Alright, I believe we left you in utter chaos.........I hope you liked the last chapter.
We get carried away when things start to go nuts. Anyway, where were we in the
story hmmmm, oh that's right Carter is looking for Romano and Lizzie, with Ardeth
on the way. We need someone at the admit desk, since Jerry is five and currently
wreaking havok like the rest of the five year olds....or most of them. Frank will
be coming in.....to an empty lobby or..........almost empty......I'll let you wait and
read. Okay, Cassi is changing our dartboard pics as the old ones have five million
holes in them. Maybe we'll send them to Emmy. Oh, right. I forgot you want the
story to continue.
Incidentally, the new ones already have five million holes in them ^_^ --Cassi
**************************************************************
Romano paused and looked around the corner. No one was paying attention to
the admit desk.....good. He glanced back at Lizzie and nodded. Both, after another
quick look around, headed toward the desk. Once reaching it, they pulled a
chair up next to the counter. Lizzie held it in place while Romano climbed onto
the counter.
"Robert, be careful." Lizzie ordered.
"Honestly, Lizzie, have you no sense of humor? They have this one coming!" He
retorted.
"I meant if you fall off that counter, you'll be breaking your neck, because I'm NOT
catching you!" Lizzie shot back.
Romano shook his head, grinning, then he looked up at the board. After finding
the right patient's name he erased the name and wrote; "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE
DUST!!" In big bold letters.
"WHAT are you KIDS doing?!" A loud voice demanded, NEARLY causing Romano
to actually fall off the counter.
"I think it's time to scram!" Romano stated, seeing Frank head in their direction.
He jumped to the chair and then to the floor. He ducked under Frank's arm as the big man
grabbed for him. He felt Frank get ahold of the surgical cap he was wearing, so
he ducked lower, feeling the cap came off and he bolted, grabbing Lizzie's hand as he did.
"Come on, Lizzie! Time to GO!!"
"You have HAIR." Lizzie pointed out, as they bolted away from the lobby.
"Very funny, Lizzie! Less talk, more run!" Romano managed to get out. "I don't think
Frank has any chance of catching us if we keep moving. He weighs to much and doesn't
really seem like he runs much!"
They bolted around another corner and slammed into Carter. Causing them
all to fall over.
"We have got to stop meeting like this!" Carter suggested, pulling himself out from under
them.
"We have to run! Frank saw us mess with the board, and he'll have one of the EVIL
adults looking for us!" Romano told him.
Carter shrugged and grinned. "Who cares? This hospital is full of spoof cast. I'm
sure you must have noticed......"He trailed off as he saw the surprised looks on
Romano and Corday's faces. "You didn't notice? There are fake patients....most
of them, in fact. There is also a REALLY big rock behind the hospital, which I assume
Bill is behind. They really need to get more creative on how they hide him."
"There is a DINOSAUR behind the building and NO ONE has noticed him?!?"
Romano demanded.
"Actually, the whole Raptor squad is out there too." Carter added, with an insane grin.
"I don't believe this place!" Romano exclaimed, as Lizzie burst out laughing.
"That isn't funny, Lizzie!"
"Oh, yeah. I invited Ardeth. He said he'd be here in an hour....."Carter paused to
look at his watch. "Forty-five minutes now, I guess."
"How did you invite him?" Romano asked confused.
"I called his cell-phone." Carter answered.
Romano glanced at Lizzie, who was laughing harder. "You know, a year ago, this might
have seemed strange." He said dryly.
"There you are!" Frank yelled, coming around the corner.
Romano grabbed Lizzie's hand and bolted. "RUN!" He yelled.
Carter followed, keeping up with them.
******************************************************************
Frank angrily chased after the children. He turned another corner and they were
gone. GREAT, where had they gone to? It was definitly time to find Weaver and ask
her what the hell was going on. First, he was called in on his day off so he could
replace Jerry. And they hadn't even said why Jerry wasn't doing the job. Now THIS!
Could the day get any worse?! **And what do we say? Awww, you ain't seen NOTHIN
yet!**
****************************************************************
Benton glared at the board. "Why didn't anyone see this happen?" He demanded.
