A few mentions. Romano finds Cassi in his office next. I had request about Malucci getting
a story line. Well yes he does have a really big scene coming up. He's going to enjoy being
a child again. NOT that he's the only one. I will mention that in a later spoof. (Jumanji) He
has a star role. He's playing Alan....the one Robin Williams played. Jing Mae Chen is
Sarah. The one he ends up with. I thought it would be funny, those two would make a
perfect couple. I don't like Pratt. Chen should have, in my opinion ended up with Malucci.
Anyway,
THANK YOU for all the reviews we've recieved on the earlier chapters. Cassi and I are
pleased that so many people like the story.....so don't just SIT there. GIVE US MORE!!!!
It's going to get better.........trust me on that. Anyway, here we go....back into the chaos.
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In Romano's office, Cassi happily sifted through the desk, with a smile. "Hmmm, let's see....."
She surveyed the contents carefully. "Hey....the script! What do you know! Someone
DOES read it....oh wait, this is last spoof." She pulled the notebook out and set it aside, then
dug deeper. "Forbidden Game Collectors eddition....**We're spoofing this series**
Woah!"

Cassi stared as she pulled out a small box. "Ooo, Robert! Shame on you!" She calmly tossed
the box into the garbage can. "Won't be needing them after Lucy finishes with ya." **Think
good, people. Where did Lucy hit him on the dartboard?** "Let's see....lightsaber." She
pulls a gun out of the top drawer. "Glock...Assistants badge...." She made a face. "Ugh,
doesn't he have anything worth finding?"

She closed the drawer and opened another, then grinned. "JACKPOT!" Cassi exclaimed as
she pulled a box of candy bars out of the drawer.


Romano climbed the stairs quietly. He knew that there would be people watching
the elevator so he wasn't going to risk it. It was also a good bet that Benton
had security looking for him, so he wasn't taking any chances.

As he reached the floor his office was on, he glanced down the hall. It was empty.
Good. That meant neither Babcock or Shirley were watching for him yet. Hopefully,
with all the chaos downstairs, they hadn't thought to warn them. That would be interesting.
Maybe they would be changed into children, too.

When he reached his office he frowned as he discovered that, unlike the hall, it was
occupied. Sitting at his desk with her feet propped up was a woman with skunk-striped
hair. She was reading a book, and eating one of his candy bars. On top of this, she was
wearing his white Doctor's coat. Suddenly, everything fell into place. "Cassi!" He growled.

Cassi looked up from the book and smiled. "Rob!! I was wondering when you would figure
it out. I got a call from Sven telling me that Carter remembers. Although, he hasn't
told anyone, and Abby is on our side now, too."

"You did THIS?! ALL of it?!" Romano demanded. "And you didn't even TELL me!? I'm
supposed to be your ASSISTANT!! How COULD you!?"

Cassi shrugged. "Well, I don't recall you telling me about losing an arm. Did you honestly
think I wasn't going to find out?!"

Romano glared at her. "How was I supposed to know you didn't already know?" He
demanded, indignately. "You always seem to know everything ELSE that goes on here!"

Cassi gave him a Look and raised an eyebrow. "Because we asked you what happened on
more than one occasion." She remarked, as if it were obvious.

"That doesn't justify this." He retorted, with another glare. "You made me five years OLD!
I can't believe you and Sven would DO this!"

Cassi burst out laughing. "Yes, you CAN!" She managed to get out. "You know very well
we'd do it in a second."

Romano made a face commonly called "The Wolvie Pout" on set. "Okay, you would.....but
how could you do it to ME?!" He demanded.

"Well, actually we had help, so we didn't do it ourselves." She pointed at the camera. "Tell,
Sven, Langly, Byers, Jimmy, Frohike, Yves, Imhotep, Glory, Jonathan, Penny, Ramone, Lucy,
Greene, and Chris hello."

Romano narrowed his eyes, remembering. "Special Ed" is Jimmy Bond, isn't he?" He asked
with a sour look.

Cassi nodded. "Still haven't figured out how he forgot you were Chief of Staff." She
remarked. "We just assume he wasn't paying attention."

Romano frowned. "Lucy Knight and Mark Greene are out there too?" He spat out. "Oh you
people really ARE sick, aren't you?"

"We were bored. Don't worry, it isn't permanent. You can easily be changed back." Cassi
told him. "However, you might want to rescue the coffee before Weaver sends someone up
to ditch it."

"You mean, that all we have to do is to eat or drink the same thing that changed us?"
Romano asked, in disbelief. "Creative, I must say."

Cassi nodded. "However, before you go drinking it. Remember this; As a five year old
you have full use of your arm, and you can get away with doing anything you want." She
informed him. "As an adult, you're exactly the way you were before. Are you absolutely
sure you wanna grow up yet?"

