Okay, where were we? Oh, right. Ardeth turned security into frogs. I hope our
spoof security doesn't use them for snacks..............doubtful though, one of the
dinos has frog aphobia. Don't ask. I'm sure it'll come up soon. Anyway, thank
you for a lot of reviews......we got five overnight after putting up section 7.
I'm getting ahead, which is good. I also have typed more in Fellowship it's closer
to being uploaded......actually I'm finished with the next section. It would be
up already, but both Cassi and I have the flu......thanks to our sister Reyna who
had it just before She and her husband left for Mexico.....She gave it to us as
parting gift. No, we aren't going to thank her...........or kill her. Nice thought
though. I'm behind on typing again. I typed Fellowship, instead of this one
yesterday. Which is why Fellowship is ready to be uploaded......it will probably
be put up soon, depending on how Cassi is feeling. I'm not going to type much
tonight. My head hurts and I have a fever. Anyway I think I'll quit typing now
so I can go to bed early.
And yet another extended beginning.......I just got Cassi off the computer....
She had to look at Romano pics to see how many different scrub caps he has.
Anyway, I think you were waiting for me to get this section typed......um....not
sure what to type...supposed to be getting to Romano's office.......Cassi clears her
throat very loudly......I mean CASSI'S office......Cassi smiles satisfied. I think I'll steal
Corday's office. Cassi yells dibs on the black design scrub cap........Chris claims the
flame....probably because he caught it flying out of the sky.....It's amazing what rains
in Chicago. I never noticed AND I have been there. Oh right, I'm supposed to be
typing the story.....I told you I didn't know what to type.....just consider this a commercial.
Oh yes, Prince John claims the blue scrub cap with little fishies on it. I want the red
and blue one. I'm sure Dor will want one also.....not that Romano would want to Dor to
have any of them. Because he could learn all Romano's dirty secrets from it.........That's
why Dor's my assistant. Anyway, now that we're finished dividing all his scrub caps, I'll
go on telling you what I don't know what to write......Cassi wants to run a poll: How many
scrub caps does Romano have? Maybe she should ask the stalker........No offense Paul
McCrane fan....but you really are stalking him....think about it. You were ON the show, and
you have pictures of him in the bathroom and the locker room. Not to mention the ones of
him puking his guts out on the roof. That last bit was from Cassi. Anyway, I STILL don't
know what to write. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......I'm thinking. I think we need MORE ideas...
We could use more imput from you fans. Of course me and Cassi are STILL sick. I hate
the flu. I also was doing laundry ALL day. I'm not done yet........it's ten pm. Well I didn't
get up till noon. Anyway, I'm working on it.
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Carter watched eagerly as Ardeth walked up to the admit desk. Frank and Abby
were seated at the desk with Ross and Carol sitting in chairs in front of them. Carter
grinned as he saw the look on Abby's face.
"Oh no!" Abby exclaimed. "Ardeth, what are you doing here?"
"Carter called me on my cell-phone." Ardeth answered.
"You have a cell-phone?" Abby asked, astonished.
"Yes. Where's Carter?" Ardeth questioned.
"I'M HERE!!!" Carter yelled, bolting in. In his hands, he held a bag and a cup.
"NO!" Abby cried in protest.
Ardeth took the food from Carter and grinned. "This should be fun." He said and took a drink
from the glass.
Abby stepped around the counter. "Um. Ardeth it's really not a good idea....."
"Come any closer, and I will be forced to turn you into a child, myself." Ardeth threatened.
Abby froze and stepped back. She glared at Carter, who grinned evily.
Ardeth ate a few bites and staggered, as he was changed into a child. Abby groaned as
she watched Carter steady Ardeth. The scimitar was now too big for him. Carter pulled it off
and handed to Abby.
"Guard that for me?" Ardeth asked, with an adorably cute five year old puppy look.
Abby nodded and took the scimitar.
"Now that is a nice toy......" Frank remarked, still eyeing Ardeth warily.
