Blossom: What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Mogura: What? I tried!

Blossom: *goes all business like and takes out a folder labeled Mogura* Lack of typing because of other stories! I have half a mind to give u detention, young lady.

Mogura: NO!

Blossom: YES! But I'm too nice, and you gave me precious information when I needed it. Therefore, I'll let you go.THIS time.

Mogura: Yes Blossom! *leaves room*

Blossom: Mogura started it, but I'm finishing it, under her request. LAZY, INCONSIDERATE BUM! But it's all good. I'm only kidding!

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At the apartment, Mogura is on the phone with Blossom, who was finally telling her about the house.

Mogura: *on phone* What?! What!?

Blossom: *on other side* Yup. All of them killed in some "freak accident".

Mogura: Some how I have a feeling it isn't that freak.

Blossom: I know soo...

Mogura: Soo what?

Blossom: They left the house to me which means we can live there.

Mogura: Hmm I dunno you know how attached I am to the apartment.

Blossom: Please I don't want to be all alone. Amber could stay at the apartment!

Mogura: I guess that means we take the crowd with us *looks at the crowd of boys as she speaks*

Blossom: YEAH!

Mogura: ok. *sighs defeated* well Amber and I will come tonight with some more stuff and we'll have to get something to wear to the funeral.

Blossom: * suddenly sad* yeah

Mogura: Well Got to go talk to you tonight

Blossom: Bye *click*



In the living room, everyone is sitting peacefully, Mogura thinks. Everyone lifts their heads when she puts down the phone.



Duo: What did she say?

Mogura: Nothing really important. We're moving to her house and Amber and I are sleeping there tonight *looks upward* gods, please make sure they don't wreck the apartment.

All males: HEY!

Mogura: Whatever. *under breath* Stupid male species.

Quatre: Don't worry Mogura *blushes saying name* I'll take care of it.

Mogura: *not paying attention and walks away then calls back* err Ok thanks Quatre *leaves room*

Quatre: *sits down head in hands* I try. Really I do and she doesn't care.

Duo: *sits down next to him* try what Q-man

Ranma: *sits as well* What's up?

Quatre: I try and get Mogura's attention, but she brushes me off.

Ranma: At least you don't have a fiancée you don't like! (A/N: *mumbles* I think Mogura should actually listen in English instead of spacing out. But that's my opinion. SO MANY FRICKEN GRAMMER MISTAKES! Back to the story)

Duo: oooo Quatre has a crush *Quatre goes red and leaves the room*

Phone: *ringing*

Duo: *picks it up* Hello?

Blossom: Hi Duo!

Duo: Hi Blossom!

Blossom: Duo could you put Mogura or Amber on the phone?

Duo: Sure *passes phone to Amber*

Amber: Hello. What's wrong?

Blossom: Oh nothing. I'm just coming home and bringing my new pet.

Amber: What type of pet? *remembers the time Blossom brought home a rabid hamster*

Blossom: I cat it was my. sister's I think.

Amber: Ok I'll tell her and Blossom..

Blossom: yes?

Amber: You couldn't control what happened. Fate just ran its course. Life just lived its life and the world turns.

Blossom: *sniffles heard on other line* Thanks Amber.

Amber: No problem. *click*

Duo: How come everyone gets to talk on the phone but me!

Amber: Don't ask me *Mogura enters and looks around*

Mogura: Where's Quatre?

Duo: *puts on stupid grin* Why? Does Mogura have feelings for him?

Mogura: Duo shut up.

Wufei: HEY ONLY I CAN TELL HIM TO SHUT UP!

Mogura: oh really just watch me.

Wufei: Weak onnas have no honor.

Amber: Uh oh *hides behind couch* you've done it now.

Duo: *joins her* Wufei has a death wish

Heero/Trowa: .

Mogura: What did you say?

Wufei: I said.

Blossom: *flings open door* I'm back what is going on?? *looks around to see Mogura and Wufei facing each other in the middle of the room faces red. Heero and Trowa are hiding behind the couch with Duo and Amber* OOOOOOK should I ask?

All: NO

Mogura: I'm going out for a ride *leaves*

Blossom: What happened here?

Ranma: well here's the play by play. Quatre says 'I try really I do and she doesn't care.' Then Duo says 'try what Q-man?' And I say 'What's up?' Quatre says 'I try and get Mogura's attention she brushes me off.'

