Alright to answer a few questions......I believe someone wanted to know why we
had Ross, and all the other ones that left.......WELL as we mentioned at the
beginning we invited all the poor shmucks. They answered the invites...the idiots.
Is it our fault that they were dumb enough to come? Anyway, the rest of the
people are from our spoofset......if you really want to know who they are all then
read the spoofs...we mention things that happened in them. For all of you who
have read the spoofs you know what we keep mentioning. Anyway, that answers
most of the questions. Malucci has a big scene in this section. I'll try to give him
a point of view.......alright let me get to typing.....and please review. Anyway
story now. Cassi's watching "ER" again......we just finished watching it and now
she had to rewind it so she could see Romano's scenes again. Well he is her
assistant...........
Cassi's finished with the tape for now. Sven's gone to bed early, so I promised
to try and type some. Anyhow, of course I had to see it again! The line of
Romano's "Don't do it....my CAR is down there!!!" to the guy trying to jump off
building was priceless!!! Me thinks this guy's been on our set too long.....well,
wait, then again, if he wanted to act out what we do on set, he would have
pushed him off, then come down, saying the guy jumped. hehehe Judging from
his mental state about now....I think I have an offer for him he can't afford to pass
up. Comin in a future spoof. Right..you guys wanted to hear more right?
Oh yeah, we HAD to have them retain all adult memories....otherwise they wouldn't
have near as much fun! Think of it as fool-proof stress relief! On with the show!
Well Sven made it back in. Cassi was sick last night and didn't finish it, with all
that Romano stuff I'm not suprised. WHAT?! Cassi doesn't agree she had to
print out pictures of him for her quotes notebook. She also wanted a good
one of him and Lizzie fighting. Not that those are hard come by, you can find them
everywhere....................gee I wonder why? Anyway, let's get back to the Chaos!
Guess what! More opening comments...I can hear you all screaming by now. ^_^
We would like to apologize for this having taken so long. We started it on Friday,
which is when the first opening paragraphs were written. Yes, we watch ER on
Friday. Why? Because we don't get it out here in the sticks. Our friend tapes it for
us and we drive all the way back to town every Friday for our weekly fix. Thankyou
very much, Mitch! We really do luv ya for this! And now....guess what we're
actually getting to the story now! Cool, huh?--Cassi
*************************************************************
Benton swore as he washed the soap from his hair and face. If he ever got his
hands on Romano, he was going to strangle him. **That might take awhile with
Romano's magic talent.**
He was still trying to figure out how Romano had managed to throw the balloons
without being seen. Where could he have been hiding? Maybe Elizabeth would
know.
After being soaked twice, he'd had to change into scrubs. There was a good
chance the shirt he'd been wearing was trashed. It was dryclean only. Maybe,
when this was over, he'd have Romano pay for it! **Fat chance....besides, Carter and
Lizzie were the ones who got him!**
After finishing drying his face, he headed towards the lounge. It had been an hour
since the balloons had started dropping. He pulled the key to the lounge from
his pocket and unlocked the door. He was greeted by an empty room. "KERRY!"
He yelled, angry that he had not considered the fact that Romano would break the
others out. He should have KNOWN that! By letting the others out, it would make it
harder to catch him. Now they had twelve to chase instead of one.
Weaver hurried over. "What?" She demanded, as she had been helping a patient.
Benton pointed. "He caused the disraction so he could bust the others out!" He
exclaimed.
"How?! The door was locked! There has been someone watching this door since
we locked them in there!"Weaver protested.
Benton groaned realizing there was one place they hadn't thought about. He
looked up..and Weaver followed his gaze. "He's in the ventilation system. The air
ducts run throughout the entire building. He'd have access to every room in the
building, and we can't trace him! That's why no one sees him sneak in and out!"
He remarked with another groan.
Weaver shook her head in disbelief. "There is no way! They are small and how
could the others get up there? The grate is still in place."
