And here we are for part twelve. And still can't believe we're still going on this. Thankyou
to all who have reviewed! Keep it up and there will be more. We need more ideas, other
than "more Carby" This is not exactly the easiest thing here. Let's face it, we weren't
really planning on Ardeth having a cell phone. HE was NOT supposed to be there, but as
he IS, we can't exactly do Carby too well with Ardeth in the middle. That really would not
be something we wanna try. Especially since they're FIVE! At five, Abby is supposed to
have cooties or something. Think about it. We'll do what we can, but we are NOT having
a five year old threesome. **in the back, Sven says "eyuch!!" at the thought.** Now if we
can separate Ardeth and Carter.....good luck millions have tried and failed. See all spoofs
after Jurassic and Fugitive. We're still trying to figure out how Kimble became a Marshal...
because guess what! He's still with "Newman" in "Psychos!" and the two of them WILL
be returning to the island for the third Jurassic! Don't ask how we managed to pull that one
off. To our knowledge, Malcom was NOT in the third one. You'll have to wait and see!
Now that we have a nice intro that has not much to do with the original story and now
Cassi's drugs have just kicked in! And Sven's telling me hers have started to as well! So
now we'll try to crank out another pointless section. Gallant is back, security's frogs,
and there are walking dead dudes all over the hospital. And we're not done yet. There
are still more magic tallents to reveal themselves. Lizzie's and Dave's are going to be very
eventfull!
*********************************************************************
It was one of the most unusual face-offs one would ever see in an Emergency Room lobby.
Three adults and six five year old children. The only thing that was saving the children at
that point was the small dark skinned adorable one with the pony tail.....and the ability to
change people into....well anything. Benton glared down at the group. He couldn't stop
them and they knew it. The only thing that was keeping him sane was the thought that
this could not possibly go on forever. At some point the children had to be back to normal.
He eyed the group, suddenly noticing something different. A new child...a small brunette.
'No.' He told himself. "Shirley?" He asked out loud.
Shirley looked up. "Uh, yeah." She answered, shooting a sideways glance at Romano.
"It's kind of a long story."
"It was an accident." Romano explained. "Really."
"Oh I don't believe this!" Weaver shot out. "How many more are there going to BE?! We
already don't have enough doctors to run this place!"
Carter rolled his eyes. "Well it's no wonder there aren't any patients!" He cried. "We
have Hannibal LECTER in chairs! Would YOU want to come in as a patient?!"
"We do?!" Romano asked, amazed, scanning the main room.
Weaver, Benton, and Frank exchanged a glance.
"After that dinosaur on the main desk, I think I'm willing to believe about anything." Frank
spoke up.
Romano continued looking until he spotted the psychiatrist. "Oh hey, Dr. Lecter!" He
called. "You want a job? We have an opening in Psych!"
Lecter gave a nod. "That sounds most profitable, Robert." He remarked. "After your
security is changed back, you may NEED the help there. I'll consider it."
"I'm out of here." Benton cut in, heading out of the lobby. "I think I may be needed
upstairs."
This was when Chen, Malucci, and Susan ran in, panting.
"Don't....go....up.....there." Susan remarked, between breaths.
"Dead people....all...over." Chen added.
"It wasn't my fault." Dave put in.
Romano eyed the panting trio. "I guess everyone's seeing dead people now." He retorted.
"If we don't get Jonathan out of the morgue, he's going to put us out of business."
"Right. It can't be good publicity to have zombies shedding clumps of body parts all
over the hospital." Carter agreed.
Abby nodded. "Well, we'd lose our cleaning people." She spoke up. "One look, and
they'd all quit......assuming they aren't all five years old, too."
Before anyone could comment on that, they were interrupted by another voice.
"Why's everyone all in here?" Michael Gallant asked, walking up behind the group.
"Who are you?" Ardeth asked, staring. "I don't know you."
Carter held up an arm between the two. "He's a med student, Ardeth. He's okay." He
explained quickly. "Gallant, this is Ardeth. He's my bestest friend.....he changed Security
into frogs!"
"And then Nick stepped on one." Shirley added. "It was really gross."
"Nick?" Gallant asked.
"There are dinosaurs in the parking lot." Romano chimed in. "One of them is scared of
frogs....Nick saved her."