"I did!" Frank growled, heading back up to the admit desk. "Stupid kids!"
"Which kid?" Weaver wanted to know.
"Two little kids in surgical scrubs." Frank spat out, and slammed a surgical
cap on the desk.
"Congratulations, you found Romano and Corday." Weaver told him. She glanced
at the cap. "You are the only employee who's seen them in hours."
"What?!" Frank demanded, in surprise.
"Half the docters have been turned into children." Benton explained.
"They met up with a third one. Dressed like Carter usually does. Was it him?" Frank
asked.
"You found Carter ALSO? You really ARE doing good. He's been missing longer."
Weaver informed him. "Now where did they go?"
"They disappeared." Frank admitted. "I turned the corner and they were gone."
"Back into the ventilation shafts." Benton concluded.
**************************************************************
Meanwhile, in the nurses lounge, Susan, Jing Mae, and Carol were putting the finishing
touches on the ketchup and mustard mural they were painting on the wall.
"These make great finger paints." Susan pointed out. "I can't believe I never noticed it
before."
Carol smirked. "You weren't five years old before....I mean not like this." She remarked.
Jing Mae nodded. "I heard Dave took a gurney through the main lobby. He was
gurney surfing." She mentioned.
Susan snickered and Carol shook her head. "Doug was pushing." Carol told them. "It
was a heck of a sight.....especially after they ran off and left him there."
Ross suddenly ran in, laughing. "Hey, guess what Romano did to the main board." He
asked, as he entered.
"What?" Susan asked, still admiring the mural.
"He wrote; "another one bites the dust" in huge letters! Oh yeah, and Frank snagged
his surgical cap." Ross informed them. "You know he actually has hair?"
"REALLY?" Susan exclaimed, surprised. "No!"
"Oh yeah, laugh it up!" Romano growled from the vent opening. He crawled out when
they turned, followed by Corday and Carter.
Susan laughed. "Wow, I'm impressed. He's a redhead."
Romano eyed the mural, ignoring the comment. "Nice job. All you need now is pickle
relish and a hotdog." He stated.
"It's different." Carter remarked. "Guess what? Ardeth's coming!"
Susan, Ross, Carol, and Jing Mae, stared........"What?"
Romano rolled his eyes. "Carter's 'Mophine buddy?'" He paused, waiting for a reaction.
When there wasn't any, he shrugged and changed the subject. "You know there are
dinosaurs in the parking lot?"
"What?" Susan asked blankly.
"HEY everyone!" Dave yelled, entering. "Did you know there was a big rock behind
the hospital?"
"Yeah that's Bill." Romano told him.
"You named the rock?" Dave asked.
"No Bill's the dino-dog behind it." Carter retorted. "The one with the big Milk bone."
At the blank stares, Romano, Carter and Corday burst out laughing.
Dave frowned, an odd look on his face. "Wait.......Bill Spino?" He asked, frowning.
Romano and Carter grinned. "There IS a smart one in the bunch." Romano proclaimed,
looking shocked. "Never thought it would be Dave, though."
"That isn't funny!" Dave growled, then glared at Carter. "YOU KILLED ME THREE
TIMES!" He yelled, and attacked Carter.
"Ummm...Lizzie let's get out of here." Romano suggested. Then he grinned. "I bet Dr.
Babcock is all dried off now."
Corday gave an evil grin. "Well, we'll have to remedy that, won't we? Bye, Everyone!"
Shecalled to the others, and the two climbed back into the vent opening, disappearing
from sight.
Susan moved her gaze back to the fighting duo. "Should we demand an explaination
once they are done killing each other?" She asked Jing Mae.
Jing Mae nodded, glaring at the duo. "I want to know more about this Bill........"
She trailed off as Abby entered the lounge.
Both Carter and Dave froze. "Uh-oh!" They exclaimed in unison.
"You WRECKED the lounge!" Abby yelled in protest.
"It's an improvement!" Carol retorted, with a pout. "And we thought it was so pretty,
too."
"I'm going!" Carter yelled, heading toward the vent opening. "Love you Abby, gotta go,
see you later!" were his parting words as he disappeared from sight.
