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Chapter 5: Dueling with the Dursleys + HONEYMOON!!!
Both arrived at the Dursleys, right smack when they were about to leave. Petunia gave an ear-piercing scream and Vernon was in the beginnings of turning purple. Dudley started backing away.
"WHAT ARE YOU _FREAKS_ DOING IN HERE _AGAIN!? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM US!" Vernon yelled. They were met with a glare from Severus and a smirk from Harry.
"We're just here to talk. Or something or whatever. Oh, by the way, this is Severus Snape, our Potions professor. Oh, and I'm the new defense against the dark arts professor." Harry said, chuckling at Petunia's gawking expression. Apparently she understood Potions and DADA, having a witch for a sister.
Both took a seat in the living room, and the Dursleys followed. "Okay. Tell me. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT!?" Vernon yelled irritably. "It has come to our notice that you had not taken care of Harry as expected, Mr. Dursley." Severus said curtly. All three's eyes widened.
"What are you talking about, of course we had taken care of Harry very well!" Petunia screeched indignantly, on the verge of panicking. "No you haven't." Harry said simply. Severus glared at the woman. "Yes we have, haven't we, boy!?" Vernon said threateningly. Harry shook his head. "I'm sad to say, uncle, that you can't threaten me anymore. You can't lock me in the cupboard or in my room, you can't hit me, you can't starve me. And best of all," Harry pulled out his wand, "I can use magic." He finished.
The three cowered. "Come now, Harry, you know we took good care of you!" Dudley said timidly. Again Harry shook his head. He looked in Severus' direction. The man was half smirking, half smiling, but his eyes radiated pure anger. "Do what you want to them before we take them to the ministry for child abuse. I have Albus' permission." Severus said, nodding towards the Dursleys. Harry smiled evilly.
"I've dreamt of the moment I can hex you to hell and back. But maybe a simple transfiguration spell will do the trick. He transfigured them into rats. He laughed when they tried to scurry away, but he quickly levitated them. He turned to Severus. "I'll levitate them, it's your turn." He said to the man.
Severus stood up, and pulled his wand out of his pocket. "Let me see. This is from Albus. Then this is from Minerva, from Hagrid." Harry sat back and enjoyed the show as Severus transfigured them continuously, for what would've been the whole school, for Sirius and Remus, and his parents. After Severus had finally done what he wanted, Harry re-transfigured the three into humans.
They looked like they'd been in a hurricane. Again they cowered. Severus glared, scowled and sneered, and he would make these cruel comments about the Dursleys, and Harry would laugh. "Experience our Potions Professor's wrath." He said after Severus made his fifteenth comment. Severus gave the three a lecture on taking care of a child, and after that, Harry bound the three with the devils' snare. "Better not struggle guys, it'll choke you." Harry warned.
Dudley tried to struggle, and true to Harry's words the snare got tighter. Harry smirked when his cousin gave out a scream. Harry replaced the devil's snare with a regular rope and Severus snuck his arm around Harry's waist, and held on to the rope that bounded the Dursleys, then apparated to the ministry with a small pop.
They arrived in the minister's office, and were greeted by Arthur Weasley, Percy and Dumbledore. The Dursleys were either cowering, crying or glaring. "Ah, Harry, welcome back. Congratulations." Percy said. Harry smiled and congratulated the Weasleys on their father's promotion. "You go on now, Harry. We'll take care of this. Note of their and Sirius' trial will come by owl. Enjoy your honeymoon." The Headmaster said. Both flushed and nodded, and Severus held on to Harry and disapparated. They arrived in the alley they fought the bandits in.
They headed, yet again for the pawn shop. Severus handed in a knut. "How much?" He asked. "You again! A thousand." She said, took the coin and handed in the money. Severus and Harry nodded in a way of farewell and headed for the book store. 'I'm going to use the rest room.' Severus mentally said, handed Harry some money and headed for a comfort room. Harry bought as much comics as he could carry. He had two bags full of them. He started walking, but was pulled down by Severus. They sat on the bench. "What was that for?" Harry asked, rubbing a sore spot where it hit the shelf.
