Ug...not sure what to write or rather type. My head is bugging...and I'm hungry. To
which Cassi would probably say; what else is new? Anyway, while my food cools off
I guess I'll just sit here for awhile. Cassi typed the last section. So I have to type at least
some of this one. I'm going to change myself back into an adult and head down to torture
the Nazi Dyke and the Evil One...........yep, I'm going to join Cassi and Dor. Alright, I have
been fed now. Hmmm.....what to type.....We left off with Cassi downstairs glaring at
The Nazi Dyke and the Evil One who have the nerve to tell her she can't be Chief of Staff
because she's "Not a doctor"....Hmm if they would have said that to me I would have
turned them into Stink bugs......WHAT?! Cassi just prefers to play the mind games.
Wait.. I think I'd rather shoot them. I have already shot The Nazi Dyke once or twice.
I think we will go to Carter.....yes he is in this story. Last we saw him he was riding
Fiddles with Ardeth and Creepy.
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Fiddles, with Ardeth, Carter and Creepy on his back, was heading to go see Penny, who
he had loved in the Phantom..**For those of you who don't know. Fiddles played Hero
and Penny played Diana Palmer. There were cracks made about "Rescuing the Damsel in
distress from the freak in the purple suit!" *coughing* Mulder** They had heard the
news from the O'Connells.
Fiddles came to a stop as he walked of the elevator**YES the horse was riding the elevator
did you expect FIDDLES to use the stairs. Honestly, this horse is a nutball and he doesn't
feel like walking up the stairs*This bunch of nonsense comes to you from the ones who
gave you Ardeth with a Speeder Bike, a lightsaber and cellphone..can you believe he
came from the 1930?**
"What's wrong, Fiddles?" Carter asked.
Fiddles cocked his head. "The girls are here and they have Kovac and Dave hostage." He
answered.
"WHAT?!"Carter demanded in shock. "What happened to Romano?"
Fiddles frowned and reached out mentally. "Romano is breaking something with his
beloved!" He announced. **Just for the Cordanos....we say it like we see it.**
Carter started choking. "Are you saying Elizabeth busted him out!?" He asked.
"I don't know that. I know where he is now, not how he got there." Fiddles told him.
"The girls are almost all on this floor."
"Are Abby and Susan here?" Ardeth questioned.
"Susan is here, but Abby is no more....she is Anya now." Fiddles informed them.
"Well that gives us the advantage." Creepy put in.
"What do you mean Abby is NO MORE?!?" Carter demanded.**Oops we didn't get that
far. Carter is too busy wanting overthrow Xanth because they kicked him out. He doesn't
know about Abby's talent.**
"She is no more....she will return in about an hour." Fiddles told him firmly.
"Did that even make sense?" Carter asked, confused. "You mean she's out to lunch or
something?"
"Yes, she's out to lunch... I guess." A little blond girl answered.
Carter frowned. "Who are you?" He asked.
"I'm insulted. You don't recognize me!" She exclaimed. "You kissed me once!"
"Lucy?" Carter said in surprise.
"About time, a little slow on the uptake aren't you?" Lucy retorted, then she sighed. "Look,
I just found both of the boys leaders......and a fuzzy blue kid with a green horse. The things
you find in hospitals."
"And you just standing there, about to let the boys aquire a new hostage." Ardeth put in.
Lucy grinned. "You are tresspassing, and what makes you think I'm alone?" She dropped
her voice to a creepy level. "We are many, and we know you are here."
"Seek help!" Carter shot back.
"I wanna see the damsel in distress, now get off!" Fiddles ordered, dumping all three of
them to the floor and ran off down the hallway.
"Uh-oh." Carter yelped. "No more ride"
"Time to go." Creepy piped up and then bamfed them away.
Lucy stared at the puff of smoke and shrugged. "Suckers." She retorted and walked back
down the hall alone, as there were no other girls in the area.