Susan and Jing Mae bolted out the door before Abby could move. Dave jumped in
through the vent, not far behind Carter.
Ross and Carol eyed Abby, who was glaring at them. "Can't you just turn yourselves
in?" She asked, tiredly.
Surprisingly enough, they both nodded. Abby sighed, relieved,and motioned for them to
follow her into the lobby.
*************************************************************
Upstairs in the surgical lounge, a bored Kovac and Malik were throwing scalpels at the
cupboard. The floor was already littered with cups, plastic forks, spoones, knives
and straws. They had pushed most of the chairs and tables out of the way.
"Nice throw!" Malik told Kovac.
"This is kind of fun. I just imagine the cupboards are people I don't like!" Kovac admitted,
with a grin.
The sound of a crash behind them, made them turn. Romano and Corday had
just entered from the ventilation grate. Both slid down a rope to the floor. "Hey
this is our turf!" Romano protested, surveying the mess.
"We figured you were downstairs." Malik stated, throwing another scalpel into one of
the cabinets.
"We were. Not anymore, have you seen Babcock?" Corday asked.
"No one has been on this floor for awhile. No major traumas. I've been wondering
why. But after looking outside, I realized why." Kovac told them. "The Raptor Squad
and Bill are out there."
Malik stared at Kovac, who just grinned.
"So you remember." Romano remarked, sounding annoyed.
"Well I was a tempory assistant!" Kovac retorted. "You don't exactly forget those kinds
of things."
"WAS!" Romano shot back, glaring.
Kovac shrugged. He didn't want to discuss this with Romano. He threw another
scalpel.
"You are putting holes in the cabinet." Corday stated. "That will take forever to repair."
"The authors can repair it by snapping their fingers." Kovac pointed out.
Romano frowned. This was pretty boring. "Come on, Lizzie. Let's go see if they've
finished cleaning the scrub room yet." He remarked, heading out the door.
Elizabeth frowned. "I don't think Shirley's going to appreciate this." She muttered under
her breath, following him.
***************************************************************
Abby reached the lobby with Carol and Ross. Weaver's mouth dropped when she
saw who was with her.
"You actually caught a few?" Weaver asked in surprise.
"Considering how many I found, this is poor results." Abby answered.
"Was Romano with them?" Benton demanded.
"Not that I saw." Abby told him.
"Romano was there, BEFORE Abby arrived." Carol told them.
"He was? Where did he go?" Weaver questioned.
"He said something to Corday, about Babcock being dried off by now." Ross put in.
"I'll check his office." Weaver told them, and headed towards the stairs. The elevator
seemed to have stopped working. Probably one of the five year olds had messed
with the control panels or something.
"I'll come with you." Benton offered.
Abby froze. "That may not be a good......idea.....I mean he's probably not in there."
She protested.
Weaver frowned. "Abby? Do you know something you aren't telling us?"
Abby frowned. "Uh nothing......." She mumbled. "Never mind."
****************************************************************
Outside, in the ambulance bay, a speeder bike pulled up. A man with a pony tail,
dressed in black leather was seated on it. A scimitar was strapped to his back, and a
lightsaber was on his belt, as well as a gun in a holster. The words "U.S. PSYCHOS"
were on the front of his black shirt. A badge was hanging around his neck. He
got off, and headed for the enterance. As he walked through, the metal detectors went
off, causing security to stop him. The secuty guards were instantly turned into frogs.
***************************************************************
End Section Eight
Oh, did we forget to mention that Ardeth has the talent of transformation? He
can change any living thing into any other living thing. Makes a lot of sense
doesn't it? Can you believe this entire section was typed in about two hours?
It would have been quicker but we had to eat dinner. AND I had to cream Romano
on the dartboard a few hundred times. Now my arm hurts. However, the new
Romano picture has almost as many holes as the old one. It's the season nine
mugshot. Cassi doesn't like the picture because it Quote: "Makes him look evil."
Anyway, give us reviews. We want to hear more....we want to know what you
thought about this section. Now I'll start on section nine, so I'll have it done ahead.