"Again....who's Nick?" Gallant asked.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Another dinosaur." He answered, as if it were obvious.
"Velociraptor, while we're explaining things." Carter replied. "You know, like in Jurassic
Park.....in fact, that's where they came from. It's a really cool place! I got to go THREE
times! It was GREAT!!! And I get to go again when we go back to the other spoof!"
"Spoof?" Gallant asked, confused.
Suddenly, Weaver's eyes widened in realization. "Oh, you've GOT to be kidding!!!" She
exclaimed.
Romano glared at Carter, who looked very guilty. "Nice work!" He spat out, giving the
other doctor what we call on set, a "brainduster".
Carter looked down. "Oops." He muttered.
"Uh, not to interrupt, but I can handle this!" A Will Smith clone spoke up, pulling on a
pair of sunglasses. "You kids get lost."
"Got it!" All the children spoke up at once, as they all took off in different directions....
including the two behind the desk.
*********************************************************************
In Elizabeth Corday's office, Sven looked back at Dor. "Thank God for Jay." She remarked,
after hearing the com message. "Remind me to jump on Carter for that one."
"No problem." Dor answered, opening the door for her so they could leave the room.
They had found any junk food Corday had hidden, and learned from her furniture that she
was in fact sweet on Romano, dispite what she had let on. Her desk chair had mentioned as
much. Although she couldn't really make up her mind as to whether she was in fact in love
with him or whether it was just a mutual attraction to him as a spiring partner, and an equal.
The desk, however had swore she was in love with him. Other things in the office seemed
to have different opinions. They had reported the resluts to Cassi, who had remarked that
the desk chair was probably right.
"So now what?" Sven asked, as they walked down the hall. She stopped as they reached
the vending machines. "Um..Dor?"
Dor grinned. "Hey, can we get some food?" He asked the machine.
"You're supposed to give me money for food." The machine retorted.
"We want food." Sven ordered. "Either give it up, or we smash you and take it on our
own."
The vending machine seemed to consider this. "What did you want?" It asked. "I will
give you whatever you choose."
"Crunch bars and MnMs." Sven answered. "And a Butterfinger for Cassi. She ate all
Romano's candy already."
Dor grinned. "Why am I not surprised? I want the one from Mars." He told the machine.
The machine gave them the food. "Here you go. Thankyou for not smashing me." It
told them.
"Now that is just SICK!" A small voice spoke up behind them. "Even the VENDING
machine follows your every command!"
Sven and Dor turned to see Corday, Romano and Shirley. "Hi peoples." She replied,
nicely.
"Please tell me that he wasn't in my office." Romano said with a glare.
Dor grinned. "Okay, I won't tell you."
"Oooh I will!" The door to Corday's office called out. "He was in there! He was in here
too!"
Sven gave an evil grin. "You guys have very talkative desk chairs, you know." She
informed them. "You wouldn't belive how much your furniture talks about you."
Elizabeth, looking shocked, turned crimson, and covered her face with her hands.
Romano, not missing this, looked very interested. "And what did they have to say?" He
asked.
Elizabeth turned pleading eyes to Sven and Dor.
"Dr. Corday likes Dr. Romano!!!" The door called out again.
Shirley slid down the wall in incoherent laughter, tears streaking her face. "I like this guy
already!" She managed to get out.
Elizabeth looked like she wanted to crawl under a chair and die.
Romano was watching her with an evil grin. "Really, Lizzie, is that true?!"
"Do we have to add in what Romano's desk chair had to say?" Sven asked.
Romano looked at her, with a suspicious glare.
"It said that he dreams about her all day long!" The door called out. "And gets all stary
eyed!"
Shirley was now on the floor, laughing harder.....if that was possible.
Romano closed his eyes and looked over at Elizabeth. "I think you need a new door to
your office." He told her.
"Elizabeth wants to murder Babcock!" The door called out again. "And she called Romano
a horrid little turd once!"
Romano stared at Elizabeth, and glared. "Who are you calling 'LITTLE'?!" He spat out.
Unable to contain herself, Elizabeth burst out laughing.
"Maybe we should go now." Sven remarked, nudging Dor.
