Part 17.....and it just keeps going on. Okay, this is a real pain in the neck for me....as well as the
shoulder, the back......Yes, I know I didn't plan to type anymore as long as I had the nerve
peoblem, but really, like I wanna stop? Dispite the fact that my neck and shoulder are killing
me every time I turn to change a tape on the stereo...or just turn in general, I am bored and
higher than a kite. So I might as well do SOMEthing. And torturing others is a good way to
fill time. I'm miserable right now and misery loves company. Let's bring on the misery! ^_^
Cassi didn't type anything...it is now a day later. I might not type anything either..need
to let my own pills to kick in. So I'm gonna be typing in Psychos for a while. I'll try to get back
to this. Maybe we will get a section out before we leave for Mexico.....we leave this friday.
I'm sure you'll know by the time you read this. It is now a day later AND I still haven't started
this yet........but we have money!! I have a headache though, so I ain't typing in this one yet.
Alright, Cassi is insisting that I type some. I'd much rather think up magic talents. Anyway,
this will probably be our last update before we leave for Mexico......which is now Saturday
again. Yes Becca, they can't make up their minds. Although, if Jeff had his way we would have
left last Saturday. Okay let's go to Ro........er Cassi's office. Which now has Weaver picture
on the wall with holes in it. Noticeably there are also holes in the wall. (oops) Weaver's picture
looks like a deranged voodoo doll. It also is torn in several places with Nazi Dyke sprayed
across her front.
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The door to Cassi's office opens and two small children walk out. One has green hair and the
other red hair. They are stopped by Cassi's voice. "You know there are four more guys then
there are girls. It doesn't really seem fair."
"Don't worry, we'll give them a chance to surrender." Sven answered with a grin.
Cassi nodded. "That's better, just as long as you're fair about it." She remarked.
Irene snickered and waved to Dor, who was remaining in the office. Both Sven and Irene were
wearing teal green scrub suits with long light blue surgical scrub coats over the top. Sven
closed the door behind them, and they headed towards the OB floor, where the girls were soon
to be hiding out.
"This should be fun." Sven remarked, cracking her neck as she walked.
Irene nodded. "Are you going to tell them who you are?" She wanted to know.
Sven shook her head. "Nope, they can call me Jamie. One of my own creations." She answered.
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Fiddles, bored, studied the building around him. What ugly colors it was, he mused, while
snuffing a strange cart. YUCK! He snorted. They called this food? It smelt like horse manure.
He kicked it over.....there, now no one would have to eat it.
A human dressed in pink, hurried out of a side room. She stared at the food and Fiddles in shock.
"Why are you giving these POOR people horse manure? You should be ashamed of yourself
yes, you should! I mean it! That stuff smells SOOO bad. YUCK, yuck. Why are you wearing
ugly color? Are you sick? Have you been eating that food? Well, no wonder what your problem
is. I would be ill also. Do you want to feel better? I can help you. You see, I am an Elf horse and
that means I can help people feel better, yes I can. Yep, yep. That's me. Do you have a name?
Mine is Fiddles, now about that yucky food.........." Fiddles trailed off as the strange human
seemed to have fallen asleep. Harley had mentioned this before. Why had she fallen asleep?
He had not been singing a lullaby. He looked around for the ugly pink thing. It was nowhere
to be seen. Fiddles shrugged and walked off, leaving strange woman with her horse manure.
Perhaps he could find someone to explain it to him. **"Ugly pink thing:" translation--Jigglypuff.
Makes frequent unannounced visits to the set and will most likely be showing up here as well.
Fiddles does not like the color pink, in case you're curious.***
Fiddles turned a corner and ran into little Ardeth, Carter, and Creepy.
"FIDDLES!" Carter yelled, pleased...then paused. "What are you doing in the hospital?"
"I am here....that is all I know. You have gotten small. Did you eat the yucky horse manure that
a lady in ugly color was giving out. She fell asleep in the middle of the hallway, I don't know why.
I didn't see the ugly pink ball and I wasn't singing myself. I don't know why. Anyway, how did
you get so small? So very small, that is a neat trick. Do you want a ride?" Fiddles asked.
The trio of children grinned and nodded, eagerly.
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Menawhile, in the OB Nurses lounge, Robert Romano was finding that he hated this place more
than the roof....if such a thing was possible. Every nurse that came through had stopped to
exclaim how adorably cute he looked....tied to a chair. One of them had even brought a video
camera. He had only been here for ten minutes, and already, he wanted to put a bag over his
head.