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Sven sighed as she waited for the elevator. When it finally opened, she found a guy who
looked like a cyber-punk with white blond hair and electric blue eyes. "Julian." She mused.
Julian frowned. "You're shorter then I remember." He remarked, raising an eyebrow.
Sven glanced down and shook her head. "Sorry forgot." She snapped her fingers and was
returned to an adult. "I'm going downstairs to help Cassi hogtie the Evil One and the
Nazi Dyke. Wanna come?"
Julian raised both eyebrows and gave a sly look. "You even need to ask?" Came his reply.
"Well you never know. People have been acting strange around here." Sven told him.
"There is nothing wrong with me. Jenny, on the other hand, needs psychological theropy,
thanks to you and your sister." Julian retorted.
"We didn't do that. She did it to herself.......you should see Romano and Lizzie. I think they
are breaking something right now. I also think Creepy, Ardeth, and Carter are heading in
their direction." Sven told him.
"I don't need to see them, I've heard rumors." Julian assured her. "Shall we go join the
hog-tying party downstairs?"
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Elizabeth watched as Romano smashed the OR equipment. "You DO know how much that
costed, don't you?" She asked.
Romano looked up and grinned. "Of course, why do you think I broke it. Cassi said smash
something REALLY expensive and then I can blow people up!" He told her.
"Do you know how much it will cost to replace it?" Elizabeth questioned.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Easy." He retorted, before snapping his fingers. The room was
magically cleaned. Then he turned back to Elizabeth. "You wanna trash it this time?"
"How did you do that?" She asked, in shock.
Romano frowned. "I don't know. It always works when Cassi and Sven do it." He stated.
"Must have something to do with me being an Assistant."
Elizabeth grinned. "Well, then don't just stand there. For heaven's sake, brake something
else!" She exclaimed. "It's too clean in here!"
Romano grinned. "I hate to think I've been such a bad influence on you, Lizzie." He
remarked, and picked up an IV pole and smashed it across one of the more expensive
instruments.
After smashing several more things they were interrupted by a loud bamf, and Carter,
Ardeth, and Creepy appeared in the middle of the mess.
"Not fair! We wanna help break things!" Carter piped up.
"Well by all means, break something. Preferably not someone's leg, though." Romano
retorted.
Carter grinned and kicked over a tray of instruments. Several scalpels fell to the floor not
two inches from Romano and Lizzie's feet.
The two jumped back and glared. Romano grabbed a scalpel and threw it in Carter's
direction. Carter ducked and the scalpel slammed into the speaker of the CD player.
Creepy bamfed over to the CD player and turned it on. "We can listen to music while we
trash it!" The CD started blasting "Moat's-Art"**Apparently, Ole Moat wasn't too good at
art.** "Or maybe not." He finished making, a face.
"I'll have you know that is a brilliant piece of work!" Elizabeth yelled. Just as she yelled, a
pile of sheets in the corner caught fire.
Romano stared in amazement. "Lizzie, you set the OR on fire!" He told her, with a note of
awe in his voice. "Burn something else!"
"I didn't do that!" She protested, angrily, causing a small flame to spring up on a gurney
mattress.
"She did it again!" Carter pointed out. "Burn MORE!" He paused and grinned. "Can you
burn Weaver up?"
"Yes, please do." Romano agreed. "Evil Nazi Dyke...try to take MY job, will ya?"
Elizabeth shook her head. "It couldn't have been me!" She protested again. Then Creepy put
on a Pokemon CD, and she glared at him. "Will you turn that damn thing OFF!" She ordered.
In response, the CD player exploded, and Creepy bamfed to the ceiling.
Romano stared at the mess and looked at Lizzie. "You broke the OR's CD player, Lizzie!" He
stated, in shock.
Elizabeth sighed, annoyed, causing an area on the wall to smolder. "Okay, I admit it. I did
it." She replied, eyeing the spot on the wall, and mentally putting it out.