Romano gave a small smile as he watched the two walk away. At least the furniture would
stop talking now. "You people can get up now." He told the hysterical duo on the floor.
"They're gone."
Shirley sat up, wiping her eyes. "You know, you two should get together." She spoke up
as soon as she recovered. "You'd probably make a great couple."
Romano appeared to think about it. "Yeah, but then we'd have to stop fighting." He
retorted, offering them his hands.
Elizabeth gave an evil grin and looked at Shirley. Smiling, they accepted his hands.....and
both yanked him onto the floor with them.
*********************************************************************
"So let me get this straight." Gallant remarked to Abby, Carter, and Ardeth. "They had
us changed into five year olds because they got bored?"
Abby nodded. "I ran into Sven on the roof earlier." She confessed. "She said they were
bored, and this was fun."
Gallant shook his head. "So you know how to reverse it?" He asked.
Carter nodded. "Actually, Ardeth can change us back at any time." He answered, as
Ardeth shrugged. "We just wanted to have a little fun first. What do you think Romano's
doing?"
Gallant nodded. "I wondered about that.....but then he does have his arm back now." He
replied.
"No biggie, really." Carter told him, reassuringly. "They do this all the time. It's just Youth
Elixir."
"And the walking dead people?" Gallant asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Um, that would be Jonathan the ZombieMaster." Abby answered. "We're pretty sure
it was Dave that let him into the morgue."
Gallant nodded. "So now we just get to have fun until these evilauthors decide they've had
enough fun?"
Ardeth shrugged again. "Well, no." He answered. "Until WE decide we've had enough
fun."
"And truth be told, I don't think anyone's ready to stop yet." Carter stated with a grin.
Gallant nodded. "So we're five years old again...." He mused.
"Essentailly." Carter agreed.
Gallant looked at Abby. "If we're five, isn't she supposed to have cooties or something?"
He asked. "When I was five, they all did."
Carter and Ardeth looked at each other. "What is cooties?" Ardeth asked, confused.
"It's what little girls have." Carter answered with a small smile. "When we were little, we
didn't like girls, so we all said thay had cooties."
Ardeth nodded, understanding. "Oh yes!" He replied, grinning. "We had other words for
it! "Cooties" sounds good, though."
"Oh I don't believe this!" Abby shot out. "You're not actually going to DO this, are you?!"
Carter grinned and jumped away from Abby. "COOTIES!!!!" He cried out, laughing.
Abby's mouth dropped open, and she looked at Gallant with a glare. "This is YOUR fault!"
She spat out.
"If we have cooties, does that mean you're made of snips and snails and puppy dog's
tails?" Susan suddenly spoke up behind them.
Ardeth frowned again and looked at Carter. "Another thing when you were little?" He
asked.
Carter nodded. "That was what the girls said." He remarked. "You just ignore them. They
were just yucky and slimey."
Abby walked over to Chen and Susan. "Well, I guess it's boys against girls." She
concluded.
"They're toast." Chen stated with a grin. "You guys just be careful."
Dave looked from Susan to Chen and then toward the other guys, then quickly jumped
away and ran over to join the boys. "EW!!! I was with COOTIES!!" He cried, laughing.
Carter frowned. "Great." He said with a wider grin. "Now we have to find Romano. He's
still in Cootie Land! He's stuck with TWO girls, TOO!"
Dave grinned. "This ought'a be fun." He remarked. "We'll have to find Kovac and Malik!"
The group parted, as they all went their separate ways to gather their troops, and plan their
newest game.
*********************************************************************
End part twelve
Sorry folks, if you want more, review! There's more to come. The "Cootie war" has just
begun. If you'll remember, we also have Carol and Doug loose again. Sorry to those who
were wanting more romance, but we just thought this would be kind of fun. Besides, it's
not like they're really serious about it. They're just haveing a little fun as five year olds.
As they're little all over again, why not act like it for a while? Think of how Weaver and
the other adults will look at it. We haven't had Pratt make any appearences for a while.
Then again, he's probably with the adult nurses working with patients. Wouldn't you just
love to see someone trying to take Spike's pulse? He has to come in, as his um....son...is
already around. More to come!