I say 'At least you don't have a fiancée you don't like!' Duo says 'oooo Quatre has a crush'. And that's really it well then the other time. Mogura said 'Where's Quatre?'

Duo responded 'Why does Mogura have feelings for him?' Mogura says 'Duo shut up'. And that's that. I think. What's in the box

Blossom: *holds up basket and opens it up* take a look and see. I'm warning you though.

Ranma: *leans in then jumps back* Ah!

Duo: *leans in as well* what is it?

Blossom: *picks up Triskle* only a cat Ranma. *looks around* Ranma? Damn. I forgot.

Ranma: *from kitchen* over here

Duo: Ooo. Is Ranma scared of cats?

Quatre: *comes in from where ever he was. Looks glum but puts on happy face* Hi guys! *comes over and pets cat* That's a cute cat!

Blossom: erm thanks Quatre

Duo: We were just telling Blossom about your love life.

Quatre: *goes scarlet*

Wufei: *in horror* How could you love a weak woman??

Duo: Hey Wufei wasn't it you and Sally I saw..

Wufei: *goes red* shut up Maxwell.

Blossom: *leans towards Quatre* Do you know how foolhardy it is to fall in love with her? Think about how over protective she is of me! Then, times that by, like 10,000. That's how much she hates men.

Duo: Really? Scary. Why doesn't she like us?

Blossom: Beats me. *shrugs, and goes into kitchen* Ranma, I'm sorry. I forgot you hate cats. That can pose as a problem though.

Ranma: How?

Blossom: You have to stay in the apartment now. Now I have to figure out who to take with me to live in my house.

Duo: *pokes his head in the kitchen* You have a house?

Blossom: Yup. It used to be my parent's but there was a freak accident, involving two robbers, a gun, and a forgiving will.

Duo: *shakes head* Strange.

Blossom: I know. Let's see. To save sanity, Duo, Heero, Trowa, Wufei, all of you come with me. Don't worry about clothes, we'll go shopping later. *walks out of door, leaving Ranma, Amber, and Mogura alone*

Ranma: WAIT! You're leaving me alone with them? *points to Amber and Mogura* I have a bad feeling about this.

Blossom: *sticking her head back in the door* Ranma, if you want to come, you'll have to deal with the cat, or you go home. Ok?

Ranma: OK! *leaves with Blossom*

Amber: All alone with nothing to do. What should we do Mogura?

Mogura: I KNOW!

Amber: What?

Mogura: Let's make fun of people!

At the house, however, Duo and Ranma are raiding the cabinets.

Blossom: GUYS! I told you, we'll go grocery shopping later.

Duo: *holding up a Mallomar box* What're these babe?

Blossom: GIMME THOSE! *grabs box away from him* MALLOMARS! YES! *runs away laughing maniacally*

Duo: O.O;; OKKK

Ranma: LOOK! RAMEN! *holds up package of the noodles*

Duo: Anything else?

Ranma: *scavenges some more* Peanut Butter, lots of tea, I bet Kasumi would like this, um.AHA!

Duo: WHAT? WHAT? *holding peanut butter jar*

Ranma: I found some red stuff! *holds up a Tabasco bottle* What is it?

Duo: That's a sort of hot sauce. It's called tabasco. Really good stuff, if you ask me. *Blossom comes back into the kitchen with Wufei*

Blossom: Duo, put the hot sauce down.

Duo: BUT I DON'T WANNA!

Blossom: Put it down or you don't get any lunch!

Wufei: What is for lunch onna?

Blossom: Umm..*looks in refrigerator* We have Swedish Meatballs, spaghetti and sauce, chicken, pork chops, ew, macaroni and cheese, and chili. Take your pick of leftovers. After we eat leftovers, then I'll make something. TOUCH THAT HOT SAUCE ONE MORE TIME AND DIE!

Duo: Eep. *puts down sauce*

Wufei: I think I'll play it safe and choose the chicken. *Blossom takes out the tupperware*

Duo: CHILI! *Blossom takes out pot of chili* Can I use the hot sauce in it?

Blossom: *sighs* Fine. Ranma-kun, what about you?

Ranma: Pork. Maybe then Ryoga will die!

Blossom: Right. *hands him the pork* HEERO, TROWA! LUNCH!

Heero: Hn? (Translation: What's for Lunch?) *he and Trowa enter kitchen*

Trowa: Ditto.

Blossom: Either spaghetti and sauce, or macaroni and cheese.

Duo: What about the Swedish Meatball stuff?