A thoughtful smile crossed his face, as he considered his options. Cassi was right, he
realized. This might accidentally be of some fun. He gave an evil grin as a plan began to
form in his head. "I never thought I'd actually hear myself say this, but you have a point."

Cassi smiled. "I had a feeling you'd see it that way." She replied.

Romano nodded. "Now give me my lightsaber." He ordered.

Cassi pulled it out and handed it to him. "Enjoy."

He turned back just before he walked out the door. "Oh yeah, the least you could do is ask
before you decide to search through my office." He remarked, with a glare, as he came back,
and snatched a few candy-bars from the box, before he turned and ran out the door, heading
for the lounge to rescue the coffee before someone else threw it out.

Cassi gave an evil grin, as she went back to her book. "Something tells me the hospital is
going to be a mess by the time we get through with it."

"I would say most definitely." Sven remarked over the com-unit.


After hiding the coffee, Romano climbed into one of the air ducts, to the ventilation system.
This was probably the only place he could get that Benton or any of the others couldn't get
to....but just the right size for a five year old. It was also the one place that the Gunmen
wouldn't have thought to have cameras installed. This meant that he could get around the
building and not be seen....by anyone....which opened up numerous possibilities.

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Langly swore under his breath, watching as Romano closed the vent behind him and
disappeared from sight. "Why didn't I think about that?" He spat out.

"Because we wouldn't fit!" Jimmy retorted. "That's what you get for trying to out-smart
an Assistant."

Chris laughed. "I want to go in there." He remarked with a "Creepy Mummy grin"

Greene shook his head. "This is getting weird. I wonder what he's doing?"

"Good question." Langly murmured. "In there, he could get where ever he wants and not
get caught."

Chris shook his head and stepped out.

Sven's voice was heard over the radio. "I know what he's doing...." She put in. "However,
I'm not telling. It would spoil the fun!"

Lucy made a face. "It figures!" She muttered.

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Elizabeth stayed by the door, listening to what was going on outside. They had been shut
up in this room for thirty minutes. Carter had pulled several things from his locker, happily.
One item looked like some kind of a flashlight. **I wonder what that could be?**

She stayed apart from the others, mentally kicking herself for not running after Romano when
she had the chance. At least then, she might be of some use. This was ridiculous, Weaver
locking them up! Somewhere in the back of her mind, she hoped that Weaver would be turned
into a child too.

Carter moved over to the door. "Anything of interest?" He asked, fingering the "flashlight".

Elizabeth shook her head. "Not yet." She answered. "Carter, what is that?"

Carter grinned like a maniac. "It's my lightsaber." He replied, matter-of-factly.

Elizabeth stared and rolled her eyes. This five year old thing seemed to be affecting Carter's
mind.

"No, REALLY, Elizabeth!" Carter cut in, defensively. "And I'm not the only one here who
has one! Romano has one too!"

Elizabeth shook her head again. "Carter, go away."

Carter shrugged and moved away from her, muttering. "I can't believe she actually thought I
was JOKING!"

Hearing a small noise at the door, Elizabeth leaned against it, pressing her ear to it. Then, she
heard Kerry yell in anger. She climbed up on a chair to and glanced out the window to the hall
and saw Weaver's look of disbelief.

Weaver looked to the lounge and caught Elizabeth's gaze. She quickly set the phone
down and headed to the louge. "Elizabeth?" Weaver asked, opening the door. "Do you have
any idea what Robert would want with a bag of balloons?"

Elizabeth bit back a laugh. "Robert stole balloons?!" She asked, in disbelief. "Why?!"

"What about water baloons?" Carter suggested, as he pulled what appeared to be
a badge out of his locker and clipped it on his belt....Next to the "lightsaber".

Weaver's mouth dropped, and she frowned. "He wouldn't........or would he?" She managed
to get out.

"Actually, he might." Elizabeth informed her. "He's been under a lot of stress lately. I would
think he's capable of doing a lot of things he wouldn't normally do." She frowned,
remembering his words in the hallway. "Besides, when I told him to quit acting like a baby;
he said he was five and in his figuring that makes him one. I have a feeling he's going to be
a big problem for you."

With a glare, Weaver slammed the door and began yelling. "Have security check the
bathrooms and the breakrooms!" She ordered. "Quickly! He's going to need water."

Elizabeth but her lip, trying not to laugh. What a shame Kerry had not stayed a minute longer.
Elizabeth knew Robert fairly well, and if he was after water, the first place he'd be likely to go
would be the scrub room.....however, that was their problem now. "If she'd stayed longer, I
might have told her to check the scrub room." She informed the other "children".

Carter nodded. "Never under estimate an Assis......" He trailed off. "Um......someone
like him."

Elizabeth studied Carter, with a frown. What did he almost say? He was hiding something,
and whatever it was, it must have something to do with what was happening.

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?!" Susan accused, in disbelief.