Now my high is wearing off, and Sven needs to type in her novel! Enjoy and REVIEW!!!!
to all who have reviewed! Keep it up and there will be more. We need more ideas, other
than "more Carby" This is not exactly the easiest thing here. Let's face it, we weren't
really planning on Ardeth having a cell phone. HE was NOT supposed to be there, but as
he IS, we can't exactly do Carby too well with Ardeth in the middle. That really would not
be something we wanna try. Especially since they're FIVE! At five, Abby is supposed to
have cooties or something. Think about it. We'll do what we can, but we are NOT having
a five year old threesome. **in the back, Sven says "eyuch!!" at the thought.** Now if we
can separate Ardeth and Carter.....good luck millions have tried and failed. See all spoofs
after Jurassic and Fugitive. We're still trying to figure out how Kimble became a Marshal...
because guess what! He's still with "Newman" in "Psychos!" and the two of them WILL
be returning to the island for the third Jurassic! Don't ask how we managed to pull that one
off. To our knowledge, Malcom was NOT in the third one. You'll have to wait and see!
Now that we have a nice intro that has not much to do with the original story and now
Cassi's drugs have just kicked in! And Sven's telling me hers have started to as well! So
now we'll try to crank out another pointless section. Gallant is back, security's frogs,
and there are walking dead dudes all over the hospital. And we're not done yet. There
are still more magic tallents to reveal themselves. Lizzie's and Dave's are going to be very
eventfull!
*********************************************************************
It was one of the most unusual face-offs one would ever see in an Emergency Room lobby.
Three adults and six five year old children. The only thing that was saving the children at
that point was the small dark skinned adorable one with the pony tail.....and the ability to
change people into....well anything. Benton glared down at the group. He couldn't stop
them and they knew it. The only thing that was keeping him sane was the thought that
this could not possibly go on forever. At some point the children had to be back to normal.
He eyed the group, suddenly noticing something different. A new child...a small brunette.
'No.' He told himself. "Shirley?" He asked out loud.
Shirley looked up. "Uh, yeah." She answered, shooting a sideways glance at Romano.
"It's kind of a long story."
"It was an accident." Romano explained. "Really."
"Oh I don't believe this!" Weaver shot out. "How many more are there going to BE?! We
already don't have enough doctors to run this place!"
Carter rolled his eyes. "Well it's no wonder there aren't any patients!" He cried. "We
have Hannibal LECTER in chairs! Would YOU want to come in as a patient?!"
"We do?!" Romano asked, amazed, scanning the main room.
Weaver, Benton, and Frank exchanged a glance.
"After that dinosaur on the main desk, I think I'm willing to believe about anything." Frank
spoke up.
Romano continued looking until he spotted the psychiatrist. "Oh hey, Dr. Lecter!" He
called. "You want a job? We have an opening in Psych!"
Lecter gave a nod. "That sounds most profitable, Robert." He remarked. "After your
security is changed back, you may NEED the help there. I'll consider it."
"I'm out of here." Benton cut in, heading out of the lobby. "I think I may be needed
upstairs."
This was when Chen, Malucci, and Susan ran in, panting.
"Don't....go....up.....there." Susan remarked, between breaths.
"Dead people....all...over." Chen added.
"It wasn't my fault." Dave put in.
Romano eyed the panting trio. "I guess everyone's seeing dead people now." He retorted.
"If we don't get Jonathan out of the morgue, he's going to put us out of business."
"Right. It can't be good publicity to have zombies shedding clumps of body parts all
over the hospital." Carter agreed.
Abby nodded. "Well, we'd lose our cleaning people." She spoke up. "One look, and
they'd all quit......assuming they aren't all five years old, too."
Before anyone could comment on that, they were interrupted by another voice.
"Why's everyone all in here?" Michael Gallant asked, walking up behind the group.
"Who are you?" Ardeth asked, staring. "I don't know you."
Carter held up an arm between the two. "He's a med student, Ardeth. He's okay." He
explained quickly. "Gallant, this is Ardeth. He's my bestest friend.....he changed Security
into frogs!"
"And then Nick stepped on one." Shirley added. "It was really gross."
"Nick?" Gallant asked.
"There are dinosaurs in the parking lot." Romano chimed in. "One of them is scared of
frogs....Nick saved her."