"It's MINE! He gave it to ME!" Abby retorted. Then looked at the gun on Ardeth's
belt. "Now about the gun......"
Carter shook his head. "Nope, besides I have MINE!" He shot back. "Come on Ardeth,
let's go find Elizabeth and Romano. I think they went to soak Babcock."
"Should we call Weaver and Benton?" Frank asked, watching as the duo disappeared
from sight.
"No......they are going to be regreting going to Romano's office as is. They can find out
later." Abby told him.
"How did you know who he was?" Frank wanted to know.
"You remember when most of us disappeared? We were at a place called the spoofset."
Abby answered. "Most of the docters don't remember it, because the evil authors wanted
to do this. The authors are in Romano's office. Understand now?"
Frank frowned, nodded and then glanced at Carol and Ross, whose mouths were opened in
shock.
"The Spoof set? I remember that place!" Ross yelled in surprise. "I don't believe this! They
INVITED us back, just so they could turn us into FIVE YEAR OLDS? And how do you know
all this and where are......." He froze as if just realizing something...."I'm going to KILL them!
Where ARE they? Tell me Abby, where are MARK and LUCY????"
Abby coughed and backed away from them. "Uh... I think I'll be going now...." She
said quickly, and bolted out the front door. Once out the door, she ran across the street and
jumped into the van.
"Nice job!" Greene growled. "Just tell them all about it!"
"I NEVER said you where involved." Abby protested.
"You can't keep your mouth shut, can you?!" Lucy demanded. "We should shoot YOU!"
"You know, I think I was safer inside." Abby announced, and hurried back toward the
building with a set look on her face. That was it....if you can't beat them....join them!
She thought to herself, giving a small smile. Maybe it was time for HER to have a little bit
of fun.
She walked back in and picked up the cup and food that Carter and Ardeth had left.
Frank looked at her, confused. Carol and Ross were also watching her. Abby gave
Frank a grin. "Hey, cheers!" She exclaimed and drank and ate the stuff. Within seconds,
she was a child. "See you later!" She yelled, triumphantly, bolting off.
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Langly glared at Greene and Lucy. "This is YOUR fault!" He told them.. "Now we have
to tell the Authors that Abby is five TOO now!"
"It was her choice. Besides can you imagine Weaver's face. Frank is paging her."
Greene cut in, pointing at the screen.
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Just as Weaver and Benton reached Romano's office, Weaver's pager went off.
frowning, she read it.....then she paused and did a doubletake. "SHE DIDN'T!" She
exclaimed, in shock.
"What?" Benton asked.
"Abby just turned herself into a five year old." Weaver answered, in disbelief.
"She WHAT?!" Benton exclaimed. "Why would she do a thing like that?"
"I don't know, but I'm going to go find out." Weaver told him, then they both turned around,
and headed back towards the stairs.
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Cassi poked her head outside the office. "Oh darn, they left. Remind me to kill Abby
for that one." She told Sven, who grinned. She went back inside for a second, then came
back outside the door again and taped up a sign that read. 'Tresspassers will be mauled.'
The sign had a big picture of a Neverwolf on it. **Neverwolf: See "The Phantom...From the
FBI" by Cassi. ie. Harley & Bites With A Passion in "Forbidden Spoof: The Hunter"**
"Hopefully, they'll come back later." Sven remarked. "Can't wait till Weaver finds
out about Ardeth. That is if she can remember him."
"Who knows? I wish someone had told me that Ardeth had a cellphone." Cassi muttered.
"Well yeah, it would have been nice to have known." Sven agreed.
"I bet he's an adorable five year old with a little ponytail!" Cassi breathed, with a grin.
"I wonder if Corday and Romano have found Babcock?" Sven wondered.
"I wonder if Carter knows about Abby yet." Cassi remarked.
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Romano grinned as Benton and Weaver headed back downstairs. "So Abby is five now.
Sounds funny." He remarked, shaking his head. "I would have loved to have seen the look
on Frank's face when she did it."
