Alright this is Sven now, I'm just gonna rattle on for a bit before switching over
and makeing pictures. My pain pill hasn't kicked in yet. It is better to type higher
then a kite on Hydrocodone. Can't type with a headache and all.....me and Cassi
are discussing taking a few female assistants. Cassi wants Corday, and I'm taking
Lucy. Anyway, I'm gonna make a few pictures. Be back if my head feels better.
I have class tomorrow. On the upside with a headache I can't type the novel I'm
writing. Can't think about it. Several ten minutes later, Sven is now high on
codone. Time for story.
Cassi adds this in the next day. Warning: 2 Spoofauthors +Lortab high=this
chapter. Enjoy.^_^
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Carter, Abby, and the impossibly cute little Ardeth (acc. to Cassi) were
about to leave the main area when they heard a series of loud chalk board
screeching Raptor yells. Sara Raptor suddenly came running in, screaming loud
enough to wake the dead in the morgue.......where Jonathan ZombieMaster is having
fun.
Sara is being chased by one of the security frogs. She leaps onto the counter in
front of Frank. "Get it away! Get it away!" She yelled, bouncing around the counter,
doing that funny dance people do when they see a mouse. She paused to look at
a very pale Frank. "Well just don't stand there! Get RID of it!!"
Weaver hurried in with Benton. "What the hell is going..........." She began. One
look at Sara, and Weaver fainted. Benton backed up, staring in shock.
"NICKY, GET IT AWAY!! Kill the evil green slimy thing!! Before it infects me with
slimeys, or something!" Sara shrieked.
Nick Raptor casually walked in and calmly stepped on the offending frog, with a
resounding 'splat'. Frank bolted for the bathroom, covering his mouth.
"I hope they don't want us to bring that back." Carter retorted, disgusted.
"Eww." Abby put in.
Sara leapt into Nick's arms, tears streaming down her face. "My hero!"
As Nick carried Sara back outside, Timmy Compy darted in and proceeded to eat the
mess.
"Double EWWW!" Ardeth said. **I wanted to put "The Impossibly cute Ardeth
said." But Sven would't let me. ~Cassi**
"You know at one point, I might have found that weird." Romano spoke up, from
behind them.
The crazy trio turned to find Corday, Romano, and small brunette, who looked
a bit green. "Eww, I think I'm gonna puke." She spoke up.
Romano jumped away. "Well aim the other way!" He spat out, making a face.
The brunette glared.
"Who are you?" Abby questioned.
"I believe you know Shirley.....it was an accident." Romano explained.
Shirley glared at Romano. "To which I owe one!"
Corday grinned proudly. "I soaked Babcock, and saved those two idiots who were
trying to beat each other up." She stated, with a grin.
"Did not! I could have escaped, easily!" Romano protested.
Corday rolled her eyes.
Timmy Compy hurried up to them. "Could you direct me to some more of those
tasty green things?" He asked, with a small toothy grin.
"You know, those tasty green things used to be Security." Abby told him.
"Your security is awfully small. Maybe we could take their place" Timmy offered.
"We'll think about it." Carter replied.
"Why is Weaver lying on the floor?" Romano asked. "Did someone kill her.....one
can only hope?"
"Fainted when she saw Sara." Carter answered.
"Oh Damn! Why couldn't someone kill her?" Romano complained.
"I can." Timmy cut in, sounding hopefull.
"Later." Carter told him, motioning for him to leave. "Wait, she's waking up."
All six watched as Weaver got to her feet. She looked up and saw the group of five
year olds.
With an evil grin, Romano put both hands around his mouth and yelled.
"HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!"
Weaver glared, and advanced towards them, as soon as she was able.
Carter stepped forward with Ardeth beside him. "Need I remind you that Ardeth
here, is the one who turned Security into frogs." He told her. "You might want to
notify that one of them was eaten by a Compy."
"After Nick sqaushed him!" Corday chimed in.
Benton moved up beside Weaver. "Who is Nick?" He asked.
"That would be Sara's husband." Carter answered. "The Raptor that rescued her."