Benton grinned, ruefully. "He made ropes from restraints and bed sheets. He must
have had the last person tie the rope to the grate! Elizabeth was right! He was
making a rope. She knew what he would do. It didn't surprise her when I mentioned
the scrub room. We damn well should have asked her!"
"A little late for that now." Weaver muttered, "But the vents are still very small!"
"Well they certainly didn't phase through the WALL!" Benton argued, "Are you
forgetting that they ARE in fact, children?! The vents are small enough for a child
to enter. Besides, there isn't any other way! Think about it Kerry, he may look like
a five year old, but he doesn't THINK like one!"
At the sound of a shout, both turned to see Chuny heading in their direction.
"Dr. Benton, Dr. Weaver?" She called, waving a clipboard in her hand. "A patient
said a child dressed in scrubs talked to her. He wrote something on her chart and
told her to tell a nurse that she needed to go to X-Ray. Here's the chart."
Benton took the clipboard and groaned as he read it. "It's Romano's handwriting.
Did she say where he went?" He asked.
"No, but she did say there was a little girl also dressed in scrubs with him." Chuny told
them. "I don't know how that could be possible, since the others are locked up."
Weaver groaned. "Not anymore, they aren't! Romano broke them all out! He's been
using the ventilation ducts to sneak around the building!" She growled, and glared at
the ceiling.
Chuny stared and then snickered. "You have to admit, this is a little funny........." She
remarked, trailing off as she noticed they weren't laughing. "Umm, I better get to work."
Benton glared, and Chuny hurried away. This was ridiculous! Why was Romano
treating this as if it were nothing? Did he know whether or not the change was
permanant? Was he involved? No, he couldn't be........not the way he was acting
when Anspaugh and Elizabeth had come down with him. Benton rubbed his head
and groaned, he was getting a terrible headache.
"So if Elizabeth is with Robert, then where are the others?" Weaver wondered.
As an answer, loud shouting came from down the hall. On a gurney being pushed
by Kovac and Ross, was Dave standing up, acting as though he was surfling. Kovac
and Ross, seeing Weaver and Benton, scattered as Dave passed them.
"Wahoooo!" Dave yelled. "Hang TEN!!!!!"
"MALUCCI!!!" Weaver screamed.
Dave grinned and waved. Abby bolted after him.
Benton sighed. "I'll go see where the other two went!" He said and dashed away,
in the direction the others had run in.
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Dave glanced behind him and yelled. "Uh? Kovac? Doug?" Realizing they had
abandoned him he groaned, seeing Abby chasing after him. Great! Now he was
going to get caught. However, he was distracted from that thought, when he
realized he was heading toward a wall. With a shout he jumped off and landed in
a patient's lap. "Ow..." He moaned, trying to clear his head.
"Are you alright?" The woman asked.
Dave looked up and stared.........at the absolutly beautiful woman. Somehow, he
thought perhaps he should know her. **Hmmmm...I didn't think anyone could
forget Rhapsody....I think the spoofset is merging with the "ER"**
"I'm fine now....." Dave breathed, staring at her in awe. Out of the corner of his
eye he saw Abby coming. "I as much as I hate to say this, I gotta run!"
Dave stood, grinned at Abby, and bolted away, heading for the nearest opening
to the ventilation system. Romano was right about the adults not being able to
follow them there. He darted inside just as Abby reached him. She tried to
grab him but he pulled himself out of her reach. Then he stuck his tongue out
and hurried away. It was time to find some other area to trash!
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Carter, seated comfortably on the roof, pulled out his cell-phone that he had rescued
from his locker. He speed-dialed Ardeth's number, and it was answered immediately.
"This is Ardeth." Ardeth answered. **You don't even want to know what a Med-jai
from 1934 is doing with a cell-phone in the middle of the Sahara desert**
"It's me, Carter. The spoofauthors have changed half the doctors into children. I'm
one! You wanna come and join us? We're trashing the hospital. All you have to do
is eat the tainted food, and then your five. It can be reversed easily, so wanna come?"
