Abby has joined the "Insano" squad. And once down that path forever will it dominate
your destiny........WHAT?! I spoofed Star Wars. Although, I should mention that on
the spoof set, BOTH Romano and Carter are "Insanos". Alright back to the story.
We are now going back to the lobby where Abby gets to tell her um....er.....well
whatever she can think up. Oh yes, we are getting close to when Carter remembers
the spoof set. And another thing. We also have another IDIOT become five.....
One more thing. Not all the combinations knock them out. As I'm sure you noticed
that Ross wasn't knocked out. The stronger amounts such as the coffee for Romano
and Corday did. Apparently, Carter also had a stronger amount. Alright, I'll get
this started, I know you are all anxious to hear more.
Hmmm....we just checked reviews....nothing new. Come on, people, don't ya want more?
You're not convincing us! We have tonz more good scenes comin up.....namely
Let's all trash a hospital....? Are you interested?
*****************************************************************
Carter was seated with an icepack on his head when Abby returned. She looked
pale and shocked. **She is SOO getting an Oscar when we get back to the spoofset.**
"Abby?" Weaver asked, sounding concerned. "Are you alright?"
Abby shook her head. "I can almost swear that I saw a ghost or two. I swear I think
I saw Lucy and Greene out in the street below." She told them.
Carter frowned, trying to remember something he knew he should remember.
"That's impossible, Abby!" Carol informed her.
"Hey I know what I saw!" Abby retorted, and glared.
"Enough!" Weaver yelled. "We need to figure out how this happened."
"The food and drinks?" Ross suggested.
"I had food and a drink also, I didn't change." Weaver pointed out.
"So did I." Abby admitted.
"Doug? Where is that cup you drank from?" Carol asked. Ross handed her the cup.
Carol made a face and took a drink. Nothing happened.
"Maybe it's combinations?" Carter suggested. "Like in 'Batman'." He trailed off,
realizing what he said. **Batman Spoof, Carter was the only one there at that time.**
He wondered how he knew that. He didn't even remember ever watching the movie.
He stared at his hands trying to think.
"Carter, what are you talking about?" Weaver asked.
Carter shrugged. "I can't remember. I keep thinking I know something, but I keep
forgetting it." He answered. A memory of two cat-humans bossing him around
came to mind. Carter shook his head, wondering why all this warped stuff kept
coming to his mind.
"Doug, what else did you eat?" Carol asked.
"One of those tamales." He told her.
Carol took one and started eating it. Within seconds she was transformed into
a child.
"Well, we found one combination." Weaver remarked, dryly.
"Opps." Carol said, and reddened.
Abby bit her lip trying not to laugh.
"Dr Weaver?" Pratt called, entering the room.
"What?" Weaver asked.
"Security didn't believe me. They won't call a quarrentine. However, they did say we
should re-route any severe traumas to Mercy. Anyway, they said they didn't see
it happen so they don't believe it." Pratt told them.
"Well that's something." Weaver muttered.
Anspaugh shook his head. "We are down a surgeon."
Weaver glanced at Benton. "You think you could help, if we get a trauma?" She
asked.
Benton sighed and nodded. "Yeah, alright. But first, I'm going to hunt down the
runaway surgeons."
"Why?" Dave asked.
Weaver glared at him. "Because we don't need the patients to see them." She told him.
Susan stepped forward. "You could tell them it's career day. You can say we are the
doctors' children."
"What doctors?" Chuny questioned. "Most of the doctors ARE children!"
"She has a point." Kovac pointed out.
Chuny shot him a glare, and Abby groaned. "Stop fighting! Alright, some of the nurses
can pose as docters. We'll have too." She stated, quickly.
"Good idea." Weaver agreed.
"What about MY idea?" Susan questioned.
"Susan, I don't think that will work." Weaver replied.
"Even, with nurses posing as docters, you'll still be short. Susan's right, her plan
would at least put the real docters close at hand." Jing Mae put in.
Weaver shook her head. "We can't risk it."
*****************************************************************
Romano was grinning as he ran, he was finally beginning to enjoy this. He could
hear Lizzie not far behind him. Another grin crossed his face. Lizzie chasing him!
Well, that was start. As he rounded the next corner he skidded to a halt, seeing
Benton heading his way.
"Uh-oh!" He yelped and bolted back around the corner, running right into Lizzie.
Sending them both tumbling to the floor, again. Before Romano could stand
Benton grabbed him.
