Disclaimer: Oh what the heck. I know you already know what it's going to
say. I don't own them.
Oh yeah, I already explained that Harry's patronus is a stag, sorry for the mistake. SORRY!!!
To athenakitty: No one's forcing the bond. If you might have read the first chapter, you'll see that the body bond requires them to stay together. =] Yes, they're going to have sex sometime. Ooh yeah, Harry's going to live in the dungeons, maybe during summer they'll be staying in a muggle home. I'll have to see about that. And yes, Severus will find out.
To CSC, Voldemort's wand snapped when he tried to kill Harry when he was a baby. Then Snape was there. I sort of changed the story a bit so it'll fit my story line. =]
To Katy999: Thanks for the review, I already pointed out my mistake that it's a stag. Enjoy my story and review! =]
To Lee Lee Potter: Your story's one of my faves! Oh, I already pointed out my mistake. Severus knew about the bond first so he didn't react much when Harry was told, but it says in the first chapter.
To sev1970: Sorry, but I'm not writing about how Snape found out. It's out of my story line. And he knew before Harry. Hope you enjoy!
To Andi-chan: I have a loooong plot. Sorry if it's going too fast but I have to write it all down. Hope you enjoy, anyway! =]
To smoofie, Sylvanus Snape, Lord R, Selina, Shambling Silk, jliles, Minerva- Severus-Dumbledor and Seth, Thanks! I hope you enjoy!
I'll update daily except when I'm super busy. It's summer here already! =] Hope you like this chapter.
Please review!
Chapter three: Shopping trip
Harry and Snape left the castle and headed for Hogsmeade.
"Um, sir? Where do we head first?" Harry asked. "Robe shop." Snape replied promptly. They walked towards the robe shop and Snape held the door open for Harry. Harry muttered a quick thanks and entered the shop.
A shop clerk walked towards them. "Yes? Oh, hi there Severus. The same, I assume?" The clerk asked. "No. I'm shopping for a friend." The professor replied. "This guy?" The clerk said, eyeing Harry. His eyes spotted the scar. "Mister Potter!! It is a pleasure to serve you!" He exclaimed. Snape rolled his eyes.
"Just get on with it." Snape barked, obviously not in the mood for any Harry Potter praising. The clerk looked nervous for a while but took out a measuring tape and used magic to measure Harry's stats.
He went to take a few robes for Harry to fit and the two professors sat down on a bench. Harry was looking down at his hands. He looked up and noticed the older man staring at his face. "Um. Professor? Sir, is there something on my face?" Harry asked. Snape shook his head no and looked away.
The clerk came back with a stack of robes levitating behind him. Harry tried them on and made his purchases. There were three dark green robes, three black, and very Snape-like, and black dress robes. //How ironic. I'm bonded to the head of Slytherin house and the colors of the robes I bought are so Slytherin.// Harry thought.
"I read that in your mind, Potter. Now get up. We're going to London." Snape barked. Harry made a sound that resembled a squeak and got up to follow Snape out of the door. "Sir, I haven't any muggle money." Harry said. "You have galleons, Potter. We'll pay with those." Snape replied.
"They don't accept galleons, sir." Harry replied. "Haven't you thought about a pawn shop, Potter?" Snape said, irritated. He hooked his arm around Harry's and apparated to Diagon Alley.
They landed in the alley, and Harry fell back on his arse. "Professor, couldn't you have warned me before you apparated? That was my first time!" Harry complained when he stood up, rubbing his sore bottom. Snape smirked.
"Hey look! It's Harry Potter!" Yelled a passerby. Everyone turned to look. A lot of adoring screams were heard. "Professor? Can we just go? I hate fans." Harry whispered. Snape nodded and glared at every person who dared go near them as they walked towards the Leaky Cauldron.
The fans continued mobbing Harry, but they finally got through everything and soon they were in front of a muggle pawn shop. "Potter, give me five galleons." Snape commanded. Harry did so.
"Excuse me, but how much shall this fetch?" Snape asked and handed over a galleon. "Oh God! This must be ancient! I never saw anything like this before!" The excited shop owner said. "Neither have I seen your clothes." She added in an undertone. Snape heard it, though. "Who cares about our clothes? Just tell me how much it'll fetch, will you!?" He demanded.
"I'll give fifty thousand." The clerk said. 'Merlin's beard! Fifty thousand! Professor, I don't need that much!' Harry said mentally. 'This is your last year in Hogwarts, Potter, and surely you'll be living with me for the rest of your life. Don't you want to give your relatives something?' Snape replied. The clerk paid the amount and Snape pocketed the money handed Harry the four galleons. A/N: Snape's robes are loose enough so the money will fit. Okay?