"I have a surprise for you." Severus said and handed Harry the brown paper bag. Harry smiled and took the bag. He opened it and gasped. "Oh! Thank you Severus! Thanks!" Harry said, hugging the man.
"Um, excusssse me, but I do not wisssh to be crussshed." The snake hissed. Harry immediately pulled away and hissed and apology at the snake. People who were passing had odd looks on their faces, not knowing Harry was parselmouth.
"Hello there, I'm Harry. And you are?" Harry hissed. "Hello there, young masssster. I am Ssssserpentine. Who issss thissss man who bought me?" The tiny snake hissed back and curled around Harry's wrist. Severus listened to the soothing hissing. "He'ssss Sssseverusss, your other massster." Harry replied. The snake hissed its acceptance and immediately fell asleep on Harry's wrist.
Harry hugged Severus again as thanks. They walked back into the alley, the comics carried by Harry, and the disapparated to the end of the forbidden forest. They walked to the dungeons, occasionally walking by a student, who congratulated them. Draco Malfoy walked by. He glared at Harry and greeted Severus with a nod. The man nodded back and they continued their walk to the dungeons.
They arrived in the dungeons, and Harry immediately dropped the comics on the bed. He gently uncurled the snake from his wrist and when it woke up, he told it that he would be doing something, and he didn't want to disturb it so he put it in their library and told it to stay put.
He walked back into the bedroom and walked in on Severus reading a comic book. He smiled at the man and picked one up, tore it open and started reading it. They would laugh occasionally. "Hey Severus, look at this. The man's crazy!!" Harry told the man, laughing hysterically. Severus laughed when he read the strip.
(A/N: THE DEED!!) They eventually got bored of reading and they walked to the bed and sat down. Again they felt their hearts tug at each other. They looked at each other and shrugged. "So, um. Now what?" Harry asked. "I don't know. Perhaps." Severus said and leaned in to kiss Harry. He broke away as soon as his lips touched Harry's. He smacked himself upside the head. "Sorry. Didn't know where that came from." He said to Harry. "I don't mind." Harry replied and kissed Severus. This time, Harry didn't break the kiss. He licked at Severus' lower lip to beg entrance. The man obliged and opened his mouth, allowing Harry to enter. Their tongues battled as they fought for control. And of course, being the Slytherin, Severus won. He deepened the kiss, nipping occasionally at Harry's lower lip. The boy moaned whenever Severus did that. He hooked his arms around Severus' neck, and the man ran his hands down Harry's back.
They broke away when the need for air was too much. They looked at each other with such intense passion. Severus kissed Harry again, and slowly he slid the boy's robe off. The boy unbuttoned Severus' shirt, for the man had taken his robe off when they had gotten back to their quarters. Harry hurriedly took Severus' shirt off, and reached for the man's trousers. Severus had already gotten Harry naked, how he did it that fast, Harry didn't know. He pushed Severus down on the bed and unbuttoned Severus' pants, all the while smiling coyly. He looked up at Severus and pulled the zipper down with his teeth. Severus couldn't help but moan when Harry licked at Severus' navel. He pulled the man's trousers off, and took his erection in his hands. He licked at the pre-cum forming at the head, and started running one hand up the shaft. He smirked when Severus moaned and ran a finger down the underside of the length. He jerked one hand up the shaft, while the other rand down, and met at the center. Severus almost screamed. "Ohh dear Merli-n Po-ah-tter! Wh-where'd y-you learn thaht?" Severus said.
"Let's just say I experiment on myself." Harry replied and licked at the length. He sucked at the head, his hands continuing their motions. He pulled away from the man. He couldn't help but laugh when the man gave out a desperate whimper. Then out of the blue, "Take me." Harry told Severus. Severus happily obliged and sat up. Harry got on fours.