Suddenly, their conversation was interrupted as a little Dave Malucci came
running through. He stopped in front of Weaver.
"I see DEAD people!" He whispered loudly, before he bolted away. A few minutes
later, he was followed by a man who could only be dead, and had flesh falling to the
floor in clumps.
"Didn't I pronounce that guy two hours ago?" Benton asked Weaver, who looked
about ready faint again.
"Okay, who let the ZombieMaster into the morgue?" Romano demanded.
Dave poked his head back in...."I didn't do it!! Nobody saw me do it! You can't
prove a thing!" He yelled with an evil grin, before disappearing from sight.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the hospital................................................
Susan and Jing-Mei were trailing toilet paper down the hallway, with the rolls
they had stolen from the bathroom. Suddenly, several frogs hopped past, being
chased by what appeared to be featherless green chickens. **ie Timmy Compy & Co.
"I think the pests are getting bigger." Susan commented, and paused, doing a double-
take. "Did I just see what I thought I saw?"
Jing-Mei stared after the retreating creatures. "Depends on what you thought
you saw." She murmured.
"Something tells me that bit about dinosaurs in the parking lot was not a joke.
What is going on in this place?" Susan wondered.
"I don't think I want to know." Jing-Mei retorted.
This was when Dave bolted around a corner, running smack into them. "Walking
dead people, get out of the way, gotta go." He yelled jumping to his feet.
"What have you been on?" Jing-Mei demanded.
"Nothing! It's true, turn around." Dave instructed.
Both turned and saw several rotting Zombies looking back at them. Jing-Mei
screamed and threw the toilet paper at the Zombies. Susan did the same. Dave
grabbed their hands and the three bolted off down the hall, screaming.
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Jerry watched what was going on in lobby from the waiting room chairs. He'd
been calmly talking with Hannibal Lecter since this whole mess started. (Can
you believe no one noticed Hannibal Lecter in the waiting room? Makes you
wonder, doesn't it?) They had both agreed that once security was changed
back to humans they would need a lot of therapy. And that Sara needed to talk
about this fear of frogs. Perhaps it had something to do with the thought that
the Raptor's DNA was supposed to have been spliced with that of frogs. It was an
interesting possibility.
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Elsewhere, Kovac and Malik were walking down one of the hallways, when they
heard screaming. They looked at each other and quickly hid in a room, watching as
Dave, Jing-Mei, and Susan ran past being chased by what could only be called
walking dead people with trails of toilet paper hanging off of them.
"Okay, I don' t think I want to know what happened there." Kovac remarked.
"If it's more to do with this spoofset, I have got to go there!" Malik stated, grinning.
"I think it would be the ZombieMaster......I'm pretty sure it's his talent to reanimate
dead people. At least he isn't the one who makes things talk." Kovac remarked.
"That's Dor. He's another assistant. If he's here, he's probably with Sven or Cassi.
They'd find his talent usefull here. Who knows what they could get to talk.
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Meanwhile, in the Lounge/locker room, Gallant was studying. He looked up at the
clock, suddenly feeling very bored. How long had he been in here, not having fun?
Why hadn't he gone with the rest? He was getting tired of being the responsible one.
After all how often did one get to be five years old all over again. It was definilty time
to have some real fun! Grinning, he pushed the book away and stood up.
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END PART ELEVEN: See, it's a good thing when the spoofauthors are on Lortab.
This entire chapter was written because of it. We both pieced this together. Anyway
my pills are wearing off and I'm getting sleepy. It's almost Two am. Bedtime now.
And Cassi has now finished her editing. Yes we were both on Lortab for this. Sven
had a bad headache, and me.....well, lets just say we had a blizzard after a week of
60 degrees, and sunshine. This = major pain in Cassi knees and hip. All leftovers
from that truck that hit me that one time.....and a few other accidents, which we won't
mention at this time. Needless to say I'm better today. Hope you enjoy as I don't
know how soon the next part will be out. Need more ideas people. ^_^ Later!--
Cassi
Leave your reviews now.
and makeing pictures. My pain pill hasn't kicked in yet. It is better to type higher
then a kite on Hydrocodone. Can't type with a headache and all.....me and Cassi
are discussing taking a few female assistants. Cassi wants Corday, and I'm taking
Lucy. Anyway, I'm gonna make a few pictures. Be back if my head feels better.