Carter questioned.
"Sounds like fun, my friend. I'll be there as soon as I can....I'll take my speeder bike."
Ardeth answered, with a grin. "Where will you meet me?" **Do we need to repeat
ourselves with the speeder bike from StarWars? He has a lightsaber and a Glock too,
before we have to say the same thing about that.**
"Inside the ambulance bay. You remember where that is, don't you?" Carter asked.
**Yes, he IS going to park that speeder bike in the Ambulance Bay**
"I played Newman! I was THERE once, give me about an hour." Ardeth told him.
"I gotta go now. I don't want to get caught, so I'll see you when you get here!" Carter
told him and hung up. Well, that would make this all the more funner. Now to
find Romano and tell him that Ardeth was coming.....now where the heck were Romano
and Lizzie?
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Benton returned to the admit desk and groaned, seeing what a mess the main
lobby was. When this was over, he would NEVER return to this hospital again.
Why had he let himself be talked into staying?
Weaver joined him, looking exhausted. "Are you sure they aren't converting to
five year olds?" She asked.
"REAL five year olds are better behaved!" Benton retorted.
Weaver nodded in agreement. "True.......has anyone managed to catch any of them?"
She asked.
"Gallant turned himself in. He said he didn't want anything to do with those
nutballs." Benton replied. He frowned as he watched a small child dressed
like a comic book character approach him.
"Could you find my Daddys and Mommy?" The boy asked. He almost seemed
like a baby version of the X-Men character, Wolverine.
"Can you tell me what their names are?" Benton asked.
"Well there is Daddy Logan, and Daddy Spike, and Mommy Buffy!" He answered.
"I'm Wolvie and I need to find my sister too, her name is Shadowkitty."
Benton stared."Wait....you have two fathers?" He asked.
"Actually, I have three, and two Mommys. Dada Pip and Mama Jemima, she's a
cat." Wolvie told him. "My other Mommy is a Vampire Slayer and my Daddy
is a vampire and my other Daddy is a big ugly smelly Gorilla!" **See the Heir to
the Spoof, The Vampire Mummy Returns,& Peregrin; a Willow Spoof.**
"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CALL PSYCH DOWN HERE!!!" He yelled.
"NOOOO!! I don't like Cyke, he's a wimp who has a lisp!" Wolvie retorted, disgusted.
Benton looked at the stunned Weaver. "You take this one. I don't work here anymore!"
Another small child appeared, this one wearing a visor. "He didn't call for me. He
wanth a thsomeone to tell you that you are a sthupid retard." Cyke told Wolvie. "The
retht of uth already know it."
Wolvie let out a yell and tackled Cyke.
"WHO do these kids, belong to?" Benton asked.
"We not KIDS, we don't go nah! We are X-Babies!" Wolvie protested.
"You're sthupid!" Cyke pointed out.
"I AM NOT!" Wolvie yelled, a loud snickt was heard and claws popped out of Wolvie's
hands.
Benton pulled out a bottle of Aspirin and popped a couple pills in his mouth.
"How does that kid have six inch claws?" Weaver asked.
"They are MY patients...I'll find their Mommys and Daddys. Don't worry." Abby
put in and started to lead them away.
"Don't call the Gorilla man, he'd just tell you to dump me in the river like Dada Pip
wanted to do to my Daddy-Spike's Uncle Nephew......." Wolvie protested as Abby lead
them away.**As in Peregrin A "Willow" Spoof**
"I can sympathize with him. Where are all these lunatics coming from?" Benton
demanded.
"What the HELL is going on?!" Anspaugh asked, hurrying up to them. "There
are five year olds wrecking the hospital!"
"Yes, we know! Romano let them all out!" Weaver informed him. "We can't catch
them. They have been moving through the ventilation shafts. We can't follow them
there, and apparently, Romano showed them how!"
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Anspaugh muttered.
"It also appears that he is STILL seeing patients." Weaver added, handing the
clipboard to him.