Susan bounced into the room, eating a candy bar. She paused to look over at him.
He glared, flatly.
"Oh come on!" Susan shot out. "It CAN'T be that bad!"
He continued his glare.
"Okaaaay, so they had a video camera." She went on. "That doesn't mean the world is coming to
an end."
He would have continued glaring at her, but at that point, Elizabeth walked into the room, and
gave another sympathetic look. "How is he?" She asked.
"He doesn't seem to be speaking to me. Maybe he'll talk to you." Susan remarked, as she exited
the room.
Romano turned his glare to Elizabeth.
"Look, I got you off the roof, didn't I!? She asked.
He blinked, and looked away. "This isn't very fun, Lizzie." He spoke up.
Elizabeth sighed. "True." She answered, quietly.
He turned back to her, with pleading eyes. "Can't you just let me go so we can BOTH get out of
here?" He asked. "You can't tell me that you're not as bored of this as I am! We were having
more fun when we were stalking around, throwing water balloons."
Elizabeth chewed her lip, thinking about it. Robert was right. And on top of that, who wanted to
waste their time sitting in one room, doing nothing when they could be out, enjoying their
second childhood? She sighed again, and nodded slowly. "Okay." She whispered. "Give me a
few minutes to make sure nobody's going to see us, and we can get out of here."
Before anything more could be said, two girls came into the room. One with red hair and the other
with green hair. Both wearing scrubs and surgical scrub coats. They looked awfully familiar.
"Smile, Robbie!" The redhead called out, and snapped off a picture of him and Lizzie.
Romano blinked as the flash nearly blinded him. "Who the [insert very bad word here] are you!?"
Sven stared at him. "You should not be talking like that! You're not inducted into the Adult
Conspiracy yet!" She scolded.
"Um, at this point, niether have we." Irene pointed out.
Romano stared, as he realized who he was looking at. "Since when did YOU people join in this?"
He managed to ask.
"Since just a couple minutes ago, and we got bored." Sven answered. "Why should we let you
people have all the fun?"
Elizabeth stared a moment. "Sven?" She asked.
Sven grinned. "As far as I know, yeah." She answered. "This is Irene."
Irene smiled and gave a wave. "Haven't seen you in a while." She remarked.
Elizabeth nodded. "I haven't been to the set in a while."
Sven eyed the two surgeons for a moment, realizing they looked like they had been up to some-
thing. "Ahhh, I see." She said out loud. "You were going to let the hostage go, weren't you?"
Elizabeth turned red. "Well, um....we ...." She trailed off, knowing somehow that Sven was not
stupid.
Romano gave Elizabeth a Look and shook his head. "Boy you'd be great in court, wouldn't you?"
He spat out, flatly.
Sven gave a small evil grin. "Well, I didn't see anything. Did you, Irene?" She asked.
Irene gave a clueless look. "See what? Where?" She retorted.
"Why don't we say hi to the other girls?" Sven suggested.
"Right." Irene answered, moving out the door.
"By the way, my name's Jamie." Sven informed them as she headed for the door.
"Right." Romano retorted. "Shall I call you Ghost as well?"
"Not if you know what's good for you." Sven remarked, giving him a Look. "Oh yeah." She
went on, stopping and turning. "I wanted one more thing."
"Yeah?" Romano asked, impatient to be set loose.
"Can you both smile for me?" She asked, holding up the camera again.
Romano and Elizabeth exchanged a glance, then Elizabeth kneeled down next to the chair, and
they both looked up with bright grins.
Sven snapped off the picture, and nodded her thanks as she walked out the door.
"I want a copy!" Romano called after her.
"Me too!" Elizabeth added.
"Got it!" Sven answered.
"Well, that was interesting." Elizabeth spoke up after a minute.
Romano nodded. "Oh yeah. Now get me out of this....please."
Elizabeth jumped up and grabbed a knife from a drawer. She then used it to cut the restraints
that held Robert to the chair.
Once free, Romano stretched, getting rid of the stiff spots from being tied up. "Let's get the
hell out of here." He remarked, heading for the vent.
Elizabeth smiled as she grabbed the restraints that had held him, and wrapped them over her
shoulder. "Might come in handy." She explained, as Robert pried the cover from the vent.
He nodded, and moved aside. "After you, my dear." He said, generously.
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Down in the ER, things were as usuall, hectic....however, it was not the same kind of hectic
that the nurses were used to. Connie decided this day could not possibly get much weirder.
