Argh, 2 years eh?
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Walking outside, he decided to go to Fred and did so.
When he got there, he was reading a poster. He looked up at him and had a big grin on his face. "Hello dear friend Gene! What can I do for you?"
Gene looked even more disgusted and removed his hat. Fred started snickering then busted out laughing. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Look at your head! Pink and red! What wonderful colors!." Gene growled. "Just stop it and get it out!." Fred smiled and nodded. Clapping his hands 2 times, two large men dressed in white came in and dragged him into the bathroom.

"Uhmmmm.....why am I in here?!" Gene cried. One of the men said "We shall wash it out." Gene sighed. At least you aren't spreading it........will I look....more handsome?" The man shrugged. " I guess"

*15 minutes later*
"Omigosh! I look so much better! Women will love me!" He ran out happier than ever.
When he got back home he yelled. "Look! I got a haircut! And no more gum! I'ma sexy outlaw again!"
They all came in the room, clapped for him, then went back to doing what they were doing.
From that day on, Gene never wanted gum again.
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Hope ya learned a lesson! Ja ne!