"What the HELL is going on in here?" Babcock demanded, as the fire alarm went off.
"Oops." Elizabeth muttered, as they were all soaked by the sprinklers.
"Nice job, now we are all wet!" Ardeth complained.
"And you are all CAUGHT!" Babcock announced.
Ardeth looked at him with an evil grin. "I do not think so."
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Meanwhile downstairs Sven and Julian reached the arguing quartet. "Hey Cassi, look who
I found. Wanna trade?" Sven asked walking up to them, pushing Julian forward. "You take
your Assistant and I'll take mine."
"Julian!" Cassi exclaimed, pleased. "I was just getting bored with these two imbeciles."
The two imbeciles in question glared in return.
Sven grinned. "Wanna hog-tie them?" She asked.
"WHAT?!" Weaver exclaimed then stared at the Evil Authors. "Oh no........"
The EvilAuthors and their Assistants grinned, knowing full well that Weaver had figured
out exactly who they were and that she couldn't stop them.
"Now what?" Weaver asked, warily. While Anspaugh stared at her in disbelief.
"You can't be thinking of obeying these two children!" Anspaugh growled.
"They aren't children. Your doctors are children." Julian pointed out. "These are the
Evil Authors, and they can bring your worst nightmares to life." He paused. "Not the
horse kind though, those things are annoying."
MacGyver approached the group. "If I give you duct tape, can I go see Penny?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure. " Sven told him and glanced at Weaver and Anspaugh. "Conjure us up a few
rolls. It's gonna take more than one. That's your talent."
"FIGURES!" Came an annoyed voice from across the room.
"SHUT UP MURDOC!" MacGyver yelled back. "Why don't you find some more Morphine."
"Why don't you go jump off a bridge!!" Murdoc shot back.
"Why don't you both just shut up!" Sven cut in.
"I was gonna say jump off another cliff, but it didn't kill him the first time, so why should it
work this time?" MacGyver retorted, handing her four rolls of duct tape.
"You are looking for the OB. Elevators are that way." Cassi told him., pointing. "Bye now,
and thanks for your contribution."
"Just what are you going to do?" Weaver asked, not forgetting what was going on.
Cassi and Sven grinned.
"Well, first of all, I am currently the Chief of Staff." Cassi proclaimed, straightening up.
"And I say.......we HOG-TIE em!"
"What an original idea." Sven retorted, holding out rolls of duct tape to Cassi, Julian, and
Dor.
Unfortunately, before they could get too far, the fire alarm went off.
"Awww MAN!" Cassi burst out. "I told them to BREAK something, not BURN THE
PLACE DOWN!!!"
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A few minutes later, from the now abandoned and wet OR2, a small hampster ball rolled
out. Inside the clear ball was a gerbil. Written in bold lettering....the same bold lettering
that had appeared on the board in the ER....was one word.."BABCOCK."
**We are going to play it safe and not ask where the hampster ball came from**
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End part 20. Yes for those who didn't understand that one....not that there's many--Babcock
is a gerbil.....which should prove interesting once Pouncival and Tumble decide this must
be a cat toy. Sven says Babcock is going to be awfully sick when he gets changed back...
not to mention when a few choice people decide to kick him down the stairs. Any
volunteers.....Becca? Will the Evil Trio be making an appearence? You ARE in the current
spoofs, you know. Just Email us with what you wanna do....oh yeah...you wanna come too,
Rhaps? Stephanie? Deb? Jimmy? Anyone? Email us at mommydragon@earthlink.net
We look forward to more thrilling chapters. Oh yeah, and we want more reviews. Give us
more. Lauren, you want Gallant? He's five right now, but you can have him when he grows
up. We're tying Anspaugh and Weaver to chairs....All Rocket fans....this is your chance.