Already, she had treated indigestion from something called "breadfruit", someone had been
bitten by a "snap-dragon", and she could have sworn she'd just seen Luke Skywalker and Han
Solo walk through the main lobby.
"How's it going?" Weaver asked as she passed.
Connie shook her head. "You don't wanna know." She answered.
"You seeing anyone right now?" Weaver asked, holding out some charts.
"Not really." Connie answered. "What have you got?"
"I have an Irish guy who's high on morphine, and an English guy, also on morphine, who needs
150 stitches removed from his arm, he swears was nearly bitten off by a large dinosaur who
thinks he's a dog named Bill." Weaver answered.
Connie stared openmouthed. "Please tell me you're joking." She remarked.
"I wish." Weaver replied, handing her the charts. "And someone needs to call Psyche."
Connie watched her walk off, toward the lounge. She then looked down at the charts in her hand.
Murdoc....why did that name sound familiar? She looked up as Benton passed. "How's your
day been?" She asked.
"I've met the Elf-Prince of Mirkwood, Groucho Marx, a talking dog, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
the King of the Goblins, Archangel of the X-Men, Pharaoh Nightcrawler the First, Pikachu,
and Mulder and Scully of the X-Files." He answered. "How've you been?"
Connie shrugged as she entered curtain 2 where Murdoc and the other guy were. She stared a
minute, then backed out, turning to Benton. "I have Tommy Lee Jones and that English guy
from the MacGyver series." She informed him. "Both on morphine and--" She paused to look
down at the charts. "Murdoc has to have 150 stitches removed from his arm, that was mauled
by a giant dinosaur named Bill who thinks he's a dog." She looked down at the charts again.
"And the stitches were supposedly put in by Mark Greene.....and Dr. Romano was the one who
put him on morphine to start with."
Benton stared at her, before grabbing the charts to look. "Okay, that one takes the taco." He
told her. "All yours and good luck."
"Thanks." Connie retorted flatly.
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Benton sighed as he set down the chart he had just finished working on. This was getting
ridiculous! This had to be the strangest day in his entire life. NEVER had the ER ever had this
kind of a problem.
Weaver joined him wearily. "I don't think this can get any stranger!" She stated.
Benton frowned. Somehow, he was sure it would. At that thought he heard the sound of
singing and pounding hooves. Both Weaver and he looked up startled.
A bright green horse with Carter, a dark skinned boy, and a blue fuzzy boy with a tail, on its back,
came running through. The horse was the one singing. "I am Fiddles, and here I am. Watch
me trot, and me run. I am the only one. Through the wind, I come along, can you hear my merry
song. I am Fiddles and here I am." He sang loudly.
Benton, Weaver, Haleh, and Randi, as well as everyone else in the room stared open mouthed.
"That horse is GREEN!" Haleh exclaimed.
"That horse is SINGING!" Randi retorted.
Benton glared at them. "I don't care if it IS green and singing! What's it doing in the EMERGENCY
ROOM?!?" He demanded.
Fiddles screeched to a halt, nearly dumping off his riders. "What am I doing here?" Fiddles asked,
glaring. "What are YOU doing here? I can heal people!" He spat out, then trotted over to a child
with a long gash on his arm. Fiddles touched his nose to the cut and it disappeared from sight.
"I'm doing THAT!" He bragged.
Pratt, who had just entered to turn in a chart, stared. "You know, I don't want to know." He retorted,
and set his chart down. "I can't wait till I'm off duty for the day!"
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Back in OB, Abby was in the middle of a planning session with Susan, Jamie, Irene, Shadowkitty,
Buffy, Glory, Dawn, and a few of the others, when a nurse came out of the lounge, looking
confused.
Noticing her look, Abby looked up at her. "What is it?" She asked.
"Did any of you move Romano?" The nurse asked, sounding confused.
Susan's head shot up. "No!" She answered, jumping up. "Why?"
"He's not here anymore." The nurse answered.
The girls all jumped up and ran for the lounge. They found only the chair and a knife laying out
on the counter.
"Who was watching him?" Glory asked.
Susan closed her eyes and groaned. "Elizabeth Corday." She moaned. "Oh, I KNEW we
should have had someone else in there!"
"Do you think she would actually let him go?" Buffy asked.
Jing Mei rolled her eyes. "In a second." She answered. "Now what? We need another
hostage."
Dawn eyed the vent. "So they both left together..." She murmured. "Does that mean Elizabeth
is on the boys side?"