Elizabeth shook her head and laughed. "Can you imagine Carter's?" She asked him.
"He's going to be surprised, that's for sure." Romano admitted.
"Surprised about what?" Carter asked, walking up to them. At his side, was Ardeth.
"Nice to see you, Ardeth." Romano told him. "You seem to have shrunk since last we met."
Carter grinned. "Isn't it cool?" He asked. "Now what will I be surprised about?"
"Abby turned herself into a child." Elizabeth told him. "Weaver got the page just as she was
about to enter Robert's office."
"She did?" Carter questioned. "Oh wow! We'll have to find her. Come on Ardeth. Now we
get to play with Abby!"
Ardeth nodded, and the two headed off towards the stairs.
"That was different." Elizabeth murmured.
"I wonder what he did to security." Romano wondered. "He had to have come in here with
weapons. He had a gun on him."
"You have security?" A voice asked from behind them.
They both turned and saw Dor standing in the hallway. "All I saw was a bunch of frogs."
The Magician remarked, frowning.
"Frogs?" Elizabeth asked, in amazement. "He turned the hospital security into FROGS?!"
"Well that doesn't surprise me. I mean this is Ardeth." Romano pointed out, smirking.
"They're probably lucky he didn't turn them into fish. Like that river in Xanth."
Elizabeth started laughing again. "I think I've been away from the set too long." She
managed to get out.
"Well yeah, the fish river isn't exactly one of the most pleasent things." Dor admitted.
"I'm glad he picked frogs. Fish smell worse." Romano retorted. "Can you imagine how long
it would be before we got the stench out of the ER?"
"Some humans smell just as bad." A crash cart suddenly spoke up.
Elizabeth and Robert jumped and turned. "That's annoying. You can go away now."
Romano ordered Dor.
Dor shook his head and laughed. "It's not THAT bad. You do realize that I have
had to deal with this everyday of my life." He reminded them.
"Yes, well don't let us stop you. Go torture someone else........" Romano shot back, and
then paused. "Stay OUT of my office!"
"Actually, that's where I'm heading. Although, Cassi said it was HER office." Dor admitted.
"Cassi's office?!" Elizabeth asked, laughing. "Looks like you lost your job, Robert."
"That's not funny!" Romano growled. "She's probably eaten all my candybars by now."
Elizabeth, unable to stop, just continued laughing.
"You would not believe the people I have SEEN!" The crash cart announced, changing the
subject.
Romano glared and kicked it. "Shut up."
"HEY don't you kick ME, you runt!" The crash cart yelled. "I'll sue YOU!!!"
Elizabeth gave up even trying to stop laughing, and slid down the wall with tears streaking
her face.
"This isn't FUNNY! This is abuse!" The crash cart exclaimed.
This time Romano couldn't help it. He joined Lizzie on the floor in fits of laughter.
"Hey what's so funny?" Sven called, sticking her head out of Rom......er Cassi's office.
"Dumb cart won't stop talking!" Dor explained.
"HEY who are you calling DUMB!" The cart growled. "YOU are the DUMB one....I save
peoples lives.....SO THERE!"
"It's threatening to sue me." Romano managed to get out between laughing fits. "All the
people who have tried to sue the hospital....and now we're being threatened by a CRASH
CART!"
Sven snickered. "That explains that."
Cassi opened the door and eyed the laughing children. "Never thought I'd see a crash cart
make a person laugh." She retorted, then shrugged. "Oh well, stranger things have
happened. We already had the One Ring threaten to sue."
"Yeah, the Ring makes people laugh all the time......." Sven agreed. "It has definitely had its
moments."
Romano glared at her. "Please don't tell me that MARBLEBRAINS is here with that Ring."
**Reference to Fellowship. Marblebrains and Fathead. ie. Magneato and Magneto.**
"Could be." Sven admitted. "Wolvie and Cyke were here."
"There are X-BABIES lose in the hospital?" Romano demanded.
"Why not? We have little surgeons loose in the hospital!" Cassi reminded him.