That way, the story doesn't get too far behind. However, I do have a few more other
stories that need to be typed in. One I'm publishing when I finish it and the other is the
next section of Fellowship. Oh yeah, if any of you want more craziness than just what
is in this story, there is the spoofs. We would love new reviews on the old spoofs.
The Fugitive from the ER, is the one that Romano and Weaver were killed and sent
off with Abominable. Jurassic Spoof The Lost World, is where they came back
and Carter killed most of the medcrew. Something to do with Sobriki. I'll let Cassi
add her bit later. I'm done. Alright, Cassi wanted me to mention one more thing.
The next section of Fellowship should be up soon. Carter is Isilder, and how he
got in the Fellowship, we don't know. Bill Spino is playing Bill the pony. If you like
this story, you would love the spoofs....that is the fans who haven't read them yet.
Eventually, my assistant Dor will make it in this story......................his magic talent
is communication with the inanimate. That's why we couldn't get the ring to shut-up
in Fellowship........we had the same problem with the script. Anyway, I'll quit for know.
Cassi still has to add her stuff throughout this section. The next section will have
Weaver and Benton encountering the spoofauthors. Cassi also said to add again, for all
you Romano fans, he is narrating Forbidden Spoof. Look under Cassi's spoofs. She
is listed in my favorites section. The next section of Forbiddon spoof can't come
out until I finish Fellowship. Alright NOW I really have to stop, Cassi will add more.
Hmm, Cassi's section....Cassi feels so special....okay, enough of the pointless crap. Hmm,
in Jurassic 3, we have Romano on morphine.....yes, my devoted fans...Deb, Becca, etc...
there will be more morphine madness. As Murdoc & Ryan Gaerity are also among the
morphine junkies for this. Oh right, this is about this story. This story...hmm, chapter 9
is not yet typed....or written, for that matter. We're ad-libbing from now on. Although
I, Cassi, DO have a general scene planned for Weaver finding me in Romano's office.
Becca.....think Marx Brothers. Monkey Business....Captain's office. ^_~ (with a few of
my own touches thrown in!)
We get carried away when things start to go nuts. Anyway, where were we in the
story hmmmm, oh that's right Carter is looking for Romano and Lizzie, with Ardeth
on the way. We need someone at the admit desk, since Jerry is five and currently
wreaking havok like the rest of the five year olds....or most of them. Frank will
be coming in.....to an empty lobby or..........almost empty......I'll let you wait and
read. Okay, Cassi is changing our dartboard pics as the old ones have five million
holes in them. Maybe we'll send them to Emmy. Oh, right. I forgot you want the
story to continue.
Incidentally, the new ones already have five million holes in them ^_^ --Cassi
**************************************************************
Romano paused and looked around the corner. No one was paying attention to
the admit desk.....good. He glanced back at Lizzie and nodded. Both, after another
quick look around, headed toward the desk. Once reaching it, they pulled a
chair up next to the counter. Lizzie held it in place while Romano climbed onto
the counter.
"Robert, be careful." Lizzie ordered.
"Honestly, Lizzie, have you no sense of humor? They have this one coming!" He
retorted.
"I meant if you fall off that counter, you'll be breaking your neck, because I'm NOT
catching you!" Lizzie shot back.
Romano shook his head, grinning, then he looked up at the board. After finding
the right patient's name he erased the name and wrote; "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE
DUST!!" In big bold letters.
"WHAT are you KIDS doing?!" A loud voice demanded, NEARLY causing Romano
to actually fall off the counter.
"I think it's time to scram!" Romano stated, seeing Frank head in their direction.
He jumped to the chair and then to the floor. He ducked under Frank's arm as the big man
grabbed for him. He felt Frank get ahold of the surgical cap he was wearing, so
he ducked lower, feeling the cap came off and he bolted, grabbing Lizzie's hand as he did.
"Come on, Lizzie! Time to GO!!"
"You have HAIR." Lizzie pointed out, as they bolted away from the lobby.
"Very funny, Lizzie! Less talk, more run!" Romano managed to get out. "I don't think
Frank has any chance of catching us if we keep moving. He weighs to much and doesn't
really seem like he runs much!"