"It's time to stop this!" Benton growled. "The hospital is open to patients!"
"Really?" Romano asked. "Sounds like fun!"
Benton glared. "Don't even think about it!" He ordered.
Romano smirked. "Already have!" He shot out. "Put me down!"
"By the time we're done. YOU will be locked in the lounge!" Benton told him.
Again Romano smirked. If Benton thought he could stop this, he was in for a huge
surprise.
"Elizabeth, what has he been doing?" Benton asked, while Romano continued to struggle.
"Running." She answered.
As they rounded another corner, Romano noticed the security guard. A evil smile
came to his face.**On set we call it the "creepy mummy smile"**
Benton, seeing the security guard, glanced down. One look at Romano's face and he
knew what was coming. "Don't...."He began.
He was cut off by Romano's scream. "HELP ME!! He's gonna hurt ME!! Get me away
from the BAD MAN!!"
The security guard came forward. Romano twisted in Benton's arm and kicked him
in the stomach.
Benton doubled over in pain and Romano bolted off down the hall. Just before he
turned the corner he yelled again. "Hey Peter? You still have a bad additude, and
if you still worked here, I'd fire you!" Then he bolted off, heading toward his office.
**************************************************************
The security guard helped Benton stand. While Elizabeth did her best not to laugh,
this was something she would never forget. Poor Benton, he certainly hadn't
been expecting that one.
"What was that?" The guard asked, glancing at Elizabeth. "I heard rumors.....but who
was that?"
Benton glared down the hall. "Believe it or not. That was the Chief of Staff!" He
spat out.
The security guard's mouth dropped. "THAT was Dr. Romano?"
"Yes." Elizabeth answered. "And I'm Elizabeth Corday. Most of the docters are
children. Peter, what do you mean the hospital is opened for patients?"
Benton groaned. "They don't believe it. I offered to help out, but we can't have
Romano running all over the building.!"
"Let him go. You'll never find him." Elizabeth pointed out. "Just make sure that no
children dressed as surgeons leave the building."
Benton nodded and looked at the security guard. "You think you can pass that
along?" He asked.
The security guard nodded and pulled out a radio. Benton lifted Corday into his arms
and headed back to the lobby. Elizabeth wondered, briefly, where Romano was heading.
She had a feeling he would head for his office first.
"You couldn't catch him?" Weaver asked when they arrived. "We heard the
announcement over the radio."
"I DID catch him! He yelled 'child abuse' as soon as we passed the first security
guard!" Benton growled.
Carter snickered and Benton glared at him. Elizabeth kept her hand over the smirk
on her face. Weaver's mouth had dropped after hearing the last bit.
"He did THAT!?" She asked in surprise.
"Yes he did!" Elizabeth told her. "It was quite a sight!"
"NOT FAIR!" Dave grumbled. "He gets all the fun!!"
Weaver groaned. "We'll have to lock them all up! We can't have him giving them
all ideas!"
As they were speaking, Elizabeth noticed as a look of shock came to Carter's face.
"THAT'S IT!!" He exclaimed. Grabbing a wet rag he started washing the backs
of his hands. Strange black markings appeared.
When had Carter gotten tattoos? Elizabeth wondered. **Between the spoofs, he went
with Ardeth to the Med-jai and he somehow became one of them**
"HOWAH! Now I know what's going on!" Carter yelled, a maniac look appeared
on his face.
Before Carter could escape, Benton grabbed him. "The last thing we need is you
running off too. I don't care what those are!" He growled.
Carter stuck his tongue out. "I'm a Med-Jai!" He retorted.
Elizabeth held back another laugh. Carter was acting INSANE! Somehow, though
it didn't seem odd. Med-Jai........a name came to mind. Carter's morphine buddy,
Ardeth Bay. She frowned....that made no sense at all, and yet it did.
"All children to the lounge, NOW!" Weaver ordered.
"Why? You'll NEED us!" Susan protested.
"Because, I'll repeat myself. We don't want the Cheif of Staff giving you ideas!"
Weaver informed them.
"HEY, I don't work here!" Dave argued. However, before he could run, he was grabbed
by Pratt.
"Somebody get rid of this food!" Weaver ordered.
"WAIT!" Abby interupted. She recieved several stares. "We might need the food
to find an antidote!"
Weaver shook her head. "We can't have the patients eating it." She pointed out.
"I'll get rid of it." A woman with red hair and a ponytail, dressed in scrubs piped up.
Corday stared. The woman was familiar, and yet, she didn't remember meeting her.