Anspaugh read it and shook his head. "He's good. Where's Elizabeth?" He asked.
"With Romano. The patient discribed her." Benton admitted.
"That doesn't surprise me either. They're two of a kind!" Anspaugh remarked, ruefully.
"Just watch them. They fight way too much. I think they both enjoy it."
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Sven, now bored with what was going on downstairs, **Believe me, you're much safer
not knowing. Let's just say we have very short attention spans** headed toward
Romano's office. She grinned at Cassi when she entered. "So where's the food?"
She asked.
Cassi pointed toward the cart and Sven snagged her lunch. "How's everything
downstairs?" Cassi wanted to know. "And where the heck are my heroin rolls?"
"Fruit by the Foot." Sven retorted. "Under the cart. There's about five boxes."
Cassi grinned, tossed Romano's now empty box of candy bars aside, and attacked
the food cart. "Ahhh....sugar rush." She sighed, as she opened the first box. **Cassi
is addicted to Fruit by the Foot. We swear they're made of heroin, but can't prove it.
For the record, she can empty three boxes in 2 and a half days....tops. We've both
emptied two in one day before....that's each of us: two in one day**
"Anyways, downstairs, the idiots are so worried about what the patients will see,
they haven't figured out that a good portion of the "patients" are all spoof characters."
Sven retorted with a grin. "I have to admit, this is almost funner then spoof-writing. We
have to do this more often. Everyone loves good torture. So long as Carter doesn't aquire
himself anymore kills. Oh, yeah the Raptor squad has out side the hospital secured. We
shouldn't get to many REAL patients. Steve said he'd eat anyone who is a pest...........I
should have them eat Pratt." **I don't like Pratt. I think I mentioned that before.**
**Steve V Raptor, Nick V Raptor, Sara D Raptor, and Bridget B Raptor..and the Raptor
Squad (a group of 40 Raptors wearing actual cards with numbers on them)..Jurassic Spoof,
by Cassi & Sven, Jurassic: Lost World by Cassi & Batman spoof, by Sven...also in any
done during or after these spoofs.**
"Is Bill out there with them?" Cassi asked.
"Behind the building, hiding........behind another REALLY big rock. He has a milkbone,
that'll keep him busy. Although how anyone would miss a rock that big is beyond me,
but this IS Chicago. Anyway, I'm sure a few of those idiots down there will begin to
figure things out. This is like living proof to Malcom's "Chaos Theory. Unpredictabilty."
Sven answered. **Bill Spino...thinks he's a dog. "James of the Jungle" by Cassi**
"So who all is here?" Cassi questioned.
"Most of the spoofset. This is beginning to get out of hand.......oh well. Just like
our spoofs." Sven pointed out. "Wonder what the fans will think?"
"I'm sure they will tell us."Cassi put in.
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END SECTION SEVEN: Alright, what are you waiting for? Tell us already........yes
our spoofset is merging with "ER" Not that it's hard, considering, Cook County
General was the hospital in the Fugitive. Anyway, tell us what you think. We are
pretty much ad-libbing now. Now, a few things......YES there will be other "ER"
Characters changed into children...............you'll love that one....when it comes. As
for other spoof set people, probably a lot of them....Ardeth included. Can you
just see him walking in the hospital with his scimitar strapped to his back, his lightsaber
his glock, as he is a U.S. Psycho. Anyway, tell us what you want and we'll try to get
it in. Also a note to, Rhapsody Child of Sky. Yes the Rhapsody Characters are in
this. As of the End of Fellowship, which has yet to be posted, they are on our set...
YES I'm working on Fellowship.......hence the long delay. This story is getting more
reviews **Hint,HINT!!** So it's being updated faster.
Another note....YES, Romano of course has hair! It will be mentioned later on by some
one. It hasn't yet because he's STILL wearing his surgical cap! He had it on when he
was changed. It will get jerked off later! Don't worry. We will take full advantage of his
childhood cuteness. ^_^--Cassi
had Ross, and all the other ones that left.......WELL as we mentioned at the
beginning we invited all the poor shmucks. They answered the invites...the idiots.