Shoot spitballs, mud, paint, water balloons, anything. We'll blow them up later....possibly
during Jurassic III or Chameleon. Let us know. ^_^ Luv ya!--Cassi & Sven
which Cassi would probably say; what else is new? Anyway, while my food cools off
I guess I'll just sit here for awhile. Cassi typed the last section. So I have to type at least
some of this one. I'm going to change myself back into an adult and head down to torture
the Nazi Dyke and the Evil One...........yep, I'm going to join Cassi and Dor. Alright, I have
been fed now. Hmmm.....what to type.....We left off with Cassi downstairs glaring at
The Nazi Dyke and the Evil One who have the nerve to tell her she can't be Chief of Staff
because she's "Not a doctor"....Hmm if they would have said that to me I would have
turned them into Stink bugs......WHAT?! Cassi just prefers to play the mind games.
Wait.. I think I'd rather shoot them. I have already shot The Nazi Dyke once or twice.
I think we will go to Carter.....yes he is in this story. Last we saw him he was riding
Fiddles with Ardeth and Creepy.
********************************************************************
Fiddles, with Ardeth, Carter and Creepy on his back, was heading to go see Penny, who
he had loved in the Phantom..**For those of you who don't know. Fiddles played Hero
and Penny played Diana Palmer. There were cracks made about "Rescuing the Damsel in
distress from the freak in the purple suit!" *coughing* Mulder** They had heard the
news from the O'Connells.
Fiddles came to a stop as he walked of the elevator**YES the horse was riding the elevator
did you expect FIDDLES to use the stairs. Honestly, this horse is a nutball and he doesn't
feel like walking up the stairs*This bunch of nonsense comes to you from the ones who
gave you Ardeth with a Speeder Bike, a lightsaber and cellphone..can you believe he
came from the 1930?**
"What's wrong, Fiddles?" Carter asked.
Fiddles cocked his head. "The girls are here and they have Kovac and Dave hostage." He
answered.
"WHAT?!"Carter demanded in shock. "What happened to Romano?"
Fiddles frowned and reached out mentally. "Romano is breaking something with his
beloved!" He announced. **Just for the Cordanos....we say it like we see it.**
Carter started choking. "Are you saying Elizabeth busted him out!?" He asked.
"I don't know that. I know where he is now, not how he got there." Fiddles told him.
"The girls are almost all on this floor."
"Are Abby and Susan here?" Ardeth questioned.
"Susan is here, but Abby is no more....she is Anya now." Fiddles informed them.
"Well that gives us the advantage." Creepy put in.
"What do you mean Abby is NO MORE?!?" Carter demanded.**Oops we didn't get that
far. Carter is too busy wanting overthrow Xanth because they kicked him out. He doesn't
know about Abby's talent.**
"She is no more....she will return in about an hour." Fiddles told him firmly.
"Did that even make sense?" Carter asked, confused. "You mean she's out to lunch or
something?"
"Yes, she's out to lunch... I guess." A little blond girl answered.
Carter frowned. "Who are you?" He asked.
"I'm insulted. You don't recognize me!" She exclaimed. "You kissed me once!"
"Lucy?" Carter said in surprise.
"About time, a little slow on the uptake aren't you?" Lucy retorted, then she sighed. "Look,
I just found both of the boys leaders......and a fuzzy blue kid with a green horse. The things
you find in hospitals."
"And you just standing there, about to let the boys aquire a new hostage." Ardeth put in.
Lucy grinned. "You are tresspassing, and what makes you think I'm alone?" She dropped
her voice to a creepy level. "We are many, and we know you are here."
"Seek help!" Carter shot back.
"I wanna see the damsel in distress, now get off!" Fiddles ordered, dumping all three of
them to the floor and ran off down the hallway.
"Uh-oh." Carter yelped. "No more ride"
"Time to go." Creepy piped up and then bamfed them away.
Lucy stared at the puff of smoke and shrugged. "Suckers." She retorted and walked back
down the hall alone, as there were no other girls in the area.
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Sven sighed as she waited for the elevator. When it finally opened, she found a guy who
looked like a cyber-punk with white blond hair and electric blue eyes. "Julian." She mused.