"Why will I give my sad excuse of relatives something? They've locked me up in a cupboard and starved me!" Harry exclaimed. He covered his mouth, aware of his slip. "They WHAT?" The professor asked. "You heard me, sir. All I want to leave them is a hex! At least I'll get to laugh!" Harry replied sardonically.
"I'll be talking to them, Potter. We're dropping by later. You're still giving them something." Snape replied coolly. "Can't I just leave them the rest of the money?" Harry asked. "We'll see, Potter. You need shirts, pants, shoes and underwear. And also the bond rings and you might want to make a few extra purchases." The potions master said.
They first entered the clothes shop. They bought everything Harry needed, and proceeded to get shoes. Soon they had gotten the shoes, and they headed for the jewelry shop, Harry carrying most of the almost twenty packages. Snape refused to carry more than three.
They entered the shop and looked around for rings. One set just seemed to call to them. Harry called for the older man's attention and pointed the set out. They were gold, and the stones were diamonds, but if you turned it out, it's an emerald. They didn't wait. They just bought them. //Who cares what the size is if you can simply charm it into your size, anyway?// Harry thought.
"It's getting late, Potter. Come, into the alley. We'll just apparate to your Uncle's house." Snape said. They entered the alley. It was a dead end, but they walked to the end anyway. Snape resized their packages so they could fit into their robe pockets, and pocketed them, handing the rest to Harry.
"Oh, by the way, Potter, we forgot to get your relatives their present. Come on." Snape said, scowling, as he pocketed his wand. Harry followed the professor. But before they could, a gang of muggle bandits blocked the way out.
"Going somewhere?" The leader asked. "Yes we are. Get out of the way." Snape bellowed. "Temper, temper. Hand us all your money." A member said. Harry and Snape just stood there, arms crossed and tapping their foots. The perfect image of impatience.
"And what if we refuse?" Harry asked. "We'll just have to use these on you then." The leader said, as the gang pulled their guns out. 'Sir, am I allowed to use magic outside school premises?' Harry asked mentally. 'Obviously, Potter. You're a professor for Merlin's sake! But don't think about using it on muggles!' Snape replied moodily. A/N: Note the difference of "---" and '---'. Okay?
'Professor, their bandits. No one will believe them anyway.' Harry argued. 'Alright. But not before I cast a concealing charm on the alley. This is going to be fun.' The older man said. "That's it? Are guns all you have?" Harry mocked. The gang leader raised an eyebrow. "Why, do YOU have anything better? Perhaps you're forgetting that we all have guns." He said.
"Now that you ask about it, yes we do." Harry replied, taking out his wand. Snape followed. The gang laughed. "That's it? Two sticks? What, does that have powers or something? Ha, I don't think so." A member said. "Yes it does, actually." Snape answered coolly. The gang laughed harder. "You expect us to believe that?" The leader managed to say before he exploded in fits of laughter. "Well, yes we do. Accio guns!" Harry yelled. The guns immediately flew their way, leaving their bewildered owners' hands. Snape caught them in mid-air and cast a resizing spell on them. He levitated it back to the goons, he and Harry chuckling at the shocked expressions on the gang's faces. Before the goons could run away, they levitated them and rotated them in mid-air. Harry cast a silencing charm when they gang yelled for help. They released them and released the concealing and silencing charm. "You freaks!" A member yelled before the gang ran and left.
Harry and Snape were still laughing. They stopped, and Harry and Snape looked at each other. They burst out laughing again. "That had to be - the funniest moment of my - whole life!" Harry managed to say between giggles. "Me too." Was all Snape said. "Erm. Professor? Can we just apparate to the Dursleys and give them the rest of the money?" Harry asked after both had regained their composure. Since it was getting late, Snape agreed. //So professor does have a nicer side.// Harry thought before Snape hooked his arm into Harry's and apparated.
They apparated into the living room, were Dudley, Vernon and Petunia were watching TV. Harry laughed when three high-pitched screams filled the air. Severus covered his ears. "WHAT IN JESUS' NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE, BOY! WHAT TROUBLE DID YOU GET INTO AGAIN!?" Vernon yelled.
Severus regained his scowl, his dark mood and his aloofness. He crossed his arms and glared at Vernon. "I assure you Mr. Dursley, Mr. Potter has not gotten into any trouble." Severus said coldly. "Then what are you - freaks - doing here?" Vernon demanded.
"Relax, uncle, I'm just here to give you a farewell gift. To thank you for everything." Harry replied sarcastically. "Then hand it over and get out of here!" Dudley piped in. "Alright then." Snape glared and threw the money over to Vernon. All three's mouths dropped open at the sight of the forty seven-thousand. The two professors laughed at the sight before they disapparated and landed in Hogsmeade.