They bolted around another corner and slammed into Carter. Causing them
all to fall over.
"We have got to stop meeting like this!" Carter suggested, pulling himself out from under
them.
"We have to run! Frank saw us mess with the board, and he'll have one of the EVIL
adults looking for us!" Romano told him.
Carter shrugged and grinned. "Who cares? This hospital is full of spoof cast. I'm
sure you must have noticed......"He trailed off as he saw the surprised looks on
Romano and Corday's faces. "You didn't notice? There are fake patients....most
of them, in fact. There is also a REALLY big rock behind the hospital, which I assume
Bill is behind. They really need to get more creative on how they hide him."
"There is a DINOSAUR behind the building and NO ONE has noticed him?!?"
Romano demanded.
"Actually, the whole Raptor squad is out there too." Carter added, with an insane grin.
"I don't believe this place!" Romano exclaimed, as Lizzie burst out laughing.
"That isn't funny, Lizzie!"
"Oh, yeah. I invited Ardeth. He said he'd be here in an hour....."Carter paused to
look at his watch. "Forty-five minutes now, I guess."
"How did you invite him?" Romano asked confused.
"I called his cell-phone." Carter answered.
Romano glanced at Lizzie, who was laughing harder. "You know, a year ago, this might
have seemed strange." He said dryly.
"There you are!" Frank yelled, coming around the corner.
Romano grabbed Lizzie's hand and bolted. "RUN!" He yelled.
Carter followed, keeping up with them.
******************************************************************
Frank angrily chased after the children. He turned another corner and they were
gone. GREAT, where had they gone to? It was definitly time to find Weaver and ask
her what the hell was going on. First, he was called in on his day off so he could
replace Jerry. And they hadn't even said why Jerry wasn't doing the job. Now THIS!
Could the day get any worse?! **And what do we say? Awww, you ain't seen NOTHIN
yet!**
****************************************************************
Benton glared at the board. "Why didn't anyone see this happen?" He demanded.
"I did!" Frank growled, heading back up to the admit desk. "Stupid kids!"
"Which kid?" Weaver wanted to know.
"Two little kids in surgical scrubs." Frank spat out, and slammed a surgical
cap on the desk.
"Congratulations, you found Romano and Corday." Weaver told him. She glanced
at the cap. "You are the only employee who's seen them in hours."
"What?!" Frank demanded, in surprise.
"Half the docters have been turned into children." Benton explained.
"They met up with a third one. Dressed like Carter usually does. Was it him?" Frank
asked.
"You found Carter ALSO? You really ARE doing good. He's been missing longer."
Weaver informed him. "Now where did they go?"
"They disappeared." Frank admitted. "I turned the corner and they were gone."
"Back into the ventilation shafts." Benton concluded.
**************************************************************
Meanwhile, in the nurses lounge, Susan, Jing Mae, and Carol were putting the finishing
touches on the ketchup and mustard mural they were painting on the wall.
"These make great finger paints." Susan pointed out. "I can't believe I never noticed it
before."
Carol smirked. "You weren't five years old before....I mean not like this." She remarked.
Jing Mae nodded. "I heard Dave took a gurney through the main lobby. He was
gurney surfing." She mentioned.
Susan snickered and Carol shook her head. "Doug was pushing." Carol told them. "It
was a heck of a sight.....especially after they ran off and left him there."
Ross suddenly ran in, laughing. "Hey, guess what Romano did to the main board." He
asked, as he entered.
"What?" Susan asked, still admiring the mural.
"He wrote; "another one bites the dust" in huge letters! Oh yeah, and Frank snagged
his surgical cap." Ross informed them. "You know he actually has hair?"
"REALLY?" Susan exclaimed, surprised. "No!"
"Oh yeah, laugh it up!" Romano growled from the vent opening. He crawled out when
they turned, followed by Corday and Carter.
Susan laughed. "Wow, I'm impressed. He's a redhead."
Romano eyed the mural, ignoring the comment. "Nice job. All you need now is pickle
relish and a hotdog." He stated.