"Well, you must admit, Robert was right." Elizabeth pointed out. "We are five years old!
Why not act like it?"

"Yes, but we're stuck in HERE, and he's out THERE!" Dave spat out.

"Until someone breaks us out." Elizabeth shot back.

"She's right." Carter remarked. "It's a very good chance that he'll try to break us out."

"Why?" Kovac demanded. "He doesn't even like most of us."

"First of all. Everyone knows that Dr. Corday is the Chief of Staff's pet." Carter pointed out.
"He likes her. That alone would motivate him to at least get HER out!"

"Shut up Carter!" Elizabeth spat out. "There is NOTHING going on between Robert and I!
And I'll thank you not to insinuate anything else!"

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Shirley set down the phone and shook her head. Dr. Romano was a CHILD? Unbelieveable!
And not only him, but Elizabeth and over half the emergency room staff? This wasn't
possible! Dr. Weaver had mentioned for her to keep a look out for Romano, who was running
around somewhere in the hospital. If anything, Shirley decided....she HAD to see this one!
She stood and headed for the scrub room. Weaver had said to check bathrooms and break
rooms, something about Dr. Romano and water balloons. The scrub rrom had not been
mentioned, but Shirley knew it was a likely place for Romano to go.

She jumped startled, as she heard Babcock's scream of anger. A small boy carrying
a large bag of what appeared to be water balloons, bolted around the corner, nearly slamming
into her.

"Oh, hello Shirley." The boy remarked as he saw who it was. "Could you tell Babcock that
was for trying to say that Lizzie killed all those patients...oh and because he's a pain in the
ass? Anyway, gotta go now. I'll see you later..BYE!" The boy, who,obviously, --as there
was no one else it COULD be-- was Romano bolted off, disappearing from sight. Just as a
soaking wet Babcock appeared.

"WHERE did that BRAT go, and how did he get up here anyway?" He demanded.

"That way, but before you follow, I'll warn you. I got a call from Weaver." Shirley informed
him. "That isn't a child. Half of the docters and nurses have somehow turned into children.
I'll give you three guesses as to whom that one was, but you'll only need one."

A look of utter hatred came to Babcock's face. With a yell, he bolted down the hall. "When I
catch you, I'm gonna KILL you, Robert!"

Shirley chuckled and arrived at the scrub room. Her mouth dropped in shock. It was trashed.
Water and soap were all over the floor. A stool was sitting in front of the sinks, and there
were small, soapy handprints all over the place. "Robert, I swear if you were my child I'd PAY
someone to kidnap you!" She growled, and went to get cleaning supplies.

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Elizabeth stayed by the door, still glaring at Carter, for what he had said. She leaned against
the wall, her head throbbing. Why couldn't Robert hurry up? It had been over an hour
now. Her thoughts were interrupted as Benton stepped in. "Elizabeth? We have a
problem. We have searched all over this place and we still can't find him. We did get
a call from Shirley. Appareantly, he trashed the scrub room and creamed Babcock with a
balloon filled with soap and water."

Elizabeth's head shot up and she grinned. "Really? He DID!? I'm IMPRESSED!"

"Way to go, Dr. Romano." Carter remarked, snickering.

Benton frowned. "Anyway, we're also missing a whole bunch of restraints and bed
sheets. You know him better then the rest of us, so what do you think he's planning?"
He asked.

"It sounds as iff he's making a rope or something." Elizabeth answered. "I'd be watchful if I
were you. Did Shirley say whether he had filled any other balloons?"

"She said he had a HUGE bag full of them." Benton replied.

"Then it's obvious what is coming next." Elizabeth answered. "I think he's going to be playing
a few pranks......."

She was cut off by Weaver's scream of outrage. Benton hurried out the door, locking
it behind him. Everyone in the room hurried to the glass window to look towards the
lobby. Where Weaver was covered in soap and water.

"Nice job, Romano!" Dave remarked with a wide grin.

More screams came as several others were coated with soap and water.

"Nice distraction. Wonder what he's planning next?" Susan wondered, aloud.

A loud crash behind them caused them all to jump and turn. On the floor was a
metal grate from the ventilation system. While the others stared at the grate, Elizabeth
looked up. Her eyes stopping on Robert's smiling face.

"Did you miss me?" He asked, drawing everyone's attention to him.

Carter grinned, and saluted Romano with his "lightsaber". Romano grinned and mimicked
the gesture with his own. So Carter had been serious on the lightsaber.....not that they
could be real, of course. That was impossible.

"Throw me that rope!"Elizabeth ordered. "I know you've got one!"

"Very smart, Lizzie." He replied, and dropped his rope, which was constructed of restraints
and bed sheets.

Elizabeth, ignoring most of the stares she got from the others she grabbed the rope and
started climbing, allowing Robert to help her into the vent.

"We shouldn't leave!" Carol protested.