**You'll remember this person came in with Cassi earlier? ^_~ This would be Sven!!**
Carter grinned as he caught sight of the woman, who gave him a nod and smiled.
Abby stared, and snickered.
Carter laughed. "I'm not worried, I have a piece of reverse wood in my locker." **As
of all the Xanth stuff on set. This is also where we got the youth elixer to start with**
"WHAT?!" Weaver demanded.
"I'll just get rid of this food." The woman said, quickly. She then started rolling the
carts toward the back of the hospital.
"Nothing." Both Carter and Abby told Weaver, in unison.
Weaver shook her head and opened the door to the lounge. Benton and Pratt
carried Carter and Malucci in. The rest of the five year olds followed reluctantly.
Elizabeth gave one last look toward the stairs, before following.
******************************************************************
And we end this section. I can just hear you all screaming. As we didn't make it
to Romano finding Cassi in his office. It's in the next section. Oh yes. I must
mention that is was really dumb putting them in the lounge as that is where the
lockers are. Carter has a lightsaber in his locker as well as his gun and U.S Psycho's
badge. Ahh, the things we find in peoples' lockers. Another note, being that these
guys are on set with all the Xanth stuff several of them have magic talents. That
work anywhere the spoof authors are. Carter's well he has a star role in the
Chameleon Spoof. His talent is he cannot be harmed by magic. Romano's...well
he CAN'T be killed. Corday; she can conjure fire at will. You know like Firestarter?
Anyway, not all of them have talents. Alright, the next section will pick up with
Romano going to his office. We are getting so close to the trashing of the hospital.
It's a good thing they are diverting most of the traumas to Mercy. Well I hope
you enjoyed this section. Please tell us what you think. Review motivate us. I must
thank all you that have reviewed so far. I'm glad you like it. Well, I need to
work on the next section as well as Fellowship, and several other things that
are on our list of posting stuff. Enjoy and review. The next section will be up
soon. Now I'll let Cassi add her comments in. It's fun doing joint stories.
Cassi didn't have much to add to this one. Most of it was good without adding.
However, I will add my own point of view while I search the office....just for you Romano
fans who wanna know what's in his desk....you might be surprised what happens when
he catches me in there! more to come!!~~Cassi
your destiny........WHAT?! I spoofed Star Wars. Although, I should mention that on
the spoof set, BOTH Romano and Carter are "Insanos". Alright back to the story.
We are now going back to the lobby where Abby gets to tell her um....er.....well
whatever she can think up. Oh yes, we are getting close to when Carter remembers
the spoof set. And another thing. We also have another IDIOT become five.....
One more thing. Not all the combinations knock them out. As I'm sure you noticed
that Ross wasn't knocked out. The stronger amounts such as the coffee for Romano
and Corday did. Apparently, Carter also had a stronger amount. Alright, I'll get
this started, I know you are all anxious to hear more.
Hmmm....we just checked reviews....nothing new. Come on, people, don't ya want more?
You're not convincing us! We have tonz more good scenes comin up.....namely
Let's all trash a hospital....? Are you interested?
*****************************************************************
Carter was seated with an icepack on his head when Abby returned. She looked
pale and shocked. **She is SOO getting an Oscar when we get back to the spoofset.**
"Abby?" Weaver asked, sounding concerned. "Are you alright?"
Abby shook her head. "I can almost swear that I saw a ghost or two. I swear I think
I saw Lucy and Greene out in the street below." She told them.
Carter frowned, trying to remember something he knew he should remember.
"That's impossible, Abby!" Carol informed her.
"Hey I know what I saw!" Abby retorted, and glared.
"Enough!" Weaver yelled. "We need to figure out how this happened."
"The food and drinks?" Ross suggested.
"I had food and a drink also, I didn't change." Weaver pointed out.
"So did I." Abby admitted.
"Doug? Where is that cup you drank from?" Carol asked. Ross handed her the cup.
Carol made a face and took a drink. Nothing happened.
"Maybe it's combinations?" Carter suggested. "Like in 'Batman'." He trailed off,
realizing what he said. **Batman Spoof, Carter was the only one there at that time.**
He wondered how he knew that. He didn't even remember ever watching the movie.
He stared at his hands trying to think.
"Carter, what are you talking about?" Weaver asked.
Carter shrugged. "I can't remember. I keep thinking I know something, but I keep
forgetting it." He answered. A memory of two cat-humans bossing him around
came to mind. Carter shook his head, wondering why all this warped stuff kept
coming to his mind.