"Yes......but X-BABIES?!?"
"We said that, so deal with it." Sven ordered. "Before I use a talent and torture you
some other way!"
"Time to go find out whether the scrub room needs trashing again." Elizabeth suggested,
and pulled Romano away from Dor and the Authors....before a major fight could break out.
"Stay out of my office DOOR-BOY!" Romano yelled, as Lizzie pulled him towards the
scrub room.
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As soon as they were out hearing distance, Cassi turned to Dor. "Get in here! Make
his stuff tell us where the rest of his goodies are! Do you know how long we've been
waiting for you?"
Dor shook his head and grinned, as he followed them into the office. "Romano is gonna
be pissed, when he finds out you raided his junk food." He told them.
"Oh well, who cares?" Sven asked. "We're running out of food."
Cassi shrugged. "Besides, he knows I live on junk food." She retorted, matter-of-factly.
"He's probably expecting it.
"I don't believe you two." Dor answered, shaking his head again. "Alright, I'll root out the
rest of his food if you share."
"Not a problem." Sven assured him. "Lead away."
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Carter and Ardeth watched from the stairs as Weaver and Benton spoke with Frank,
Carol, and Ross. "I wonder where Abby went?" Carter wondered.
"Behind us." Ardeth answered and Carter turned to find a five year old Abby behind
them.
"Do you like it?" Abby asked him with a grin. "You didn't hinestly think I was gonna let you
guys have all the fun without me, did you?"
"Cool...now let's go wreck the hospital." Carter suggested, with a grin of his own. "And
if they try to stop us, we can turn them into stinkbugs."
"Good plan." Ardeth agreed, and Abby nodded.
"So, how did you know I did this?" She questioned.
"Romano told us. I'm not sure how he found out. You'd have to ask. Him and Corday are
going to wreck the scrub room, again." Carter told her. "Shirley is going to be pissed, she
was the one who cleaned it the last time."
Abby shook her head and grinned. "I still don't believe I did this....."
"It happens, besides, you've been under a lot of stress.....most of us have." Carter admitted.
"I'll have to thank Sven and Cassi for this. We all really needed it."
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End part nine.
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Alright, here's the deal. We have been getting a whole lot of reviews on THIS story.
But what about our spoofs? They have the ER characters in them. In fact Romano is going
kill off most of the ER docters on the spoof set.........AFTER this story is over. So we
are hoping that those of you who liked this story will also read our spoofs, especially the
ones to come. Considering that Romano is up for several star roles.......the reason? Well
he didn't tell us that he lost his arm. Yes, that's the reason we mentioned that he had the
five year old bit coming. Well you see, he enjoyed that. So we have worse planned.
I'm going to name a few spoofs coming. IF you have seen the movies you'll probably figure
out WHO Romano is casted as. Anyway, Cassi is doing "Ski Patrol"........although, you want
to know, He is NOT playing the short guy in charge. So don't worry. Merry Brandybuck has
that role. Also we will be doing "Men at Work" I'll say right now, that Ardeth and Carter are
Carl and James. I'll let you guess who Romano's playing. Anyway, we are hoping that
those of you who liked this story would read the spoofs, which are extremely funny.
Believe me.....we made the Ringwraiths in the Lord of Rings, quit. We also mugged one.......
See Fellowship, if you want to hear that one. Anyway, PLEASE at least try to read some
of the spoofs. You'd be surprised, at what you'll find. Such as Ardeth and Carter on
morphine in three spoofs. Which is how they became friends. Okay, I'll let Cassi add her
bit in and she'll get this section posted.
Cassi's part....Umm, let's see. We've decided that Romano's killing spree will not start on the
set, but in the hospital in the middle of the surgical floor. He's going to completely lose it.
But let's face it. He deserves this nervous breakdown. He's had it coming for some time now,
and if you put yourselves in his place, you'd be a mess, too.