"Again....who's Nick?" Gallant asked.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Another dinosaur." He answered, as if it were obvious.
"Velociraptor, while we're explaining things." Carter replied. "You know, like in Jurassic
Park.....in fact, that's where they came from. It's a really cool place! I got to go THREE
times! It was GREAT!!! And I get to go again when we go back to the other spoof!"
"Spoof?" Gallant asked, confused.
Suddenly, Weaver's eyes widened in realization. "Oh, you've GOT to be kidding!!!" She
exclaimed.
Romano glared at Carter, who looked very guilty. "Nice work!" He spat out, giving the
other doctor what we call on set, a "brainduster".
Carter looked down. "Oops." He muttered.
"Uh, not to interrupt, but I can handle this!" A Will Smith clone spoke up, pulling on a
pair of sunglasses. "You kids get lost."
"Got it!" All the children spoke up at once, as they all took off in different directions....
including the two behind the desk.
*********************************************************************
In Elizabeth Corday's office, Sven looked back at Dor. "Thank God for Jay." She remarked,
after hearing the com message. "Remind me to jump on Carter for that one."
"No problem." Dor answered, opening the door for her so they could leave the room.
They had found any junk food Corday had hidden, and learned from her furniture that she
was in fact sweet on Romano, dispite what she had let on. Her desk chair had mentioned as
much. Although she couldn't really make up her mind as to whether she was in fact in love
with him or whether it was just a mutual attraction to him as a spiring partner, and an equal.
The desk, however had swore she was in love with him. Other things in the office seemed
to have different opinions. They had reported the resluts to Cassi, who had remarked that
the desk chair was probably right.
"So now what?" Sven asked, as they walked down the hall. She stopped as they reached
the vending machines. "Um..Dor?"
Dor grinned. "Hey, can we get some food?" He asked the machine.
"You're supposed to give me money for food." The machine retorted.
"We want food." Sven ordered. "Either give it up, or we smash you and take it on our
own."
The vending machine seemed to consider this. "What did you want?" It asked. "I will
give you whatever you choose."
"Crunch bars and MnMs." Sven answered. "And a Butterfinger for Cassi. She ate all
Romano's candy already."
Dor grinned. "Why am I not surprised? I want the one from Mars." He told the machine.
The machine gave them the food. "Here you go. Thankyou for not smashing me." It
told them.
"Now that is just SICK!" A small voice spoke up behind them. "Even the VENDING
machine follows your every command!"
Sven and Dor turned to see Corday, Romano and Shirley. "Hi peoples." She replied,
nicely.
"Please tell me that he wasn't in my office." Romano said with a glare.
Dor grinned. "Okay, I won't tell you."
"Oooh I will!" The door to Corday's office called out. "He was in there! He was in here
too!"
Sven gave an evil grin. "You guys have very talkative desk chairs, you know." She
informed them. "You wouldn't belive how much your furniture talks about you."
Elizabeth, looking shocked, turned crimson, and covered her face with her hands.
Romano, not missing this, looked very interested. "And what did they have to say?" He
asked.
Elizabeth turned pleading eyes to Sven and Dor.
"Dr. Corday likes Dr. Romano!!!" The door called out again.
Shirley slid down the wall in incoherent laughter, tears streaking her face. "I like this guy
already!" She managed to get out.
Elizabeth looked like she wanted to crawl under a chair and die.
Romano was watching her with an evil grin. "Really, Lizzie, is that true?!"
"Do we have to add in what Romano's desk chair had to say?" Sven asked.
Romano looked at her, with a suspicious glare.
"It said that he dreams about her all day long!" The door called out. "And gets all stary
eyed!"
Shirley was now on the floor, laughing harder.....if that was possible.
Romano closed his eyes and looked over at Elizabeth. "I think you need a new door to
your office." He told her.
"Elizabeth wants to murder Babcock!" The door called out again. "And she called Romano
a horrid little turd once!"
Romano stared at Elizabeth, and glared. "Who are you calling 'LITTLE'?!" He spat out.
Unable to contain herself, Elizabeth burst out laughing.
"Maybe we should go now." Sven remarked, nudging Dor.