"It's different." Carter remarked. "Guess what? Ardeth's coming!"
Susan, Ross, Carol, and Jing Mae, stared........"What?"
Romano rolled his eyes. "Carter's 'Mophine buddy?'" He paused, waiting for a reaction.
When there wasn't any, he shrugged and changed the subject. "You know there are
dinosaurs in the parking lot?"
"What?" Susan asked blankly.
"HEY everyone!" Dave yelled, entering. "Did you know there was a big rock behind
the hospital?"
"Yeah that's Bill." Romano told him.
"You named the rock?" Dave asked.
"No Bill's the dino-dog behind it." Carter retorted. "The one with the big Milk bone."
At the blank stares, Romano, Carter and Corday burst out laughing.
Dave frowned, an odd look on his face. "Wait.......Bill Spino?" He asked, frowning.
Romano and Carter grinned. "There IS a smart one in the bunch." Romano proclaimed,
looking shocked. "Never thought it would be Dave, though."
"That isn't funny!" Dave growled, then glared at Carter. "YOU KILLED ME THREE
TIMES!" He yelled, and attacked Carter.
"Ummm...Lizzie let's get out of here." Romano suggested. Then he grinned. "I bet Dr.
Babcock is all dried off now."
Corday gave an evil grin. "Well, we'll have to remedy that, won't we? Bye, Everyone!"
Shecalled to the others, and the two climbed back into the vent opening, disappearing
from sight.
Susan moved her gaze back to the fighting duo. "Should we demand an explaination
once they are done killing each other?" She asked Jing Mae.
Jing Mae nodded, glaring at the duo. "I want to know more about this Bill........"
She trailed off as Abby entered the lounge.
Both Carter and Dave froze. "Uh-oh!" They exclaimed in unison.
"You WRECKED the lounge!" Abby yelled in protest.
"It's an improvement!" Carol retorted, with a pout. "And we thought it was so pretty,
too."
"I'm going!" Carter yelled, heading toward the vent opening. "Love you Abby, gotta go,
see you later!" were his parting words as he disappeared from sight.
Susan and Jing Mae bolted out the door before Abby could move. Dave jumped in
through the vent, not far behind Carter.
Ross and Carol eyed Abby, who was glaring at them. "Can't you just turn yourselves
in?" She asked, tiredly.
Surprisingly enough, they both nodded. Abby sighed, relieved,and motioned for them to
follow her into the lobby.
*************************************************************
Upstairs in the surgical lounge, a bored Kovac and Malik were throwing scalpels at the
cupboard. The floor was already littered with cups, plastic forks, spoones, knives
and straws. They had pushed most of the chairs and tables out of the way.
"Nice throw!" Malik told Kovac.
"This is kind of fun. I just imagine the cupboards are people I don't like!" Kovac admitted,
with a grin.
The sound of a crash behind them, made them turn. Romano and Corday had
just entered from the ventilation grate. Both slid down a rope to the floor. "Hey
this is our turf!" Romano protested, surveying the mess.
"We figured you were downstairs." Malik stated, throwing another scalpel into one of
the cabinets.
"We were. Not anymore, have you seen Babcock?" Corday asked.
"No one has been on this floor for awhile. No major traumas. I've been wondering
why. But after looking outside, I realized why." Kovac told them. "The Raptor Squad
and Bill are out there."
Malik stared at Kovac, who just grinned.
"So you remember." Romano remarked, sounding annoyed.
"Well I was a tempory assistant!" Kovac retorted. "You don't exactly forget those kinds
of things."
"WAS!" Romano shot back, glaring.
Kovac shrugged. He didn't want to discuss this with Romano. He threw another
scalpel.
"You are putting holes in the cabinet." Corday stated. "That will take forever to repair."
"The authors can repair it by snapping their fingers." Kovac pointed out.
Romano frowned. This was pretty boring. "Come on, Lizzie. Let's go see if they've
finished cleaning the scrub room yet." He remarked, heading out the door.
Elizabeth frowned. "I don't think Shirley's going to appreciate this." She muttered under
her breath, following him.