I have class tomorrow. On the upside with a headache I can't type the novel I'm
writing. Can't think about it. Several ten minutes later, Sven is now high on
codone. Time for story.
Cassi adds this in the next day. Warning: 2 Spoofauthors +Lortab high=this
chapter. Enjoy.^_^
*************************************************************
Carter, Abby, and the impossibly cute little Ardeth (acc. to Cassi) were
about to leave the main area when they heard a series of loud chalk board
screeching Raptor yells. Sara Raptor suddenly came running in, screaming loud
enough to wake the dead in the morgue.......where Jonathan ZombieMaster is having
fun.
Sara is being chased by one of the security frogs. She leaps onto the counter in
front of Frank. "Get it away! Get it away!" She yelled, bouncing around the counter,
doing that funny dance people do when they see a mouse. She paused to look at
a very pale Frank. "Well just don't stand there! Get RID of it!!"
Weaver hurried in with Benton. "What the hell is going..........." She began. One
look at Sara, and Weaver fainted. Benton backed up, staring in shock.
"NICKY, GET IT AWAY!! Kill the evil green slimy thing!! Before it infects me with
slimeys, or something!" Sara shrieked.
Nick Raptor casually walked in and calmly stepped on the offending frog, with a
resounding 'splat'. Frank bolted for the bathroom, covering his mouth.
"I hope they don't want us to bring that back." Carter retorted, disgusted.
"Eww." Abby put in.
Sara leapt into Nick's arms, tears streaming down her face. "My hero!"
As Nick carried Sara back outside, Timmy Compy darted in and proceeded to eat the
mess.
"Double EWWW!" Ardeth said. **I wanted to put "The Impossibly cute Ardeth
said." But Sven would't let me. ~Cassi**
"You know at one point, I might have found that weird." Romano spoke up, from
behind them.
The crazy trio turned to find Corday, Romano, and small brunette, who looked
a bit green. "Eww, I think I'm gonna puke." She spoke up.
Romano jumped away. "Well aim the other way!" He spat out, making a face.
The brunette glared.
"Who are you?" Abby questioned.
"I believe you know Shirley.....it was an accident." Romano explained.
Shirley glared at Romano. "To which I owe one!"
Corday grinned proudly. "I soaked Babcock, and saved those two idiots who were
trying to beat each other up." She stated, with a grin.
"Did not! I could have escaped, easily!" Romano protested.
Corday rolled her eyes.
Timmy Compy hurried up to them. "Could you direct me to some more of those
tasty green things?" He asked, with a small toothy grin.
"You know, those tasty green things used to be Security." Abby told him.
"Your security is awfully small. Maybe we could take their place" Timmy offered.
"We'll think about it." Carter replied.
"Why is Weaver lying on the floor?" Romano asked. "Did someone kill her.....one
can only hope?"
"Fainted when she saw Sara." Carter answered.
"Oh Damn! Why couldn't someone kill her?" Romano complained.
"I can." Timmy cut in, sounding hopefull.
"Later." Carter told him, motioning for him to leave. "Wait, she's waking up."
All six watched as Weaver got to her feet. She looked up and saw the group of five
year olds.
With an evil grin, Romano put both hands around his mouth and yelled.
"HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!"
Weaver glared, and advanced towards them, as soon as she was able.
Carter stepped forward with Ardeth beside him. "Need I remind you that Ardeth
here, is the one who turned Security into frogs." He told her. "You might want to
notify that one of them was eaten by a Compy."
"After Nick sqaushed him!" Corday chimed in.
Benton moved up beside Weaver. "Who is Nick?" He asked.
"That would be Sara's husband." Carter answered. "The Raptor that rescued her."