Severus hastily reached for his wand, shoved it up Harry's arse and muttered a lubricating spell. Harry gave out a small yelp. Severus took it out, cast a cleaning spell on it and put it away. He stuck one finger inside Harry and Harry moaned. When Severus hit his prostate though, he didn't fail to give out a scream, but he did fail to notice a second finger being added. Soon there were three, but Harry simply couldn't take it anymore. "Please, now, Severus!" Harry begged. Severus took out his fingers and positioned himself at Harry's entrance. He entered him in one swift motion, and Harry screamed half in pleasure, half in pain. Severus stopped moving and asked Harry if he was okay. Harry simply nodded and bucked his hips when Severus pulled out and hit his prostate. Severus re-entered him and moaned. He fucked Harry harder at Harry's request. It wasn't a moment too soon when both came, and called out each others' names. They noticed a faint blue light glow around them, and it disappeared. "That-was. Bloody brilliant." Harry remarked when he had regained his breath. Severus nodded.
"We're totally bonded to each other now, Harry." Severus said. Harry turned to look at the man and kissed him on the cheek. "I don't know if it's the heart bond, but Severus, I think I'm falling for you." Harry said. "Me too." Severus replied and gave Harry's lips a quick peck. "Want to take a bath in the tub?" Severus asked. Harry nodded and stood up. "Betcha I'm going to have some trouble sitting straight for a while." Harry said, and Severus smirked. He cast a simple cleaning spell on the sheets and followed Harry into the bath.
Harry turned the cinnamon scented tap on and waited for the tub to fill. Which was about five seconds. He turned it back off and stepped into the tub. Severus stepped in next to Harry. He hugged Harry from behind the boy buried his head on the crook of Severus' neck. They sat in silence.
-End of chapter5!!-
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Chapter 5: Dueling with the Dursleys + HONEYMOON!!!
Both arrived at the Dursleys, right smack when they were about to leave. Petunia gave an ear-piercing scream and Vernon was in the beginnings of turning purple. Dudley started backing away.
"WHAT ARE YOU _FREAKS_ DOING IN HERE _AGAIN!? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM US!" Vernon yelled. They were met with a glare from Severus and a smirk from Harry.
"We're just here to talk. Or something or whatever. Oh, by the way, this is Severus Snape, our Potions professor. Oh, and I'm the new defense against the dark arts professor." Harry said, chuckling at Petunia's gawking expression. Apparently she understood Potions and DADA, having a witch for a sister.
Both took a seat in the living room, and the Dursleys followed. "Okay. Tell me. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT!?" Vernon yelled irritably. "It has come to our notice that you had not taken care of Harry as expected, Mr. Dursley." Severus said curtly. All three's eyes widened.
"What are you talking about, of course we had taken care of Harry very well!" Petunia screeched indignantly, on the verge of panicking. "No you haven't." Harry said simply. Severus glared at the woman. "Yes we have, haven't we, boy!?" Vernon said threateningly. Harry shook his head. "I'm sad to say, uncle, that you can't threaten me anymore. You can't lock me in the cupboard or in my room, you can't hit me, you can't starve me. And best of all," Harry pulled out his wand, "I can use magic." He finished.
The three cowered. "Come now, Harry, you know we took good care of you!" Dudley said timidly. Again Harry shook his head. He looked in Severus' direction. The man was half smirking, half smiling, but his eyes radiated pure anger. "Do what you want to them before we take them to the ministry for child abuse. I have Albus' permission." Severus said, nodding towards the Dursleys. Harry smiled evilly.
"I've dreamt of the moment I can hex you to hell and back. But maybe a simple transfiguration spell will do the trick. He transfigured them into rats. He laughed when they tried to scurry away, but he quickly levitated them. He turned to Severus. "I'll levitate them, it's your turn." He said to the man.