Is it our fault that they were dumb enough to come? Anyway, the rest of the
people are from our spoofset......if you really want to know who they are all then
read the spoofs...we mention things that happened in them. For all of you who
have read the spoofs you know what we keep mentioning. Anyway, that answers
most of the questions. Malucci has a big scene in this section. I'll try to give him
a point of view.......alright let me get to typing.....and please review. Anyway
story now. Cassi's watching "ER" again......we just finished watching it and now
she had to rewind it so she could see Romano's scenes again. Well he is her
assistant...........
Cassi's finished with the tape for now. Sven's gone to bed early, so I promised
to try and type some. Anyhow, of course I had to see it again! The line of
Romano's "Don't do it....my CAR is down there!!!" to the guy trying to jump off
building was priceless!!! Me thinks this guy's been on our set too long.....well,
wait, then again, if he wanted to act out what we do on set, he would have
pushed him off, then come down, saying the guy jumped. hehehe Judging from
his mental state about now....I think I have an offer for him he can't afford to pass
up. Comin in a future spoof. Right..you guys wanted to hear more right?
Oh yeah, we HAD to have them retain all adult memories....otherwise they wouldn't
have near as much fun! Think of it as fool-proof stress relief! On with the show!
Well Sven made it back in. Cassi was sick last night and didn't finish it, with all
that Romano stuff I'm not suprised. WHAT?! Cassi doesn't agree she had to
print out pictures of him for her quotes notebook. She also wanted a good
one of him and Lizzie fighting. Not that those are hard come by, you can find them
everywhere....................gee I wonder why? Anyway, let's get back to the Chaos!
Guess what! More opening comments...I can hear you all screaming by now. ^_^
We would like to apologize for this having taken so long. We started it on Friday,
which is when the first opening paragraphs were written. Yes, we watch ER on
Friday. Why? Because we don't get it out here in the sticks. Our friend tapes it for
us and we drive all the way back to town every Friday for our weekly fix. Thankyou
very much, Mitch! We really do luv ya for this! And now....guess what we're
actually getting to the story now! Cool, huh?--Cassi
*************************************************************
Benton swore as he washed the soap from his hair and face. If he ever got his
hands on Romano, he was going to strangle him. **That might take awhile with
Romano's magic talent.**
He was still trying to figure out how Romano had managed to throw the balloons
without being seen. Where could he have been hiding? Maybe Elizabeth would
know.
After being soaked twice, he'd had to change into scrubs. There was a good
chance the shirt he'd been wearing was trashed. It was dryclean only. Maybe,
when this was over, he'd have Romano pay for it! **Fat chance....besides, Carter and
Lizzie were the ones who got him!**
After finishing drying his face, he headed towards the lounge. It had been an hour
since the balloons had started dropping. He pulled the key to the lounge from
his pocket and unlocked the door. He was greeted by an empty room. "KERRY!"
He yelled, angry that he had not considered the fact that Romano would break the
others out. He should have KNOWN that! By letting the others out, it would make it
harder to catch him. Now they had twelve to chase instead of one.
Weaver hurried over. "What?" She demanded, as she had been helping a patient.
Benton pointed. "He caused the disraction so he could bust the others out!" He
exclaimed.
"How?! The door was locked! There has been someone watching this door since
we locked them in there!"Weaver protested.
Benton groaned realizing there was one place they hadn't thought about. He
looked up..and Weaver followed his gaze. "He's in the ventilation system. The air
ducts run throughout the entire building. He'd have access to every room in the
building, and we can't trace him! That's why no one sees him sneak in and out!"
He remarked with another groan.
Weaver shook her head in disbelief. "There is no way! They are small and how
could the others get up there? The grate is still in place."