***************************************************************
Abby reached the lobby with Carol and Ross. Weaver's mouth dropped when she
saw who was with her.
"You actually caught a few?" Weaver asked in surprise.
"Considering how many I found, this is poor results." Abby answered.
"Was Romano with them?" Benton demanded.
"Not that I saw." Abby told him.
"Romano was there, BEFORE Abby arrived." Carol told them.
"He was? Where did he go?" Weaver questioned.
"He said something to Corday, about Babcock being dried off by now." Ross put in.
"I'll check his office." Weaver told them, and headed towards the stairs. The elevator
seemed to have stopped working. Probably one of the five year olds had messed
with the control panels or something.
"I'll come with you." Benton offered.
Abby froze. "That may not be a good......idea.....I mean he's probably not in there."
She protested.
Weaver frowned. "Abby? Do you know something you aren't telling us?"
Abby frowned. "Uh nothing......." She mumbled. "Never mind."
****************************************************************
Outside, in the ambulance bay, a speeder bike pulled up. A man with a pony tail,
dressed in black leather was seated on it. A scimitar was strapped to his back, and a
lightsaber was on his belt, as well as a gun in a holster. The words "U.S. PSYCHOS"
were on the front of his black shirt. A badge was hanging around his neck. He
got off, and headed for the enterance. As he walked through, the metal detectors went
off, causing security to stop him. The secuty guards were instantly turned into frogs.
***************************************************************
End Section Eight
Oh, did we forget to mention that Ardeth has the talent of transformation? He
can change any living thing into any other living thing. Makes a lot of sense
doesn't it? Can you believe this entire section was typed in about two hours?
It would have been quicker but we had to eat dinner. AND I had to cream Romano
on the dartboard a few hundred times. Now my arm hurts. However, the new
Romano picture has almost as many holes as the old one. It's the season nine
mugshot. Cassi doesn't like the picture because it Quote: "Makes him look evil."
Anyway, give us reviews. We want to hear more....we want to know what you
thought about this section. Now I'll start on section nine, so I'll have it done ahead.
That way, the story doesn't get too far behind. However, I do have a few more other
stories that need to be typed in. One I'm publishing when I finish it and the other is the
next section of Fellowship. Oh yeah, if any of you want more craziness than just what
is in this story, there is the spoofs. We would love new reviews on the old spoofs.
The Fugitive from the ER, is the one that Romano and Weaver were killed and sent
off with Abominable. Jurassic Spoof The Lost World, is where they came back
and Carter killed most of the medcrew. Something to do with Sobriki. I'll let Cassi
add her bit later. I'm done. Alright, Cassi wanted me to mention one more thing.
The next section of Fellowship should be up soon. Carter is Isilder, and how he
got in the Fellowship, we don't know. Bill Spino is playing Bill the pony. If you like
this story, you would love the spoofs....that is the fans who haven't read them yet.
Eventually, my assistant Dor will make it in this story......................his magic talent
is communication with the inanimate. That's why we couldn't get the ring to shut-up
in Fellowship........we had the same problem with the script. Anyway, I'll quit for know.
Cassi still has to add her stuff throughout this section. The next section will have
Weaver and Benton encountering the spoofauthors. Cassi also said to add again, for all
you Romano fans, he is narrating Forbidden Spoof. Look under Cassi's spoofs. She
is listed in my favorites section. The next section of Forbiddon spoof can't come
out until I finish Fellowship. Alright NOW I really have to stop, Cassi will add more.
Hmm, Cassi's section....Cassi feels so special....okay, enough of the pointless crap. Hmm,
in Jurassic 3, we have Romano on morphine.....yes, my devoted fans...Deb, Becca, etc...
there will be more morphine madness. As Murdoc & Ryan Gaerity are also among the
morphine junkies for this. Oh right, this is about this story. This story...hmm, chapter 9
is not yet typed....or written, for that matter. We're ad-libbing from now on. Although
I, Cassi, DO have a general scene planned for Weaver finding me in Romano's office.
Becca.....think Marx Brothers. Monkey Business....Captain's office. ^_~ (with a few of
my own touches thrown in!)