Anyhow, we want more reviews. Later.--Cassi has to type in Forbidden Spoof and JP 3. New
season of spoofs is coming soon!!!!
spoof security doesn't use them for snacks..............doubtful though, one of the
dinos has frog aphobia. Don't ask. I'm sure it'll come up soon. Anyway, thank
you for a lot of reviews......we got five overnight after putting up section 7.
I'm getting ahead, which is good. I also have typed more in Fellowship it's closer
to being uploaded......actually I'm finished with the next section. It would be
up already, but both Cassi and I have the flu......thanks to our sister Reyna who
had it just before She and her husband left for Mexico.....She gave it to us as
parting gift. No, we aren't going to thank her...........or kill her. Nice thought
though. I'm behind on typing again. I typed Fellowship, instead of this one
yesterday. Which is why Fellowship is ready to be uploaded......it will probably
be put up soon, depending on how Cassi is feeling. I'm not going to type much
tonight. My head hurts and I have a fever. Anyway I think I'll quit typing now
so I can go to bed early.
And yet another extended beginning.......I just got Cassi off the computer....
She had to look at Romano pics to see how many different scrub caps he has.
Anyway, I think you were waiting for me to get this section typed......um....not
sure what to type...supposed to be getting to Romano's office.......Cassi clears her
throat very loudly......I mean CASSI'S office......Cassi smiles satisfied. I think I'll steal
Corday's office. Cassi yells dibs on the black design scrub cap........Chris claims the
flame....probably because he caught it flying out of the sky.....It's amazing what rains
in Chicago. I never noticed AND I have been there. Oh right, I'm supposed to be
typing the story.....I told you I didn't know what to type.....just consider this a commercial.
Oh yes, Prince John claims the blue scrub cap with little fishies on it. I want the red
and blue one. I'm sure Dor will want one also.....not that Romano would want to Dor to
have any of them. Because he could learn all Romano's dirty secrets from it.........That's
why Dor's my assistant. Anyway, now that we're finished dividing all his scrub caps, I'll
go on telling you what I don't know what to write......Cassi wants to run a poll: How many
scrub caps does Romano have? Maybe she should ask the stalker........No offense Paul
McCrane fan....but you really are stalking him....think about it. You were ON the show, and
you have pictures of him in the bathroom and the locker room. Not to mention the ones of
him puking his guts out on the roof. That last bit was from Cassi. Anyway, I STILL don't
know what to write. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......I'm thinking. I think we need MORE ideas...
We could use more imput from you fans. Of course me and Cassi are STILL sick. I hate
the flu. I also was doing laundry ALL day. I'm not done yet........it's ten pm. Well I didn't
get up till noon. Anyway, I'm working on it.
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Carter watched eagerly as Ardeth walked up to the admit desk. Frank and Abby
were seated at the desk with Ross and Carol sitting in chairs in front of them. Carter
grinned as he saw the look on Abby's face.
"Oh no!" Abby exclaimed. "Ardeth, what are you doing here?"
"Carter called me on my cell-phone." Ardeth answered.
"You have a cell-phone?" Abby asked, astonished.
"Yes. Where's Carter?" Ardeth questioned.
"I'M HERE!!!" Carter yelled, bolting in. In his hands, he held a bag and a cup.
"NO!" Abby cried in protest.
Ardeth took the food from Carter and grinned. "This should be fun." He said and took a drink
from the glass.
Abby stepped around the counter. "Um. Ardeth it's really not a good idea....."
"Come any closer, and I will be forced to turn you into a child, myself." Ardeth threatened.
Abby froze and stepped back. She glared at Carter, who grinned evily.
Ardeth ate a few bites and staggered, as he was changed into a child. Abby groaned as
she watched Carter steady Ardeth. The scimitar was now too big for him. Carter pulled it off
and handed to Abby.
"Guard that for me?" Ardeth asked, with an adorably cute five year old puppy look.
Abby nodded and took the scimitar.
"Now that is a nice toy......" Frank remarked, still eyeing Ardeth warily.
