In the pilots house Trowa and Heero had begun a game of I've never Heero was in the lead, when Trowa suddenly swapped the rules and made it into truth, dare or drink....Heero (being the perfect soldier(1) of course took dare. ten minutes later he was dressed in black leather and walking towards the authoresses house with trowa clutching two bottles of tequila a peice.

'Heeroo' slurred Trowa and began to giggle when he shuddered

'You sounded just like Relena' Heero comented as he fell in the hedge and sat there for a while looking upwards, then he took another swig of tequlia and began to move on.

'Heeerrooooooooo'more giggles ' come and kill meeeeee' then the usually quiet heavyarms pilot fell into a ditch and couldn't get up because he was laughing too hard. By the time they had gotten to the mostly sleeping house they had managed to drink a bottle between them for , as Trowa put it, Dutch courage, Although Trowa wasn't actually going to do anything.

They both crouched by the back door which was suprisingly unlocked and staggard past eth basement door from which splashes and cries of "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU" could be heard.

Ignoring the shouts they made their *merry* way to the kitchen and raided the fridge until they found what they were looking for......Whipped cream.

'Mhhhhh creamy' grinned Heero waving the can around. Trowa seemed more intrested in the nail varnish that was in their and was complaining to heero that you couldn't eat it.

After Trowa had finished his 5 min rant on the uselessness of nail varnish and had poured it into the fish tank, both pilots crawled up the stairs and finished off another bottle before bursting into Raines room where she was sleeping like a baby and giving her santa claus hair and beard complete with eyebrows that would make Dorothy jealous.

still giggling the pilots raided Raines suitcase (avoiding her underwear They aren't perverts you know!) and each wore one of her dresses before running out of the room and house and back to the Winner mansion to go to bed, still in the dresses.

Both pilots woke up in the morning passed out in the bath dressed in black and blue dresses and each holding a bottle of Tequila.....did i forget to mention the banging headaches and nausea which usually acompany a hang over?

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four authoresses woke to an ear splitting scream. Raine had woken up and had found a creamy white dairy product smeared all over her hair and face and her suitcase (still packed from the night before) looked like it had exploded and two of her favourite dresses were missing.....

bee walked down stairs and screamed a scream to match Raines....
'WHO KILLED THE GOLD FISH!!!!!!?????????????????????????????' and then collapsed into a sobbing heap mummuring the names bubbles and goldy over and over until Link slapped her.

'You know what this means don't you?' said a very graved faced Akurei

'That this is war?' asked a hopefull Raine

'That there are fish murderers on the loose?' asked a still sniffling bee

'That we aren't going to have breakfast?' offered Link

'No!' sighed Akurei 'That the Gundam pilots have followed us here!'

a collective Ohhhh! came from the others as they stared at the now empty fish tank...

'Gypsy? where did you bury the fish?' asked bee wiping away the last of her tears

'I was meant to bury them?!? i thought you said to throw them away?'

a scream of 'GYPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!' rang out across the country side at a level that would rival Relena's and added to a certain pairs hang overs.



(1) Too me Heero seems the type of guy who would do a dare like that especially when drunk because he would want to seem like the perfect soldier even more....i am working on the dating of this i promise!

AND IT WASN'T MY FALUT! sorry about this stupid chapter thing my comp is being annoying