Benton grinned, ruefully. "He made ropes from restraints and bed sheets. He must
have had the last person tie the rope to the grate! Elizabeth was right! He was
making a rope. She knew what he would do. It didn't surprise her when I mentioned
the scrub room. We damn well should have asked her!"
"A little late for that now." Weaver muttered, "But the vents are still very small!"
"Well they certainly didn't phase through the WALL!" Benton argued, "Are you
forgetting that they ARE in fact, children?! The vents are small enough for a child
to enter. Besides, there isn't any other way! Think about it Kerry, he may look like
a five year old, but he doesn't THINK like one!"
At the sound of a shout, both turned to see Chuny heading in their direction.
"Dr. Benton, Dr. Weaver?" She called, waving a clipboard in her hand. "A patient
said a child dressed in scrubs talked to her. He wrote something on her chart and
told her to tell a nurse that she needed to go to X-Ray. Here's the chart."
Benton took the clipboard and groaned as he read it. "It's Romano's handwriting.
Did she say where he went?" He asked.
"No, but she did say there was a little girl also dressed in scrubs with him." Chuny told
them. "I don't know how that could be possible, since the others are locked up."
Weaver groaned. "Not anymore, they aren't! Romano broke them all out! He's been
using the ventilation ducts to sneak around the building!" She growled, and glared at
the ceiling.
Chuny stared and then snickered. "You have to admit, this is a little funny........." She
remarked, trailing off as she noticed they weren't laughing. "Umm, I better get to work."
Benton glared, and Chuny hurried away. This was ridiculous! Why was Romano
treating this as if it were nothing? Did he know whether or not the change was
permanant? Was he involved? No, he couldn't be........not the way he was acting
when Anspaugh and Elizabeth had come down with him. Benton rubbed his head
and groaned, he was getting a terrible headache.
"So if Elizabeth is with Robert, then where are the others?" Weaver wondered.
As an answer, loud shouting came from down the hall. On a gurney being pushed
by Kovac and Ross, was Dave standing up, acting as though he was surfling. Kovac
and Ross, seeing Weaver and Benton, scattered as Dave passed them.
"Wahoooo!" Dave yelled. "Hang TEN!!!!!"
"MALUCCI!!!" Weaver screamed.
Dave grinned and waved. Abby bolted after him.
Benton sighed. "I'll go see where the other two went!" He said and dashed away,
in the direction the others had run in.
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Dave glanced behind him and yelled. "Uh? Kovac? Doug?" Realizing they had
abandoned him he groaned, seeing Abby chasing after him. Great! Now he was
going to get caught. However, he was distracted from that thought, when he
realized he was heading toward a wall. With a shout he jumped off and landed in
a patient's lap. "Ow..." He moaned, trying to clear his head.
"Are you alright?" The woman asked.
Dave looked up and stared.........at the absolutly beautiful woman. Somehow, he
thought perhaps he should know her. **Hmmmm...I didn't think anyone could
forget Rhapsody....I think the spoofset is merging with the "ER"**
"I'm fine now....." Dave breathed, staring at her in awe. Out of the corner of his
eye he saw Abby coming. "I as much as I hate to say this, I gotta run!"
Dave stood, grinned at Abby, and bolted away, heading for the nearest opening
to the ventilation system. Romano was right about the adults not being able to
follow them there. He darted inside just as Abby reached him. She tried to
grab him but he pulled himself out of her reach. Then he stuck his tongue out
and hurried away. It was time to find some other area to trash!
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Carter, seated comfortably on the roof, pulled out his cell-phone that he had rescued
from his locker. He speed-dialed Ardeth's number, and it was answered immediately.
"This is Ardeth." Ardeth answered. **You don't even want to know what a Med-jai
from 1934 is doing with a cell-phone in the middle of the Sahara desert**
"It's me, Carter. The spoofauthors have changed half the doctors into children. I'm
one! You wanna come and join us? We're trashing the hospital. All you have to do
is eat the tainted food, and then your five. It can be reversed easily, so wanna come?"