-End of Chapter 2-
Phew! Now that's done. Watcha think? Please review!
Oh yeah, I already explained that Harry's patronus is a stag, sorry for the mistake. SORRY!!!
To athenakitty: No one's forcing the bond. If you might have read the first chapter, you'll see that the body bond requires them to stay together. =] Yes, they're going to have sex sometime. Ooh yeah, Harry's going to live in the dungeons, maybe during summer they'll be staying in a muggle home. I'll have to see about that. And yes, Severus will find out.
To CSC, Voldemort's wand snapped when he tried to kill Harry when he was a baby. Then Snape was there. I sort of changed the story a bit so it'll fit my story line. =]
To Katy999: Thanks for the review, I already pointed out my mistake that it's a stag. Enjoy my story and review! =]
To Lee Lee Potter: Your story's one of my faves! Oh, I already pointed out my mistake. Severus knew about the bond first so he didn't react much when Harry was told, but it says in the first chapter.
To sev1970: Sorry, but I'm not writing about how Snape found out. It's out of my story line. And he knew before Harry. Hope you enjoy!
To Andi-chan: I have a loooong plot. Sorry if it's going too fast but I have to write it all down. Hope you enjoy, anyway! =]
To smoofie, Sylvanus Snape, Lord R, Selina, Shambling Silk, jliles, Minerva- Severus-Dumbledor and Seth, Thanks! I hope you enjoy!
I'll update daily except when I'm super busy. It's summer here already! =] Hope you like this chapter.
Please review!
Chapter three: Shopping trip
Harry and Snape left the castle and headed for Hogsmeade.
"Um, sir? Where do we head first?" Harry asked. "Robe shop." Snape replied promptly. They walked towards the robe shop and Snape held the door open for Harry. Harry muttered a quick thanks and entered the shop.
A shop clerk walked towards them. "Yes? Oh, hi there Severus. The same, I assume?" The clerk asked. "No. I'm shopping for a friend." The professor replied. "This guy?" The clerk said, eyeing Harry. His eyes spotted the scar. "Mister Potter!! It is a pleasure to serve you!" He exclaimed. Snape rolled his eyes.
"Just get on with it." Snape barked, obviously not in the mood for any Harry Potter praising. The clerk looked nervous for a while but took out a measuring tape and used magic to measure Harry's stats.
He went to take a few robes for Harry to fit and the two professors sat down on a bench. Harry was looking down at his hands. He looked up and noticed the older man staring at his face. "Um. Professor? Sir, is there something on my face?" Harry asked. Snape shook his head no and looked away.
The clerk came back with a stack of robes levitating behind him. Harry tried them on and made his purchases. There were three dark green robes, three black, and very Snape-like, and black dress robes. //How ironic. I'm bonded to the head of Slytherin house and the colors of the robes I bought are so Slytherin.// Harry thought.
"I read that in your mind, Potter. Now get up. We're going to London." Snape barked. Harry made a sound that resembled a squeak and got up to follow Snape out of the door. "Sir, I haven't any muggle money." Harry said. "You have galleons, Potter. We'll pay with those." Snape replied.
"They don't accept galleons, sir." Harry replied. "Haven't you thought about a pawn shop, Potter?" Snape said, irritated. He hooked his arm around Harry's and apparated to Diagon Alley.
They landed in the alley, and Harry fell back on his arse. "Professor, couldn't you have warned me before you apparated? That was my first time!" Harry complained when he stood up, rubbing his sore bottom. Snape smirked.
"Hey look! It's Harry Potter!" Yelled a passerby. Everyone turned to look. A lot of adoring screams were heard. "Professor? Can we just go? I hate fans." Harry whispered. Snape nodded and glared at every person who dared go near them as they walked towards the Leaky Cauldron.
The fans continued mobbing Harry, but they finally got through everything and soon they were in front of a muggle pawn shop. "Potter, give me five galleons." Snape commanded. Harry did so.
"Excuse me, but how much shall this fetch?" Snape asked and handed over a galleon. "Oh God! This must be ancient! I never saw anything like this before!" The excited shop owner said. "Neither have I seen your clothes." She added in an undertone. Snape heard it, though. "Who cares about our clothes? Just tell me how much it'll fetch, will you!?" He demanded.
"I'll give fifty thousand." The clerk said. 'Merlin's beard! Fifty thousand! Professor, I don't need that much!' Harry said mentally. 'This is your last year in Hogwarts, Potter, and surely you'll be living with me for the rest of your life. Don't you want to give your relatives something?' Snape replied. The clerk paid the amount and Snape pocketed the money handed Harry the four galleons. A/N: Snape's robes are loose enough so the money will fit. Okay?