"Personally, I don't think either of them are on any side." Jamie put in.
"I think Jamie's right." Abby remarked. "Romano and Elizabeth never mentioned they were
even playing.....in fact, Romano had said when we caught him, that he was going to let Elizabeth
go, there."
Shirley nodded. "That's true." She agreed. "I think they're in it for themselves."
Susan appeared to think about it. "So we get another hostage." She concluded. "Shirley,
Jeanie, Shadow....." She looked from person to person.
Jing Mei raised her hand. "I wanna go!" She put in.
Buffy looked at Dawn and Glory, who nodded. "Me, Dawn and Glory will go, too." She added.
Susan nodded. "Okay, grab whoever you can." She stopped and stared at Abby. "Are you
alright, Abby?" She asked in surprise.
Abby, realizing what was going on, groaned. "Oh no...." She could feel her face change slightly.
"It's going to happen here."
Susan's stare turned to a look of understanding. "Oh boy." She put in. "Tell me you're not
going to pull a Chameleon here."
"I think I am." Abby answered with a groan.
"What's your next phase?" Jing Mei asked, concerned.
"Anya." Abby moaned. "The stupid phase."
"Oh great, we're screwed." Dawn remarked. "You're supposed to be one of our leaders."
"I can be the leader!" Glory suggested.
"I am NOT taking orders from YOU!" Buffy spat out.
Glory glared at her. "You can be pounded by me, though!" She growled.
Dawn looked from Buffy to Glory then over at Susan. "Can we go kidnap someone now?" She
asked sounding bored.
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End part 17. Okay, there weren't many people mentioned in this, but we WILL make up for that
in the next section. Coming up, the girls need a new hostage, Abby becomes Anya, who has
a big fear of bunnies, and no idea of what's going on.....have no fear, she will go back to Abby
an hour later. Abby is the middle phase. As for the hostage, stay with us! We will be nice.
Please keep in mind, Chen is on the kidnapping team.
As for Murdoc, his problem happened in the beginning of Jurassic 3. And yes, Mark Greene put
the stitches in, and Romano gave him the morphine. I believe we've already mentioned Greene
was still alive, as he was, in fact in the van with the others. We mentioned we brought Lucy back
in the Chameleon spoof. This spoof is not out yet as it happens shortly after Jurassic 3 and
Spoofed Mess start. What you have been hearing about in reguards to magic talents is a glimpse
at future spoofs. These will be out after Sven finishes Fellowship. Lucy was brought back as
one of Carter's challenges. He had to face them to get into a castle. She is not the first dead
person we've brought back to life. We do this with Mungojerrie, who played Miracle Max in
the 2nd spoof written by Sven. The others brought back include William "Bill" Strannix from
"Under Siege", Noah Newman from "US Marshals", John Royce from "US Marshals", Casey
from "Outbreak", and soon Bormir from "Fellowship of the Ring". As we've mentioned before
Greene, Tara Maclay from "Buffy", and the Lone Gunmen never died. We sent clones of them
back and kept the real ones. The clones died. Any other questions? Read the Spoofs. They
answer most of them.....oh and read the beginning of this story. A few of the questions asked,
we've already answered.
With Carter, in the Chameleon spoof, he's playing a star role opposite Abby and the two are
supposed to get married at the end of the story. It doesn't mean that they will be married in
real life. It's just the characters they're playing....although we count the relations in a book.
See Spike, Logan and Buffy. In Mummy Returns, Buffy and Spike were married and had a son,
Boyo....however in Heir to the Spoof, which happened at the same time, Buffy was also married
to Logan, with two children, Wolvie and Shadowkitty. As of Fellowship, Wolvie and Boyo are
cousins, and as of US Psychos, Spike, Logan and Buffy are brothers and sister. It makes for the
weirdest families you will EVER see. Also to come, Romano will become Abby's father, and
Elizabeth will be his wife. We expect by the year 2005, 98% of our set will be related to each
other in one way or another. Incidentally, Nikki Carpenter is Ardeth's niece, as of Cutthroat,
Ardeth is Carter's descendent, Ryan Gaerity is Ardeth's father, and Sam Gerard is Carter's father.
Toadpole is Langly and Nikki's son,.....do I really need to go on? They're not real relations, but
as of the spoofs, this is how we make them. It's a running joke, really. Don't even get us started
on the Summers clan. Buffy is releated to so many people we can't even name them all.
