil. My Yugi-chan here is homosexual, and he is CERTAINLY not evil. He helps his grandfather with the game shop. He gave the money for his best friend's sister's eye operation. He has saved the life of his grandfather, Kaiba Seto, and Kaiba Mokuba, among others. He is a kind, caring young man, and I love him all the more for that. He is a good student, an excellent person, and I don't think there is any among you that would dare question his morals, were he not homosexual. I do not believe that one's morals should be judged by their preference. You can shout, you can throw stones, but who among you is more wholesome than this man, who would give his life for any of you without thought? He is utterly selfless, and never shirks responsibility. He is hard-working, and he values his friends and family. He loves being able to help others, and he would readily save even his worst enemy. Yugi is the perfect being, and I don't think that being homosexual changes that. I don't think it has anything to do with morals. I think it has to do with how you are that matters!"

The crowd is silent as I end my tirade, and suddenly, another face appears in the mob. Squirming through the throng of people, Yugi's grandfather stands between the police and us. "How dare you, even thinking that it could be right to limit a person's right to love? How dare you even suggest that my grandson is anything less than a decent man? You know me to be an honest, honorable man. Treat my grandson with that same respect! He has done nothing to wrong you, neither have any of these boys! Their activities, although I think should be KEPT PRIVATE, cannot harm you! And, frankly, for this occasion I condone their public *ahem* _spectacle._ It is to petition and protest the anti-sodomy law, and that is an admirable action. They are right; you cannot prevent them from going through with actions of love. You cannot stop them from showing their love to one another, and I think this proves it. So I stand with them, to protest your cowardly, ignorant law. Rights always should stand before morals, and I think that rights and morals should be synonymous. If a person infringes upon another's rights, that is immoral. How are they infringing on your rights? They are protesting a movement against their own, so that makes their actions justified. You have not given their right to freedom of love, so they are not recognizing your freedom to keep your lunches within you. Your freedom from their public display. And that, I think, is just."

Abruptly, the crowd begins to roar, not with rage, but with applause. We all look around, and the mayor is ashen-faced, realizing that he has lost the support for the law. When the mob dies down, he begins to speak.

"Ve- very well. I guess that your crowd of youngsters have won, Mutou-san. I will have the law removed and the prisoners released." And once more the people holler their approval. I wrap my arms around Yugi's small frame, and he shivers.

"Cold, Yugi-chan?"

"Hai. Can we get dressed, please?" I nod, and we retrieve our rumpled clothing.

"Let's blow this popsicle stand!" Bakura flings his hikari over his shoulder, and Marik drags his other by the ear. I pick Yugi up and hold him tenderly in my arms, carrying him home to practice our activities legally.

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KAIAL: Well, that certainly went berserk!

LUKE: It was fun to read, though. Does Marik's yami really talk like that?

K: I dunno for certain. Could our DEAR, BELOVED READERS please REVIEW and TELL US?

L: I don't know, you don't really get that many reviews ever.

K: Look who's talking! Five chapters, only five reviews for "Blackmail!"

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