Carter questioned.
"Sounds like fun, my friend. I'll be there as soon as I can....I'll take my speeder bike."
Ardeth answered, with a grin. "Where will you meet me?" **Do we need to repeat
ourselves with the speeder bike from StarWars? He has a lightsaber and a Glock too,
before we have to say the same thing about that.**
"Inside the ambulance bay. You remember where that is, don't you?" Carter asked.
**Yes, he IS going to park that speeder bike in the Ambulance Bay**
"I played Newman! I was THERE once, give me about an hour." Ardeth told him.
"I gotta go now. I don't want to get caught, so I'll see you when you get here!" Carter
told him and hung up. Well, that would make this all the more funner. Now to
find Romano and tell him that Ardeth was coming.....now where the heck were Romano
and Lizzie?
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Benton returned to the admit desk and groaned, seeing what a mess the main
lobby was. When this was over, he would NEVER return to this hospital again.
Why had he let himself be talked into staying?
Weaver joined him, looking exhausted. "Are you sure they aren't converting to
five year olds?" She asked.
"REAL five year olds are better behaved!" Benton retorted.
Weaver nodded in agreement. "True.......has anyone managed to catch any of them?"
She asked.
"Gallant turned himself in. He said he didn't want anything to do with those
nutballs." Benton replied. He frowned as he watched a small child dressed
like a comic book character approach him.
"Could you find my Daddys and Mommy?" The boy asked. He almost seemed
like a baby version of the X-Men character, Wolverine.
"Can you tell me what their names are?" Benton asked.
"Well there is Daddy Logan, and Daddy Spike, and Mommy Buffy!" He answered.
"I'm Wolvie and I need to find my sister too, her name is Shadowkitty."
Benton stared."Wait....you have two fathers?" He asked.
"Actually, I have three, and two Mommys. Dada Pip and Mama Jemima, she's a
cat." Wolvie told him. "My other Mommy is a Vampire Slayer and my Daddy
is a vampire and my other Daddy is a big ugly smelly Gorilla!" **See the Heir to
the Spoof, The Vampire Mummy Returns,& Peregrin; a Willow Spoof.**
"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE CALL PSYCH DOWN HERE!!!" He yelled.
"NOOOO!! I don't like Cyke, he's a wimp who has a lisp!" Wolvie retorted, disgusted.
Benton looked at the stunned Weaver. "You take this one. I don't work here anymore!"
Another small child appeared, this one wearing a visor. "He didn't call for me. He
wanth a thsomeone to tell you that you are a sthupid retard." Cyke told Wolvie. "The
retht of uth already know it."
Wolvie let out a yell and tackled Cyke.
"WHO do these kids, belong to?" Benton asked.
"We not KIDS, we don't go nah! We are X-Babies!" Wolvie protested.
"You're sthupid!" Cyke pointed out.
"I AM NOT!" Wolvie yelled, a loud snickt was heard and claws popped out of Wolvie's
hands.
Benton pulled out a bottle of Aspirin and popped a couple pills in his mouth.
"How does that kid have six inch claws?" Weaver asked.
"They are MY patients...I'll find their Mommys and Daddys. Don't worry." Abby
put in and started to lead them away.
"Don't call the Gorilla man, he'd just tell you to dump me in the river like Dada Pip
wanted to do to my Daddy-Spike's Uncle Nephew......." Wolvie protested as Abby lead
them away.**As in Peregrin A "Willow" Spoof**
"I can sympathize with him. Where are all these lunatics coming from?" Benton
demanded.
"What the HELL is going on?!" Anspaugh asked, hurrying up to them. "There
are five year olds wrecking the hospital!"
"Yes, we know! Romano let them all out!" Weaver informed him. "We can't catch
them. They have been moving through the ventilation shafts. We can't follow them
there, and apparently, Romano showed them how!"
"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Anspaugh muttered.
"It also appears that he is STILL seeing patients." Weaver added, handing the
clipboard to him.