Let us know if you have anymore questions we have not answered yet.
shoulder, the back......Yes, I know I didn't plan to type anymore as long as I had the nerve
peoblem, but really, like I wanna stop? Dispite the fact that my neck and shoulder are killing
me every time I turn to change a tape on the stereo...or just turn in general, I am bored and
higher than a kite. So I might as well do SOMEthing. And torturing others is a good way to
fill time. I'm miserable right now and misery loves company. Let's bring on the misery! ^_^
Cassi didn't type anything...it is now a day later. I might not type anything either..need
to let my own pills to kick in. So I'm gonna be typing in Psychos for a while. I'll try to get back
to this. Maybe we will get a section out before we leave for Mexico.....we leave this friday.
I'm sure you'll know by the time you read this. It is now a day later AND I still haven't started
this yet........but we have money!! I have a headache though, so I ain't typing in this one yet.
Alright, Cassi is insisting that I type some. I'd much rather think up magic talents. Anyway,
this will probably be our last update before we leave for Mexico......which is now Saturday
again. Yes Becca, they can't make up their minds. Although, if Jeff had his way we would have
left last Saturday. Okay let's go to Ro........er Cassi's office. Which now has Weaver picture
on the wall with holes in it. Noticeably there are also holes in the wall. (oops) Weaver's picture
looks like a deranged voodoo doll. It also is torn in several places with Nazi Dyke sprayed
across her front.
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The door to Cassi's office opens and two small children walk out. One has green hair and the
other red hair. They are stopped by Cassi's voice. "You know there are four more guys then
there are girls. It doesn't really seem fair."
"Don't worry, we'll give them a chance to surrender." Sven answered with a grin.
Cassi nodded. "That's better, just as long as you're fair about it." She remarked.
Irene snickered and waved to Dor, who was remaining in the office. Both Sven and Irene were
wearing teal green scrub suits with long light blue surgical scrub coats over the top. Sven
closed the door behind them, and they headed towards the OB floor, where the girls were soon
to be hiding out.
"This should be fun." Sven remarked, cracking her neck as she walked.
Irene nodded. "Are you going to tell them who you are?" She wanted to know.
Sven shook her head. "Nope, they can call me Jamie. One of my own creations." She answered.
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Fiddles, bored, studied the building around him. What ugly colors it was, he mused, while
snuffing a strange cart. YUCK! He snorted. They called this food? It smelt like horse manure.
He kicked it over.....there, now no one would have to eat it.
A human dressed in pink, hurried out of a side room. She stared at the food and Fiddles in shock.
"Why are you giving these POOR people horse manure? You should be ashamed of yourself
yes, you should! I mean it! That stuff smells SOOO bad. YUCK, yuck. Why are you wearing
ugly color? Are you sick? Have you been eating that food? Well, no wonder what your problem
is. I would be ill also. Do you want to feel better? I can help you. You see, I am an Elf horse and
that means I can help people feel better, yes I can. Yep, yep. That's me. Do you have a name?
Mine is Fiddles, now about that yucky food.........." Fiddles trailed off as the strange human
seemed to have fallen asleep. Harley had mentioned this before. Why had she fallen asleep?
He had not been singing a lullaby. He looked around for the ugly pink thing. It was nowhere
to be seen. Fiddles shrugged and walked off, leaving strange woman with her horse manure.
Perhaps he could find someone to explain it to him. **"Ugly pink thing:" translation--Jigglypuff.
Makes frequent unannounced visits to the set and will most likely be showing up here as well.
Fiddles does not like the color pink, in case you're curious.***
Fiddles turned a corner and ran into little Ardeth, Carter, and Creepy.
"FIDDLES!" Carter yelled, pleased...then paused. "What are you doing in the hospital?"
"I am here....that is all I know. You have gotten small. Did you eat the yucky horse manure that
a lady in ugly color was giving out. She fell asleep in the middle of the hallway, I don't know why.
I didn't see the ugly pink ball and I wasn't singing myself. I don't know why. Anyway, how did
you get so small? So very small, that is a neat trick. Do you want a ride?" Fiddles asked.
The trio of children grinned and nodded, eagerly.
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Menawhile, in the OB Nurses lounge, Robert Romano was finding that he hated this place more
than the roof....if such a thing was possible. Every nurse that came through had stopped to
exclaim how adorably cute he looked....tied to a chair. One of them had even brought a video
camera. He had only been here for ten minutes, and already, he wanted to put a bag over his
head.