Romano gave a small smile as he watched the two walk away. At least the furniture would
stop talking now. "You people can get up now." He told the hysterical duo on the floor.
"They're gone."
Shirley sat up, wiping her eyes. "You know, you two should get together." She spoke up
as soon as she recovered. "You'd probably make a great couple."
Romano appeared to think about it. "Yeah, but then we'd have to stop fighting." He
retorted, offering them his hands.
Elizabeth gave an evil grin and looked at Shirley. Smiling, they accepted his hands.....and
both yanked him onto the floor with them.
*********************************************************************
"So let me get this straight." Gallant remarked to Abby, Carter, and Ardeth. "They had
us changed into five year olds because they got bored?"
Abby nodded. "I ran into Sven on the roof earlier." She confessed. "She said they were
bored, and this was fun."
Gallant shook his head. "So you know how to reverse it?" He asked.
Carter nodded. "Actually, Ardeth can change us back at any time." He answered, as
Ardeth shrugged. "We just wanted to have a little fun first. What do you think Romano's
doing?"
Gallant nodded. "I wondered about that.....but then he does have his arm back now." He
replied.
"No biggie, really." Carter told him, reassuringly. "They do this all the time. It's just Youth
Elixir."
"And the walking dead people?" Gallant asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Um, that would be Jonathan the ZombieMaster." Abby answered. "We're pretty sure
it was Dave that let him into the morgue."
Gallant nodded. "So now we just get to have fun until these evilauthors decide they've had
enough fun?"
Ardeth shrugged again. "Well, no." He answered. "Until WE decide we've had enough
fun."
"And truth be told, I don't think anyone's ready to stop yet." Carter stated with a grin.
Gallant nodded. "So we're five years old again...." He mused.
"Essentailly." Carter agreed.
Gallant looked at Abby. "If we're five, isn't she supposed to have cooties or something?"
He asked. "When I was five, they all did."
Carter and Ardeth looked at each other. "What is cooties?" Ardeth asked, confused.
"It's what little girls have." Carter answered with a small smile. "When we were little, we
didn't like girls, so we all said thay had cooties."
Ardeth nodded, understanding. "Oh yes!" He replied, grinning. "We had other words for
it! "Cooties" sounds good, though."
"Oh I don't believe this!" Abby shot out. "You're not actually going to DO this, are you?!"
Carter grinned and jumped away from Abby. "COOTIES!!!!" He cried out, laughing.
Abby's mouth dropped open, and she looked at Gallant with a glare. "This is YOUR fault!"
She spat out.
"If we have cooties, does that mean you're made of snips and snails and puppy dog's
tails?" Susan suddenly spoke up behind them.
Ardeth frowned again and looked at Carter. "Another thing when you were little?" He
asked.
Carter nodded. "That was what the girls said." He remarked. "You just ignore them. They
were just yucky and slimey."
Abby walked over to Chen and Susan. "Well, I guess it's boys against girls." She
concluded.
"They're toast." Chen stated with a grin. "You guys just be careful."
Dave looked from Susan to Chen and then toward the other guys, then quickly jumped
away and ran over to join the boys. "EW!!! I was with COOTIES!!" He cried, laughing.
Carter frowned. "Great." He said with a wider grin. "Now we have to find Romano. He's
still in Cootie Land! He's stuck with TWO girls, TOO!"
Dave grinned. "This ought'a be fun." He remarked. "We'll have to find Kovac and Malik!"
The group parted, as they all went their separate ways to gather their troops, and plan their
newest game.
*********************************************************************
End part twelve
Sorry folks, if you want more, review! There's more to come. The "Cootie war" has just
begun. If you'll remember, we also have Carol and Doug loose again. Sorry to those who
were wanting more romance, but we just thought this would be kind of fun. Besides, it's
not like they're really serious about it. They're just haveing a little fun as five year olds.
As they're little all over again, why not act like it for a while? Think of how Weaver and
the other adults will look at it. We haven't had Pratt make any appearences for a while.
Then again, he's probably with the adult nurses working with patients. Wouldn't you just
love to see someone trying to take Spike's pulse? He has to come in, as his um....son...is
already around. More to come!
Now my high is wearing off, and Sven needs to type in her novel! Enjoy and REVIEW!!!!