Severus stood up, and pulled his wand out of his pocket. "Let me see. This is from Albus. Then this is from Minerva, from Hagrid." Harry sat back and enjoyed the show as Severus transfigured them continuously, for what would've been the whole school, for Sirius and Remus, and his parents. After Severus had finally done what he wanted, Harry re-transfigured the three into humans.
They looked like they'd been in a hurricane. Again they cowered. Severus glared, scowled and sneered, and he would make these cruel comments about the Dursleys, and Harry would laugh. "Experience our Potions Professor's wrath." He said after Severus made his fifteenth comment. Severus gave the three a lecture on taking care of a child, and after that, Harry bound the three with the devils' snare. "Better not struggle guys, it'll choke you." Harry warned.
Dudley tried to struggle, and true to Harry's words the snare got tighter. Harry smirked when his cousin gave out a scream. Harry replaced the devil's snare with a regular rope and Severus snuck his arm around Harry's waist, and held on to the rope that bounded the Dursleys, then apparated to the ministry with a small pop.
They arrived in the minister's office, and were greeted by Arthur Weasley, Percy and Dumbledore. The Dursleys were either cowering, crying or glaring. "Ah, Harry, welcome back. Congratulations." Percy said. Harry smiled and congratulated the Weasleys on their father's promotion. "You go on now, Harry. We'll take care of this. Note of their and Sirius' trial will come by owl. Enjoy your honeymoon." The Headmaster said. Both flushed and nodded, and Severus held on to Harry and disapparated. They arrived in the alley they fought the bandits in.
They headed, yet again for the pawn shop. Severus handed in a knut. "How much?" He asked. "You again! A thousand." She said, took the coin and handed in the money. Severus and Harry nodded in a way of farewell and headed for the book store. 'I'm going to use the rest room.' Severus mentally said, handed Harry some money and headed for a comfort room. Harry bought as much comics as he could carry. He had two bags full of them. He started walking, but was pulled down by Severus. They sat on the bench. "What was that for?" Harry asked, rubbing a sore spot where it hit the shelf.
"I have a surprise for you." Severus said and handed Harry the brown paper bag. Harry smiled and took the bag. He opened it and gasped. "Oh! Thank you Severus! Thanks!" Harry said, hugging the man.
"Um, excusssse me, but I do not wisssh to be crussshed." The snake hissed. Harry immediately pulled away and hissed and apology at the snake. People who were passing had odd looks on their faces, not knowing Harry was parselmouth.
"Hello there, I'm Harry. And you are?" Harry hissed. "Hello there, young masssster. I am Ssssserpentine. Who issss thissss man who bought me?" The tiny snake hissed back and curled around Harry's wrist. Severus listened to the soothing hissing. "He'ssss Sssseverusss, your other massster." Harry replied. The snake hissed its acceptance and immediately fell asleep on Harry's wrist.
Harry hugged Severus again as thanks. They walked back into the alley, the comics carried by Harry, and the disapparated to the end of the forbidden forest. They walked to the dungeons, occasionally walking by a student, who congratulated them. Draco Malfoy walked by. He glared at Harry and greeted Severus with a nod. The man nodded back and they continued their walk to the dungeons.
They arrived in the dungeons, and Harry immediately dropped the comics on the bed. He gently uncurled the snake from his wrist and when it woke up, he told it that he would be doing something, and he didn't want to disturb it so he put it in their library and told it to stay put.
He walked back into the bedroom and walked in on Severus reading a comic book. He smiled at the man and picked one up, tore it open and started reading it. They would laugh occasionally. "Hey Severus, look at this. The man's crazy!!" Harry told the man, laughing hysterically. Severus laughed when he read the strip.