Blossom: MINE!

Heero: Macaroni and cheese. *Blossom hands him the tupperware*

Trowa: That leaves me with spaghetti and sauce. *gets his tupperware*

Blossom: The sauce has a bit of beer in it, my dad's recipe. You can't taste it though.

Duo: Heat up please! *hands her the pot of chili*

Blossom: Pot on stove, turn on stove, stir. *puts pot on stove, takes a wooden spoon, turns stove on, and hands spoon to Duo* You're not helpless. Wufei, you get the pathetic microwave first, put it in for about 3-5 minutes, and take the top off. After that, Ranma, you do the same, and the same goes for the rest of you, except for Duo. You might have to put it in for longer though. Do not make it explode. That ruins the microwave. Let me know when all of you are finished. I'll be upstairs. *leaves the room*

Duo: WAIT! HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN THE CHILI'S READY?

Blossom: *calls down stairs* When it starts to boil, taste it, and if it's not enough for you, keep stirring until it is! Simple as pie.

Duo: Oh. How do you turn this thing off then?

Heero: When it's finished, turn the knob to OFF.

Wufei: Baka.

Upstairs, Blossom is packing things in boxes to be moved to her parent's old room.

Blossom: Damn it, I need to make sleeping arrangements. What do you think Triskle? *looks around for the kitten, but doesn't see it* Triskle? *goes into her sister's old room, where the cat is sitting on the bedspread, laying in the afternoon sun* Triskle, you can't stay there forever. Come on cat. Let's go get you something to eat. *goes back downstairs*

In the Kitchen, there is a bit of a problem with the chili.

Wufei: MAXWELL! WATCH THE CHILI! BAKA!

Duo: *looks at the pot, which is boiling over* Oops. How do you turn it off?

Blossom: *sets down the kitten before entering* DUO! YOU IDIOT! *turns off stove and moves pot to the sink quickly, where it happily keeps boiling over, spewing chili all over* You were supposed to watch it Duo-san.

Duo: *bows head* Sorry.

Ranma: *shakes head* What are you going to do about your lunch? The chili's all burnt now.

Duo: I dunno.

Blossom: Make yourself a sandwich. After lunch, we're going grocery shopping.

Ranma: What happened to that yellow box?

Blossom: The Mallomars? I hid them.

Duo: What are they?

Blossom: Chocolate covered marshmallow and cookie.

Duo: *drools* YUM!

Blossom: ^.^ I know. They're all MINE!

Duo: T.T NOT FAIR!

At the apartment, Amber and Mogura are playing a card game while Quatre is captured with whatever is on the TV.

Mogura: Do you have any Kings?

Amber: Go Fish. *Mogura sighs and picks up a card* Do you have any threes?

Mogura: Go Fish. *Amber picks up a card, and it's a three*

Amber: YES! *puts down four threes*

Mogura: Damn you. It's so peaceful here. I wonder what's going on at the house.

Amber: Are you sure you want Blossom in a house full of boys?

Mogura: She knows I can set up cameras in that house. If anything happens that shouldn't have, she knows I'll know. It comes with the powers.

Amber: Are you sure you're psychic?

Mogura: Positive. I wasn't there when she got assaulted, but I cut my visit to my mother's short to dash back and catch the bastard in the act. I saw what would've happened if I hadn't gone.

Amber: Oh.

Mogura: Got any Sevens?

Back at the apartment, everyone was done with lunch and got ready to go grocery shopping.

Blossom: Come on guys, we've got a van, and we're going to use it! *finds keys to van on key rack, and grabs coat*

Duo: Van? What kind of van?

Blossom: Mini-van. Seats seven full grown adults comfortable. Come on. *walks out door and everyone follows*

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Blossom: I'M DONE! *dances* For revenge Mogura, you have to write the next chapter.

Mogura: WHY? I'm busy with other stuff you know!

Blossom: *raises eyebrow* And I'm not?

Mogura: But mine's more important!

Blossom: No comment. *thinks* Yeah right.

Mogura: .

Blossom; ^.^ R&R! MAKE MOGURA WRITE! DON'T MAKE HER NEGLECT!

Mogura: strange.

Blossom: YOU SHOULD TYPE TOO YOU KNOW! And pay attention in English!

Mogura: I hate English.

Blossom: so? I think you need the lessons so I don't have to teach you.

Mogura: *mumbles and leaves in a huff*

Blossom: R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read my other stories too!!