Julian frowned. "You're shorter then I remember." He remarked, raising an eyebrow.
Sven glanced down and shook her head. "Sorry forgot." She snapped her fingers and was
returned to an adult. "I'm going downstairs to help Cassi hogtie the Evil One and the
Nazi Dyke. Wanna come?"
Julian raised both eyebrows and gave a sly look. "You even need to ask?" Came his reply.
"Well you never know. People have been acting strange around here." Sven told him.
"There is nothing wrong with me. Jenny, on the other hand, needs psychological theropy,
thanks to you and your sister." Julian retorted.
"We didn't do that. She did it to herself.......you should see Romano and Lizzie. I think they
are breaking something right now. I also think Creepy, Ardeth, and Carter are heading in
their direction." Sven told him.
"I don't need to see them, I've heard rumors." Julian assured her. "Shall we go join the
hog-tying party downstairs?"
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Elizabeth watched as Romano smashed the OR equipment. "You DO know how much that
costed, don't you?" She asked.
Romano looked up and grinned. "Of course, why do you think I broke it. Cassi said smash
something REALLY expensive and then I can blow people up!" He told her.
"Do you know how much it will cost to replace it?" Elizabeth questioned.
Romano rolled his eyes. "Easy." He retorted, before snapping his fingers. The room was
magically cleaned. Then he turned back to Elizabeth. "You wanna trash it this time?"
"How did you do that?" She asked, in shock.
Romano frowned. "I don't know. It always works when Cassi and Sven do it." He stated.
"Must have something to do with me being an Assistant."
Elizabeth grinned. "Well, then don't just stand there. For heaven's sake, brake something
else!" She exclaimed. "It's too clean in here!"
Romano grinned. "I hate to think I've been such a bad influence on you, Lizzie." He
remarked, and picked up an IV pole and smashed it across one of the more expensive
instruments.
After smashing several more things they were interrupted by a loud bamf, and Carter,
Ardeth, and Creepy appeared in the middle of the mess.
"Not fair! We wanna help break things!" Carter piped up.
"Well by all means, break something. Preferably not someone's leg, though." Romano
retorted.
Carter grinned and kicked over a tray of instruments. Several scalpels fell to the floor not
two inches from Romano and Lizzie's feet.
The two jumped back and glared. Romano grabbed a scalpel and threw it in Carter's
direction. Carter ducked and the scalpel slammed into the speaker of the CD player.
Creepy bamfed over to the CD player and turned it on. "We can listen to music while we
trash it!" The CD started blasting "Moat's-Art"**Apparently, Ole Moat wasn't too good at
art.** "Or maybe not." He finished making, a face.
"I'll have you know that is a brilliant piece of work!" Elizabeth yelled. Just as she yelled, a
pile of sheets in the corner caught fire.
Romano stared in amazement. "Lizzie, you set the OR on fire!" He told her, with a note of
awe in his voice. "Burn something else!"
"I didn't do that!" She protested, angrily, causing a small flame to spring up on a gurney
mattress.
"She did it again!" Carter pointed out. "Burn MORE!" He paused and grinned. "Can you
burn Weaver up?"
"Yes, please do." Romano agreed. "Evil Nazi Dyke...try to take MY job, will ya?"
Elizabeth shook her head. "It couldn't have been me!" She protested again. Then Creepy put
on a Pokemon CD, and she glared at him. "Will you turn that damn thing OFF!" She ordered.
In response, the CD player exploded, and Creepy bamfed to the ceiling.
Romano stared at the mess and looked at Lizzie. "You broke the OR's CD player, Lizzie!" He
stated, in shock.
Elizabeth sighed, annoyed, causing an area on the wall to smolder. "Okay, I admit it. I did
it." She replied, eyeing the spot on the wall, and mentally putting it out.
"What the HELL is going on in here?" Babcock demanded, as the fire alarm went off.