(A/N: THE DEED!!) They eventually got bored of reading and they walked to the bed and sat down. Again they felt their hearts tug at each other. They looked at each other and shrugged. "So, um. Now what?" Harry asked. "I don't know. Perhaps." Severus said and leaned in to kiss Harry. He broke away as soon as his lips touched Harry's. He smacked himself upside the head. "Sorry. Didn't know where that came from." He said to Harry. "I don't mind." Harry replied and kissed Severus. This time, Harry didn't break the kiss. He licked at Severus' lower lip to beg entrance. The man obliged and opened his mouth, allowing Harry to enter. Their tongues battled as they fought for control. And of course, being the Slytherin, Severus won. He deepened the kiss, nipping occasionally at Harry's lower lip. The boy moaned whenever Severus did that. He hooked his arms around Severus' neck, and the man ran his hands down Harry's back.
They broke away when the need for air was too much. They looked at each other with such intense passion. Severus kissed Harry again, and slowly he slid the boy's robe off. The boy unbuttoned Severus' shirt, for the man had taken his robe off when they had gotten back to their quarters. Harry hurriedly took Severus' shirt off, and reached for the man's trousers. Severus had already gotten Harry naked, how he did it that fast, Harry didn't know. He pushed Severus down on the bed and unbuttoned Severus' pants, all the while smiling coyly. He looked up at Severus and pulled the zipper down with his teeth. Severus couldn't help but moan when Harry licked at Severus' navel. He pulled the man's trousers off, and took his erection in his hands. He licked at the pre-cum forming at the head, and started running one hand up the shaft. He smirked when Severus moaned and ran a finger down the underside of the length. He jerked one hand up the shaft, while the other rand down, and met at the center. Severus almost screamed. "Ohh dear Merli-n Po-ah-tter! Wh-where'd y-you learn thaht?" Severus said.
"Let's just say I experiment on myself." Harry replied and licked at the length. He sucked at the head, his hands continuing their motions. He pulled away from the man. He couldn't help but laugh when the man gave out a desperate whimper. Then out of the blue, "Take me." Harry told Severus. Severus happily obliged and sat up. Harry got on fours.
Severus hastily reached for his wand, shoved it up Harry's arse and muttered a lubricating spell. Harry gave out a small yelp. Severus took it out, cast a cleaning spell on it and put it away. He stuck one finger inside Harry and Harry moaned. When Severus hit his prostate though, he didn't fail to give out a scream, but he did fail to notice a second finger being added. Soon there were three, but Harry simply couldn't take it anymore. "Please, now, Severus!" Harry begged. Severus took out his fingers and positioned himself at Harry's entrance. He entered him in one swift motion, and Harry screamed half in pleasure, half in pain. Severus stopped moving and asked Harry if he was okay. Harry simply nodded and bucked his hips when Severus pulled out and hit his prostate. Severus re-entered him and moaned. He fucked Harry harder at Harry's request. It wasn't a moment too soon when both came, and called out each others' names. They noticed a faint blue light glow around them, and it disappeared. "That-was. Bloody brilliant." Harry remarked when he had regained his breath. Severus nodded.
"We're totally bonded to each other now, Harry." Severus said. Harry turned to look at the man and kissed him on the cheek. "I don't know if it's the heart bond, but Severus, I think I'm falling for you." Harry said. "Me too." Severus replied and gave Harry's lips a quick peck. "Want to take a bath in the tub?" Severus asked. Harry nodded and stood up. "Betcha I'm going to have some trouble sitting straight for a while." Harry said, and Severus smirked. He cast a simple cleaning spell on the sheets and followed Harry into the bath.
Harry turned the cinnamon scented tap on and waited for the tub to fill. Which was about five seconds. He turned it back off and stepped into the tub. Severus stepped in next to Harry. He hugged Harry from behind the boy buried his head on the crook of Severus' neck. They sat in silence.
-End of chapter5!!-
OH GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE MY FIRST *DEED*!!! Hehe. How'd ya like it? Review!!!!!! PLEASE!! Do you like it!? Did you enjoy my lemon? REVIEW! =]