"It's MINE! He gave it to ME!" Abby retorted. Then looked at the gun on Ardeth's
belt. "Now about the gun......"
Carter shook his head. "Nope, besides I have MINE!" He shot back. "Come on Ardeth,
let's go find Elizabeth and Romano. I think they went to soak Babcock."
"Should we call Weaver and Benton?" Frank asked, watching as the duo disappeared
from sight.
"No......they are going to be regreting going to Romano's office as is. They can find out
later." Abby told him.
"How did you know who he was?" Frank wanted to know.
"You remember when most of us disappeared? We were at a place called the spoofset."
Abby answered. "Most of the docters don't remember it, because the evil authors wanted
to do this. The authors are in Romano's office. Understand now?"
Frank frowned, nodded and then glanced at Carol and Ross, whose mouths were opened in
shock.
"The Spoof set? I remember that place!" Ross yelled in surprise. "I don't believe this! They
INVITED us back, just so they could turn us into FIVE YEAR OLDS? And how do you know
all this and where are......." He froze as if just realizing something...."I'm going to KILL them!
Where ARE they? Tell me Abby, where are MARK and LUCY????"
Abby coughed and backed away from them. "Uh... I think I'll be going now...." She
said quickly, and bolted out the front door. Once out the door, she ran across the street and
jumped into the van.
"Nice job!" Greene growled. "Just tell them all about it!"
"I NEVER said you where involved." Abby protested.
"You can't keep your mouth shut, can you?!" Lucy demanded. "We should shoot YOU!"
"You know, I think I was safer inside." Abby announced, and hurried back toward the
building with a set look on her face. That was it....if you can't beat them....join them!
She thought to herself, giving a small smile. Maybe it was time for HER to have a little bit
of fun.
She walked back in and picked up the cup and food that Carter and Ardeth had left.
Frank looked at her, confused. Carol and Ross were also watching her. Abby gave
Frank a grin. "Hey, cheers!" She exclaimed and drank and ate the stuff. Within seconds,
she was a child. "See you later!" She yelled, triumphantly, bolting off.
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Langly glared at Greene and Lucy. "This is YOUR fault!" He told them.. "Now we have
to tell the Authors that Abby is five TOO now!"
"It was her choice. Besides can you imagine Weaver's face. Frank is paging her."
Greene cut in, pointing at the screen.
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Just as Weaver and Benton reached Romano's office, Weaver's pager went off.
frowning, she read it.....then she paused and did a doubletake. "SHE DIDN'T!" She
exclaimed, in shock.
"What?" Benton asked.
"Abby just turned herself into a five year old." Weaver answered, in disbelief.
"She WHAT?!" Benton exclaimed. "Why would she do a thing like that?"
"I don't know, but I'm going to go find out." Weaver told him, then they both turned around,
and headed back towards the stairs.
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Cassi poked her head outside the office. "Oh darn, they left. Remind me to kill Abby
for that one." She told Sven, who grinned. She went back inside for a second, then came
back outside the door again and taped up a sign that read. 'Tresspassers will be mauled.'
The sign had a big picture of a Neverwolf on it. **Neverwolf: See "The Phantom...From the
FBI" by Cassi. ie. Harley & Bites With A Passion in "Forbidden Spoof: The Hunter"**
"Hopefully, they'll come back later." Sven remarked. "Can't wait till Weaver finds
out about Ardeth. That is if she can remember him."
"Who knows? I wish someone had told me that Ardeth had a cellphone." Cassi muttered.
"Well yeah, it would have been nice to have known." Sven agreed.
"I bet he's an adorable five year old with a little ponytail!" Cassi breathed, with a grin.
"I wonder if Corday and Romano have found Babcock?" Sven wondered.
"I wonder if Carter knows about Abby yet." Cassi remarked.
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Romano grinned as Benton and Weaver headed back downstairs. "So Abby is five now.
Sounds funny." He remarked, shaking his head. "I would have loved to have seen the look
on Frank's face when she did it."
Elizabeth shook her head and laughed. "Can you imagine Carter's?" She asked him.