Anspaugh read it and shook his head. "He's good. Where's Elizabeth?" He asked.
"With Romano. The patient discribed her." Benton admitted.
"That doesn't surprise me either. They're two of a kind!" Anspaugh remarked, ruefully.
"Just watch them. They fight way too much. I think they both enjoy it."
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Sven, now bored with what was going on downstairs, **Believe me, you're much safer
not knowing. Let's just say we have very short attention spans** headed toward
Romano's office. She grinned at Cassi when she entered. "So where's the food?"
She asked.
Cassi pointed toward the cart and Sven snagged her lunch. "How's everything
downstairs?" Cassi wanted to know. "And where the heck are my heroin rolls?"
"Fruit by the Foot." Sven retorted. "Under the cart. There's about five boxes."
Cassi grinned, tossed Romano's now empty box of candy bars aside, and attacked
the food cart. "Ahhh....sugar rush." She sighed, as she opened the first box. **Cassi
is addicted to Fruit by the Foot. We swear they're made of heroin, but can't prove it.
For the record, she can empty three boxes in 2 and a half days....tops. We've both
emptied two in one day before....that's each of us: two in one day**
"Anyways, downstairs, the idiots are so worried about what the patients will see,
they haven't figured out that a good portion of the "patients" are all spoof characters."
Sven retorted with a grin. "I have to admit, this is almost funner then spoof-writing. We
have to do this more often. Everyone loves good torture. So long as Carter doesn't aquire
himself anymore kills. Oh, yeah the Raptor squad has out side the hospital secured. We
shouldn't get to many REAL patients. Steve said he'd eat anyone who is a pest...........I
should have them eat Pratt." **I don't like Pratt. I think I mentioned that before.**
**Steve V Raptor, Nick V Raptor, Sara D Raptor, and Bridget B Raptor..and the Raptor
Squad (a group of 40 Raptors wearing actual cards with numbers on them)..Jurassic Spoof,
by Cassi & Sven, Jurassic: Lost World by Cassi & Batman spoof, by Sven...also in any
done during or after these spoofs.**
"Is Bill out there with them?" Cassi asked.
"Behind the building, hiding........behind another REALLY big rock. He has a milkbone,
that'll keep him busy. Although how anyone would miss a rock that big is beyond me,
but this IS Chicago. Anyway, I'm sure a few of those idiots down there will begin to
figure things out. This is like living proof to Malcom's "Chaos Theory. Unpredictabilty."
Sven answered. **Bill Spino...thinks he's a dog. "James of the Jungle" by Cassi**
"So who all is here?" Cassi questioned.
"Most of the spoofset. This is beginning to get out of hand.......oh well. Just like
our spoofs." Sven pointed out. "Wonder what the fans will think?"
"I'm sure they will tell us."Cassi put in.
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END SECTION SEVEN: Alright, what are you waiting for? Tell us already........yes
our spoofset is merging with "ER" Not that it's hard, considering, Cook County
General was the hospital in the Fugitive. Anyway, tell us what you think. We are
pretty much ad-libbing now. Now, a few things......YES there will be other "ER"
Characters changed into children...............you'll love that one....when it comes. As
for other spoof set people, probably a lot of them....Ardeth included. Can you
just see him walking in the hospital with his scimitar strapped to his back, his lightsaber
his glock, as he is a U.S. Psycho. Anyway, tell us what you want and we'll try to get
it in. Also a note to, Rhapsody Child of Sky. Yes the Rhapsody Characters are in
this. As of the End of Fellowship, which has yet to be posted, they are on our set...
YES I'm working on Fellowship.......hence the long delay. This story is getting more
reviews **Hint,HINT!!** So it's being updated faster.
Another note....YES, Romano of course has hair! It will be mentioned later on by some
one. It hasn't yet because he's STILL wearing his surgical cap! He had it on when he
was changed. It will get jerked off later! Don't worry. We will take full advantage of his
childhood cuteness. ^_^--Cassi