Suddenly, their conversation was interrupted as a little Dave Malucci came
running through. He stopped in front of Weaver.
"I see DEAD people!" He whispered loudly, before he bolted away. A few minutes
later, he was followed by a man who could only be dead, and had flesh falling to the
floor in clumps.
"Didn't I pronounce that guy two hours ago?" Benton asked Weaver, who looked
about ready faint again.
"Okay, who let the ZombieMaster into the morgue?" Romano demanded.
Dave poked his head back in...."I didn't do it!! Nobody saw me do it! You can't
prove a thing!" He yelled with an evil grin, before disappearing from sight.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the hospital................................................
Susan and Jing-Mei were trailing toilet paper down the hallway, with the rolls
they had stolen from the bathroom. Suddenly, several frogs hopped past, being
chased by what appeared to be featherless green chickens. **ie Timmy Compy & Co.
"I think the pests are getting bigger." Susan commented, and paused, doing a double-
take. "Did I just see what I thought I saw?"
Jing-Mei stared after the retreating creatures. "Depends on what you thought
you saw." She murmured.
"Something tells me that bit about dinosaurs in the parking lot was not a joke.
What is going on in this place?" Susan wondered.
"I don't think I want to know." Jing-Mei retorted.
This was when Dave bolted around a corner, running smack into them. "Walking
dead people, get out of the way, gotta go." He yelled jumping to his feet.
"What have you been on?" Jing-Mei demanded.
"Nothing! It's true, turn around." Dave instructed.
Both turned and saw several rotting Zombies looking back at them. Jing-Mei
screamed and threw the toilet paper at the Zombies. Susan did the same. Dave
grabbed their hands and the three bolted off down the hall, screaming.
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Jerry watched what was going on in lobby from the waiting room chairs. He'd
been calmly talking with Hannibal Lecter since this whole mess started. (Can
you believe no one noticed Hannibal Lecter in the waiting room? Makes you
wonder, doesn't it?) They had both agreed that once security was changed
back to humans they would need a lot of therapy. And that Sara needed to talk
about this fear of frogs. Perhaps it had something to do with the thought that
the Raptor's DNA was supposed to have been spliced with that of frogs. It was an
interesting possibility.
**************************************************************
Elsewhere, Kovac and Malik were walking down one of the hallways, when they
heard screaming. They looked at each other and quickly hid in a room, watching as
Dave, Jing-Mei, and Susan ran past being chased by what could only be called
walking dead people with trails of toilet paper hanging off of them.
"Okay, I don' t think I want to know what happened there." Kovac remarked.
"If it's more to do with this spoofset, I have got to go there!" Malik stated, grinning.
"I think it would be the ZombieMaster......I'm pretty sure it's his talent to reanimate
dead people. At least he isn't the one who makes things talk." Kovac remarked.
"That's Dor. He's another assistant. If he's here, he's probably with Sven or Cassi.
They'd find his talent usefull here. Who knows what they could get to talk.
*************************************************************
Meanwhile, in the Lounge/locker room, Gallant was studying. He looked up at the
clock, suddenly feeling very bored. How long had he been in here, not having fun?
Why hadn't he gone with the rest? He was getting tired of being the responsible one.
After all how often did one get to be five years old all over again. It was definilty time
to have some real fun! Grinning, he pushed the book away and stood up.
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END PART ELEVEN: See, it's a good thing when the spoofauthors are on Lortab.
This entire chapter was written because of it. We both pieced this together. Anyway
my pills are wearing off and I'm getting sleepy. It's almost Two am. Bedtime now.
And Cassi has now finished her editing. Yes we were both on Lortab for this. Sven
had a bad headache, and me.....well, lets just say we had a blizzard after a week of
60 degrees, and sunshine. This = major pain in Cassi knees and hip. All leftovers
from that truck that hit me that one time.....and a few other accidents, which we won't
mention at this time. Needless to say I'm better today. Hope you enjoy as I don't
know how soon the next part will be out. Need more ideas people. ^_^ Later!--
Cassi
Leave your reviews now.