"He's going to be surprised, that's for sure." Romano admitted.
"Surprised about what?" Carter asked, walking up to them. At his side, was Ardeth.
"Nice to see you, Ardeth." Romano told him. "You seem to have shrunk since last we met."
Carter grinned. "Isn't it cool?" He asked. "Now what will I be surprised about?"
"Abby turned herself into a child." Elizabeth told him. "Weaver got the page just as she was
about to enter Robert's office."
"She did?" Carter questioned. "Oh wow! We'll have to find her. Come on Ardeth. Now we
get to play with Abby!"
Ardeth nodded, and the two headed off towards the stairs.
"That was different." Elizabeth murmured.
"I wonder what he did to security." Romano wondered. "He had to have come in here with
weapons. He had a gun on him."
"You have security?" A voice asked from behind them.
They both turned and saw Dor standing in the hallway. "All I saw was a bunch of frogs."
The Magician remarked, frowning.
"Frogs?" Elizabeth asked, in amazement. "He turned the hospital security into FROGS?!"
"Well that doesn't surprise me. I mean this is Ardeth." Romano pointed out, smirking.
"They're probably lucky he didn't turn them into fish. Like that river in Xanth."
Elizabeth started laughing again. "I think I've been away from the set too long." She
managed to get out.
"Well yeah, the fish river isn't exactly one of the most pleasent things." Dor admitted.
"I'm glad he picked frogs. Fish smell worse." Romano retorted. "Can you imagine how long
it would be before we got the stench out of the ER?"
"Some humans smell just as bad." A crash cart suddenly spoke up.
Elizabeth and Robert jumped and turned. "That's annoying. You can go away now."
Romano ordered Dor.
Dor shook his head and laughed. "It's not THAT bad. You do realize that I have
had to deal with this everyday of my life." He reminded them.
"Yes, well don't let us stop you. Go torture someone else........" Romano shot back, and
then paused. "Stay OUT of my office!"
"Actually, that's where I'm heading. Although, Cassi said it was HER office." Dor admitted.
"Cassi's office?!" Elizabeth asked, laughing. "Looks like you lost your job, Robert."
"That's not funny!" Romano growled. "She's probably eaten all my candybars by now."
Elizabeth, unable to stop, just continued laughing.
"You would not believe the people I have SEEN!" The crash cart announced, changing the
subject.
Romano glared and kicked it. "Shut up."
"HEY don't you kick ME, you runt!" The crash cart yelled. "I'll sue YOU!!!"
Elizabeth gave up even trying to stop laughing, and slid down the wall with tears streaking
her face.
"This isn't FUNNY! This is abuse!" The crash cart exclaimed.
This time Romano couldn't help it. He joined Lizzie on the floor in fits of laughter.
"Hey what's so funny?" Sven called, sticking her head out of Rom......er Cassi's office.
"Dumb cart won't stop talking!" Dor explained.
"HEY who are you calling DUMB!" The cart growled. "YOU are the DUMB one....I save
peoples lives.....SO THERE!"
"It's threatening to sue me." Romano managed to get out between laughing fits. "All the
people who have tried to sue the hospital....and now we're being threatened by a CRASH
CART!"
Sven snickered. "That explains that."
Cassi opened the door and eyed the laughing children. "Never thought I'd see a crash cart
make a person laugh." She retorted, then shrugged. "Oh well, stranger things have
happened. We already had the One Ring threaten to sue."
"Yeah, the Ring makes people laugh all the time......." Sven agreed. "It has definitely had its
moments."
Romano glared at her. "Please don't tell me that MARBLEBRAINS is here with that Ring."
**Reference to Fellowship. Marblebrains and Fathead. ie. Magneato and Magneto.**
"Could be." Sven admitted. "Wolvie and Cyke were here."
"There are X-BABIES lose in the hospital?" Romano demanded.
"Why not? We have little surgeons loose in the hospital!" Cassi reminded him.
"Yes......but X-BABIES?!?"