"Oops." Elizabeth muttered, as they were all soaked by the sprinklers.
"Nice job, now we are all wet!" Ardeth complained.
"And you are all CAUGHT!" Babcock announced.
Ardeth looked at him with an evil grin. "I do not think so."
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Meanwhile downstairs Sven and Julian reached the arguing quartet. "Hey Cassi, look who
I found. Wanna trade?" Sven asked walking up to them, pushing Julian forward. "You take
your Assistant and I'll take mine."
"Julian!" Cassi exclaimed, pleased. "I was just getting bored with these two imbeciles."
The two imbeciles in question glared in return.
Sven grinned. "Wanna hog-tie them?" She asked.
"WHAT?!" Weaver exclaimed then stared at the Evil Authors. "Oh no........"
The EvilAuthors and their Assistants grinned, knowing full well that Weaver had figured
out exactly who they were and that she couldn't stop them.
"Now what?" Weaver asked, warily. While Anspaugh stared at her in disbelief.
"You can't be thinking of obeying these two children!" Anspaugh growled.
"They aren't children. Your doctors are children." Julian pointed out. "These are the
Evil Authors, and they can bring your worst nightmares to life." He paused. "Not the
horse kind though, those things are annoying."
MacGyver approached the group. "If I give you duct tape, can I go see Penny?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure. " Sven told him and glanced at Weaver and Anspaugh. "Conjure us up a few
rolls. It's gonna take more than one. That's your talent."
"FIGURES!" Came an annoyed voice from across the room.
"SHUT UP MURDOC!" MacGyver yelled back. "Why don't you find some more Morphine."
"Why don't you go jump off a bridge!!" Murdoc shot back.
"Why don't you both just shut up!" Sven cut in.
"I was gonna say jump off another cliff, but it didn't kill him the first time, so why should it
work this time?" MacGyver retorted, handing her four rolls of duct tape.
"You are looking for the OB. Elevators are that way." Cassi told him., pointing. "Bye now,
and thanks for your contribution."
"Just what are you going to do?" Weaver asked, not forgetting what was going on.
Cassi and Sven grinned.
"Well, first of all, I am currently the Chief of Staff." Cassi proclaimed, straightening up.
"And I say.......we HOG-TIE em!"
"What an original idea." Sven retorted, holding out rolls of duct tape to Cassi, Julian, and
Dor.
Unfortunately, before they could get too far, the fire alarm went off.
"Awww MAN!" Cassi burst out. "I told them to BREAK something, not BURN THE
PLACE DOWN!!!"
*******************************************************************
A few minutes later, from the now abandoned and wet OR2, a small hampster ball rolled
out. Inside the clear ball was a gerbil. Written in bold lettering....the same bold lettering
that had appeared on the board in the ER....was one word.."BABCOCK."
**We are going to play it safe and not ask where the hampster ball came from**
********************************************************************
End part 20. Yes for those who didn't understand that one....not that there's many--Babcock
is a gerbil.....which should prove interesting once Pouncival and Tumble decide this must
be a cat toy. Sven says Babcock is going to be awfully sick when he gets changed back...
not to mention when a few choice people decide to kick him down the stairs. Any
volunteers.....Becca? Will the Evil Trio be making an appearence? You ARE in the current
spoofs, you know. Just Email us with what you wanna do....oh yeah...you wanna come too,
Rhaps? Stephanie? Deb? Jimmy? Anyone? Email us at mommydragon@earthlink.net
We look forward to more thrilling chapters. Oh yeah, and we want more reviews. Give us
more. Lauren, you want Gallant? He's five right now, but you can have him when he grows
up. We're tying Anspaugh and Weaver to chairs....All Rocket fans....this is your chance.
Shoot spitballs, mud, paint, water balloons, anything. We'll blow them up later....possibly
during Jurassic III or Chameleon. Let us know. ^_^ Luv ya!--Cassi & Sven