Susan bounced into the room, eating a candy bar. She paused to look over at him.
He glared, flatly.
"Oh come on!" Susan shot out. "It CAN'T be that bad!"
He continued his glare.
"Okaaaay, so they had a video camera." She went on. "That doesn't mean the world is coming to
an end."
He would have continued glaring at her, but at that point, Elizabeth walked into the room, and
gave another sympathetic look. "How is he?" She asked.
"He doesn't seem to be speaking to me. Maybe he'll talk to you." Susan remarked, as she exited
the room.
Romano turned his glare to Elizabeth.
"Look, I got you off the roof, didn't I!? She asked.
He blinked, and looked away. "This isn't very fun, Lizzie." He spoke up.
Elizabeth sighed. "True." She answered, quietly.
He turned back to her, with pleading eyes. "Can't you just let me go so we can BOTH get out of
here?" He asked. "You can't tell me that you're not as bored of this as I am! We were having
more fun when we were stalking around, throwing water balloons."
Elizabeth chewed her lip, thinking about it. Robert was right. And on top of that, who wanted to
waste their time sitting in one room, doing nothing when they could be out, enjoying their
second childhood? She sighed again, and nodded slowly. "Okay." She whispered. "Give me a
few minutes to make sure nobody's going to see us, and we can get out of here."
Before anything more could be said, two girls came into the room. One with red hair and the other
with green hair. Both wearing scrubs and surgical scrub coats. They looked awfully familiar.
"Smile, Robbie!" The redhead called out, and snapped off a picture of him and Lizzie.
Romano blinked as the flash nearly blinded him. "Who the [insert very bad word here] are you!?"
Sven stared at him. "You should not be talking like that! You're not inducted into the Adult
Conspiracy yet!" She scolded.
"Um, at this point, niether have we." Irene pointed out.
Romano stared, as he realized who he was looking at. "Since when did YOU people join in this?"
He managed to ask.
"Since just a couple minutes ago, and we got bored." Sven answered. "Why should we let you
people have all the fun?"
Elizabeth stared a moment. "Sven?" She asked.
Sven grinned. "As far as I know, yeah." She answered. "This is Irene."
Irene smiled and gave a wave. "Haven't seen you in a while." She remarked.
Elizabeth nodded. "I haven't been to the set in a while."
Sven eyed the two surgeons for a moment, realizing they looked like they had been up to some-
thing. "Ahhh, I see." She said out loud. "You were going to let the hostage go, weren't you?"
Elizabeth turned red. "Well, um....we ...." She trailed off, knowing somehow that Sven was not
stupid.
Romano gave Elizabeth a Look and shook his head. "Boy you'd be great in court, wouldn't you?"
He spat out, flatly.
Sven gave a small evil grin. "Well, I didn't see anything. Did you, Irene?" She asked.
Irene gave a clueless look. "See what? Where?" She retorted.
"Why don't we say hi to the other girls?" Sven suggested.
"Right." Irene answered, moving out the door.
"By the way, my name's Jamie." Sven informed them as she headed for the door.
"Right." Romano retorted. "Shall I call you Ghost as well?"
"Not if you know what's good for you." Sven remarked, giving him a Look. "Oh yeah." She
went on, stopping and turning. "I wanted one more thing."
"Yeah?" Romano asked, impatient to be set loose.
"Can you both smile for me?" She asked, holding up the camera again.
Romano and Elizabeth exchanged a glance, then Elizabeth kneeled down next to the chair, and
they both looked up with bright grins.
Sven snapped off the picture, and nodded her thanks as she walked out the door.
"I want a copy!" Romano called after her.
"Me too!" Elizabeth added.
"Got it!" Sven answered.
"Well, that was interesting." Elizabeth spoke up after a minute.
Romano nodded. "Oh yeah. Now get me out of this....please."
Elizabeth jumped up and grabbed a knife from a drawer. She then used it to cut the restraints
that held Robert to the chair.
Once free, Romano stretched, getting rid of the stiff spots from being tied up. "Let's get the
hell out of here." He remarked, heading for the vent.
Elizabeth smiled as she grabbed the restraints that had held him, and wrapped them over her
shoulder. "Might come in handy." She explained, as Robert pried the cover from the vent.
He nodded, and moved aside. "After you, my dear." He said, generously.
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Down in the ER, things were as usuall, hectic....however, it was not the same kind of hectic
that the nurses were used to. Connie decided this day could not possibly get much weirder.