"Why will I give my sad excuse of relatives something? They've locked me up in a cupboard and starved me!" Harry exclaimed. He covered his mouth, aware of his slip. "They WHAT?" The professor asked. "You heard me, sir. All I want to leave them is a hex! At least I'll get to laugh!" Harry replied sardonically.
"I'll be talking to them, Potter. We're dropping by later. You're still giving them something." Snape replied coolly. "Can't I just leave them the rest of the money?" Harry asked. "We'll see, Potter. You need shirts, pants, shoes and underwear. And also the bond rings and you might want to make a few extra purchases." The potions master said.
They first entered the clothes shop. They bought everything Harry needed, and proceeded to get shoes. Soon they had gotten the shoes, and they headed for the jewelry shop, Harry carrying most of the almost twenty packages. Snape refused to carry more than three.
They entered the shop and looked around for rings. One set just seemed to call to them. Harry called for the older man's attention and pointed the set out. They were gold, and the stones were diamonds, but if you turned it out, it's an emerald. They didn't wait. They just bought them. //Who cares what the size is if you can simply charm it into your size, anyway?// Harry thought.
"It's getting late, Potter. Come, into the alley. We'll just apparate to your Uncle's house." Snape said. They entered the alley. It was a dead end, but they walked to the end anyway. Snape resized their packages so they could fit into their robe pockets, and pocketed them, handing the rest to Harry.
"Oh, by the way, Potter, we forgot to get your relatives their present. Come on." Snape said, scowling, as he pocketed his wand. Harry followed the professor. But before they could, a gang of muggle bandits blocked the way out.
"Going somewhere?" The leader asked. "Yes we are. Get out of the way." Snape bellowed. "Temper, temper. Hand us all your money." A member said. Harry and Snape just stood there, arms crossed and tapping their foots. The perfect image of impatience.
"And what if we refuse?" Harry asked. "We'll just have to use these on you then." The leader said, as the gang pulled their guns out. 'Sir, am I allowed to use magic outside school premises?' Harry asked mentally. 'Obviously, Potter. You're a professor for Merlin's sake! But don't think about using it on muggles!' Snape replied moodily. A/N: Note the difference of "---" and '---'. Okay?
'Professor, their bandits. No one will believe them anyway.' Harry argued. 'Alright. But not before I cast a concealing charm on the alley. This is going to be fun.' The older man said. "That's it? Are guns all you have?" Harry mocked. The gang leader raised an eyebrow. "Why, do YOU have anything better? Perhaps you're forgetting that we all have guns." He said.
"Now that you ask about it, yes we do." Harry replied, taking out his wand. Snape followed. The gang laughed. "That's it? Two sticks? What, does that have powers or something? Ha, I don't think so." A member said. "Yes it does, actually." Snape answered coolly. The gang laughed harder. "You expect us to believe that?" The leader managed to say before he exploded in fits of laughter. "Well, yes we do. Accio guns!" Harry yelled. The guns immediately flew their way, leaving their bewildered owners' hands. Snape caught them in mid-air and cast a resizing spell on them. He levitated it back to the goons, he and Harry chuckling at the shocked expressions on the gang's faces. Before the goons could run away, they levitated them and rotated them in mid-air. Harry cast a silencing charm when they gang yelled for help. They released them and released the concealing and silencing charm. "You freaks!" A member yelled before the gang ran and left.
Harry and Snape were still laughing. They stopped, and Harry and Snape looked at each other. They burst out laughing again. "That had to be - the funniest moment of my - whole life!" Harry managed to say between giggles. "Me too." Was all Snape said. "Erm. Professor? Can we just apparate to the Dursleys and give them the rest of the money?" Harry asked after both had regained their composure. Since it was getting late, Snape agreed. //So professor does have a nicer side.// Harry thought before Snape hooked his arm into Harry's and apparated.
They apparated into the living room, were Dudley, Vernon and Petunia were watching TV. Harry laughed when three high-pitched screams filled the air. Severus covered his ears. "WHAT IN JESUS' NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE, BOY! WHAT TROUBLE DID YOU GET INTO AGAIN!?" Vernon yelled.
Severus regained his scowl, his dark mood and his aloofness. He crossed his arms and glared at Vernon. "I assure you Mr. Dursley, Mr. Potter has not gotten into any trouble." Severus said coldly. "Then what are you - freaks - doing here?" Vernon demanded.
"Relax, uncle, I'm just here to give you a farewell gift. To thank you for everything." Harry replied sarcastically. "Then hand it over and get out of here!" Dudley piped in. "Alright then." Snape glared and threw the money over to Vernon. All three's mouths dropped open at the sight of the forty seven-thousand. The two professors laughed at the sight before they disapparated and landed in Hogsmeade.
-End of Chapter 2-
Phew! Now that's done. Watcha think? Please review!