"Doug, what else did you eat?" Carol asked.
"One of those tamales." He told her.
Carol took one and started eating it. Within seconds she was transformed into
a child.
"Well, we found one combination." Weaver remarked, dryly.
"Opps." Carol said, and reddened.
Abby bit her lip trying not to laugh.
"Dr Weaver?" Pratt called, entering the room.
"What?" Weaver asked.
"Security didn't believe me. They won't call a quarrentine. However, they did say we
should re-route any severe traumas to Mercy. Anyway, they said they didn't see
it happen so they don't believe it." Pratt told them.
"Well that's something." Weaver muttered.
Anspaugh shook his head. "We are down a surgeon."
Weaver glanced at Benton. "You think you could help, if we get a trauma?" She
asked.
Benton sighed and nodded. "Yeah, alright. But first, I'm going to hunt down the
runaway surgeons."
"Why?" Dave asked.
Weaver glared at him. "Because we don't need the patients to see them." She told him.
Susan stepped forward. "You could tell them it's career day. You can say we are the
doctors' children."
"What doctors?" Chuny questioned. "Most of the doctors ARE children!"
"She has a point." Kovac pointed out.
Chuny shot him a glare, and Abby groaned. "Stop fighting! Alright, some of the nurses
can pose as docters. We'll have too." She stated, quickly.
"Good idea." Weaver agreed.
"What about MY idea?" Susan questioned.
"Susan, I don't think that will work." Weaver replied.
"Even, with nurses posing as docters, you'll still be short. Susan's right, her plan
would at least put the real docters close at hand." Jing Mae put in.
Weaver shook her head. "We can't risk it."
*****************************************************************
Romano was grinning as he ran, he was finally beginning to enjoy this. He could
hear Lizzie not far behind him. Another grin crossed his face. Lizzie chasing him!
Well, that was start. As he rounded the next corner he skidded to a halt, seeing
Benton heading his way.
"Uh-oh!" He yelped and bolted back around the corner, running right into Lizzie.
Sending them both tumbling to the floor, again. Before Romano could stand
Benton grabbed him.
"It's time to stop this!" Benton growled. "The hospital is open to patients!"
"Really?" Romano asked. "Sounds like fun!"
Benton glared. "Don't even think about it!" He ordered.
Romano smirked. "Already have!" He shot out. "Put me down!"
"By the time we're done. YOU will be locked in the lounge!" Benton told him.
Again Romano smirked. If Benton thought he could stop this, he was in for a huge
surprise.
"Elizabeth, what has he been doing?" Benton asked, while Romano continued to struggle.
"Running." She answered.
As they rounded another corner, Romano noticed the security guard. A evil smile
came to his face.**On set we call it the "creepy mummy smile"**
Benton, seeing the security guard, glanced down. One look at Romano's face and he
knew what was coming. "Don't...."He began.
He was cut off by Romano's scream. "HELP ME!! He's gonna hurt ME!! Get me away
from the BAD MAN!!"
The security guard came forward. Romano twisted in Benton's arm and kicked him
in the stomach.
Benton doubled over in pain and Romano bolted off down the hall. Just before he
turned the corner he yelled again. "Hey Peter? You still have a bad additude, and
if you still worked here, I'd fire you!" Then he bolted off, heading toward his office.
**************************************************************
The security guard helped Benton stand. While Elizabeth did her best not to laugh,
this was something she would never forget. Poor Benton, he certainly hadn't
been expecting that one.
"What was that?" The guard asked, glancing at Elizabeth. "I heard rumors.....but who
was that?"
Benton glared down the hall. "Believe it or not. That was the Chief of Staff!" He
spat out.
The security guard's mouth dropped. "THAT was Dr. Romano?"
"Yes." Elizabeth answered. "And I'm Elizabeth Corday. Most of the docters are
children. Peter, what do you mean the hospital is opened for patients?"
Benton groaned. "They don't believe it. I offered to help out, but we can't have
Romano running all over the building.!"
"Let him go. You'll never find him." Elizabeth pointed out. "Just make sure that no
children dressed as surgeons leave the building."
Benton nodded and looked at the security guard. "You think you can pass that
along?" He asked.
The security guard nodded and pulled out a radio. Benton lifted Corday into his arms
and headed back to the lobby. Elizabeth wondered, briefly, where Romano was heading.
She had a feeling he would head for his office first.