Already, she had treated indigestion from something called "breadfruit", someone had been
bitten by a "snap-dragon", and she could have sworn she'd just seen Luke Skywalker and Han
Solo walk through the main lobby.
"How's it going?" Weaver asked as she passed.
Connie shook her head. "You don't wanna know." She answered.
"You seeing anyone right now?" Weaver asked, holding out some charts.
"Not really." Connie answered. "What have you got?"
"I have an Irish guy who's high on morphine, and an English guy, also on morphine, who needs
150 stitches removed from his arm, he swears was nearly bitten off by a large dinosaur who
thinks he's a dog named Bill." Weaver answered.
Connie stared openmouthed. "Please tell me you're joking." She remarked.
"I wish." Weaver replied, handing her the charts. "And someone needs to call Psyche."
Connie watched her walk off, toward the lounge. She then looked down at the charts in her hand.
Murdoc....why did that name sound familiar? She looked up as Benton passed. "How's your
day been?" She asked.
"I've met the Elf-Prince of Mirkwood, Groucho Marx, a talking dog, Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
the King of the Goblins, Archangel of the X-Men, Pharaoh Nightcrawler the First, Pikachu,
and Mulder and Scully of the X-Files." He answered. "How've you been?"
Connie shrugged as she entered curtain 2 where Murdoc and the other guy were. She stared a
minute, then backed out, turning to Benton. "I have Tommy Lee Jones and that English guy
from the MacGyver series." She informed him. "Both on morphine and--" She paused to look
down at the charts. "Murdoc has to have 150 stitches removed from his arm, that was mauled
by a giant dinosaur named Bill who thinks he's a dog." She looked down at the charts again.
"And the stitches were supposedly put in by Mark Greene.....and Dr. Romano was the one who
put him on morphine to start with."
Benton stared at her, before grabbing the charts to look. "Okay, that one takes the taco." He
told her. "All yours and good luck."
"Thanks." Connie retorted flatly.
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Benton sighed as he set down the chart he had just finished working on. This was getting
ridiculous! This had to be the strangest day in his entire life. NEVER had the ER ever had this
kind of a problem.
Weaver joined him wearily. "I don't think this can get any stranger!" She stated.
Benton frowned. Somehow, he was sure it would. At that thought he heard the sound of
singing and pounding hooves. Both Weaver and he looked up startled.
A bright green horse with Carter, a dark skinned boy, and a blue fuzzy boy with a tail, on its back,
came running through. The horse was the one singing. "I am Fiddles, and here I am. Watch
me trot, and me run. I am the only one. Through the wind, I come along, can you hear my merry
song. I am Fiddles and here I am." He sang loudly.
Benton, Weaver, Haleh, and Randi, as well as everyone else in the room stared open mouthed.
"That horse is GREEN!" Haleh exclaimed.
"That horse is SINGING!" Randi retorted.
Benton glared at them. "I don't care if it IS green and singing! What's it doing in the EMERGENCY
ROOM?!?" He demanded.
Fiddles screeched to a halt, nearly dumping off his riders. "What am I doing here?" Fiddles asked,
glaring. "What are YOU doing here? I can heal people!" He spat out, then trotted over to a child
with a long gash on his arm. Fiddles touched his nose to the cut and it disappeared from sight.
"I'm doing THAT!" He bragged.
Pratt, who had just entered to turn in a chart, stared. "You know, I don't want to know." He retorted,
and set his chart down. "I can't wait till I'm off duty for the day!"
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Back in OB, Abby was in the middle of a planning session with Susan, Jamie, Irene, Shadowkitty,
Buffy, Glory, Dawn, and a few of the others, when a nurse came out of the lounge, looking
confused.
Noticing her look, Abby looked up at her. "What is it?" She asked.
"Did any of you move Romano?" The nurse asked, sounding confused.
Susan's head shot up. "No!" She answered, jumping up. "Why?"
"He's not here anymore." The nurse answered.
The girls all jumped up and ran for the lounge. They found only the chair and a knife laying out
on the counter.
"Who was watching him?" Glory asked.
Susan closed her eyes and groaned. "Elizabeth Corday." She moaned. "Oh, I KNEW we
should have had someone else in there!"
"Do you think she would actually let him go?" Buffy asked.
Jing Mei rolled her eyes. "In a second." She answered. "Now what? We need another
hostage."
Dawn eyed the vent. "So they both left together..." She murmured. "Does that mean Elizabeth
is on the boys side?"
