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Lalalalalala its easter which means chocolate which means hyperness which means crazy stories! ^_^ ok on with the fic


bee opened the door and switched on the lights. The other authors sprinted from the car trying to stay as dry as possibe. Their jaws dropped at teh niceness of the house

'I'm going for a swim is anyone else coming?' smiled bee

'ermm we'll pass for now see you in the morning?' said Gypsy

'Okies!' was the reply as a very happy looking slightly psychotic author ran downstairs to the basement.

'Being back home must really agree with her' commented Raine as a few seconds later they heard a "whoop" sound followed by a splash

'I'm guessing she just jumped in the pool with all her clothes on' added Link as the rest of them sweatdropped.

'Sooo who's up for a game of stay away from the crazy lady?' asked Akurei

'Yup'

'Sure'

'Count me in' came the replies as some more splashing sounds and a scream of "GOD I LOVE ENGLAND" drifted up the stairs.


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the gundams boys had plotted their revenge well and were currently flying to england in one of Quatres private jets, after resting and spending a weekend at the local health spa of course.

'Quat-man?' said Duo lazily watching the sun go down from the window nearest him

'Yes Duo?'

'How did you know where they were going?'

'Ummm, my spaceheart told me'

'okay' and Duo edged a little further away from Quatre. Over on the other side of the jet Trowa and Wufei were playing chess while Heero watched, swilling a plass of port in his hand. Trowa blinked at the appearance of the port and stared at Heero

'.....why?....'

'Because i don't want to be sober when i do this' came the reply

'...oh.......will you pass me some too then please?'

'mission accepted' and so the Heavyarms pilot and the wing zero pilot were getting happily trashed on an extremly good vintage of Quatres best port while Wufei looked on.

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The girls had found their rooms and were extremly happy withe the arrangement which meant bee had to be on the floor above them. The only things that freaked them out now were (an: takes a deep breathe) Creaky floor boards, pipes clanging, white see through linen curtains ( the kind that billow) weird noises that were apparently "the house cooling down" and the way everyone had a balcony.....

'But this is ENGLAND!' Raine shouted at Akurei for the fith time 'nothing ever happens in England!'

'I don't care i am NOT sleeping on my own' (AN:THIS IS NOT A HENTAI! get your minds out of the gutters!)

'Yes you are'

'Fine' sulked Akurei 'I'll go ask Gypsy, she'll let me' she stuck her tounge out at Raine and bounced of down the corridor. Poor Raine if only she knew that their were legends in the surrounding countryside about strange men popping up and leading away horses into mountains then she would have let Akurei sleep in her room. But she didn't know, So she was going to have a long night of peaceful sleep.

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The jet landed at Manchester airport and the five pilots walked off, well three walked off the other two staggered off and tripped on the stairs. They got into an awaiting car and pulled off to the nearest Winner residence of Chatsworth hall(1) listening to the melodius sounds of Heero and Trowa singing army songs with naughty words in.





well how was it?
(1) Okay for those of you who are wondering Yes Chatsworth house is a real place its in the cheshire area and is very nice, very wealthy looking and very grand. Just the kind of house you'd expect the Winner family to own, and HEY! it is what...202 ac? i don't know the date bear with me and i'll find it eventually.

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