"You couldn't catch him?" Weaver asked when they arrived. "We heard the
announcement over the radio."
"I DID catch him! He yelled 'child abuse' as soon as we passed the first security
guard!" Benton growled.
Carter snickered and Benton glared at him. Elizabeth kept her hand over the smirk
on her face. Weaver's mouth had dropped after hearing the last bit.
"He did THAT!?" She asked in surprise.
"Yes he did!" Elizabeth told her. "It was quite a sight!"
"NOT FAIR!" Dave grumbled. "He gets all the fun!!"
Weaver groaned. "We'll have to lock them all up! We can't have him giving them
all ideas!"
As they were speaking, Elizabeth noticed as a look of shock came to Carter's face.
"THAT'S IT!!" He exclaimed. Grabbing a wet rag he started washing the backs
of his hands. Strange black markings appeared.
When had Carter gotten tattoos? Elizabeth wondered. **Between the spoofs, he went
with Ardeth to the Med-jai and he somehow became one of them**
"HOWAH! Now I know what's going on!" Carter yelled, a maniac look appeared
on his face.
Before Carter could escape, Benton grabbed him. "The last thing we need is you
running off too. I don't care what those are!" He growled.
Carter stuck his tongue out. "I'm a Med-Jai!" He retorted.
Elizabeth held back another laugh. Carter was acting INSANE! Somehow, though
it didn't seem odd. Med-Jai........a name came to mind. Carter's morphine buddy,
Ardeth Bay. She frowned....that made no sense at all, and yet it did.
"All children to the lounge, NOW!" Weaver ordered.
"Why? You'll NEED us!" Susan protested.
"Because, I'll repeat myself. We don't want the Cheif of Staff giving you ideas!"
Weaver informed them.
"HEY, I don't work here!" Dave argued. However, before he could run, he was grabbed
by Pratt.
"Somebody get rid of this food!" Weaver ordered.
"WAIT!" Abby interupted. She recieved several stares. "We might need the food
to find an antidote!"
Weaver shook her head. "We can't have the patients eating it." She pointed out.
"I'll get rid of it." A woman with red hair and a ponytail, dressed in scrubs piped up.
Corday stared. The woman was familiar, and yet, she didn't remember meeting her.
**You'll remember this person came in with Cassi earlier? ^_~ This would be Sven!!**
Carter grinned as he caught sight of the woman, who gave him a nod and smiled.
Abby stared, and snickered.
Carter laughed. "I'm not worried, I have a piece of reverse wood in my locker." **As
of all the Xanth stuff on set. This is also where we got the youth elixer to start with**
"WHAT?!" Weaver demanded.
"I'll just get rid of this food." The woman said, quickly. She then started rolling the
carts toward the back of the hospital.
"Nothing." Both Carter and Abby told Weaver, in unison.
Weaver shook her head and opened the door to the lounge. Benton and Pratt
carried Carter and Malucci in. The rest of the five year olds followed reluctantly.
Elizabeth gave one last look toward the stairs, before following.
******************************************************************
And we end this section. I can just hear you all screaming. As we didn't make it
to Romano finding Cassi in his office. It's in the next section. Oh yes. I must
mention that is was really dumb putting them in the lounge as that is where the
lockers are. Carter has a lightsaber in his locker as well as his gun and U.S Psycho's
badge. Ahh, the things we find in peoples' lockers. Another note, being that these
guys are on set with all the Xanth stuff several of them have magic talents. That
work anywhere the spoof authors are. Carter's well he has a star role in the
Chameleon Spoof. His talent is he cannot be harmed by magic. Romano's...well
he CAN'T be killed. Corday; she can conjure fire at will. You know like Firestarter?
Anyway, not all of them have talents. Alright, the next section will pick up with
Romano going to his office. We are getting so close to the trashing of the hospital.
It's a good thing they are diverting most of the traumas to Mercy. Well I hope
you enjoyed this section. Please tell us what you think. Review motivate us. I must
thank all you that have reviewed so far. I'm glad you like it. Well, I need to
work on the next section as well as Fellowship, and several other things that
are on our list of posting stuff. Enjoy and review. The next section will be up
soon. Now I'll let Cassi add her comments in. It's fun doing joint stories.
Cassi didn't have much to add to this one. Most of it was good without adding.
However, I will add my own point of view while I search the office....just for you Romano
fans who wanna know what's in his desk....you might be surprised what happens when
he catches me in there! more to come!!~~Cassi