"Personally, I don't think either of them are on any side." Jamie put in.
"I think Jamie's right." Abby remarked. "Romano and Elizabeth never mentioned they were
even playing.....in fact, Romano had said when we caught him, that he was going to let Elizabeth
go, there."
Shirley nodded. "That's true." She agreed. "I think they're in it for themselves."
Susan appeared to think about it. "So we get another hostage." She concluded. "Shirley,
Jeanie, Shadow....." She looked from person to person.
Jing Mei raised her hand. "I wanna go!" She put in.
Buffy looked at Dawn and Glory, who nodded. "Me, Dawn and Glory will go, too." She added.
Susan nodded. "Okay, grab whoever you can." She stopped and stared at Abby. "Are you
alright, Abby?" She asked in surprise.
Abby, realizing what was going on, groaned. "Oh no...." She could feel her face change slightly.
"It's going to happen here."
Susan's stare turned to a look of understanding. "Oh boy." She put in. "Tell me you're not
going to pull a Chameleon here."
"I think I am." Abby answered with a groan.
"What's your next phase?" Jing Mei asked, concerned.
"Anya." Abby moaned. "The stupid phase."
"Oh great, we're screwed." Dawn remarked. "You're supposed to be one of our leaders."
"I can be the leader!" Glory suggested.
"I am NOT taking orders from YOU!" Buffy spat out.
Glory glared at her. "You can be pounded by me, though!" She growled.
Dawn looked from Buffy to Glory then over at Susan. "Can we go kidnap someone now?" She
asked sounding bored.
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End part 17. Okay, there weren't many people mentioned in this, but we WILL make up for that
in the next section. Coming up, the girls need a new hostage, Abby becomes Anya, who has
a big fear of bunnies, and no idea of what's going on.....have no fear, she will go back to Abby
an hour later. Abby is the middle phase. As for the hostage, stay with us! We will be nice.
Please keep in mind, Chen is on the kidnapping team.
As for Murdoc, his problem happened in the beginning of Jurassic 3. And yes, Mark Greene put
the stitches in, and Romano gave him the morphine. I believe we've already mentioned Greene
was still alive, as he was, in fact in the van with the others. We mentioned we brought Lucy back
in the Chameleon spoof. This spoof is not out yet as it happens shortly after Jurassic 3 and
Spoofed Mess start. What you have been hearing about in reguards to magic talents is a glimpse
at future spoofs. These will be out after Sven finishes Fellowship. Lucy was brought back as
one of Carter's challenges. He had to face them to get into a castle. She is not the first dead
person we've brought back to life. We do this with Mungojerrie, who played Miracle Max in
the 2nd spoof written by Sven. The others brought back include William "Bill" Strannix from
"Under Siege", Noah Newman from "US Marshals", John Royce from "US Marshals", Casey
from "Outbreak", and soon Bormir from "Fellowship of the Ring". As we've mentioned before
Greene, Tara Maclay from "Buffy", and the Lone Gunmen never died. We sent clones of them
back and kept the real ones. The clones died. Any other questions? Read the Spoofs. They
answer most of them.....oh and read the beginning of this story. A few of the questions asked,
we've already answered.
With Carter, in the Chameleon spoof, he's playing a star role opposite Abby and the two are
supposed to get married at the end of the story. It doesn't mean that they will be married in
real life. It's just the characters they're playing....although we count the relations in a book.
See Spike, Logan and Buffy. In Mummy Returns, Buffy and Spike were married and had a son,
Boyo....however in Heir to the Spoof, which happened at the same time, Buffy was also married
to Logan, with two children, Wolvie and Shadowkitty. As of Fellowship, Wolvie and Boyo are
cousins, and as of US Psychos, Spike, Logan and Buffy are brothers and sister. It makes for the
weirdest families you will EVER see. Also to come, Romano will become Abby's father, and
Elizabeth will be his wife. We expect by the year 2005, 98% of our set will be related to each
other in one way or another. Incidentally, Nikki Carpenter is Ardeth's niece, as of Cutthroat,
Ardeth is Carter's descendent, Ryan Gaerity is Ardeth's father, and Sam Gerard is Carter's father.
Toadpole is Langly and Nikki's son,.....do I really need to go on? They're not real relations, but
as of the spoofs, this is how we make them. It's a running joke, really. Don't even get us started
on the Summers clan. Buffy is releated to so many people we can't even name them all.
Let us know if you have anymore questions we have not answered yet.