"Oh, shut up!" Romano snapped. "You're five years old. Enjoy it while it lasts! It isn't like
it's permanent! Ask Carter, he can tell you. Really, people, this is the chance of a lifetime.
How often do you get to be child again? You have no responsiblities and can do
ANYTHING you want. So make your choice, do you want to sit here and pout like a five year
old, or go out and have fun like a five year old?"

Dave nodded. "I never thought I'd say this, but Romano is right." He retorted. "I ain't stayin'
in here! I don't even work here anymore!"

"Oh yes!" Carter agreed, grinning. He grabbed the rope once Elizabeth had been safely pulled
into the vent by Romano.

After a few minutes, only Carol, Ross, Kovac, and Gallant were left below.

"Make up your minds!" Romano called. "I haven't got all night!" Then he glanced over at
Elizabeth. "Could you and Carter drop a few more of my distraction missles out there? We
need to stall longer."

Elizabeth nodded and crawled over to where Carter had the bag. Dave quickly joined them.

"Oooh, give ME one! I wanna douse Weaver! She has it coming!" Dave told them.

Carter snickered, and handed Dave a water/soap balloon. Dave hurried off, searching for his
intended victim. Elizabeth shook her head, with a small smile and grabbed a few water
balloons for herself.

After successfully bombing a few more people, Elizabeth looked up to see Romano motioning
her over. "Is that everyone?" She asked, noticing that he was re-latching the opening.

"Yeah, for a moment there I was wondering if Kerry's shadow was gonna stay." Romano told
her, pointing at Gallant.

"I'm glad he didn't. He might have told them how you've been hiding from them." Elizabeth
whispered back with a small smile.

Romano smirked. "I'm disappointed that they haven't yet. I actually thought they were
smarter than that." He admitted. "I guess I was mistaken."

Elizabeth held back a laugh, and shook her head. Romano smiled back at her and frowned as
if he was considering something.

He glanced around, making sure that the others were gone before speaking.
"Have you guessed who is doing this yet?" He asked, in a whisper.

Elizabeth shook her head, confused. She wondered if this had anything to do with
what Carter had been talking about. Something about "reverse wood" and later
those pesky lightsabers.

Romano's smile widened. "Think.......Evil Spoof Authors......and the Lone Gunmen, who were
installing cameras? The free food....which I'm pretty sure Carter's Gamma paid for, since she
wired money to the spoofset, and she WAS a patient here." He reminded her.

Elizabeth frowned, and felt her mouth drop in surprise as everything came back to her. How
had they managed to block this much memory? "How do we reverse this?" She asked, eyeing
Robert. "Obviously there must be a way."

"The same thing that transformed us." He answered, as if it were obvious. "I hid the coffee.
However, the others might have a harder time. I hear Weaver dumped the food."

The memory of the red haired woman in scrubs came to her mind. Sven, one of the
Evil Authors. "No, it was Sven! She offered to get rid of the food. I didn't recognize her then,
but I do now. She was wearing scrubs. I think she probably hid the food." She told him.


Robert frowned, considering this, then nodded. "Maybe. Those two are devious. Cassi is
up in my office, sifting through my desk, even as we speak. She's the reason I remembered
the Spoofset...." His eyes narrowed as he trailed off. "And I can't BELIEVE she didn't TELL
me! I'm supposed to be an ASSISTANT!"

"Abby knows, doesn't she?" Elizabeth questioned, remembering the nurses comments.

"Yes, her and Carter. Better watch Carter though. He had his gun in his locker, along with
that lightsaber, and I saw he had his "U.S. Psychos" badge on. He's likely going to kill
someone, as he IS the number one killer on set. He's had about twenty kills, most of which
were med-crew, as I'm sure you remember." He frowned again. "Come to think of it, I think
he's killed Malucci about three times. Hmm, might be fun to have a lightsaber duel in the
middle of the lobby."

"Robert..." Lizzie said in warning.

"Oh come on. It would be funny! Can you imagine the look on Kerry's face? Or
Benton's........" Romano stopped and scowled. "The one who killed me."

"Yes and you killed him back. So you're even!" Elizabeth pointed out.

Robert sighed. "Let's get out of here, before the idiot adults find you all missing.....with the
door locked, no less." He remarked, thoughtfully. "Love to see 'em try and explain it."

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And we end part six........hmmm checked reviews today, several hours after we
uploading section four. No reviews yet.....well until we get reviews we don't
put up any sections. No offense but we liked to know what all of you think. If
you don't review, we won't know what you want to read. So please review.....
**Very large Bambie Eyes** PLEASE?
Okay, we found a few more today. Very well, we shall be merciful to you and put this
section up. The kids are all out now, and the best is yet to come. They have all been
separated, spread out all over to inflict their own forms of fun. Believe me....each kid is
going to do their own form of terror....may God have mercy on the souls of the adults.