"We said that, so deal with it." Sven ordered. "Before I use a talent and torture you
some other way!"
"Time to go find out whether the scrub room needs trashing again." Elizabeth suggested,
and pulled Romano away from Dor and the Authors....before a major fight could break out.
"Stay out of my office DOOR-BOY!" Romano yelled, as Lizzie pulled him towards the
scrub room.
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As soon as they were out hearing distance, Cassi turned to Dor. "Get in here! Make
his stuff tell us where the rest of his goodies are! Do you know how long we've been
waiting for you?"
Dor shook his head and grinned, as he followed them into the office. "Romano is gonna
be pissed, when he finds out you raided his junk food." He told them.
"Oh well, who cares?" Sven asked. "We're running out of food."
Cassi shrugged. "Besides, he knows I live on junk food." She retorted, matter-of-factly.
"He's probably expecting it.
"I don't believe you two." Dor answered, shaking his head again. "Alright, I'll root out the
rest of his food if you share."
"Not a problem." Sven assured him. "Lead away."
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Carter and Ardeth watched from the stairs as Weaver and Benton spoke with Frank,
Carol, and Ross. "I wonder where Abby went?" Carter wondered.
"Behind us." Ardeth answered and Carter turned to find a five year old Abby behind
them.
"Do you like it?" Abby asked him with a grin. "You didn't hinestly think I was gonna let you
guys have all the fun without me, did you?"
"Cool...now let's go wreck the hospital." Carter suggested, with a grin of his own. "And
if they try to stop us, we can turn them into stinkbugs."
"Good plan." Ardeth agreed, and Abby nodded.
"So, how did you know I did this?" She questioned.
"Romano told us. I'm not sure how he found out. You'd have to ask. Him and Corday are
going to wreck the scrub room, again." Carter told her. "Shirley is going to be pissed, she
was the one who cleaned it the last time."
Abby shook her head and grinned. "I still don't believe I did this....."
"It happens, besides, you've been under a lot of stress.....most of us have." Carter admitted.
"I'll have to thank Sven and Cassi for this. We all really needed it."
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End part nine.
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Alright, here's the deal. We have been getting a whole lot of reviews on THIS story.
But what about our spoofs? They have the ER characters in them. In fact Romano is going
kill off most of the ER docters on the spoof set.........AFTER this story is over. So we
are hoping that those of you who liked this story will also read our spoofs, especially the
ones to come. Considering that Romano is up for several star roles.......the reason? Well
he didn't tell us that he lost his arm. Yes, that's the reason we mentioned that he had the
five year old bit coming. Well you see, he enjoyed that. So we have worse planned.
I'm going to name a few spoofs coming. IF you have seen the movies you'll probably figure
out WHO Romano is casted as. Anyway, Cassi is doing "Ski Patrol"........although, you want
to know, He is NOT playing the short guy in charge. So don't worry. Merry Brandybuck has
that role. Also we will be doing "Men at Work" I'll say right now, that Ardeth and Carter are
Carl and James. I'll let you guess who Romano's playing. Anyway, we are hoping that
those of you who liked this story would read the spoofs, which are extremely funny.
Believe me.....we made the Ringwraiths in the Lord of Rings, quit. We also mugged one.......
See Fellowship, if you want to hear that one. Anyway, PLEASE at least try to read some
of the spoofs. You'd be surprised, at what you'll find. Such as Ardeth and Carter on
morphine in three spoofs. Which is how they became friends. Okay, I'll let Cassi add her
bit in and she'll get this section posted.
Cassi's part....Umm, let's see. We've decided that Romano's killing spree will not start on the
set, but in the hospital in the middle of the surgical floor. He's going to completely lose it.
But let's face it. He deserves this nervous breakdown. He's had it coming for some time now,
and if you put yourselves in his place, you'd be a mess, too.
Anyhow, we want more reviews. Later.--Cassi has to type in Forbidden Spoof and JP 3. New
season of spoofs is coming soon!!!!